Massage Parlor Reports

Hours of research have yielded a rich data base of numbers addresses and names. Cross referencing a few web sites, phone numbers and reviews, and then a pattern emerges. It’s actually not that hard to figure out which phone numbers get you access to which CC.

I store those numbers and names in my untraceable cash-bought Tracphone, and wait for a rainy day.

What is it about yellow fever? Why are some of us so afflicted, while others go through life without ever even considering the notion of Asian cuisine? I can’t go get sushi or have my clothes dry cleaned without breaking out in sweats. Years – that’s how long I’ve been suffering. And the only way to keep the shakes calm, and to stop the dogs from barking in my head.. Is to hit the AMP scene on a weekly basis. That has been a very expensive proposition.

NOVA is simply just NOVA. Gone are the HWC days. I must have had my membership card completely punched out three times there and I miss that place. They had a string of incredible spinners and I was rarely disappointed. I’ve had to tolerate the new, new NOVA scene. Where.8 will get you 40, and.4 is the new.2. What the hell happened to.6 for 60 and.2 for an HR?

The NOVA scene has been a little too standard for me past months. I’ve been frequenting a place just down the street, and while my ATF there knows all the right moves (she’d better after 50 visits), sometimes there’s an itch she just can’t scratch. And while I wish she’d break the house rules, it’s never going to happen. So for most yellow fever therapy, she’ll do just fine, but lately I’ve had the fever bad. Fever running hot. So Sunday it was time to pull out the tracphone and try a few numbers. And OMG. Am I ever happy that I did.

So we need a new acronym. There is the FCCC and TCCC, but I think there is an ACCC. I called and got a no-hassle invitation to a little apartment community inside the beltway in a county close to Fairfax. A dozen or so, three floor units, six apartments each, all clumped up in the back of nowhere, surrounded by big trees. There’s a Five Guys just down the road. One of the original locations, I note to myself, as I turn the corner looking for this place.

Make the second call of the two call system, and get invited to a different unit number that the one originally provided. My guess is that they observe first-timers through a window and assess the LE potential. Since LE can’t afford my ride. I guess I get an immediate pass. Knock on the door and get invited in by the very girl in the picture on the web. Her name starts with a J, and she is shmokin’ hot. A superb looking spinner, long hair, cut off jeans, tight T to show off those A’s. Beautiful face, tight little abs, toned arms and thigh. There is no baby fat on this one. She is a doll. Can’t be more than 4’-11", 95lbs. Hot as hot can be. Says she’s 26.

Get led to a room and hear the disappointing news. J tells me she can’t take care of me, but her friend will. I slump down and sigh. I was ready for this – I did my research! This is the spinner I need to quell the fever. J says ‘you like my friend. She has big boobs’. And then reaches out and sweazes my moobs (man-boobs). I guess to instruct me on what I should do upon first seeing them!

In walks L. I am not disappointed. Same spinner body, but with a pair of C’s that are to die for. She‘s in a teddy and G-string. J leaves. I drop the 2 Benjamins and go take a shower. L dries me off – we hit the bed.

Good conversation. She’s back in the business after 4 years off. This is her second day – I am her 2’d appointment. She’s Thai, like J. Not Korean. She’s nervous. So am I – as always – adrenaline coursing through my veins, heart pounding. This shit is such a rush.

And the next 40 minutes turns into the hottest fun I’ve had in years. It’s assholes and elbows, knees and tits, hips and lips, tongues and clits. She is super fine – smooth skin, moans at every touch, flick, and bite, and knows how to please. Light as a feather, I can move her around, pick her up, strap her on, roll her over, slide her on down.. The options and combinations boggle the mind. At one point she is lying on her side and I am straddling her bottom leg and just jack-hammering her. Her hips are soooo small. I can put my index fingers on the sides of her pelvic bone and still have an overlap of my thumbs in the middle – much be 20 inches in circumference!

The combination of one Guinness and a little blue pill make for an endurance run that I can’t reproduce without chemicals. I could go for an hour on that ‘black and blue’ combo. But decide it’s time to let the girl know. I’ve got to let go.

Hot, sweaty, confused, panting. Both us of collapsed on the bed. You know that cold film of sweat that some girls get on their lower backs and chest? L is hot and beading and dripping like a ‘just-raced’ Lambo in the rain. Steam coming off the engine cover! She’s had to work. And I think she even may have enjoyed the ride with this old fart.

Hot towel cleanup, but I decide to hit the shower again and clean up carefully. A cover only does so much and I have been bit before.come back out and we chat for a little while. I provide a couple Jacksons as a added reward for a job well done. She’s doubly happy and hides it under the sofa cushion. Escorts me to the door.

