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I met with Michelle who gave me some high performance $20 suck & swallow. When she was done she said: that wasn't too bad! Now, a SW's definitions are much different from mine. To me, when a blowjob is good, it's really good. But when it's bad, it's still pretty good. I dropped her at a place where she could get her phone topped up, so my guess is the # she gave me will be legit...for a while.
CM
[QUOTE=Nb1443] Personally, since I am young, probably unlike you, and still attractive, unlike you as well, ...... [/QUOTE]Hoo! Man, that's a mouthful!
Look, I'm overweight, graying, I have only half my teeth, and the other half are rotted. Although I bathe daily, I still generate a horrible body odor, probably from my constant diet of JJ's fish. This is only exacerbated by my anal leakage. That doesn't seem to bother my hemorrhoids, but it has soiled my new silk thongs. The doctor says the weeping sores on my feet are the result of the poor circulation that causes the edema in my ankles. The arthritis in my hands is so advanced now, I can't masturbate any more, so I have to see h**kers. All this not withstanding, I still hate to have people chide me because they feel younger, stronger, richer, smoother, more attractive or any comparative more than I.
Your point could have been made without the personal attack.
Did I mention my dandruff?
Cooch
The first time I tried to pick up a SW, she turned out to be LE. I wasn't busted because I followed the advice I read on here.
First off she wouldn't get in the car. She had asked me if I wanted to party, then wanted to know what I wanted. She said something to the effect she needed to know because there are certain things she won't do.
I kept my mouth shut and got the hell out of there. In retrospect, the gal looked too good to be a SW.
[QUOTE=Anduril770]The first time I tried to pick up a SW, she turned out to be LE. I wasn't busted because I followed the advice I read on here.
First off she wouldn't get in the car. She had asked me if I wanted to party, then wanted to know what I wanted. She said something to the effect she needed to know because there are certain things she won't do.
I kept my mouth shut and got the hell out of there. In retrospect, the gal looked too good to be a SW.[/QUOTE]I too had a near bad experience. I saw a reasonably good looking WSW watching for customers from a parking lot. Pulled in and got out (this was before I read this site). I suggested we walk away from the parking lot and she started to follow. She was being very coy and I always let them offer first, but she wasn't following the usual pattern. Something didn't seem right and she was slowing down as we reached the end of the parking lot. I tried to touch between her breast to see if there was a microphone and she literally jumped back. Now who EVER heard of a SW that wasn't willing to be touched? I turned and walked away. As I got in my car I saw her talking to an ugly guy and had the sinking feeling I was right about her being a cop.
I pulled out of the parking lot and parked down the street. Through my binoculars I saw another guy pull in and her walk up. They talked through the window and the next thing there were three guys pulling him out of this truck and putting handcuffs on him.
That was the end of my street searches for a long time.
[QUOTE=Coochie Eater]Hoo! Man, that's a mouthful!
Look, I'm overweight, graying, I have only half my teeth, and the other half are rotted. Although I bathe daily, I still generate a horrible body odor, probably from my constant diet of JJ's fish. This is only exacerbated by my anal leakage. That doesn't seem to bother my hemorrhoids, but it has soiled my new silk thongs. The doctor says the weeping sores on my feet are the result of the poor circulation that causes the edema in my ankles. The arthritis in my hands is so advanced now, I can't masturbate any more, so I have to see h**kers. All this not withstanding, I still hate to have people chide me because they feel younger, stronger, richer, smoother, more attractive or any comparative more than I.
Your point could have been made without the personal attack.
Did I mention my dandruff?
Cooch[/QUOTE]LMAO Great comeback. Some people are such assholes with the personal attacks. That's funny JJ's fish has the same effect on me too.
Cooch,
I think he was addressing his comments at me. You said just about everything I was thinking except I was going to also mention that he forgot to tell me his dick is much larger than mine. Of course my bank account is large enough, so the ladies I pay for sex overlook my other short comings.
You gave some great advice about having an excuse to be in the hood and how you approach women. I don't see anything wrong with that, in fact I admire it. But, that's not the picture I got from this guy who was asking the question in a way like how can I get a hooker's attention if she is ignoring me.
Maybe I made a wrong assumption and he was just looking for the kind of tips you gave.
I am still waiting to hear some "funny" stories from guys who mistook women for SWs.
[QUOTE=Coochie Eater]Hoo! Man, that's a mouthful!
Look, I'm overweight, graying, I have only half my teeth, and the other half are rotted. Although I bathe daily, I still generate a horrible body odor, probably from my constant diet of JJ's fish. This is only exacerbated by my anal leakage. That doesn't seem to bother my hemorrhoids, but it has soiled my new silk thongs. The doctor says the weeping sores on my feet are the result of the poor circulation that causes the edema in my ankles. The arthritis in my hands is so advanced now, I can't masturbate any more, so I have to see h**kers. All this not withstanding, I still hate to have people chide me because they feel younger, stronger, richer, smoother, more attractive or any comparative more than I.
Your point could have been made without the personal attack.
Did I mention my dandruff?
Cooch[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Craven Morehead]I met with Michelle who gave me some high performance $20 suck & swallow. When she was done she said: that wasn't too bad! Now, a SW's definitions are much different from mine. To me, when a blowjob is good, it's really good. But when it's bad, it's still pretty good. I dropped her at a place where she could get her phone topped up, so my guess is the # she gave me will be legit. For a while.
