Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=PuntaJaco43;6641562] The other day I met her replacement, Cindy, not as good looking but younger, (if you can believe that) and I was told that she is in possession of some assets (but you didn't hear that from me) and then you have my personal favorite Cheri. If Sunny is a 10, Cheri is a 9. 5, Anyhow just go out and have fun.

Gentleman always do well with the ladies.

Regards.

PJ.[/QUOTE]I recently had a great session with Cindy. She is very sweet and personable, and likes to laugh. She is kind of GND cute, rather than Sunny's more "classic" looks, and has a nice figure with curves, though she would not make Frankie D's THOF list. She gave an outstanding, strong deep tissue, so I highly recommend her to those who enjoy the massage (nearly) as much as what happens on the flip (though she was pretty good at that, as well).

May Wellness seems to be consistently bringing in sweet, attractive providers with above-average massage skills, and I will continue to return. Be a clean, polite gentleman, and it will pay dividends.

Hello,

I am interested in seeing Marianna / Luba Marina but don't see a lot of reviews. Any details?

Does anyone know where they ending up moving to and changing their name to? After my last visit I was told me to come back in to find out the name and address, but I got a chance to. I now see that the location is closed, and the number is disconnected. I was always taken care of and would like to re visit when I can.

When I first started this hobby a decade ago, the only LMP in the area was FHOH. A place I only found out about thanks to members of this very board.

I longed for more but Virginia was a place that was mostly rampant with Chinese and Korean AMPs.

Eventually I discovered that other LMPs existed but you had to go to PG Maryland.

Then came Haydee's and for a while Virginia had another contender in the LMP market. Some other UTR popped up as well including the DMVlatinas agency as well as Welcome Spa in Alexandria.

And then soon CL ads began bursting with new independent providers to usher forth a new renaissance.

I went from scouring the barren lands looking for scraps to harvest to suddenly being overwhelmed with choices. This week was no different. I texted an ad on CL that lead me to a familiar place in FFX, but when I got the room number I was surprised because I was given the location to the 3rd floor instead of what I was expecting on the 5th.

As I entered the suite I noticed the sign on the glass door that read "Majestic Spa LLC".

Those familiar with the MD boards should know exactly what that entails. It seems they have their eyes set on tapping into the VA market. Competition is a good thing, any businessman will tell you it helps keep the going rate fair and dissuades price gouging which has been a heated debate recently with all parlors.

But using the brain upstairs helped shield me from the dreaded GPS virus that took hold of my provider. Her name was Luna and she was chubby girl from Guatemala. She had a cute face and if she didn't have GPS I would have no doubt enjoyed my time with her despite the fact I've had much better looking providers in the past. The massage was quick mostly a 10 minute rub down where she kept grazing my balls to make sure I was receptive to what came next. I flipped and she began the negotiations. She typed 150 on her phone for "sexy massage".

Now mind you I had already dropped 100 on the house fee which is the usual cover charge at Majestic Spa, this was no different than in MD. As for the tip I've dropped a variable amount even in my past experiences in MD depending on the hotness of the provider. But normally I don't spend more than 250 for the complete service.

I talked Luna down to 140 since she's got about 25 lbs of excess fat just hanging off her belly, and initially she even said that wasn't going to cut it. I told that's fine, yo no necessito and told her to just continue with the massage. Suddenly, 140 became an acceptable tip. She removed her clothes and began a HJ but I told her I was looking for mas and she shook her head. I politely told her that my last provider gave me FS for the same tip and that I expected the same level of service at the very least, and mind you my previous provider in MD was much better looking, I was able to convince her to change her tune and provide the service that was agreed upon. I hate when things are too transactional and it really does take away from the moment.

I get it, at the end of the day it's all transactional, but the best experiences are when providers make you feel like it isn't. That's why on the oThER site a score of 9-10 is proceeded by the phrase "forgot it was a service. " When you go to a magic show you go with the understanding that magic doesn't exist but a good magician will make you doubt, if only for a minute, that very notion. I view this in much the same light. So I got the deed done with Luna and it could have been a solid 7/10 but the GPS kinda spoiled the mood.

However overall this is a win because we need more LMPs in NOVA. I won't repeat with Luna but I did see about 3 other girls there on my way out so I'm sure there's a winner there in the bunch. To those who adventure, keep me posted and I'll continue to do the same as well.

Water forgets the names of theDrowned.

Another true GEM. Now that sunshine "Sunny" is away on vacation, Cherry is onboard. She is such a sweet and simply gorgeous. Her massage skills are above average, almost put me to sleep. Such a sweet soft young lady. She will keep your attention for sure. I have to say the manager knows exactly she is talented and such a sweetheart. She has the right amount of attitude and people skills to keep this establishment fresh and stable with the talent. She is something special herself. Along as she is there, I will keep coming back over and over again. If they ever get a table shower, it will be deadly over there lo. Sunny definitely 10, Cherry, ill give a her an 8.5. Manager, she will always be a "10" with me.

With that being said fellow mongers, keep them around with courtesy, respect and great hygiene. That the least we can do in this hoppy. The sun don't shine forever so while it does, lets make it shine together. Happy Mongering.

