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[QUOTE=Knight62;1339654]Trust me you will like Hanna.[/QUOTE]Thanks Knight62. Unfortunately it looks like I won't be getting there this weekend. Most likely I won't be able visit until after Christmas at the earliest. Hopefully she will still be around when I do make it down there.
Also thanks to Bad Larry for his recommendation of YoYo at nms.
[QUOTE=Jack A Dogov;1339861]Also thanks to Bad Larry for his recommendation of YoYo at nms.[/QUOTE]Yes gentlemen. Thank you for the recommendations.
Do any of the NMS girls have a good grasp of the English language, or is it a struggle with all of them?
There seems to be a new spa in Providence. Not that there was any shortage before.
[url]http://providence.craigslist.org/thp/2757864791.html[/url]
Not new, it is the one in the house that has been there for about a year now. Not the best of facilities.
[QUOTE=Choir Boy; 1340512]There seems to be a new spa in Providence. Not that there was any shortage before.
[url]http://providence.craigslist.org/thp/2757864791.html[/url][/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Ri Designer;1340519]Not new, it is the one in the house that has been there for about a year now. Not the best of facilities.[/QUOTE]It used to be called Amazing Bodywork at one time if you want to do a search and dig up some reviews
[QUOTE=Messman;1339386]Intriguing yes, but to answer your question the damages seem quite excessive. Basically full AMP rates for 15 minutes. I understand the attractiveness of the quick in / out for many, but the economics make no sense to me. Of course if you guys keep paying, then that becomes the market price. I will continue to seek far better value for my hard-earned coin.[/QUOTE]To be clear I am not interested in paying top dollar for a quickie session, but the idea of having a lingerie model of Caucasian decent when most of the alternatives on offer in PV are Asian is what I found to be an intriguing pull for me personally is all.
[QUOTE=Pssylvr;1339542]$60 for a 15 minute "modelling" session. The tip is up to you. I gave her $40.[/QUOTE]Pssylvr thanks for the info, I don't find these prices ridiculous, some girls on BP charge $ and are offering meager performance so when I am next in the area I may have to check it out, this weekend though I headed to my fave Asian Spa instead. Will post a separate report on that experience once I have recovered.
I ventured out with house fee discount coupon in hand and headed down to Pleasant St. They weren't busy so I was able to get right in and was lucky enough to meet Ellen. Korean girl about 5'5" very nice and sweet. Would say early 30's and maybe a small C. She understands and speaks english pretty well, was trying to be funny while I was there so her good mood carried a lot of weight to the expirience. Average TS, massage was more of a rub but comforting used lotion, no oil. Finish was as expected and it was a really enjoyable time.
[QUOTE=Choir Boy; 1339930]Yes gentlemen. Thank you for the recommendations.
Do any of the NMS girls have a good grasp of the English language, or is it a struggle with all of them?[/QUOTE]Jackie speaks reasonably good English, has a nice attitude and a nice touch. I've seen her a few times. She just went "on vacation" last week. Not sure if she is back or gone.
Who is generally open on 12/24 PM and 12/25 AM or PM?
Hey M's.
I think I will vist prov tomorrow (23rd) and get a session, the problem I have is I want a FS sessions with limited funs, I'm bringing 160 to the table that includes house fee.
Is there any spa out there that will offer that service for that price.
I alraedy know os and 1021 is out, I would never insult them with that low of a donation. Lilys is out also do to no FS service. What are your inputs.
Tap
[QUOTE=TapThePie; 1344021]Hey M's.
I think I will vist prov tomorrow (23rd) and get a session, the problem I have is I want a FS sessions with limited funs, I'm bringing 160 to the table that includes house fee.
Is there any spa out there that will offer that service for that price.
I alraedy know os and 1021 is out, I would never insult them with that low of a donation. Lilys is out also do to no FS service. What are your inputs.
Tap[/QUOTE]I would say that for that kind of money your not going to get a high level of service unless you get "lucky" and the girl doesn't ask for tip ahead of the fun! I would say the two spa's that are down on Reservoir Ave near the Cranston line would probably be your best bet but the level of service may be disappointing if your accustomed to 1021. Good Luck!
[QUOTE=TapThePie; 1344021]I think I will vist prov tomorrow (23rd) and get a session, the problem I have is I want a FS sessions with limited funs, I'm bringing 160 to the table that includes house fee.
