Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Chipper321;3961404]I'm looking for reviews of u massage but it pulls up only the word massage without the u.

Having a hard time here. Can someone help?

Unless someone can just give me some basic info regarding that place.

Thanks.[/QUOTE]Like the other poster said, try "you" massage, but even that will only yield you about half of the reports. Basically, the general consensus is that if BO and GG are about 5 stars, you or [B]U[/B] is about 4 or 4. 5. It's a little below their standard, but very close. Given that it is the best place in its own part of the area and that negotiations can happen there, it has some advantages. I also like their parking set up and location best of all the "Big 4" places talked about here. It is hands down the most discreet.

My own take on it is that the place is a proper AMP. CB and BB (RIP), GG, WB, and BO are kind of in a league unto themselves. "You" is what 90% of the country's mongers think of when they think AMP, but taken to the very highest level. I think that You has the hottest girls and best service at the regular AMP level (before you break into "next" level where the other places are). I recommend "You," definitely.

[QUOTE=Redsox2005;3961431]He just got the name wrong, I think this was a GG report.

Sox.[/QUOTE]Yes, my mistake! This was a report for GG.

[QUOTE=PFish1;3961268]Starting with the first one closest to Dean. Standard AMP. 50 ish attendants. Decent massage. Standard HE. Typical. 8 + . 4 Tips. I've been there multiple times, including in the last couple of months.

The one just east of there, I believe it was next to a barber shop. Went once. Had a nice time. Standard HE and pricing. I didn't like the setup. Always seemed to be someone hanging out front.

I'm not sure of the 3rd in that area.

Continuing east, once you pass Alafaya, there is Wellness on the right past the library. Then just past that on the right there is LuLu, and on down past Lake Pickett on the left there is one. The one past Lake Picket seems to be legit only now.[/QUOTE]The one by the smoke shop is not bad. Main girl was Lily. About 40, but good looking. HE though so can't complain.

The one by the barber shop is a bit weird. Always people hanging out front. Been there twice. First time I had a girl named cocoa. Big breast. Gave a good HE. Second time, had another girl, also big breast but short. She was hesitant on the HE, but gave in.

Third place is past alafaya. Don't like this place. Both times had to pretty much ask for a HE.

The place on the left is legit. Been there once.

Stopped by GG this evening for some late night fun. Gal at the front asked if I had been before to which I answered, yes. She said to try a new girl Lexi. Opted for 1 hr, paid standard house fee.

The woman walked me upstairs and took me to the room where I waited 15 min. In comes Lexi. A beautiful young lady from Taiwan, large bolts (fake) and spoke very good english. Took me for TS which was good, paid extra attn to the goods.

Back to the room where we went right into play time. BBBJ, FIV, FIA. She grabbed a cover and climbed on top. Mish and CG then the pop. She followed with a great massage. Knees in the back, walked on my back, and really worked out the knots. Here's the crazy part. She asked me if I wanted a 2nd pop which of course I said yes. She answered, not enough time, I massaged you too long. Why even ask then? From past experiences I assumed 2nd was standard. Oh well, still had fun and got a great massage. On to the next one.

What is the difference between the two? Is one Korean and the other Chinese?

Which one is better?

Sorry for the newbie questions. Just traveling thru orlando and wanted to visit one or the other.

Thanks.

[QUOTE=CapnMorgan88;3961099]Hola gents,

Sorry slow on reporting front. Catching up.

7 weeks back had Spa Serenity pleasure dream w / KiKi -- an A+ hands down top 3 of AMP exp ever I would rate her. Of course, go back 2 weeks ago, Kiki apparently rotated out. So won't spend much time on her but nice D cups and actual 40 minutes of legit (massage, like strong skills. On to the fun she was a pro, prolly late 30's, was very GFE and the hotness, so hot -- oh but alas, she's gone apparently.

Ruby, a sold B option. Taller than usuals, nice small C cup, lean. Virtually no massage kinda funny after kiki experience but whatever she was also great fun and open to most, in my dream. Little more shy at outset but came on strong at end and would repeat. On way out saw Coco on exit introductions; very short lass w / nice D cups (yes I'm breastestes man) so will try next.

