Massage Parlor Reports

Longtime Lurker first time poster. I'll start by saying thanks for providing intel to a green newbie who finally got the nerve to go for it. The dream was lucid and started with a call to make an appointment. Mamasa asked if I visit before of course! I arrive 15 minutes early dressed in Business Casual (def over dressed LOL). Mamas you sure you've been here before, Yes I was so nervous I gave her a Jackson tip in addition to the house fee. After a few visits I notice Mamasa changed as well, at first I thought here we go ahead but the new ones never asked. The MT was middle aged typical nova (you guys prepared me for this) a little flirty it eased my nervs, during the TS just as junior started to awake, I was moved to the sauna which felt like forever junior goes back to sleep. After FIV minutes we moved to the back room, a few minutes into massage I touch MT leg no issue, she giggles I touch leg higher no issue. She continues. On the flip she gently brushes over junior a few time then negoc starts. CFS $.30 miss, k9. After a few visits here I learned it was a typical Crapshoot and learned what YMMV means. This place has since closed a hint MT yolo, sunny.

This spot prepared me to venture out to New King Spa near the dojo, to look for June or Penny. I ended up getting Sophie she was playful and got the hint with Light touch. She had me lay on my back, she hopped on the table and straddle me while lightly rubbing my back, with a few soft kisses she continued to kiss lower and lower and teased the office. I though I hit the jackpot but no dice junior was excited I flipped myself, nego at $ .30 she started CCG finished miss. Overall a fun session, as she seem to enjoy it I've never made it back but plan too.

Last encounter Dragon Massage I think her name was Wendy a beauty finest one I've visited hands down, FS was off the table this was the most expensive HJ ever $. 50 she was supposed to remove top and bottom but only unbuckled top and slightly pull down bottom. I switch from roaming under top to rubbing round bottom with her dirty talk and technique It was a decent finish as I imaged PT the whole time. Have not repeated.

Tips I'll offer to the newbs visit early in the week, early in the day. If asked you've been there before chances are Mamasa new. Have your budget set I 'll usually have expected amount in 1 pocket and extra jack or ham in another. If your firm with your $.20 or $.30 chances they will take it. If possible remove clothes in front of MT, sometimes they take a long time to come back to the room. If its your first visit go with TS, then pass on it. I always shower before anyway. Also search the forum for past fun encounters, it seems once there's a new report everyone race to that spot which I understand they may leave soon, but past gems maybe more eager than the overworked newly in demand MT. I will think of a closing outro. Tbc.

[QUOTE=PuntaJaco43;6614924]The other day I had a very delightful session with a beautiful young Chinese princes named Cheri, 30 years old, tall, and slender shy and very cuddly. I have visited her before when she was here 4 months ago working alongside Sunny. She is back! They both are! She lives in New York but prefers the gents in Nova. (She volunteered the info) Exquisite body, slender hourglass figure with a smile that will buckle your knees and boy did I want to take her home. She comes across as the girl next door, (maybe the girl next door in flushing) so innocent looking and shy but gents. She is anything but. Cheri gives a superb massage. She starts by pushing on my lower back for 15 minutes, just pushing from one side to the other to get me loosened up and feeling good. I adore this woman she is a must see and you can see it all, but, only in your dreams. You must be extremely polite and respectful with her, no degenerates please. Be gentle, caring, and romantic, (yes just like me) and she will come around but then YMMV!

Now to the main attraction!

Sunny is the star of the show and there are many of you that have been with this young lady. Both Cheri and Sunny have very similar looks and figures, but Sunny is the direct opposite of Cheri in personality. While Cheri is somewhat shy and reserved, Sunny, on the other hand, will come right at you with that incredible flirtatious personality. It's like being on a first date with a gal that is crazy about you. Anyhow, she is 30 years old, killer body tall and slender athletic looking. (Looks like one of those tight female Olympic runners) One beautiful and charming Chinese woman. What a wonderful gal! I have been with both multiple times, but I can't get enough of their massage skills; it's intoxicating!.[/QUOTE]I have been seeing Nicole's crew for the past six months and never left disappointed or felt my money was not well spent. Unlike other places, I always get my full hour and am never rushed out. I have seen Cheri a couple of times and agree with PJ's comments. She does seem to know intuitively what I like during the massage and comes back to those spots repeatedly. She does this little thing of running her fingers down my sides and then slightly under my thighs that makes me lift my pelvis in anticipation--always rewarding. She is shy and I am not much of a talker--so, it's a pretty quiet hour devoted to pleasure.

