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Hi All,

ROSEs are red and violets are BLUE, but neither were there early today.

So. I asked Mamasan for small headlights and she introduced me to Joanne. "Frat. "

She was tall, slender, and had B+, C- reals with remarkably wonderful buttons. Friendly (especially for first encounter) with great TS and soft massage. My absolute favorite. She speaks better Engrish than most and liked to chat.

Joanne allowed many positions and was not rushed. She took good care of me and mine. All in all a great time; I will request in the future.

Be safe,

Rx

I'll be coming to the area in a couple of weeks for a conference. I'll be staying at Red Roof Inn on H street. I don't know the layout. Where's a good place that's available by cab?

[QUOTE=hallowolverine]I'll be coming to the area in a couple of weeks for a conference. I'll be staying at Red Roof Inn on H street. I don't know the layout. Where's a good place that's available by cab?[/QUOTE]

Most locations in DC are less than a $20.00 cab ride. PM me and I will get you some more info.

[QUOTE=Readerx]Hi All,

ROSEs are red and violets are BLUE, but neither were there early today.

So. I asked Mamasan for small headlights and she introduced me to Joanne. "Frat. "

She was tall, slender, and had B+, C- reals with remarkably wonderful buttons. Friendly (especially for first encounter) with great TS and soft massage. My absolute favorite. She speaks better Engrish than most and liked to chat.

Joanne allowed many positions and was not rushed. She took good care of me and mine. All in all a great time; I will request in the future.

Be safe,

Rx[/QUOTE]How about her face? and age?

Thanks

[QUOTE=Readerx]Hi All,

ROSEs are red and violets are BLUE, but neither were there early today.

So. I asked Mamasan for small headlights and she introduced me to Joanne. "Frat. "

She was tall, slender, and had B+, C- reals with remarkably wonderful buttons. Friendly (especially for first encounter) with great TS and soft massage. My absolute favorite. She speaks better Engrish than most and liked to chat.

Joanne allowed many positions and was not rushed. She took good care of me and mine. All in all a great time; I will request in the future.

Be safe,

Rx[/QUOTE]This post has brought my curiosity to the surface. We've heard about the lovely Rose before but this time it seems different somehow. Maybe it's because its spring. But I'm definitely going to have to check this one out. The encounter appears to be rexactly what I'm rooking for.

Cabbie!

Happy this place stayed open during the blitz of DC a month ago.

I've been before and will check it out again.

[QUOTE=Readerx]Hi All,

ROSEs are red and violets are BLUE, but neither were there early today.

So. I asked Mamasan for small headlights and she introduced me to Joanne. "Frat. "

She was tall, slender, and had B+, C- reals with remarkably wonderful buttons. Friendly (especially for first encounter) with great TS and soft massage. My absolute favorite. She speaks better Engrish than most and liked to chat.

Joanne allowed many positions and was not rushed. She took good care of me and mine. All in all a great time; I will request in the future.

Be safe,

Rx[/QUOTE]Hi all,

I am new to this, though I have been stalking for years now for entertainment purposes! Thanks to the person above, I did stop by today and asked for this young lady. Very nice! I would give her face a 6 but body an 8! She was very enthusiastic and probably the best I have had at an AMP in some time. Since Boss went away anyway. She seemed pretty young I would say early 20s. I will try and post more as I travel about DC and Baltimore. Thank you all for the great info from someone who RTFF!

Laters!

I had some enjoyable sessions during my recent visits to KMPs.

On two separate visits to 14K, I met Rose and Joanne. Rose is a spinner with an aging face and long hair approaching Crystal Gayle length. Rose has great oral skills which are enhanced by her Scarlett O'Hara-style eye-lash batting routine. She's worth repeat requests.

Joanne has a baby face, nice natural body and is very sweet and affectionate. Joanne has great skills and an excellent attitude toward customer service. Our personalities meshed well and the session was top notch. Joanne definitely belongs on my Short List.

On a recent visit to Supra, I picked Nabi. She is attractive and has a great attitude. Nabi is not the tightest K-Girl on the AMP circuit, but she makes up for that short-coming through muscle control.

One thing worth noting: right before the TS, Nabi asked if I wanted to have another girl join us for a threesome (business was slow when I arrived). I told her that I liked that concept, but that it was difficult to execute. I mentioned that in past threesomes, the girls didn't touch each other and tried to avoid contact with each other. Nabi replied, "That's not a threesome! It would be much better if I arranged it."

Nabi deserves a repeat selection, if nothing else based on my desire to explore the threesome angle with her.

[QUOTE=I Make Marks]Can anyone help a guy out with a place to get weed in DC? pvt message.

Thanks,

Marks[/QUOTE]

The National Arboretum

[QUOTE=I Make Marks]Can anyone help a guy out with a place to get weed in DC? pvt message.

