Kissin cousins at AQUA WELLNESS!
So back when I was in college, I had this Louisiana "Good old boy "roommate. This is where I first heard this phrase, "kissin cousins". On my first date that freshman year with this Southern gal, I took her to dinner and then on the way back to the dorm I stopped to do some parking hoping to get a kiss and a feel. Well before I knew it, she had her mouth wrapped around my dick and she was sucking like a pro. (She had just turned 18, this was back in the early 70's) Being a novice at that time with a jack hammer for a dick I blew in seconds; I informed her by tapping on her head of this impending load, but she wouldn't let go and on top of all that she later raised her head, looked at me straight in the eyes as she swallowed the entire load. Gents I was in love and ready to propose marriage all the while she was assuring me that I was the only one. Once I got back to the dorm, I entered my room with this "Shit eating grin "on my face. My roommate and several other boys were hanging around and once they saw me, they began to laugh as they knew that I had had a date. I told them the entire story along with the fact that I was now in love. My Louisiana roommate yelled out: "Boy!! You are now kissin cousins with half the boys on this floor ". Suffice it to say I never got a return date with this gal as she was now much in demand.
Getting back to Aqua Wellness:
I have been PM-ing with several gents on this board. I was so excited to tell them the details prior to writing this review. Well, it turns out that several had had the same experience. My ego was once more deflated. I wrote about this spa several weeks ago. I mentioned that this place would do well with a few young babes. Didn't quite happen, (yes, yes I know you all only want to hear about are 30 year old gals, but that ain't happening.) I have been with three of the 4 providers, and they all seem to adhere to the same progressive menu. All three assured me, while on their knees, that I was the only one. (" Kissin cousins").
Its just such a great experience at Aqua Wellness. It's like a Roman Bath house in ancient times. You start off with a steam bath for 5-10 minutes, then you move to the table shower where the provider sensually scrubs the hell out of you (especially the important parts) then back to the VIP lounge where they get you all set up for a great massage followed by some "special" services of your choosing) . I just love this place; so clean and comfortable and relaxing; never interrupting.
Here's the line up.
1). Judy or Julie not sure. She is the manager / madame. She also works and she aims to please. When you call, she answers and gets you set up. She is a 6 overall, maybe in her 50's. The other day she met me at the door in this sexy dress that was ½ way up her ass. I almost did her in the vestibule; she playfully pushed me away as she ushered me to the room. A very inviting individual.
2). Sarah: Sarah is now on vacation but is soon to return. A little plump but only 38 years old. She looks good in her short revealing skirt and there is a lot of cushion for the pushion on this one if you like that sort of thing. Sarah goes with the flow and is really one sensual woman. (GFE! But YMMV).
3). Lisa: Lisa is a sleeper. Maybe 50 ish, a little thick but a pretty face and a very nice set (think Russian). She doesn't say much and personality-wise, maybe a 5, but very friendly and does what you ask of her but is slow to perform. Our last session was dragging, so I had to ask her to pick up the pace and boy did she perform for the last 15 minutes (Junior noticed!
4). Sue Thai: Now I have not been with this gal as she only works the weekend, but she has been reviewed recently on this forum and it was a very positive commentary. It sounds like she is the hottest of all. Hope to engage her soon.
To conclude: This is my top choice now; my go to place. I highly recommend it and the extras are reasonable for what you receive. LOVE Aqua Wellness!
Gentleman always do better with the ladies.
Regards.
PJ.
Located off Franconia Road in Alexandria.
Aqua Wellness is amazing. First time
[QUOTE=PuntaJaco43;6608877]So back when I was in college, I had this Louisiana "Good old boy "roommate. This is where I first heard this phrase, "kissin cousins". On my first date that freshman year with this Southern gal, I took her to dinner and then on the way back to the dorm I stopped to do some parking hoping to get a kiss and a feel. Well before I knew it, she had her mouth wrapped around my dick and she was sucking like a pro. (She had just turned 18, this was back in the early 70's) Being a novice at that time with a jack hammer for a dick I blew in seconds; I informed her by tapping on her head of this impending load, but she wouldn't let go and on top of all that she later raised her head, looked at me straight in the eyes as she swallowed the entire load. Gents I was in love and ready to propose marriage all the while she was assuring me that I was the only one. Once I got back to the dorm, I entered my room with this "Shit eating grin "on my face. My roommate and several other boys were hanging around and once they saw me, they began to laugh as they knew that I had had a date. I told them the entire story along with the fact that I was now in love. My Louisiana roommate yelled out: "Boy!! You are now kissin cousins with half the boys on this floor ". Suffice it to say I never got a return date with this gal as she was now much in demand.