Is there any spa out there that will offer that service for that price.
I alraedy know os and 1021 is out, I would never insult them with that low of a donation. Lilys is out also do to no FS service. What are your inputs.[/QUOTE]When Bella from Vegas was there I'd have recommended Heavenly Hands on Admiral Street. Unfortunately she went home for the holidays a couple weeks ago and I've seen a report somewhere indicating the lady who took her place doesn't render the service Bella did. Sorry!
Visited 1021 last week after a long dry spell. After spending 10 minutes trying to find parking anywhere near the place I head up ring the bell and the door is answered by older mamasan who I didn't recognise (not Mika) , she didn't recognize me either and after being guided to the room I try to reassure her by dropping the name of my last gal, she leaves and I worry that I'm not going to get a good selection but my fears soon end when Tutu enters.
I hadn't read the board before my visit so didn't see her previous reviews but from the instant I saw her my jaw dropped, I can confirm a definite stunner. She looked more Japanese to me, like one of those Adult Video porn video stars but what do I know, if you guys say she's Korean its all good.
She was a bit quiet, didn't seem to have much English and was quiet thru out most of the session I like a little more verbal talk but this maybe because she is still so new, she led me to the shower straight away and I could see at least a few other rooms with doors open as I am guided by hand to the shower so not a busy day so I knew I was in for a no rush session.
Her shower technique was good, lots of soap, lots of water, lots of hands all over the right areas I was in there a good 10 minutes it felt like, it was almost like a massage right there, her hands felt great all over. She 'shushed' me several times as I tried to complement her technique, not sure what that was about.
Back in the room and laying down watching her massage me in the mirror next to the massage table, her technique was ok but I didn't like the whole using a towel thing for most of the time, eventually she dispensed with the towel and started massaging all the needy areas. No question about what I wanted just straight to donation, I gave 1. 4, didn't see that 1. 2 was acceptable now funny I've always assumed that was too low, now I know. Her body all over mine was amazing, great physique, I just wish she had longer hair but on her it worked, looking in to her eyes during the session with some light kissing blew my mind, CG was best I ever had.
The whole time I was there I only heard one other guy leaving, no one else entered or left. As I left I gave the thumbsup to the mamasan and said I would be back soon. Highly recommended.
[QUOTE=Hags Joe;1343775]Who is generally open on 12/24 PM and 12/25 AM or PM?[/QUOTE]I know 1021 is, Tutu told me she be working Christmas weekend, I'd love to get away from the family to go see her and bring her a present in return to the great gift she gave me.
Stopped by Pleasant St this week. The road is closed so no traffic at all. Shop to the side was open. , other than that very quiet. Met Choi? Very pretty and shapely. Shower with no bucket or play, then to sauna for 2 minutes to warm up. Massage was ok not great. Surly not up to Lily or NMS. Tease was short and not so good. I was only looking for a nude HJ. She was up selling like crazy. There is more to offer for sure than before. I haven't been there for a few years. I paid to much for the service and won't be back for a while. I will be looking for the topless HJ with a quality massage.
Be safe, Flatspd
[QUOTE=Flatspd; 1344387]Stopped by Pleasant St this week. The road is closed so no traffic at all. Shop to the side was open. , other than that very quiet. Met Choi? Very pretty and shapely. Shower with no bucket or play, then to sauna for 2 minutes to warm up. Massage was ok not great. Surly not up to Lily or NMS. Tease was short and not so good. I was only looking for a nude HJ. She was up selling like crazy. There is more to offer for sure than before. I haven't been there for a few years. I paid to much for the service and won't be back for a while. I will be looking for the topless HJ with a quality massage.
Be safe, Flatspd[/QUOTE]CiCi and Gina. And also Connie were nice Pleasant gals from the past.
Haven't had the chance to check out the latest line ups there.
My rare free time would take me to 1021 right now.
I would go back to see the previous pleasant regs again if I new they were back.
[QUOTE=Worgent6;1344237]She looked more Japanese to me[/QUOTE]Japanese and Koreans have common ethnic ancestry, with the ancestors of the Yamato people (the dominant ethic group in Japan) migrating from the Korean peninsula to the islands of Japan in early prehistory. If you look at pictures of both side by side you'll be hard pressed to tell them apart, except maybe with older ones where Korea's harsher climate shows. When I was in the Navy I was amazed at the likeness when I saw groups of both together.