I have a love and hate relationship with QQ2 spa. Lots of turnover means lack of consistency and I often compare this place to a typical Asian crapshoot.

There's been some real winners here, like Cici and more recently with Wendy.

Here 0. 5 for 30 min plus 1. 5 for FS isn't a bad wrap because you get a fairly young and def sexy Chinese girl that gives you free reign and makes the time (and money) spent worthwhile. I'm not asking for love but you can spot an expert from an amateur in how they make you feel. Nobody wants to bang a starfish, right? There needs to be engagement and chemistry at least to some degree or I can't nut.

I went back to Qq2 the other night in hopes of seeing Wendy but she was already rotated out and I was greeted with a shorter and frumpier looking Chinese girl. She wasn't ugly but she wasn't as pretty as Wendy so if I had been thinking more than with little brain I would have walked out and saved 200 for another trip, but she insisted I should try her and I (mistakenly) accepted her offer. I told her I wasn't interested in massage and instead handed her $$ and asked her to spend 30 min with me in the same manner Wendy does.

Water forgets the name of this one so I'm just going to call her Goofball for lack of a better term. Goofball has some nice pair of tits. She's easily in her 50's but these are some solid natural Ds with some nice pointy nipples. Goofball probably was pretty attractive when she was young but the glamor has started to fade here and she was wearing these fake eyelashes that didn't really do her any favors. Age gracefully as I always say. There's beauty in age. Don't try to chase the former years.

So Goofball does something I had never seen before. She grabs a condom AND a plastic wrap piece. She puts on the condom and then applies the plastic wrap over it like some kind of maniac and proceeds to give me a CCBJ. She's got pretty decent mic skills. Too bad I couldn't feel fucking any of it. Anyway after practicing some solid social distancing on my dick she takes off the layer of plastic wrap and we move to the main event. Things started off well in mish but when I moved to nurse on those delicious Ds she thrust out her hand like Vader and started force choking me away. I'm 6 inches deep and yet I'm not good enough to lick the tits. Total mood killer. I try to lean down and get back into it with a kiss and am denied again. Too many rules and restrictions and at this point she's a broken record just repeating please cum please cum. I've yet to cum on demand, I don't know why these girls insist that I can be Jedi mindtricked like that. In fact I'd argue it does the opposite and I went soft serve on this dessert real quick.

Things soured at this point and while I tried to change into a more comfortable position I eventually just lost the urge altogether and told her flat out there's no chemistry here and that she's definitely nowhere close to Wendy's skills. The fantasy was killed and Goofball tried to resurrect my member but I assure you her necromancy skills are about as good as her abilities in sex. Nevertheless she tried to finish me off with a HJ and started another first for me. She closed her eyes and stuck out her tongue and started making slurping noses like she was blowing a raspberry onto an invisible belly. It was NOT sexy, just fucking hilarious with a tinge of embarrassing. In order to save face I started to laser focus on her tits and figured they were a good size and shape for a Russian finish. I told her if she wanted this nightmare to come to an end the least she could do was offer those tits to me and let me slide my member up and down them until I came. She reluctantly complied but complied nonetheless. I sprayed over Goofballs tits and managed to salvage a pretty miserable session.

Will not repeat. Hopefully some new talent can resurface in a month with more promise.

[QUOTE=Rhinopole;5392583]This subject comes up regularly: how much to tip in Northern Va. And be fair, yet not feel ripped off? Before the pandemic my general practice was 1. 0 for a very good TS, ST massage, and DATY followed by a simulated BJ (actually a skillful HE) or a CBJ. Now, however, it seems like the ladies expect 1. 4. To me that's bullshit because for not much more you can get CFS, BBBJ, DFK, and more at one of the more limited entry places (if you can get verified). Or you can go to PG County and do better than that unless the prices there also went up.

I've held the line so far at not going above 1. 2 for what I used to pay 1. 0. But I haven't repeated yet at any of these places and am not sure what the service will be like for a second round. Has anyone had a different - - better or worse - - experience? As many have said before this, it'd be good if we could hold the line as a group and keep prices fair to the ladies, but more reasonable.[/QUOTE]After reading FourNick8's report on Amy's Thai Massage.

[QUOTE=FourNick8;6597218]Dying to return after my first visit with Amy and reports of a F cup Chinese KK.

Walked in this morning and was met by KK. She does indeed have huge boobs but also a bit older. She took me arm in arm to the back massage room and Amy peeked out of the kitchen. In the room paid for an hour and asked what extras were available. She said no FS but we agreed on a naked BBBJ (no condom) for 120 tip. She comes back after dropping my money off and refuses to get naked; only pulls top up and teddies pulled out of that heavy duty bra and pulls her shorts down to her knees. She then sneaks a piece of saran wrap over Jr and leans over me during the BJ so I can't even get to her tits.