Will be in the Fairfax area next week, hoping to find some relaxation / recreation opportunities. Sounds like May Wellness is a good bet (is this different than M&Y Wellness?) Any others I should have on my list? PM if you like, TIA!

[QUOTE=TheDrowned;6644316]

I went from scouring the barren lands looking for scraps to harvest to suddenly being overwhelmed with choices. This week was no different. I texted an ad on CL that lead me to a familiar place in FFX, but when I got the room number I was surprised because I was given the location to the 3rd floor instead of what I was expecting on the 5th.

As I entered the suite I noticed the sign on the glass door that read "Majestic Spa LLC".

Those familiar with the MD boards should know exactly what that entails. It seems they have their eyes set on tapping into the VA market. Competition is a good thing, any businessman will tell you it helps keep the going rate fair and dissuades price gouging which has been a heated debate recently with all parlors.

[/QUOTE]Thanks for the review Brother. I think I know the answer to this question, because I've never been to an LMP that had one but I have to ask: does this place have a shower?

Has anyone seen her before: Marianna / Luba Marina? I've read a couple of reviews on here but they were quite old.

[QUOTE=SteveSmithAbq;6644380]Thanks for the review Brother. I think I know the answer to this question, because I've never been to an LMP that had one but I have to ask: does this place have a shower?[/QUOTE]But this place is big with many rooms. I want to say I saw about 6-7 rooms inside. Equipped with long hallways and plenty of space. I don't think they'd install a shower but you never know.

Back this morning to visit, my now friend Lucy Lu, that many of you know.

She had a new team of 3 to replace the Vietnamese girls that left last week (but will return in November).

The 3 gals were nice and hard to choose from!

One was Vietnamese (Cherry) and a friend of Coco, whom you might know. Nice gal, perfect English and 100 pounds of joy.

The other 2 were pretty Korean girls and one actually looked like a Thai girl.

Victoria was tall and striking with a nice tat of a question mark on her left rump.

She was well endowed on top and bottom, enough I started to salivate!

The third was Peachy, and she looked like a delicious fruit to eat.

Peachy and Victoria spoke good English too.

Hard to choose. All looked delicious, in probably 30's and in good shape with nice smiles. (Fatties turn me off.).

Biggest challenge was which to choose. A great problem to have.

I would say if you are nice, and treat them right, they will be very nice to you.

They know I tip well. Not GPS well, but fairly, and I got drained happily.

I shall return when my batteries are charged up again. (Like a EV Car.)

Quite a good change finally for Best Therapy if Chantilly works for you.

My excuse is the Costco nearby, and no one expects me for hours!

DC.

[QUOTE=TheDrowned;6644316]

And then soon CL ads began bursting with new independent providers to usher forth a new renaissance.

I went from scouring the barren lands looking for scraps to harvest to suddenly being overwhelmed with choices. This week was no different. I texted an ad on CL that lead me to a familiar place in FFX, but when I got the room number I was surprised because I was given the location to the 3rd floor instead of what I was expecting on the 5th.

As I entered the suite I noticed the sign on the glass door that read "Majestic Spa LLC".

Water forgets the names of theDrowned.[/QUOTE]Would you care to share a link to the relevant ad? I miss some of the providers at the Majestic in PG, which closed a few months ango. Any chance that the establishments are related? It seems strange to use the same name.

[QUOTE=StoneArmor8925;6644185]Hello,

I am interested in seeing Marianna / Luba Marina but don't see a lot of reviews. Any details?[/QUOTE]Look on the Montgomery County board. She's in Wheaton.

[QUOTE=AvgJoe123;6644469]Would you care to share a link to the relevant ad? I miss some of the providers at the Majestic in PG, which closed a few months ango. Any chance that the establishments are related? It seems strange to use the same name.[/QUOTE]That's my assumption. But if not, maybe some former ladies there opened this new place together?

Was in Tyson's for business. Found Pearl on Eros. Sent texts to Pearl and some other providers. She responded very quickly. None of the others did at all. A menu was provided and I took the main course. Which was a bit pricey but I was in the mood and her photos looked nice. Found her apt and was welcomed with a nice hug. One thing. Menu said DFK, but it was only lip kissing. Bit of a disappointment, but I pressed on. She was wearing a robe, which I opened was soon as we got to her room, and found a nice body with almost perfect tits. A little playing with e B's then off to the shower for me. When I returned she was completely disrobed and we proceeded with some sensual touch, then she worked her way down for an awesome BBBJ, then 69 and face sitting. She was recalling getting off on my dining. We ultimately worked to her lying on her side and more BBBJ, after which I was so worked up we went to the bag and finished with standing dish then RCG. After she gave me a very respectable massage, followed by a quick shower and out the door. Overall a really really good time even if a bit pricey.

[QUOTE=StoneArmor8925;6644185]Hello,

I am interested in seeing Marianna / Luba Marina but don't see a lot of reviews. Any details?[/QUOTE]Old, fat, and weird. If this does not stop you, no other details will.