Is anyone in the Christmas spirit enough to recommend a provider that gives a nice RJ?
PM me as appropriate.
[QUOTE=Flatspd;1344387]I will be looking for the topless HJ with a quality massage.[/QUOTE]Try Nancy at Heavenly Hands on Admiral St Prov. I had a good session with her the other day. TS, good massage, UTC. Opted for CBJ (topless, bottomless). Late thirties? Nice body, average looks. 50 house. 80 tip. Worth repeating
Hey M's.
I like to thank all you pm on a possible local.
Well I opped for the 1021 place, I was driving and my mind got a thinking about Tina, and I also knew where it was. I got to the 1021 around 11:30 ish walk up the front steps and even before I could do the buzz Mika (I believe) was a thin lady small breast and nice lookin, open the door and instantly hushed me, grabbed me by the hand and put me in the sauna, told me to get comfortable and someone would be right in, well after 3 minutes she returns with a cup of water, and tells me soon some be with you. Another 5 minutes or more goes by and grabs me again with only a towel and places me in a room. Tells me to lay down and someones will be right in, about 10 minutes later Tina shows up ask if I had a TS I said no, she asked for the house fee I hand her over the 200 and walks out. In comes Mika about 5 minutes later (the lady who answered the door). Ask if it's ok if she does the TS, I was game, Well let me tell ya that woman washed evry inch of me even places I didn't know I had. I must admit it was a great Ts, well off we go back to the room. I lay down and another 5 minutes or so goes by and in comes Kate. I was like ok what happen to Tina in my mind, I tell kate that I gave the money to Tina and she tells me I know already.
Kate is a really cute Girl with perfect C breast, and they seem alll natural. She was not Tina thin, but not flabby either, girl with some meat. No complaints. Her English wasn't well, but enough to get by. She gets on top of my table and straddles me and does a nice hard massage, ask ok and I said yes. She did a nice job had some good teasing. After about 30 minutes she stops and tells me she be right back, about 3 minutes later she continues the massage. Evenually she asked me to flip. She looks me in the eye and asked if I like 69, me like the chesher cat, I say yes. This woman had the Nices pie I have seen in a long while, I can tell you these girls freshen up afterward bathroom breaks or between customers. She had that chemical taste like from femine hygien products (nothing bad). Well this girls did a bbbj or put that damn cover on so right you couldn't tell. I was working her pie like a pro and she moveing like she was enjoying it. This went on for about 10 minutes. Well she moves it cg position, (I have some ed issues due to meds I take so takes awhile) , and she asked if evrything was ok, I said yes. I tell her to lay down on the table, she does and I start to kiss her neck and move downward.
THis is where is gets good. As I move downward kissing her beautiful breast and the stomach I moved to her mound, I DATY that thing like I owned it, I had her moving and moaning like she was watching a horse race. She said something in korean (I think it was like Oh God) , and came. She told me no more touch (to sensitive). She layed there for about 2 minutes saying something again in korean. I started to play with her pie agian and she was gushing. She looked up at me with a stare like F*k me, I slide inside and worked my mish position, I could of swore she came again. (I only say that cause her vag muscles pushed me out). Well after sliding back in it only took me a little while to finish.
After I was done she gets up and sit on the edge of the table for a few seconds and compliments me on my tongue skills, she say Oh God in english, well off she goes to get a towel, I hear her talking to someone in korean. after she cleans me up ll I get dressed and off I go. Tells me come back real soon. Mika asked how was she I gave her 2 thumbs then tells me that next time I could pick any girl, and left it was 1:50 when I left.
A side Note. While I was waiting to get my TS, one of our Monger brothers was talking on his Cell phone to loud, talking about rats or cats or something like that. Please remember that others are trying to enjoy these ladies and have no wish to hear your conversation, I know you was hush repeatedly.
I hope Kate stays there for awhile, she had been there 2 weeks 2 day when I meet her.
Happy Holiday.
Tap
Don't know if this post will be in time to make a difference. But just wondering if any of the usual places are open tonight. Anyone know?
Very nice post. It is good to see reports like this going out. I haven't seen one of these in a while. Nice work.
[QUOTE=TapThePie; 1345145]Hey M's.
I like to thank all you pm on a possible local.