This really sucked and after 5 minutes I pull her panties down and get a little FIV before she straightens up and goes from BJ to HJ. At least now I have access to those teddies. Nothing else really to look at as she is old and has gut rolls and her pussy is big harry and sloppy. She does get me to cum with the HJ and right after clean up she tries to put on my socks while still on the table. (this after 20 minutes). I remind her I paid for an hour and she is already dressed and says the clothes aren't coming off again so I just ask for a massage. She is rubbing my big head so hard that I just get up and leave. IMO 200 wasted.

On the way out I stop in the kitchen to see Amy and she is all smiles. She greets me with a hug and LFK and even shares her lunch with me to take home. I enjoyed the 5 min the Amy more than the session with KK and it was free. Still unsatisfied I drove to Classic Nails to see my ATF Viet but she was busy so I made an appointment for another day. Still couldn't get that Amy kiss off my mind so I drove back to East and rang the bell.

KK opened the door again and I asked for Amy. Went to the room and paid for an hour but this time she insisted on including a massage and I said OK as long as she was buck naked. Off came the clothes and she climbed on the table with me and started a Thai style massage. I lived in Thailand and had hundreds of these but they never start out naked. She told me later through translator that she owned a Thai massage joint in Taipei but couldn't do it naked there because of the police. I told her to be careful over here too. She was really good and would return just for the naked massage but I wanted more off the menu.

Now it was my turn and so laid her down for a good solid 15 min of DATY and DFK before I just slipped it in BB with no complaints. This is the second time I fucked her BB but just couldn't finish that way because both were second rounds. After that a little BBBJ and then HJ finish as she called me out for the session with KK 30 earlier. At least I got her personal digits to call her up now.

Will definitely come back for Amy but not KK.

KK.

PROS: big tits.

CONS: Old, gut, won't get naked, no FS, Saran BJ, fat sloppy hairy pussy, shorted on time, bad service, lied about services.

Amy:

PROS: gets naked immediately, DFK, fantastic naked Thai massage, BBBJ, BBFS, happy good attitude, petite, nice round ass, nice trimmed tasty pussy.

CONS: flat chested with eraser nips.[/QUOTE]I decided to make another trip toward Eastern. If she wasn't available, I was going to hop down the road and get a decent massage from Linda. That was the plan, however when "Mammasa" opened the door I quickly decided she was "good enough" to hit once and wasn't disappointed to hear that Amy had departed.

Instead of receiving Amy's Legendary Thai Massage I received no negotiation GFE.

Now for the hard part, what to tip. First there's the standard rate for services rendered. Next a bonus for not having to engage in "shop talk". When I first started the hobby on one end of the scale was "Slam-Blam-Thank-You Mamam" at the other "I forgot it was a Service".

Mark this visit as "Inflation" since I plan to visit again.

Repeat visit to ST in WS.

Same place. Same staff.

But, today the staff lacked energy / fun vibe.

The massage seemed like work, and they were tired of work.

I was not shorted on time. By the end of the hour, I'd had standard AMP fun at standard rates -- but not anywhere near as fun before. Shame as prior to this visit I had planned to make ST a bi-weekly destination. I'll visit other places for a while, and ST will still have a warm place in my memories, but my visits will likely be few with many weeks / months separation.

Always be nice to the ladies.

PA.

[QUOTE=Start2;6615389]After reading FourNick8's report on Amy's Thai Massage.

I decided to make another trip toward Eastern. If she wasn't available, I was going to hop down the road and get a decent massage from Linda. That was the plan, however when "Mammasa" opened the door I quickly decided she was "good enough" to hit once and wasn't disappointed to hear that Amy had departed.

Instead of receiving Amy's Legendary Thai Massage I received no negotiation GFE.

Now for the hard part, what to tip. First there's the standard rate for services rendered. Next a bonus for not having to engage in "shop talk". When I first started the hobby on one end of the scale was "Slam-Blam-Thank-You Mamam" at the other "I forgot it was a Service".

Mark this visit as "Inflation" since I plan to visit again.[/QUOTE]My post linked here is NOT about Eastern but the newly opened AMP in the next building at 1109X lee Hwy 2 FL unit 10X Fairfax. Amy the naked Thai massage provider (she is not Thai but Taiwanese) does NOT work at Eastern, she works at the new place.

