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Just to be clear this was an event I had been waiting for some time to happen. And when it was finally here, it was the worst 12 hour event I've experienced sexually in my entire adult life. It's started about a year ago when I first saw that amazing wide set vag, accompanied by that big juicy ass. Thick meaty thighs and cute face to boot. May I add I'm a chubby chaser. Life long fatty lover and proud of it. This Jazzy is my ideal meal. She encompasses everything someone of my particular taste desires. It took a couple days to actually get the date set but it all came down to her being in a desperate situation. Needing a ride because she was abandoned by a friend. So I had her Ubered from whatever location she was at to her hotel room and was going to meet her there upon arrival. When she got there she asked me to pick up some condoms which I had no problem doing. Then when I arrived she ghosted me for about 39 minutes. Just when I was about to call it quits she called and said she was there ready and gave me the room number. I wasn't at all disappointed with her appearance. Clean looking, make up was right, and body was just my speed. The agreement was Hh80, which by my standards is reasonable but the only problem was it took 11 hours of her talking, then in the middle of her talking my ear off instead of sucking my dick off she asked me to allow her to take care of a regular client who was leaving out of town. She even offered more time because of the inconveniences. Then after we sat and listen to her talk another 4 hours she finally started to get to business. But she just kept making excuses of why we couldn't just hop in the bed and get going. Then for a hour she sat in the bathroom, I assume getting high. When it finally came down to the sex it was not at all what I expected. The pussy was sopping wet, but loose and worn out. Not a problem for me since I'm thick in that area anyway but she wouldn't sit still and let me do my business. She said she didn't like people to play with her boobs cause she would want to cum and not many people could be up to the task. But after 15 minutes of daty I had her gushing like Niagra. Clean tasting pussy tho. Like water. Which was the only good thing about the whole visit cause right after she hopped up and made haste to an previously arranged appointment for some personal reasons I chose not to ask about. She promised me that I could come back for a free visit which I chose not to accept. Overall the worst paid event I've ever had. Hands down terrible!!

Overall appearance: 8/10.

Hygiene:9/10.

Punctuality:0/10.

Daty:7/10.

BBBJ:4/10.

Sex:4/10.

Satisfaction 0/10.

Never to repeat, call, or anything else again. Be very careful with this one. It's almost like you have to force her to get the action going and it's not worth the trouble.

[QUOTE=BlueMonday;5004477]Without a doubt Andrea is THE best sloppy DT in town. She sucks dick like it gives her oxygen![/QUOTE]Hands down one of the best in the city. Depth, spit, rhythm. She really has it all. She is a true nymph. She won't disappoint in that department.

[QUOTE=Harvdad;5005085]My go to for neck work is a short little diva named Kali Redd. She's a little difficult to catch up with sometimes cause she's so busy and in demand but not too difficult that it's not worth the trouble. Rates are very reasonable and location is safe. But trust me she can down a Louisville Slugger if need be. And has excellent technique. With her you'll be finished early, she's a cock hound. No rush jobs, and for the right donation she's available for face fucking. My personal favorite. Trust me you can't go wrong and you will be satisfied with the service.[/QUOTE]What's her contact info?

[URL]https://escortalligator.com.listcrawler.eu/post/escorts/usa/kentucky/louisville/54647003/[/URL] This was literally my worst ever experience ever in 20+ years since I joined the army and have seen girls in different countries states and cities. And it didn't cost me anything but I'd rather get something for value than what happened. So I've tried a couple of times to set something up but it never worked. But today we texted. Set up seemed easy. An agreed time. Even some discussion of services enough to know we were on the same page. She texted an address up in that Blankenbaker cluster. Got there. Got the room number. Knocked about a minute later. No response. Wait a minute. As I'm walking away she says she got the address wrong. She's next store. My GPS has given me the wrong motel up there before because they're all on top of each other so I guess it seemed plausible. Went the new place she named next door. Knocked. A couple elderly people were in the room. Called. Clearly she blocked me. Texted some shit ass lecturing text that won't help. She saw me in the peephole and decided against. That's never happened to me ever. I'm not Brad Pitt or whatever but there's no reason an experienced provider would turn me down. Maybe she's somebody know in real life using fake pics. Idk. Good luck. If you get to see her ask her about me. Haha. Not really.