Well I opped for the 1021 place, I was driving and my mind got a thinking about Tina, and I also knew where it was. I got to the 1021 around 11:30 ish walk up the front steps and even before I could do the buzz Mika (I believe) was a thin lady small breast and nice lookin, open the door and instantly hushed me, grabbed me by the hand...[/QUOTE]
I was trying to find 1021. Failed. I usually recon a spot before I go, and that is what I was doing. I didn't plan on going today. Anyway, I drove up Broad street all the way to Putuxet, then turned around and drove back to Providence. Could not spot it. Give me some landmarks via the board or PM, I don't care. It has to be in the vicinity of the CVS by steet numbers. Help me out if you can.
Thanks
I hit Simple Pleasures on Christmas Eve about 5:30 PM. My original destination was Pleasant Street Spa in Pawtucket, but they were closed so I came here. A white man answered the door and showed me to the room. He left to get the girls. Their cat "Skiddles" was in the room. It's very friendly. It will let me pet it and even pick it up. I put it outside the door.
Now I had been there 11 times before and seen 9 girls. But the line up was 6 girls I never saw before. 5 black and 1 white with red hair. I chose Lindsay, one of the black girls. Short, pretty, nice body, big earrings. The $10 discount was in effect. Good TS, then a few minutes in the sauna.
The massage was fairly good, as was the finish. Got the full hour. I would have no complaints except she wanted $100 for $40 worth of service. I haggled down to $70, which was still too much. Total was $50 + $70. I won't be seeing Miss Lindsay again.
I have now seen 10 different girls at this place. The 3 rip-off artists were Gina, Jade and Lindsey. (Gina is no longer there.) The 7 girls who charged me fairly were Karen, Skye, Veronica, Tasha, Mia, Ebony and Kia. (Tasha is no longer there.) I hope this helps.
[QUOTE=Pedro7819; 1345817]I was trying to find 1021. Failed. I usually recon a spot before I go, and that is what I was doing. I didn't plan on going today. Anyway, I drove up Broad street all the way to Putuxet, then turned around and drove back to Providence. Could not spot it. Give me some landmarks via the board or PM, I don't care. It has to be in the vicinity of the CVS by steet numbers. Help me out if you can.
Thanks[/QUOTE]If your heading South on Broad street its in a building on the right hand side, there is a Church on the left. The door is a glass door with a Neon sign with the numbers "1021" at the top. Go up the stairs and down the hall and you will see a door with a buzzer. Good Luck!
[QUOTE=Pedro7819; 1345817]I was trying to find 1021. Help me out if you can.
Thanks[/QUOTE]1021 is on the second floor of 1021 Broad St. It is on the corner of Broad and Warrington St. There is a side door on the Warrington St. Side towards the back corner of the building with a gold doorbell button. There is an auto repair shop across the street form the side door. Don't forget to look up because you will be on Camera.
Peace.
I should have stayed with 1021 but wanted the variety and am having transport issues so went with OS. But forgot to do my due diligence and research. Drew lulu goof looking as the reputation maybe a 7 or 7. 5. Fake cans but I like them. Nice nipples but too nice and got the sensitive remark during session. G-the help me I'm a boob man.
It was weird. At first I may have given off LE vibe asked for house fee before massage. I gave $ but had to wait in room over 10 minutes. I told her I wanted T shower but I guess it was just busy. Massage was good nut I learned I like Swedish better. Very limited roaming compared to 1021. And didn't touch my parts yet. Finally ts opened up and that was just as good as 1021. So io relaxed. As we got back, she asked what I wanted and againoney upfront little to businesslike. The foreplay was good but brief and she thought I wasn't hard enough fast enough. And a little to BP-like to many rules, but expected no DATY and fiv and even no fov at first. And the CBJ was waaaay too short but I guess I was hard enough. The titties were spectacular though.
I heard one other person at least and o like the space there more roomier.
The main event was when o thought it was the worst 200 spent. Now I wasn't robbed and I've had horrible 60, 100, 150 experiences but I wish I had cash back. Basically she thought I should have came in 5 minutes. Sorry lulu not going to happen and I even wanted too. Worst thing is that she said maybe o participate in extra-curricular activities which would affect that. Also she was too fake with the noises that probably affected more than anything else. At 1021 I cum CG most of the tome no need to switch positions. This time had to switch and she was botching why I didn't cum which snowballs. Did cum eventually but wish had cash back. She is nice and does the cleanup real well and is shaved real well. But I like the customer service at 1021 better. Of corse now 1021 will be busy. It's just easier location with os.
