Moon Dream not going back
The new place on King, west of Bell. When it first opened, I had a pleasant time with the original lady, and would have gone back to see her. Over the past weekend, met a new 40+ lady who was petite and friendly, but less attractive than the original one. Did not enjoy the new lady, the choices were restrictive, which made it hard to get to the finish line. After reaching nirvana by hand, she acted like we were done. I pointed at clock, told her we had 15 min left. I then received a begrudged lame massage. I'm not going back there unless they make some changes.
Vancouver Asian wellness spa
Located: 1041X NE Fourth Plain Blvd.
Vancouver, Washington 986XX. Not on Google maps, but saw this tucked away little parlor as I was getting joy sushi. Saw a few reviews on rubmaps, but I'm not a member so couldn't read them. I figured what's the worst thing that can happen, a shitty massage and over priced. Well the price was a little more than I'm used to at 70.00 a hour, but the massage was a 8 put of 10. I seen a 40 plus year old woman named Mary. During the massage there was no teasing, and I tried a few of my let them know what I want moves, but zero response. So as it goes this place is legit massage with absolutely no happy ending or anything else.
Hong Kong on Bvtn Hillsdale Hwy
I haven't seen any updates on this location, so I decided to swing by Hong Kong on Bvtn Hillsdale Hwy the other day to take a look. Older lady at the desk with beautiful eyes and very nice set of girls on her. She had a mask on so didn't see full face. 40/60 and seemed like a decent place. Told them I couldn't stay, and I would come back. Another lady came out from the back when I asked about TS. She said no shower and then gave me a card for Asian Pearl in Tigard and said good TS there. She also said I stay, and Lisa would give me a very good massage and take good care of me. I decided to go back yesterday and glad I did. Saw Lisa and she gave me one of the best massages I've had in a while now, with plenty of teasing mixed in. She even used hot stones on full body. She seems older sorry bad with ages, but I think mid 50's would be safe guess. However, she has a great body on her, and was super sweet. The Flip was a standard finish but very nice and she didn't mind OTC / UTC UTP. I'm not sure if there are additional options on the menu but the standard was delicious. I would / will return just for the massage alone.
Wondrous SE 182nd and Lincoln st UPSELL HELL! GPS Syndrome
Also known as SE 181st and division DOWN STAIRS.
I had been here a few weeks ago.
Got Tina just like last time, went to the room, she said what.
You want, I said same as last time.
Blank look, do you remember me I said?
Oh yes, but don't remember what we did?
Ok I get it it must be a volume thing.
Asked for 2 HJ happy start and happy ending.
Thinking I would take the CBJ off the table to save some upselling
Ok now last time she did a CBJ to start.
Then massage then HJ finish.
60 house and 100 tip with 5 solid minutes of upsetting.
This time I just asked for 2 happy, she said ok.
Once she had the money she starts the gps bs and upsell hell.
I said I don't want FS just HJ,
she kept wanting more!
A little aggressive, not nice at all.
Now I'm a very clean, healthy guy in good shape always shower.
Just before I go for a massage, I always try To be so nice to these ladies.
But this upsell bs is getting out of hand.
The first time I saw her was ok after the attempted upsell.
Maybe she was having a bad day?
I said give me back my money, took it out of her hand and left. All 160.
Will not be back!
RECON and very disappointed
Ok, after a very disappointing upsell at Wondrous I stopped by a few AMPs in the area.
RED SUN massage just off se 181st.
Met by a older lady, maybe 60 lost of wrinkles, when I saw her I asked if cici was working, funny she said she was off today.
I was just reaching for a name to be nice to get out of there. On to the next.
HEALTHHY LIFE MASSAGE just on NE 181st, I know someone has reported on this one.
Its the place where you park in the back and enter through a kitchen area, WOW they had been cooking up a storm.
Lots of garlic, maybe I should of asked for lunch?
Anyway another older lady, not even a smile how are you? Again I saked if cici was working, she said no, I said ok have a nice day and out of there.
AURORA MASSAGE SE DIVISION.
I know I should not even stop here, but I did, met by a ok 35-40 little extra on her not that bad but not great.
She said another girl working, come in and so a very thin tall girl comes up from the back, she is not good looking at all very skiny.
The other fuller girl looked better so I said how much is a hour, she takes me to a room said what do you want.
So here we go again when I said only HJ start and HJ ending, she said60 house and 140 tip, WTF really, once agin I told her no BJ no FS just HJ.
LOL so I left again. On to the next.
RED STAR on ne gleason.
The door was locked, I rang the buzzer and the short one with the huge rack comes to the door.
Said WE BUSY COME BACK! LOL ok then!
Now I have had several good times at red star, back when cici was there I would see her 1 or 2 times a week.
She was awesome.
I have had the short one with the big rack, she really was not that much fun, hurry up upsell during FS.
The thin younger one was good, but very mechanical all were FS 140 to 160 plus house.
So over all a very shitty day no luck at all today and quite the upsell.
Looks like I may need to stick to my regulars or go for only the 1 pop session.
It is so funny how the places I went today had no customers yet they upsell so bad and turn away 160 cash.
I wonder how long this crazy upsell will keep going.
Business 101 a repeat customer is always better than a 1 time upsell but I guess they move around so much.
They just don't care and try to make as much as they can each time.
Now I know not all are like this but just my luck today.