Did almost BO / GG rates in my dream. Just FYI. A little under but close to same dreamed mario coins (. 8 for hr to house of course).

Serenity I like it's off beaten path a bit but no parking issues at all (strip center w / pizza shop and empty stores otherwise). Nice big space, good size rooms. Really is akin to bo or gg but slight step down in model scale. But definitely great dreams to be had here![/QUOTE]Adding to report. Spa Serenity is in a strip mall with a Dominos Pizza and a church using the far end of the strip mall. Note that on Sundays, the lot may have many cars in it for church services and folks may mingle outside afterwards. No one bothers you there. I try to park close to (not in front of) the pizza joint so as to not draw attention as to where I am going.

Be safe.

[QUOTE=Zeebo1;3961671]Yes, my mistake! This was a report for GG.[/QUOTE]Alright, it makes sense now but make sure you're putting in the right name there. Not just the AMP names but even the girl's name. Because we all go by the reports posted here on each girl at each MP and even a single mistake with the name can result in a bad report on a good girl and if she is new girl, probably no one will opt for her since she won't have any previous reviews to fall back on. No one wants to miss a gem because of a spelling mistake, don't you all?

Stay safe! Happy hunting!

They always have great ideas for creative names. I went to BO this morning & met their new addition Bobo. I paid the new price again. $$ for 45 minutes. I felt in sleep very quickly. My dream was about the new girl Bobo. Very pretty Chinese girl. Very cute name. 23-25 yrs old. Very friendly. Nice sexy body. Big C cups. She was well trained too. She followed the playbook step by step. We did B2 B Nuru massage, Russian, BBBJ & CIM in shower. She gave me enough time to recover. We continued our DFK, DATY, TUMA, BBBJ & CFS in the room. She was not a clock watcher. Very nice dream.

Hi fellow mongers. Recently had a dream with Yumi at BO and it was my first AMP experience in Orlando, from what I've seen BO and GG are the places to go. My time with Yumi was awesome and she has big bolts as well. Wondering if you guys can name drop any specific girls at BO, GG, or any other AMP in Orlando that do FS and are relatively thick like Yumi. The only thing I did not like about BO is the parking, prefer a place that has discreet parking.

Cheers,

Wes.

[QUOTE=Searcher52;3961138]I was there Sunday and it seemed to be a very quiet day. I had a one on one with Rainbow (the bronze colored one as you describe. You definitely should have asked for Yuki. This is my favorite place. I'm not from Orlando and I asked for some suggestions but got no response so I stayed with JYP this past Sunday rather than go to BO, GG or you I just knew what I was getting at JYP. However like I said. Dead day strangely quiet. I've had Vivian in a 4 hand and 6 hand and she was crazy not like Yuki crazy but very in to it. I know it's an act I don't care I've had a great time here and will spend my soon to come Birthday there. And I will spend $ as needed.[/QUOTE]Can you tell me how to recognize Yuki? I plan to visit soon.

[QUOTE=NexusPrime;3961822]What is the difference between the two? Is one Korean and the other Chinese?

Which one is better?

Sorry for the newbie questions. Just traveling thru orlando and wanted to visit one or the other.

Thanks.[/QUOTE]As far as I can tell being able to speak Chinese, the mama-sans are seemingly always Chinese from China which leads me to believe that they're run by Chinese people. The girls though, might not be. Lexi at GG is Thai, but speaks very good Chinese supposedly having grown up in Malaysia. Other mongers have reported some Korean and Vietnamese girls at these places if I recall correctly.

[QUOTE=AreaGentleman;3962875]Can you tell me how to recognize Yuki? I plan to visit soon.[/QUOTE]I've sent a PM to give you a little insight.

Day 4 of my trip. You can see from my previous reviews that I had a subpar experience at WB and just a good (not great) experience at GG. But today was my lucky day. I've been going to AMPs for over 20 years and today was one of the best experiences of my life.