Getting back to Aqua Wellness:
I have been PM-ing with several gents on this board. I was so excited to tell them the details prior to writing this review. Well, it turns out that several had had the same experience. My ego was once more deflated. I wrote about this spa several weeks ago. I mentioned that this place would do well with a few young babes. Didn't quite happen, (yes, yes I know you all only want to hear about are 30 year old gals, but that ain't happening.) I have been with three of the 4 providers, and they all seem to adhere to the same progressive menu. All three assured me, while on their knees, that I was the only one. (" Kissin cousins").
Its just such a great experience at Aqua Wellness. It's like a Roman Bath house in ancient times. You start off with a steam bath for 5-10 minutes, then you move to the table shower where the provider sensually scrubs the hell out of you (especially the important parts) then back to the VIP lounge where they get you all set up for a great massage followed by some "special" services of your choosing) . I just love this place; so clean and comfortable and relaxing; never interrupting.
Here's the line up.
1). Judy or Julie not sure. She is the manager / madame. She also works and she aims to please. When you call, she answers and gets you set up. She is a 6 overall, maybe in her 50's. The other day she met me at the door in this sexy dress that was way up her ass. I almost did her in the vestibule; she playfully pushed me away as she ushered me to the room. A very inviting individual.
2). Sarah: Sarah is now on vacation but is soon to return. A little plump but only 38 years old. She looks good in her short revealing skirt and there is a lot of cushion for the pushion on this one if you like that sort of thing. Sarah goes with the flow and is really one sensual woman. (GFE! But YMMV).
3). Lisa: Lisa is a sleeper. Maybe 50 ish, a little thick but a pretty face and a very nice set (think Russian). She doesn't say much and personality-wise, maybe a 5, but very friendly and does what you ask of her but is slow to perform. Our last session was dragging, so I had to ask her to pick up the pace and boy did she perform for the last 15 minutes (Junior noticed!
4). Sue Thai: Now I have not been with this gal as she only works the weekend, but she has been reviewed recently on this forum and it was a very positive commentary. It sounds like she is the hottest of all. Hope to engage her soon..[/QUOTE]So I decided to to say fuck it and pay this place a visit. This was my first time going to an APM (or getting any type of massage in general for that matter), so I went in pretty blind. Upon entering, the area was pretty nice. Three rooms as mentioned by other members here and nice and tidy. I was greeted by a fairly attractive woman, short dress, roughly a B cup, I would give her between a mid 6 to a low 7. For the life of me, I could not understand her name and I felt rude asking after the second time but I am pretty sure it started with a J (maybe Julie?
She seemed pretty nice, did not talk very much but was eager to answer many questions I had. I informed her that this was my first time getting massage and she told me that she would teach me a lot of things during my visit. Needless to say, I took the hint. I opted for an hour massage which was roughly $80. We went into the shower in which she told me to undress and lay flat on the table as she washed me from head to toe. Upon the flip on this table, needless to say, I was pretty excited and she giggled and called me a "very strong man". Yes, she did earn brownie points already for stroking my ego. She made sure to wash the little guy with both hands and let me touch on her thigh.
After the wash, we went back to the actual massage room where she took about 10 minutes to set up. Since this was my first massage ever, I opted for a medium massage to be on the safe side. This was fairly relaxing and she was not scared to glide her hands around the family jewels in the process.
Upon the table flip, she got close to my ear, and sensually told me, "I can teach you a bunch of things right now if you would like". At this point, I was sold. The dress and panties came right off and she went to town with the a HJ. She was not scared to let me suck on her tits in the process while she let out light moans. I was able to squeeze her ass however, I took the hint that fingering was off the table as she clenched her butt upon my 2 attempts to do so. After taking the hint, I let it be and enjoyed her work. I did ask if a BJ was in the cards for extra and she told me no, which I could totally understand. All that said, it was a pretty amazing experience for this first timer and I would definitely go back again. She did tell me however that if I were to come back later, there are other people that would happily offer a BJ and even FS however, did not tell me a name when asked but did tell me that the person who did do FS was here today but with another client. (side note, this killed me inside because I came when they first opened and I did see one other person walk in in front of me. Now THAT would be an amazing first experience!
Overall, I would give the entire thing an 8/10 for a first timer. Nothing was awkward, HJ was nice, and my provider was very nice. All in all, I am loving this new found hobby!
P.S.: as for pricing, for what she offered, it was $ but gave her a. 2 tip on top of that for anyone knowing what the going rate is.