On the way down the hall, I see a few other ladies. There are several people living in this apartment. You can smell the cooking and the girlie shampoo. But the place is clean, and well maintained. My guess is that this is very much under the radar. I think the girls actually live here.

I’m out of there. Get in my car. Still some light out, and I make my way home. It’s Sunday. So I need to get my weekly haircut and that will be on the way home.

Problem with Asian.. Is that when I bang Asian. I want to bang Asian again in about an hour. Which leads me to my second visit the very next day. Stay tuned for that.

Way to go Novaflow! I would like to nominate your report for "Reports of distinction". I completely agree that the bang for the buck has declined even in the 3 years I've been in the hobby. Case in point, last weekend I tried a new place near a large auto service center and a mini-storage complex. For those of us who are concerned about discretion and have your head on a swivel, the location is fantastic. Went in, hit the buzzer and it all went downhill from there. Facilities and provider were average for the area. Paid for 1 hour as always, had to wait 10 min, got a decent table shower and was suprised to get the NOVA finish on the table. Reason being was she was by herself and was stacking them up in the other rooms! Got my hair washed, dried off, led back to the room and was told to get dressed, that was it, I got other customers. Not a good way to make a first impression. This is not the only place that flies solo on the weekend and makes for a rushed experience. Even an appointment does not guarantee a near 60 min. session. There's a fine line between understanding their situation and being ripped off. Looks like for now, guns and AMPS are unaffected by the recession. BC

[QUOTE=Novaflow]There is the FCCC and TCCC, but I think there is an ACCC. I called and got a no-hassle invitation to a little apartment community inside the beltway in a county close to Fairfax. A dozen or so, three floor units, six apartments each, all clumped up in the back of nowhere, surrounded by big trees. There’s a Five Guys just down the road. One of the original locations, I note to myself, as I turn the corner looking for this place.[/QUOTE]You [u]got[/u] it, Nova. I haven't confirmed with Linda whether this is one of her places, but it [u]is[/u] one that Bradley1 was [u]not[/u] able to blow the cover on.

R::R

(BTW, an absolutely [b]classic[/b] report. Job well done, amigo.)

I was wondering if someone could PM me with the number / or location of the FCCC or TCCC I don't know what these posts mean. I just moved back to the area after a long time. I tried a place off Edsal road and 395 that was pretty terrible, girl had a belly and wouldn't take her shirt off. When I used to live in Vienna I went to Youngs alot when it first opened. It was shut down a few times but I haven't been to the Tysons area in a while. The places are so hit and miss that I want to get some recommendations. I am sick of tipping. 4 or. 6 for a terrible, rushed he.

Any advice would be appreciated.

Have been seeing the ads on CL lately so decided to give it a try. It is located behind MT. Got greeted by the mamasan and paid 70 for the hour. TS was pretty good and then got escorted to a private room. Seemed real busy for what I saw. Girls in there are pretty decent. I got stuck with the mamasan but she actually looked pretty good. Maybe mid 30's but a great body for her age. Well I got treated with a very deep tissue massage over a towel which I kinda didn't like but couldn't complain. Massage was fantastic. The mamasan stepped out after awhile and another girl came and finished me up. Apparently she had an appt to attend to. Like I said they seemed very busy. I guess the ads on CL have paid off. Overall though it was a great experience. Will do again. If anyone else has been here before please share your experience!

So now it’s Monday. I can’t stop thinking about L from yesterday. It’s lunchtime, and I sneak out for a quick bite. Pad Thai at the local Thai restaurant? You bet your ass that’s what I’m craving! I’m eating Thai, thinking Thai, wanting Thai – I’m even speaking Thai. To heck with Sushi, damn the Pho, and forget the Hunan – I want Thai! I want to go to Phuket. Hell, I want to go to Bangkok. And do just that! You think they’ll let me?

On the way back to work, I pop out my stealthy Tracphone and dial up for the A3C. I’m hooked. I need some more Pad Thai at the Thai Pad. Ask how late I can come over because logistics about are tight. 9:30 is the cut-off. L will be there to send me to la-la-land. Click, click. Boom.

Working myself into a lather all day thinking about the repeat experience with L. L’s stats are Face – 7, Body 10-1(due to a notable scar on her right shoulder form a childhood cycling accident), attitude – 10, performance 10. It’s GFE except no LFK/DFK.

Hours later, I am on the way over. Call in to confirm and wham! I get told they forgot to tell L and they will have to call her back in. I work out a 30 minute delay and handle an errand so that I can get there by 10pn. When I finally knock on the door, ‘J’ opens the door again to let me in. She looks at me with a sad pout, and hits me with the bad news ‘L not here right now, sorry. Ok I take care of you? ’ Are you shitting me? Hell yeah – you’re the one I came for yesterday. Let’s get it on!