[QUOTE=Harvdad;5005138]Just to be clear this was an event I had been waiting for some time to happen. And when it was finally here, it was the worst 12 hour event I've experienced sexually in my entire adult life. It's started about a year ago when I first saw that amazing wide set vag, accompanied by that big juicy ass. Thick meaty thighs and cute face to boot. May I add I'm a chubby chaser. Life long fatty lover and proud of it. This Jazzy is my ideal meal. She encompasses everything someone of my particular taste desires. It took a couple days to actually get the date set but it all came down to her being in a desperate situation. Needing a ride because she was abandoned by a friend. So I had her Ubered from whatever location she was at to her hotel room and was going to meet her there upon arrival. When she got there she asked me to pick up some condoms which I had no problem doing. Then when I arrived she ghosted me for about 39 minutes. Just when I was about to call it quits she called and said she was there ready and gave me the room number. I wasn't at all disappointed with her appearance. Clean looking, make up was right, and body was just my speed. The agreement was Hh80, which by my standards is reasonable but the only problem was it took 11 hours of her talking, then in the middle of her talking my ear off instead of sucking my dick off she asked me to allow her to take care of a regular client who was leaving out of town. She even offered more time because of the inconveniences. Then after we sat and listen to her talk another 4 hours she finally started to get to business. But she just kept making excuses of why we couldn't just hop in the bed and get going. Then for a hour she sat in the bathroom, I assume getting high. When it finally came down to the sex it was not at all what I expected. The pussy was sopping wet, but loose and worn out. Not a problem for me since I'm thick in that area anyway but she wouldn't sit still and let me do my business. She said she didn't like people to play with her boobs cause she would want to cum and not many people could be up to the task. But after 15 minutes of daty I had her gushing like Niagra. Clean tasting pussy tho. Like water. Which was the only good thing about the whole visit cause right after she hopped up and made haste to an previously arranged appointment for some personal reasons I chose not to ask about. She promised me that I could come back for a free visit which I chose not to accept. Overall the worst paid event I've ever had. Hands down terrible!!

Overall appearance: 8/10.

Hygiene:9/10.

Punctuality:0/10.

Daty:7/10.

BBBJ:4/10.

Sex:4/10.

Satisfaction 0/10.

Never to repeat, call, or anything else again. Be very careful with this one. It's almost like you have to force her to get the action going and it's not worth the trouble.[/QUOTE]That is Jazzy. There is some OCD and ADHD going on there. I gave up on her several years ago. Unless you have plenty of time to kill don't go. She wasted too much time on me twice. After the second time of having to leave without doing anything and missing my lunch I called it quits with her.

Does anyone have a link or photos of her?

[QUOTE=HarvDad;5005085]My go to for neck work is a short little diva named Kali Redd. She's a little difficult to catch up with sometimes cause she's so busy and in demand but not too difficult that it's not worth the trouble. Rates are very reasonable and location is safe. But trust me she can down a Louisville Slugger if need be. And has excellent technique. With her you'll be finished early, she's a cock hound. No rush jobs, and for the right donation she's available for face fucking. My personal favorite. Trust me you can't go wrong and you will be satisfied with the service.[/QUOTE]

Do not go see this woman, She took my money and pulled a gun on me.

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Man, hate to hear that. That really sucks. She was outed in post 831 in Ripoff forum on August 13, last month. Here's a photo to help other mongers. Heck, a couple, why not?

Texted her yesterday prior to getting off from work by the time I go home forgot about her and passed out. Now looking on the forums today seems like I saved me some time and money. Those big hips and ass almost got me yesterday.

[QUOTE=HarvDad;5005138]Just to be clear this was an event I had been waiting for some time to happen. And when it was finally here, it was the worst 12 hour event I've experienced sexually in my entire adult life. It's started about a year ago when I first saw that amazing wide set vag, accompanied by that big juicy ass. Thick meaty thighs and cute face to boot. May I add I'm a chubby chaser. Life long fatty lover and proud of it. This Jazzy is my ideal meal. She encompasses everything someone of my particular taste desires. It took a couple days to actually get the date set but it all came down to her being in a desperate situation. Needing a ride because she was abandoned by a friend. So I had her Ubered from whatever location she was at to her hotel room and was going to meet her there upon arrival. When she got there she asked me to pick up some condoms which I had no problem doing. Then when I arrived she ghosted me for about 39 minutes. Just when I was about to call it quits she called and said she was there ready and gave me the room number. I wasn't at all disappointed with her appearance. Clean looking, make up was right, and body was just my speed. The agreement was Hh80, which by my standards is reasonable but the only problem was it took 11 hours of her talking, then in the middle of her talking my ear off instead of sucking my dick off she asked me to allow her to take care of a regular client who was leaving out of town. She even offered more time because of the inconveniences. Then after we sat and listen to her talk another 4 hours she finally started to get to business. But she just kept making excuses of why we couldn't just hop in the bed and get going. Then for a hour she sat in the bathroom, I assume getting high. When it finally came down to the sex it was not at all what I expected. The pussy was sopping wet, but loose and worn out. Not a problem for me since I'm thick in that area anyway but she wouldn't sit still and let me do my business. She said she didn't like people to play with her boobs cause she would want to cum and not many people could be up to the task. But after 15 minutes of daty I had her gushing like Niagra. Clean tasting pussy tho. Like water. Which was the only good thing about the whole visit cause right after she hopped up and made haste to an previously arranged appointment for some personal reasons I chose not to ask about. She promised me that I could come back for a free visit which I chose not to accept. Overall the worst paid event I've ever had. Hands down terrible!!