The new place at 1109X lee Hwy 2 FL unit 10X Fairfax just has the word A M P on the door and are listed in Rubmaps as East Massage. Amy and KK are still the only ones working there. She texts me every morning asking me when I am coming back.

[QUOTE=TheDrowned;6615337]I have a love and hate relationship with QQ2 spa. Lots of turnover means lack of consistency and I often compare this place to a typical Asian crapshoot.

There's been some real winners here, like Cici and more recently with Wendy.

Here 0. 5 for 30 min plus 1. 5 for FS isn't a bad wrap because you get a fairly young and def sexy Chinese girl that gives you free reign and makes the time (and money) spent worthwhile. I'm not asking for love but you can spot an expert from an amateur in how they make you feel. Nobody wants to bang a starfish, right? There needs to be engagement and chemistry at least to some degree or I can't nut.

I went back to Qq2 the other night in hopes of seeing Wendy but she was already rotated out and I was greeted with a shorter and frumpier looking Chinese girl. She wasn't ugly but she wasn't as pretty as Wendy so if I had been thinking more than with little brain I would have walked out and saved 200 for another trip, but she insisted I should try her and I (mistakenly) accepted her offer. I told her I wasn't interested in massage and instead handed her $$ and asked her to spend 30 min with me in the same manner Wendy does.

Water forgets the name of this one so I'm just going to call her Goofball for lack of a better term. Goofball has some nice pair of tits. She's easily in her 50's but these are some solid natural Ds with some nice pointy nipples. Goofball probably was pretty attractive when she was young but the glamor has started to fade here and she was wearing these fake eyelashes that didn't really do her any favors. Age gracefully as I always say. There's beauty in age. Don't try to chase the former years.

So Goofball does something I had never seen before. She grabs a condom AND a plastic wrap piece. She puts on the condom and then applies the plastic wrap over it like some kind of maniac and proceeds to give me a CCBJ. She's got pretty decent mic skills. Too bad I couldn't feel fucking any of it. Anyway after practicing some solid social distancing on my dick she takes off the layer of plastic wrap and we move to the main event. Things started off well in mish but when I moved to nurse on those delicious Ds she thrust out her hand like Vader and started force choking me away. I'm 6 inches deep and yet I'm not good enough to lick the tits. Total mood killer. I try to lean down and get back into it with a kiss and am denied again. Too many rules and restrictions and at this point she's a broken record just repeating please cum please cum. I've yet to cum on demand, I don't know why these girls insist that I can be Jedi mindtricked like that. In fact I'd argue it does the opposite and I went soft serve on this dessert real quick.

Will not repeat. Hopefully some new talent can resurface in a month with more promise.[/QUOTE]On this board there always seems to be a possible answer to anything and here's my take.

Two years ago, I had this gorgeous Koran ATF that worked out of Reston Wellness, (She No longer is there) on my second visit, as we are getting hot and heavy, I tell her that I must make love to her, and I can't wait (She is a full-service gal just to lay the groundwork) I nonchalantly tried to be inconspicuous as I navigated around those luscious thighs and just as I was getting ready to slide junior in, she halts my progress; she gives me a playful evil look and says that we need a condom. I graciously concur, she gets one out of the drawer, unwraps it and with her long fingernails clumsily attempts to fit this cover over my little head. I protest and I tell her to roll it on with her mouth and suck the hell out of it!! Now she looks up and meekly says that she can't stand the taste of it, (Not my dick but the condom) so now I go at it with her for several minutes, I am hot, I pull out and go down on her and OMG – what a horrible taste. (Not her but the cover) Possibly this was the reason for your double wrapping.

On my third visit to my ATF, she dished it out raw as we decided to dispense with all that nonsense.

To conclude:

I would suggest that on your next visit, ask Goofball for a BBBJ, and if she refuses, walk across the street (don't forget to put your cloths on first) to AW and see the Korean gals, for a professionally administered "raw" Bocchino.

Gentlemen always do better with the ladies.

Regards.

PJ.

G'day boys.

Thanks for all the intel here. I'm new to MoCo and have been referred to here and I can see why LOL.

I will add my recon as I dab in and out of NOVA.

I am eyeing this one in tysons / mclean. She advertises on CL. Here's the link: [URL]https://washingtondc.craigslist.org/nva/hws/d/mc-lean-authentic-massage/7668227020.html[/URL].

Here's a pic as well.

I tried going thru this massive forum and either missed her or she doesn't get talked about much. Any intel before I make the dive would be appreciated. Feel free to PM.

Thank you and if any of you military boys going out to Guam, let me know and ill put you in touch with some local island freaks and Chinese married milfs.

