Saturday night club review
It's Saturday night and nothing else to do so I ventured out to visit the clubs. Started at Raider's about 8:00. I haven't been to Raiders in about two years. I have never seen such a skanky selection of dancers in all of Tucson in the last 20 years. The best was a 6 on the monger scale—and she was snapped up by a dirty old man and hustled into the Champagne Room. Honestly, the Saturday night crew was trailer park trash. I was there for more than half an hour before being asked if I wanted a dance. This despite the fact that I had been tipping dancers on stage. I told the dancer—skinny, homely, unappealing—that I wasn't interested. I stayed another half hour and no other dancer approached me so I left. Interestingly, the cashier at the door collecting the entry fee was Cherice from the old Candy Store. We used to suck and fuck all day long in the old days. Of course she would suck and fuck anyone as long as you were breathing.
I next went to TDs East. There's something about that place that just turns me off but since I hadn't been there in at least a year, I made the stop. I noticed there were no women of color except a tall, beautiful, black waitress with huge natural boobs and a short skirt showing off her magnificent long legs. She was, far and away, the most beautiful woman in the club that night. I asked her if she did dances, but, alas, she said no. What a crying shame. Anyway, the only dancer with some ethnicity, Vanessa, sat next to me. She was the first to show interest. She's Philippino with an entirely man-made body—boobs, butt, lips, everything. She gave me a couple of floor dances. I could tell she might be VIP-worthy, but decided not to go there so soon into my night. I got dances from a couple of other dancers but they were uninspired. I rapidly got bored. If you like the lifeless blonde type, then this club is for you. The only thing keeping me in the club was the waitress who kept checking in with me. On my way out of the club I tipped her $20 just because she was so pleasant and beautiful. I saw the four curtained "rooms" in the back of the club. One of them was occupied. I was told that a customer can reserve the room for the night for $100 ($150 for the bigger corner room) and that the dances were $30 each. Ostensibly, the curtains were supposed to provide more privacy, but, tonight they were left open about 10 inches so the manager could count the dances. Also the manager walked by and peeked in about every other song. In my opinion, the VIP is a better bargain and has more privacy.
Since the club action was so pathetic, I went home and called one of the strippers from TDs West who came to my house and successfully finished my evening.