Strip Club Reports

Place was VERY dead early and probably only averaged maybe 6 to 8 guys for clientele. There were more girls than customers for the most part. It's a VERY low pressure morning. Very few of the girls even ask to sit with you let alone try to hustle any dances. I spent quite a bit of time there and tucked quite a few dollars as well as the private lap dances. I was just about the only guy spending anything there and as a result had a pretty good time. Miami is a stacked bleached blond with nice tits, Riley is a flat blond with a FINE ass and gives the impression all is available. Annie is a natural tiny spinner with funky dyed hair and except for the tattoo's is just great. She only has ONE rule (no FIV) when you get lap dances and if you do more than one dance she'll do them all fully nude without any extra charge at all. I ended up getting propositioned three times this morning and also got off right in the club again too. I am thinking off adding some of the action to PH too.

Tried to add some to previous report but too late I guess. The pics are OK for the atmosphere I guess. Tough to take quality pics when you have to leave the flash off. If I upload more it'll be on the PH site for the vids

[QUOTE=Horny As Hell;1667844]Tried to add some to previous report but too late I guess. The pics are OK for the atmosphere I guess. Tough to take quality pics when you have to leave the flash off. If I upload more it'll be on the PH site for the vids[/QUOTE]You have me convinced to go to Legs and Eggs. LOL. Nice job sir!

What is PH?

[QUOTE=Horny As Hell;1667761]Place was VERY dead early and probably only averaged maybe 6 to 8 guys for clientele. There were more girls than customers for the most part. It's a VERY low pressure morning. Very few of the girls even ask to sit with you let alone try to hustle any dances. I spent quite a bit of time there and tucked quite a few dollars as well as the private lap dances. I was just about the only guy spending anything there and as a result had a pretty good time. Miami is a stacked bleached blond with nice tits, Riley is a flat blond with a FINE ass and gives the impression all is available. Annie is a natural tiny spinner with funky dyed hair and except for the tattoo's is just great. She only has ONE rule (no FIV) when you get lap dances and if you do more than one dance she'll do them all fully nude without any extra charge at all. I ended up getting propositioned three times this morning and also got off right in the club again too. I am thinking off adding some of the action to PH too.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Joe Kickass;1668800]What is PH?[/QUOTE]Joe, I believe PH is short for PornHub.

Wow HAH. Who is the girl in the last two photos?

Goes by the name of Miami and it's also her up on stage dancing nude as well as the bikini pic against the wall. I put up a short clip on PH of her dancing onstage as well as taking a few dollars up close. Cute face, NICE tits smelled great as well.

As for the PH it is PORNHUB and that question has been asked and answered DOZENS of times. We can't do any vids here so that's where they're at.

That chick Carly I met a couple of weeks ago makes her seem like the ugly step sister. Carly is FINE and i'll keep doing Leggs and Eggs when I can in the slim hopes of running into her again. I can't swing by the Foxy at night when she normally works due to my own situation between work and family. I talked to several other girls about Carly and they ALL love her and admire her smoking body.

[QUOTE=ThatGuy23;1668960]Wow HAH. Who is the girl in the last two photos?[/QUOTE]

Hi HAH.

Are your vids (on PH) public or private? If public is there a way to search for them? I love breakfast and might have to make the trip to Provy. Keep up the good work.

[QUOTE=Horny As Hell; 1668973]Goes by the name of Miami and it's also her up on stage dancing nude as well as the bikini pic against the wall. I put up a short clip on PH of her dancing onstage as well as taking a few dollars up close. Cute face, NICE tits smelled great as well.

As for the PH it is PORNHUB and that question has been asked and answered DOZENS of times. We can't do any vids here so that's where they're at.

That chick Carly I met a couple of weeks ago makes her seem like the ugly step sister. Carly is FINE and I'll keep doing Leggs and Eggs when I can in the slim hopes of running into her again. I can't swing by the Foxy at night when she normally works due to my own situation between work and family. I talked to several other girls about Carly and they ALL love her and admire her smoking body.[/QUOTE]

I have 20+ vids over there and they WERE all public and they had over 16000 views with high ratings until I found out that some idiot was downloading them and uploading them on several sites like he owned them and was also posting links on CL to my profile. I do NOT need that kind of attention, so I took them all off public and added most of them back under private which means you have to be "friended" in order to see them.

Since I don't know which idiot was pulling the shit before, I have to be selective on whom I do accept as a friend as I don't want to go through all of that crap yet again. If you're someone with a history of contributing and appear to be legit I'll more than likely accept the requests BUT any non contributors or lurkers won't be accepted. Eventually over time I'll keep adding vids as I have well over 100 of them on my computer. It's just a PITA editing them and uploading etc. BTW, it's hornyashellprov on PH

Leggs and Eggs has a $7 cover charge but the breakfast buffet is included which is actually decent. Beers $4 plus tip, every time I go there's very few guys so the dancers treat you nice if you do spend any money on them.

[QUOTE=Luvstophuk; 1668982]Hi HAH.

Are your vids (on PH) public or private? If public is there a way to search for them? I love breakfast and might have to make the trip to Provy. Keep up the good work.[/QUOTE]

I liked the vids you had up before, can you send me access? I tried to PM you and it wouldn't let me. You can check my history, most of my posts are reviews.