Went to you in the evening. Very discrete back entrance. I asked for Lulu based on previous reviews. Another girl led me to room, and said some piece about being 5 min wait. I said that was OK. Then same girl came in few min later and offered to give me shower. I wasn't sure if she would only do shower until Lulu was free, but I cautiously declined. Anyways, Lulu came in about 10 minutes later. I was taking a nap on the bed, and immediately she came and laid next to me and started kissing me. Wow. From the first moment to the end it felt like a complete GFE experience. Even when she did very PSE things it was not a routine, and felt like your girlfriend. You locals are lucky to have this girl here. Treat her good and enjoy it while it lasts. Getting back to details, after initial kiss she started a brief back massage. Good pressure and used elbows a bit. I was playing with her butt the whole time. Then she asked for the money upfront. Normally this is a red flag but the date started so well, I figured she was just being cautious with a new customer. As I stood up to get the cash, she starts rimming me from behind. Wow. This girl is amazing. I put the money down and she was very happy (standard $. 6, but she deserves $$. IMO). Then we both go back and lay down on the table. We're laying there like long lost lovers and making out (LFK). She works down to my cock, and begins great BBBJ. Then I stand up and start to face fuck her upside down while she is lying down on the bed. That was so hot. Next I wanted to taste that pussy so I bent her over the table. Enjoyed DATY for a while and she had good reasons (but not fake sounding). Then penultimate act was some great 69 as I continued to drill her face. Finally, it was time for the fatal act. Covered up and begin in mish. I fucked her good and sslow and we made out. Then moved to doggy, with her lying down on stomach (is that called doggy? I nibbled on her neck and we kissed a bit more while I fucked her like this and finally exploded in the hat. After that she gave hot towel cleanup. We had time left (I paid for h) , so she lied down with me and we talked about random stuff, her future plans, etc.

Overall a 10/10 experience for me. This girl is cute. She reminded me of an Asian coworker that I had an affair with last year (and who I fell hard for, but it wasn't to be). Since I'm a lonely self loathing piece of trash I pretended Lulu was that old love. Love this girl' personality. Poor english but managed to communicate. Her voice is a little deep, but I honestly found it sexy. Treat her good guys.

Long time lurker, usually stick to independent providers but decided to see what all the hype around these AMPs were about. After doing some research I decided to try out BO first. Went in on a Wednesday around 11 am, parked in the plaza next to BO and went in. Beautiful mamsan greeted me and led me into the room. Lot of noises coming from the other rooms and I can tell it was packed. Waited about 20 min and in comes a really skinny looking girl in her early 30's. I didn't catch her name. Now I like my women a little curvy and didn't want to waste my hard earned Mario's so I asked if there was someone else I can see. I'm not sure if that was rude of me because she walked out and the mamasan (which I'm guessing is Snow by the reports) comes in very frustrated and tells me I won't find these providers anywhere else and tell me to leave. I didn't want to cause any trouble so I left and went right down the street to try out GG. Parking was much better here and I went through the back. Paid the house fee and was led to a room. 10 min later in comes another skinny girl and she said her name was Pandora. I was skeptical because from all the reports I read about her she didn't look like the Pandora at all. Small B cups at best and no ass but was decent looking so I said why not. Right away she starts DFK and shoved my finder in her tight kitty. Couple min later she brings my jeans over to me and points to my pockets. Gave the standard donation and went right into a sloppy BBBJ. It felt pretty good but she quickly put a cover on and proceeded into CG and after a couple min moved onto RCG. Won't bore with the rest of the details but released the load in the hat not too long after that. Afterwards got a pretty decent massage but no round 2. So one bad experience and one okay experience, maybe I just got them on a bad day. I definitely want to go back to BO and try out Yumi. From all the reports she seems to be the thick one. I know she's leaving soon but anyone know a specific date?

[QUOTE=Texualman;3934365]I have seen her as well, she is a sweet girl. On the thicker side but I would not go all the way to BBW. Certainly not bus size. My experience was as others have discussed. She takes pride in the body rub part and delivers it very well. Shoot me a PM if you have any other questions.[/QUOTE]Until next time!

Xoxo.

Dinah.