Thanks,

Marks[/QUOTE]

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[QUOTE=Helibro] Perhaps I haven't RTFF'd back far enough but I am wondering about multiple pops for the standard fee at an AMP.

Has anyone experienced it? [/QUOTE]

When Sun was open that was the norm for me. I made it clear up front that's what I wanted and often had some fun before the TS.

The caviat is that I was a regular, knew most of the girls, and the mama seemed to like me because I always felt like I got genuine 'star treatment'.

I usually gave an extra two jacks for the extra effort, except with two of the ladies I was a regular with. You must be able to finish twice withing the normally allotted time, unless you are special (ie LL, BSR, or someone of their stature).

Perhaps being known for a little extra tipping helps the cause.

Aside from Sun and a couple of places I frequented in Honolulu, I can't say with any certainty that doubles are possible anywhere else for standard rate. Money talks.

-PP

Taking my lunchtime walk, I saw a guy ring up 520 10th, wait and go in. What is this? I go back to the office, Google the number, ring them up and ask-- Mama says "Every day ten A.M open." I may TOFFT next week.

Maybe everyone but me knew this, I don't know, I thought it was closed.

Now the reverie, when I came to DC twenty years ago, Royal was already old and grimy, it has only improved with age. Where it is, if ever the Smithsonian evolved, and set up a DC AMP Museum, where else but here? Across the street from Lincoln's assasination, blocks from the rest of the museums, why not a DC AMP Museum?

I would gladly give my decades of experience and become a docent. I can see it now,

"Ladies and Gents, this is the Cooking Mom room. Smell that? Kim Chi soup and rice. See how the smell permeates every square inch? Plus your clothes? Explain THAT to your wife."

"Here is our lube rack. See the bottles, masking tape with names on them? There they are, a hall of fame of names--Mimi, Tammy, Noela (?), and Cookie (great inplants!)."

"We are having a contest. How many cheap condoms in the five gallon clear plastic bag? Winner gets a hundred dollar tip."

Ah memories. Uh oh, no more wine for the Gingrer Man.

I thought the Royal & Happiness block was going to be bulldozed to make way for some gentrified yuppie bars, shops, & restaurants.

I'm sitting here in the home base of Bowie, MD with some yellow fever. Come on pay day, hurry up and get here.

Visited 14 today and met with Joanne for an outstanding reflexology and stress relief session. After TS, negotiated for quick release followed by stretching exercises punctuated by CW, mish, and dog.

I can't say enough about Joanne's professional demeanor and willingness to please. I can't imagine ever frequenting an non-AMP establishment now that I have experienced true "customer satisfaction. " Also, she has the strongest hands I've yet to experience.- be nice or she might discipline you.

[QUOTE=Ginger Man](snip) why not a DC AMP Museum?

I would gladly give my decades of experience and become a docent. I can see it now,

"Ladies and Gents, this is the Cooking Mom room. Smell that? Kim Chi soup and rice. See how the smell permeates every square inch? Plus your clothes? Explain THAT to your wife."

"Here is our lube rack. See the bottles, masking tape with names on them? There they are, a hall of fame of names--Mimi, Tammy, Noela (?), and Cookie (great inplants!)."

"We are having a contest. How many cheap condoms in the five gallon clear plastic bag? Winner gets a hundred dollar tip."

Ah memories. Uh oh, no more wine for the Gingrer Man.[/QUOTE]

Yes, that Kimchi aroma. It brings back many erotic memories. I should add that in Seoul (Miari, Ohpalpal,etc), during the Winter, many venues are warmed by kerosene heaters. I catch a wiff of kerosene and I start to get worked-up. The memories.

[QUOTE=Ginger Man]Taking my lunchtime walk, I saw a guy ring up 520 10th, wait and go in. What is this? I go back to the office, Google the number, ring them up and ask-- Mama says "Every day ten A.M open." I may TOFFT next week.

Maybe everyone but me knew this, I don't know, I thought it was closed.

Now the reverie, when I came to DC twenty years ago, Royal was already old and grimy, it has only improved with age. Where it is, if ever the Smithsonian evolved, and set up a DC AMP Museum, where else but here? Across the street from Lincoln's assassination, blocks from the rest of the museums, why not a DC AMP Museum?

I would gladly give my decades of experience and become a docent. I can see it now,

"Ladies and Gents, this is the Cooking Mom room. Smell that? Kim Chi soup and rice. See how the smell permeates every square inch? Plus your clothes? Explain THAT to your wife."

"Here is our lube rack. See the bottles, masking tape with names on them? There they are, a hall of fame of names--Mimi, Tammy, Noela (?), and Cookie (great inplants!)."

"We are having a contest. How many cheap condoms in the five gallon clear plastic bag? Winner gets a hundred dollar tip."

Ah memories. Uh oh, no more wine for the Gingrer Man.[/QUOTE]

This sounds like insider information to me.