I am new to the RI AMP scene, thanks to all who have posted the valuable information in this section. I assume not, but are there any AMPs that allow MSOG? It would be a lot easier for me to justify the 200 price tag if I could go two rounds.
Has anyone ever had any success getting Greek as part of FS at the AMP's? If so which ones you recommend.
[QUOTE=Choir Boy;1345911]and 1 white with red hair.[/QUOTE]Hmm, I do have a weakness for reds. How was this one for looks?
Tried out HH today, just for a change and having read somewhere that CBJ was available at a reasonable fare. The experience was OK, but I wouldn't exactly call it heavenly. I think they were being cautious, as it was my first time there, so I had to remind the therapist that she had missed a spot, and it all ended well, and a promise of better things next time. I also had to remind them that one hour contains 60 minutes, but they were adamant that it only has 50. The house fee was .5 and I left .5 for tip for HE. May repeat and see if it takes another visit to get good service.
[QUOTE=Newguy2029;1346500]I am new to the RI AMP scene, thanks to all who have posted the valuable information in this section. I assume not, but are there any AMPs that allow MSOG? It would be a lot easier for me to justify the 200 price tag if I could go two rounds.[/QUOTE]I am not aware of any places where you can count on MSOG. I believe most of them are set up to extract $ out of your wallet for 1 shot. However, if you are lucky, and / or build up a rapport with a willing therapist, it could happen. It has happened for me 3 times in FS spas, (Prov and Ohio) and once or twice in HE only places (Boston area). And there was never an extra tip requested, I did add a tenspot at the HE only places. There are some Independent FBSM (HE only) providers in the Boston area who deliver MSOG, if you let them know at the beginning, Amy in Medford and Leeza. 495 area.
SMS is giving very good advice here, but it is possible. The key is to establish as best you can a relationship with a provider at a place that is generally not the high volume shop like one. Most like to have success at a HE AMP with say one in the TS and one at the end of the massage. I have been very lucky in that regard, Harmony and NMS back a few years ago.
Jack
Went to OS sometime after 11pm after a movie. It seemed busy (but then they always shuttle you a little). Managed to snag LuLu and Julie after a 30 minute wait for 2 girls that liked each other to free up at the same time. Both usual OS quality, but Julie was something special if you like spinners with 22" waist and PERFECT (like lingerie advert perfect. Her surgeon probably uses them for adverts!) man-made full C's.
Anyhow. 4 handed massage is highly recommended!
No MSOG, by cowgirl with one while DATY with the other, then switch. Finally, mish with one, and the other went to town with a rubber glove (and I always throught they were for cleaning the rooms. Managed to make them both happy enough that I got a second massage from each afterwards.
Fun time.
[QUOTE=Flamebird; 1348073]Went to OS sometime after 11pm after a movie. It seemed busy (but then they always shuttle you a little). Managed to snag LuLu and Julie after a 30 minute wait for 2 girls that liked each other to free up at the same time. Both usual OS quality, but Julie was something special if you like spinners with 22" waist and PERFECT (like lingerie advert perfect. Her surgeon probably uses them for adverts!) man-made full C's.
Anyhow. 4 handed massage is highly recommended!
No MSOG, by cowgirl with one while DATY with the other, then switch. Finally, mish with one, and the other went to town with a rubber glove (and I always throught they were for cleaning the rooms. Managed to make them both happy enough that I got a second massage from each afterwards.
Fun time.[/QUOTE]/
What did the tip cost ya, did you have to ask mamasan for the dou, and did you ask the first girl to pick her fav partner?
[QUOTE=Flamebird; 1348073]Went to OS sometime after 11pm after a movie. It seemed busy (but then they always shuttle you a little). Managed to snag LuLu and Julie after a 30 minute wait for 2 girls that liked each other to free up at the same time. Both usual OS quality, but Julie was something special if you like spinners with 22" waist and PERFECT (like lingerie advert perfect. Her surgeon probably uses them for adverts!) man-made full C's.
Anyhow. 4 handed massage is highly recommended!