J is shmokin’ frickin’ hot. Got it all – looks and body. Tiny little spinner. We get to the room. Leave the Bens, and hit the shower for a super fast freshen-up. I do not want to waste time. Get back out and she is prancing around in a thong and high heals. She’s 5-2 in heals. DAMN! Can’t be more than 90lbs. This girl works out. Not an ounce of fat – rock abs, good upper arm definition and two dimples on her lower back just above her perfect little ass. She’s sporting a pair of A’s with the cutest little nips ever. I am in Phuket, and about to Phuket.

She starts with a FBSM. ‘Lotion OK? ’ Pour it on! Turn over. She’s all about touching. I turn her around and give her some light rubbing and touching. Her skin is perfect. She asks if she should get a tattoo and I protest – this canvas IS art. No need to add anything to perfection.

I decide that about, I want as many minutes of action as I can get. I am rock solid. Been soaking a blue pill for 45 minutes so it’s on like Donkey-Kong. Slap on the cover myself and get right to work on this little thing. It’s a 5 to 10 minutes per position. And when I slow down in between – she thinks that I am done! Hey. Did you hear me cum? I don’t think so! We laugh about it and get to another round. GC, Mish, Doggy, up, down, sideways. I can move this little thing around with no effort. We are doing acrobatics – and by the sound of my cracking lumbar, I can tell there is going to be hell to pay for this action tomorrow. I am too old for this. Thank god for the Eveready chemical combo that’s keeping me going and the 800mg Advil waiting at home. We end up in CG again and I get her to just lie there on me with her head turned into my chest as I hold her hips and do some final deep drives. This is how I want to end and she’s letting me do all the work. Her hips are so small. I swear it’s the tightest, smallest POA I’ve had since I was 14!

Pop my load and practically fall off the bed. She looks at me and smiles. Punches me in the chest and say ‘You been drinking! You last too long! ’ I smile and say – ‘only one Guinness’. J was 10’s across the board. A perfect score. Great attitude.

Clean up time – second shower, big hug and we are off to the door. It’s late and things need to come to an end. At the end of the hallway is standing L! Surprise! She’s smiling and gives me a big hug and says she’s sorry for not being available earlier and hopes J was good to me.

J is just standing there in her little nightie. Slowly swinging her hips from side to side and pulling it up to show off that perfect saddle of hers. I have the two of them together and we are chatting, touching, and hugging. And then J says ‘L and I like to work together. You like 2 girl fun? ’

What? What’s that ringing in my ears? Is that pain in my left arm the early sign of a cardiac arrest? Did I just get asked by two hot Thai babes if I like a little Manage-a-Trois? ‘You come back tomorrow at 5, baby – we take care of you! ’

I am backing out the door slowly. L and J are in the doorway, lifting their skirts and showing their jay-jays. I want to go back in. They are giggling and waving bye bye.

Get to the car and get going home. It’s late and I need to get some rest. This shit is out of control. I’m too old for this. I need some therapy. I need a support group. I need some lithium. The yellow fever is in its final stages. It’s terminal and I think there is no cure for me.

Stay tuned for part 3 of the A3C diary! It just gets better and better. Stick a fork in me cause I am done.

P.S. The ‘in search of a CC series’ is a work of fiction a by very lonely introverted, overweight, balding and aging looser. It never happened and I am making this all up. And as the most senior members of this board continuously remind junior members, all data regarding the A3C, T3C, F3C need to be kept very secret because these places need to stay off the grid and open for business to those that are in the know. It’s all out there for you to discover. But of course – they don’t exist – it’s just fiction and fun reading!

[QUOTE=Roamin Roman]Did this older lady happen to have very small, almost non-existent, titties? If so, I agree with your assessment about good service. Linda has sent her to the FCCC a couple times at my request. She's not everyone's cup of jasmine tea, but she's a nice gal. Treat her right.

R::R[/QUOTE]Yes, that's her. She also told me I can ask directly for her, if I want.

I took a chance on a craigslist ad about a week ago. The ad was listed with a 202 number, but the location was rosslyn. Called to make an appt, and was advised to park on queen st near rt 50. Parked and called back. They lead me to a rather section-8 looking apartment complex, with some yout's sitting on the porch. Walked up the stairs and door was opened by an 5 or 6 looking SE asian girl. Two other ladies were sitting on a mattress in the livingroom, and you could tell they lived there, the smell of home cooked thai food was in the air. The apartment did not have AC, and it was getting a little warm.