CM[/QUOTE]Craven. Any more info on her? Sounds nice.
Just picked up this BSW 2 for b/j no coat it was ok.
There out there so keep looking.
Anyone else? Alot of bull on this screen.
Lets get to the main point steetwalkers.
Hey,
So.
I walked into a bar, I have been known to frequent, basically a regular at "cheers".
I sat on a stool in the middle of the bar.
Couple of drinks later,
In walk's an older heavy set gal I nailed a few weeks ago, Not a pretty sight, but ass is ass. She had lots of enthousiasm (SP)
She has a friend with her, much MUCH younger.
I wander over and introduce myself, The fat chick immediately remembers me.
I am thinking threesome or tear the new girl away.
So, I start rubbing the new girls thigh under her short skirt.
Anyone up to speed here? I sure the F**k wasn't.
She says stop! I'm not wearing any underwear!
So, as a gentlrmen I stop.
The whole time. Fat chick is saying nothing.
YEP! You are all right.
She had the full pool set. Stick and balls.
Haven't been back to that bar in years.
No Sh*t, true story.
Thought it was a sure thing.
Just wondering if anyone has seen Crystal who has been advertising recently on Milwaukee backpage.
From her pictures, she looks really busty and just plain sexy. Her rates are on the farily low side as well. Hoping someone could have a report to see if this is too good to be true or not. Something like fake pictures or upcharging.
I am hoping she is legit. Would like to see her.
Met a sweet girl on the chat line. She lives on 34th and National. Very entusiastic for 50. F/S I will see her again. I wish there were more like her
[QUOTE=Paul Kolman]Met a sweet girl on the chat line. She lives on 34th and National. Very entusiastic for 50. F/S I will see her again. I wish there were more like her[/QUOTE]Does she have a name?
[QUOTE=ScooterAllCity]Does she have a name?[/QUOTE]Which chat line? Quest?
Was she White? Black?
I decided to TOFTT and try her, really like her look in the adds. Don't waste your money. I wound up kicking her out. Not pretty.
Not that this section was any good...
-- Embattled online classified service Craigslist apparently made a change to its website early Saturday, censoring its adult services section.
The section that usually reads "adult services" was replaced by the word "censored."
It was not immediately clear whether Craigslist removed the adult services and replaced them with the "censored" section that had a link that was not active. But for users who accessed the account outside the U.S., the erotic services link was still active.
Craigslist representatives were not immediately available for comment.
The website has been under fire for allegations that it promotes prostitution.
Last week, attorneys general in 17 states banded together to urge Craigslist to discontinue its adult services.
"The increasingly sharp public criticism of Craigslist's Adult Services section reflects a growing recognition that ads for prostitution -- including ads trafficking children -- are rampant on it," the attorneys general said in a Tuesday letter to Craigslist CEO Jim Buckmaster and Founder Craig Newmark.
A Craigslist spokeswoman said at the time that the site agreed with at least some of the letter.
"We strongly support the attorneys general desire to end trafficking in children and women, through the Internet or by any other means," said Susan MacTavish Best, who handles press inquiries for Craigslist.
"We hope to work closely with them, as we are with experts at nonprofits and in law enforcement, to prevent misuse of our site in facilitation of trafficking, and to combat such crimes wherever they appear, online or offline."
In their letter, the attorneys general highlighted an open letter, which appeared as a Washington Post ad, in which two girls said they were sold for sex on Craigslist.
When the ad came out, Buckmaster wrote a blog post in response that said, "Craigslist is anxious to know that the perpetrators in these girls' cases are behind bars."
The letter also highlighted a report in May by CNN's Amber Lyon, who posted a fake ad in the adult section. She received 15 calls soliciting sex in three hours.
Earlier this month, Lyon interviewed a woman named "Jessica" who sells sex on Craigslist. She told Lyon a Craigslist ad was "the fastest, quickest way you're for sure going to see somebody that day."
In a later blog, Buckmaster said Craigslist implemented manual screening of adult services ads in May 2009.
"Since that time, before being posted each individual ad is reviewed by an attorney."
He said the attorneys are trained to enforce Craigslist's posting guidelines, "which are stricter than those typically used by yellow pages, newspapers, or any other company that we are aware of."
Attorneys general from Arkansas, Connecticut, Idaho, Illinois, Iowa, Kansas, Maryland, Michigan, Mississippi, Missouri, New Hampshire, Ohio, Rhode Island, South Carolina, Tennessee, Texas and Virginia made the request a week after accused "Craigslist killer" Philip Markoff committed suicide in jail.
Markoff was charged with the April 2009 killing of Julissa Brisman. Boston Police said that Brisman, a model, advertised as a masseuse on Craigslist, and Markoff might have met her through the website.
In 2008, under pressure from state prosecutors, the website raised the fees for posting adult services ads. In 2009, it started donating portions of the money generated by adult ads to charity.
A CNN investigation of Craigslist's "adult services" section, which replaced "erotic services ads" two years ago, counted more than 7,000 ads in a single day.
Many offered thinly veiled "services" for anything from $50 for a half-hour to $400 an hour.