Overall appearance: 8/10.

Hygiene:9/10.

Punctuality:0/10.

Daty:7/10.

BBBJ:4/10.

Sex:4/10.

Satisfaction 0/10.

Never to repeat, call, or anything else again. Be very careful with this one. It's almost like you have to force her to get the action going and it's not worth the trouble.[/QUOTE]

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I couldn't find anything other than the ad.

Thanks.

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Anybody seen this one? I thought I remembered a review but I can't find it now?[/QUOTE]I am quite interested in info on her as well.

[QUOTE=SteadyOn;5006702]Man, hate to hear that. That really sucks. She was outed in post 831 in Ripoff forum on August 13, last month. Here's a photo to help other mongers. Heck, a couple, why not?[/QUOTE]Yeah, +1 on the robbery. I visited her without searching the ripoff thread, and long story short I got walked out the door with a gun, threatening me that her boyfriend was coming (as if a gun wasn't a threat enough).

A note about Jazzy. I also really wanted to get a hold of that big butt. I reviewed her long ago. In short, first setup she slept all day and missed our appointment. Gave her another chance as an "in a pinch" situation. The sex was okay but she obessesed over her room and fooled on her phone halfway thru. First time little man deflated during an encounter. Add me to will not repeat.

On to the present.

Had a heck of a time trying to arrange a meetup the other day. Contacted probably 10 to 15 girls. One that actually answered wasn't going to be home for about 2 hours. Told her my window would probably be closed by then. Her name is Tina. She sounded promising. If anyone has info on her, let me know.

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I was about ready to give up and thought I'd give two more providers a try before doing so. I had already tried my regulars with no luck but thought I'd try two I've considered making regulars, Kiki and Memphis. Since I just saw Kiki a month or so ago I thought I'd shoot Memphis a message first. I'd seen her last year and was very happy with my experience. But she'd been inconsistent with her ads (even tried to go by Phoenix for a bit) and I hadn't been able to contact her. She's been posting lately, though. So I thought I'd give her a shot. I was successful.

Went to her room. She was smoking outsider her door but she brushed her teeth once we got into room. Caught up a bit and got to action. Although anyone that follows me knows BJs aren't that big a deal, Memphis gives a good one. I'd say she's the best of all the providers I've been with except maybe Sarah. She knows how to use her hand as well.

After she pleasured me I gave her DATY and she said she enjoyed it. Wanted to rub little man up against her clit for a while but it was obvious she was worried I was going to stick it in and she reached for the condom quickly. If I wanted to do that I would ask first. On with the protection and going to town. Mish, her on top (very nice), doggie, and mish for the finish. About her pussy. I don't know if she was doing it on purpose or just because she was enjoying it, but she clamped down on little man several times during our session. She has a fairly tight pussy anyway but clamping down made it heaven.

Talked a bit while we each washed off. Said our goodbyes. Couple of impressions. She just didn't seem as friendly as she was the first time. She was nice but definitely not as open. Also, she's lost some weight. Not quite a spinner but if she continues she'll get there. I loved her hips the first time and they were significantly smaller, as were her breasts. She said she hated losing her butt.

So, for me, she'll go on the bottom of women to contact in a bind. Not for her performance. She's very good. But because she's gotten smaller than I usually like. I like some resistance when I pound them in doggie style. Skinny women don't seem to have it. .

Damage 100.

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[QUOTE=PipeLayerInky;5008113]Has anyone seen her or have info been thinking of seeing her. [URL]https://escortalligator.com.listcrawler.eu/post/escorts/usa/kentucky/louisville/54690500/[/URL]#.[/QUOTE]Doesn't ring any bells to me and the fact that she hides behind pictures and offers no text terms at all raises a red flag to me.