No MSOG, by cowgirl with one while DATY with the other, then switch. Finally, mish with one, and the other went to town with a rubber glove (and I always throught they were for cleaning the rooms. Managed to make them both happy enough that I got a second massage from each afterwards.
Fun time.[/QUOTE]That sounds like great fun.
Double the fun- double the $$?
Haven't been for about 3. 4 weeks as Mika and Tina reminded me this morning. I don't know how they keep track I have trouble keeping track. This was about my fourth time with Tina since she's been back. She is always glad to see me as I am her. We said our Hello, 's and how have you been a few hugs and kisses. Then off to the TS which is always good with a nice amount of teasing. Takes her time. Then drying off and back to room for more drying off. A little more hugging and kissing. I'm an older guy and I really enjoy that very much and Tina seems too also. Then time for massage and Tina gives a very good massage. I really needed it this morning. Then after about 20 minutes it was time to flip. As much as I was enjoying the massage she started to kiss my back and neck while playing with jr and the boys. Too much to take so flipped I did.
Started out with 69 and she reached an O pretty quick had the wetness on my face so it was real. Then went through about 5 positions. I couldn't come this morning not for lack of her trying and tried she did. We went through 5 positions and she never stopped. Even tried manual and she jumped back on for a while. Wow what a ride. I finally told her it was okay and she could stop. So we cuddled for a while and hugged and kissed. Went a little over hour. She's a little treasure.
As we were coming out of room Mika comes walking out of the shower with a towel wrapped around her. Tried to get a peek under kept getting away from me.
Ciao
NMS must have been a full house. Papasan asked me to come back in 20 minutes. So I rolled on to Wanskuk which hardly gets reviewed, so here goes. I haven't been here in about a year, but nothing seems to change. Let me start by saying this experience might have been slightly different if I were more assertive, but between the Great Wall of Language and previous experience here, I keep pretty quiet. After Mama leaves with the house fee, I do a quick inspection of the room. I'm pretty sure the towel on the table has seen a few sessions since its last wash. There are paper towels over the face hole, I assume they are fresh. What I thought was Mama returns for a shower. I'd guess early 50's, but a nice rack. The tiny shower stunk like a hockey locker room. She scalded me with the water before she turned it down to cold. Then came the nasty scrubber. Aside from all that, shower was decent and I left wet, if not clean. Massage was just OK, tease was short but nice. Flip was what I was seeking. She offered her C's. Not much of a clean up and tells me "done". As I dress myself, I notice she changes just the paper towels. Thanks for that. Start to finish, less than 45 minutes. I wouldn't say anything bad about the provider, that seems to be the way the place operates. I've just come to appreciate a higher level of service elsewhere. If anyone reads this, a good start would be to clean the towels. I've said it before and I'll say it again, I'm done with this place for a while. Happy new year to all!
[QUOTE=RiRocks; 1348390]That sounds like great fun.
Double the fun- double the $$?[/QUOTE]Yessir! Double the fun. Double the damage.
Paid my first visit to RI recently, and chose OS after lengthy analysis of forum reviews. Narrowed down to 1021, OS, and 725 on the fullness of their menus. OS had a convenient location with lots of safe parking nearby, and a completely anonymous entrance. Mamasan opened the door while I was still looking for the number, and motioned me in. Directed me to sit in a chair and wait. I couldn't see any cameras, but it sure felt like I was being posed for a photograph. Anyway, after a couple minutes Annie appears, wearing a bikini on her lovely figure. Leads me to the room, and asks for house fee of. 5 but I give her. 6 since I only have twenties. Annie returns without change, and we are off to the TS. Lackluster wash, even splashed soap in my eye. Back to the room. 30 min of halfway decent massage then at the flip she drops the bikini and gives and a straightforward menu. I had planned for CBJ but of course I couldn't resist FS once it was staring me in the face so I gave up the 1. 4 and went to town. She did the no-handed hat trick, and after a few minutes of that we went to CG, mish, and doggy. She was energetic and skilled, but noticably mechanical. Cleaned me up and left. I wasn't sure if she was coming back so I left on my own, surprising Mamasan in the lobby on my way out. Assured her that everything went OK. Overall, was a good value for the $ and predictability itself has its own worth, so I'll probably return sometime. After I have checked out the others. I guess it's a good thing RI is hours away from me, or I'd go broke pretty quickly.