[QUOTE=PapiKulo;6617946]G'day boys.

Thanks for all the intel here. I'm new to MoCo and have been referred to here and I can see why LOL.

I will add my recon as I dab in and out of NOVA.

I am eyeing this one in tysons / mclean. She advertises on CL. Here's the link: [URL]https://washingtondc.craigslist.org/nva/hws/d/mc-lean-authentic-massage/7668227020.html[/URL].

Here's a pic as well.

I tried going thru this massive forum and either missed her or she doesn't get talked about much. Any intel before I make the dive would be appreciated. Feel free to PM.

Thank you and if any of you military boys going out to Guam, let me know and ill put you in touch with some local island freaks and Chinese married milfs.[/QUOTE]I've seen her. I think she goes by Reeya. She is Thai -.

Pros: attractive. Clean apartment. Decent massage.

Cons: doesn't speak great English, is a little reserved and we didn't quite vibe.

She does offer extras other than a NOVA finish, but I didn't partake.

Overall a good option if you'd like try an attractive Thai.

My Top Thai recos would be: Lucy (great massage) and Ava (attractive and vivacious. I feel like I'm hanging out with an old friend) - they advertise here:

[URL]https://nova.bedpage.com/TherapeuticMassage[/URL]

[QUOTE=SteveSmithAbq;6617967]I've seen her. I think she goes by Reeya. She is Thai -.

Pros: attractive. Clean apartment. Decent massage.

Cons: doesn't speak great English, is a little reserved and we didn't quite vibe.

She does offer extras other than a NOVA finish, but I didn't partake.

Overall a good option if you'd like try an attractive Thai.

My Top Thai recos would be: Lucy (great massage) and Ava (attractive and vivacious. I feel like I'm hanging out with an old friend) - they advertise here:

[URL]https://nova.bedpage.com/TherapeuticMassage[/URL][/QUOTE]Thank you for the prompt reply mate! Check your messages please.

[QUOTE=PapiKulo;6618038]Thank you for the prompt reply mate! Check your messages please.[/QUOTE]Your inbox is full. Please clear the messages and I will reply.

[QUOTE=SteveSmithAbq;6617967]
My Top Thai recos would be: Lucy (great massage) and Ava (attractive and vivacious. I feel like I'm hanging out with an old friend) - they advertise here:

[URL]https://nova.bedpage.com/TherapeuticMassage[/URL][/QUOTE]Ava just takes $120 and does absolutely nothing for it. If you want something, it is extra. The biggest rip off.

[URL]https://nova.bedpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/franconia-van-dorn-alexandri/23069371.html[/URL]

Had a great session with Asian Amy. She was very welcoming and made me feel comfortable as soon as I walked in. She's got great man mades up top and an average Asian ass. Now I will admit I was a little taken aback by her strong Thai facial features. I opted for hh massage because I was short on time and wanted fun afterwards. The massage was average and was over before I knew it. Then came time for fun. I told her I wanted everything and she went to get supplies. Worked up a good sweat in all the standard positions. Self showered and bid her farewell. Total damage 200. I would recommend seeing her because she was very easy going and didn't empty my pockets. I remember her ads use to have a picture of her face and I recognized her as soon as I saw her. Anyone have that picture? PM me.

Circumstances found me in the Fairfax area again. Wanted to try another staff here but she seemed busy so I opted my ATF, grace. My visit was late afternoon on a weekend, and the road traffic was likely significantly less that a weekday. Anyway she hugged me warmly and kissed on my cheek. As you know, Asian women age well, and what appeared to be large B's, small C's. I am unsure of her age, I would estimate 40's and up. I took the half hour. I am not a fan of the curtain "door". Walls are up to the ceiling. I asked for soft because I was very tired. Needed to take some nap if possible. I don't recall the massage, but there was adequate teasing, as my interest in her grew as the session continued. On the flip, donations were discussed. The basic was. 6, and nude CBJ was 1. 0. She revealed a set of headlights significantly larger than C's and which I found attractive, I also found her ass attractive. I was able to achieve my goal. Cover was in her mouth and I filled it. Would I repeat? I would, and would repeat with a new talent there. Upon my exit, I heard some moaning noise of her in a room.

[QUOTE=CanaPunter;6618062]Ava just takes $120 and does absolutely nothing for it. If you want something, it is extra. The biggest rip off.[/QUOTE]I got same experience, massage is OK and she has very limited menu. Will ask you to DIY if you have the stamina. But I did not try Nunu, maybe there will be different. However, Lucy delivered good massage and try to get the job done without any complaints.

Zell.