Was lead to a back bedroom with a massage table on it, and ponied up the $8 for the hour. Ok looking girl who opened the door came in and gave a very talkative massage. Massage was ok. She's an au-pair or somesuch, and learned massage in Thailand. She does 1 year stints with families while going to english school, and does massage to make extra money.

My requests for extras were denied, possibly due to it being my first time there.

Ok massage, no extras, ok girl. Might try again, but doubt it.

[QUOTE=Black Coffee]Way to go Novaflow! I would like to nominate your report for "Reports of distinction". [/QUOTE]I actually read both posts with alarm. Nice story, true story, those are really good people and every Novaflow says is true.

The problem is that while this nice situation wasn't really UTR, it was low profile. Novaflow isn't the first to report on them, but these days it's 1 tiny apartment with 4 to 5 women and a neighbor who complained about all the comings-and-goingings when it was only 2 women (they've been there for a few months).

Yah, this site is for shareing info. Yah LE could usually care less, but Novaflow, just what do you think took down HWC, eh? It was neighborhood vigilantism from neighbors who complained about men coming and going from that building. There's already 1 suspicious neighbor (posted before and I can confirm from personal experience) in what looks like a nice, family oriented neighborhood. There's now double the offerings in the same tiny old apartment. It's not like it's next to 5 Guys, but you helped place the area to boot. That's the first I've seen anyone name the neighborhood. So why you won't' necessarily be to blame if it goes down. A little less "setting" in the story might be a good idea.

Hopefully the proprietors of this wonderful place are reading your bed-time stories. If they are, PLEASE. Find an additional apartment or two somewhere near by. The ratio should be 1 girl to 1 apartment (2 in a pinch). 4 or 5 is just asking for trouble.

That said. Saw V recently. Not a young as J, but very enthusiastic spinner. My "just the facts" observation to add.

Just back from a west coast vacation, LA to be specific and saw a lot of great looking Asian chicks everywhere! Well it didn't take long to get on the phone to L and get an appointment with this week's dejour. Lulu's name came up and as I did see a few nice comment cards here on the forum I thought it might be a nice way to put out my LA yellow fever! :D

Left satisfied but will not repeat, a nice girl just not my "cup of tea".


PMs, as always, welcome. :)
MnV

Fort what it's worth, none of these ladies actually reside at this location. I was informed that on occasion, they may stay the night, but general go to their "home." However, one was visiting recently and did stay there for a few days. They have been getting very busy of late and I suspect Novaflow's reports will probably add to this. I do agree that we should limit our references to specific landmarks and such, but I don't think he was specific enough to cause alarm. BTW Novaflow, great report(s), thanks. I am going to try your receipe for viagra.

[QUOTE=Jack Webb]I actually read both posts with alarm. Nice story, true story, those are really good people and every Novaflow says is true.

[QUOTE=Jack Webb]I actually read both posts with alarm. Nice story, true story, those are really good people and every Novaflow says is true.

A little less "setting" in the story might be a good idea.[/QUOTE]Jw. Thanks for the observation. You are correct. In my zeal, I perhaps exposed more coincidental facts than I should. But there are more than one location that fits the description I provided, more than one county next to FC that start with an A, and more than one 5guys. The post is meant to entertain, not to harm, and in no way is my intention otherwise. I'm learning as I go. Will keep the data very close to the vest in the third post. Tried as hard to protect identities as possible and despite numerous PM requests for intel. I won't be sharing digits unless it's with ultra-trusted senior members.

Got some private feedback also on this same observation, and clearly there is merit to your thoughts, and I will try to edit my post once the moderator points me to that feature. Again. Not intending to harm. Hell. I've got a good thing going and I do not want to ruin it!

NF.

P. S. Roaming Roman seamed to approve of the post. So I'm hoping I didn't alarm all of you. BTW. The third post is in edit review right now. But I will trim it down and cut out anything detailing logistics.

Today's Washington Post Sport's pages has an ad for Bay in Annandale. The ad is simple and has two "hand drawn" faces that seem to resemble pigs. The faces appear to have snouts.

Strange.

[QUOTE=Oldtar]I drove past magical Touch on Sunday, May 31, or at least what used to be Magical Touch. There was no sign in the front and there were ladders and other stuff inside and it looked like the space was being refinished, so I guess MT is closed permanently. If not, I'm open to correction. At the same time Tokyo wa closed (only open Mon-Sat) and Route 1 was obviously open.[/QUOTE]What ladders and other stuff are you talking about? We moved next door to suite 207 well over a year ago and if you didn't catch that we moved then you should have caught that when you opened the double doors before you get into the place that said suite 207.

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