Cheers,

J

[QUOTE=Horny As Hell; 1669001]I have 20+ vids over there and they WERE all public and they had over 16000 views with high ratings until I found out that some idiot was downloading them and uploading them on several sites like he owned them and was also posting links on CL to my profile. I do NOT need that kind of attention, so I took them all off public and added most of them back under private which means you have to be "friended" in order to see them.

Since I don't know which idiot was pulling the shit before, I have to be selective on whom I do accept as a friend as I don't want to go through all of that crap yet again. If you're someone with a history of contributing and appear to be legit I'll more than likely accept the requests BUT any non contributors or lurkers won't be accepted. Eventually over time I'll keep adding vids as I have well over 100 of them on my computer. It's just a PITA editing them and uploading etc. BTW, it's hornyashellprov on PH.

Leggs and Eggs has a $7 cover charge but the breakfast buffet is included which is actually decent. Beers $4 plus tip, every time I go there's very few guys so the dancers treat you nice if you do spend any money on them.[/QUOTE]

Thanks for the 411 (info) on legs & eggs. I'm from No Mass as a result I rarely contribute to the Prov board. Thanks again.

[QUOTE=Horny As Hell; 1669001]I have 20+ vids over there and they WERE all public and they had over 16000 views with high ratings until I found out that some idiot was downloading them and uploading them on several sites like he owned them and was also posting links on CL to my profile. I do NOT need that kind of attention, so I took them all off public and added most of them back under private which means you have to be "friended" in order to see them.

Since I don't know which idiot was pulling the shit before, I have to be selective on whom I do accept as a friend as I don't want to go through all of that crap yet again. If you're someone with a history of contributing and appear to be legit I'll more than likely accept the requests BUT any non contributors or lurkers won't be accepted. Eventually over time I'll keep adding vids as I have well over 100 of them on my computer. It's just a PITA editing them and uploading etc. BTW, it's hornyashellprov on PH.

Leggs and Eggs has a $7 cover charge but the breakfast buffet is included which is actually decent. Beers $4 plus tip, every time I go there's very few guys so the dancers treat you nice if you do spend any money on them.[/QUOTE]

Also how do you get the vids? I am always afraid to ask.

[QUOTE=Horny As Hell; 1669001]I have 20+ vids over there and they WERE all public and they had over 16000 views with high ratings until I found out that some idiot was downloading them and uploading them on several sites like he owned them and was also posting links on CL to my profile. I do NOT need that kind of attention, so I took them all off public and added most of them back under private which means you have to be "friended" in order to see them.

Since I don't know which idiot was pulling the shit before, I have to be selective on whom I do accept as a friend as I don't want to go through all of that crap yet again. If you're someone with a history of contributing and appear to be legit I'll more than likely accept the requests BUT any non contributors or lurkers won't be accepted. Eventually over time I'll keep adding vids as I have well over 100 of them on my computer. It's just a PITA editing them and uploading etc. BTW, it's hornyashellprov on PH.

Leggs and Eggs has a $7 cover charge but the breakfast buffet is included which is actually decent. Beers $4 plus tip, every time I go there's very few guys so the dancers treat you nice if you do spend any money on them.[/QUOTE]

Well since this is the strip club area I'll start with those pics and vids. I simply turned the flash feature off on my cell phone and either stick it in my pocket with the lens sticking out and leave it on the table in recording mode or I take it out and act like I'm checking the phone for a text or call and snap a quick pic. Again, no flash as a flash will 100% get you caught.

NOTE: I have also asked the girls once I'm back in the private lapdance area for pics and some do and some don't. They are NOT supposed to but once I assure them that the flash is turned off most say yes. I have also videotaped the action downstairs in the same manner by setting my phone nearby silently recording everything.

If you're talking the CL girls or SW's, I simply ask them and most say yes. If they're on the fence about it, I sometimes offer a small tip which usually works. Most girls like that and I have had several ASK ME to take the pics or video as they think it's hot. I guess it helps that they can see my wedding ring, and that I look so "innocent" LOL.

Bottom line, I guess i'm NOT afraid to ask. Whats' the worst that can happen? Maybe they say no, maybe they walk away? So what, it's not a big deal and someone else will say yes eventually. No need to push the issue or they'll think you're some kind of a crazy stalker type. Just chill and relax and that attitude helps with most things in life.

[QUOTE=Luvstophuk;1669175]Also how do you get the vids? I am always afraid to ask.[/QUOTE]

In case you don't know yet, there's a few complaints about your pics & vids in the Foxy section on SCL. You may need to be extra careful the next time.

Thanks for your stories & pics, they are the best. I wish I had the time & $$ to enjoy the hobby as much as you do. And yes, I'd appreciate being friended by you.

Postman

Thanks for the heads up BUT I really don't give a flying shit what a couple of little cry babies are saying on either SCL or SCN at all. IMHO those sites are completely lame and on top of that they want you to pay $35 per month? Just fucking crazy and a total waste of money. If they claim that it's going to hurt the club activity, why would you post about it and further bring it to managements attention? Besides the fact that I don't give a shit and if they want to start a pissing war I can literally post HUNDREDS of pics as well as the vids of me getting off back in the lap dance area. Hell, I'll go in and take a hottie downstairs and then put that vid all over the net. They can get in line and kiss my ass.

[QUOTE=Postman; 1669615]In case you don't know yet, there's a few complaints about your pics & vids in the Foxy section on SCL. You may need to be extra careful the next time.

Thanks for your stories & pics, they are the best. I wish I had the time & $$ to enjoy the hobby as much as you do. And yes, I'd appreciate being friended by you.

Postman[/QUOTE]