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Just to note that member "Ultra Classic" is the same member as "Joe Joe Miller" being that's what he changed his user name from.

[QUOTE=Permanent Wood]Just to note that member "Ultra Classic" is the same member as "Joe Joe Miller" being that's what he changed his user name from.[/QUOTE]

Thank you for clarifying that.

4 hours of venturing up and down national, greenfield, lincoln, north, and capital

Man oh man. First night I have ever done this, and let me tell you, truely a learning experience. Didn't know the 'look' and how to 'wave' them down till I got a crash course tonite.

Lincoln and Greenfield had some petites in the early hours, but every time I spotted them, someone else got them before me. In the later hours it dies off quite a bit and more cops. Then there was one, that I caught coming from behind a building. Just like I like them, petite, crack head, small, white girl. Looked dazed out of her brains. Pulled next to her, said hey, she kept on walking. God I wish I had a chance at that one, which brings me to the question.

How do you guys wave down your girls besides getting the look?

Any funny stories of when you mistaked one, and she wasen't really a hooker?

Anyways, on with the night. It was getting so dead and I didn't want cops to re-spot me so I headed up to north town. Locust/Capital were not much if any, but man oh man, north ave between 6th and 45th is a ***** house lined up. All black girls, but all shapes and sizes, young and old. There was one I almost snagged up, but then I realized she probably had so many STD's my cock would burn off after the condom rotted away, so I kept going. Might need to venture back there. Cops seem to no care either, just try and and not make it obvious.

Next question, where is the best roads you guys recommend for whites or latinos? National? Greenfield? Lincoln?

Last of 3 questions.

What's the proper opening conversation to talk to a escort?

'Do you want to party'?

Or something else

Man, do you want to party just sounds so stupid.

[QUOTE=LookingForLefty]Got bored and hit the streets. Found on on 19th S of National. Saw her from behind. Cute as, really short, white trash, about 4-9, a few tats, teeny weeny little ass and shak'n it, long straight hair. Age? Probably 20s? Tits. None at all. Daisy dukes and tank top. I was 90% sure she was work'n. Drove by and she gave me the wave and smile. Pulled over and in no time she was by the window and asked for a ride, then immediately in the car. Right away the car smells like an ash tray and an empty booze bottle.

Now we are heading west on Greenfield because I want to get into West Milwaukee as we do the LE check. Well no way she's LE. First she got in the and second, she was a bit on the ugly side on the front. Missing quit a few teeth. Sunken eyes, kind of a skull face. She asked if I was LE and felt relieved as we got into W MKE. Said her name was Amy. From the way she talked I could tell she had received the finest education that Milwaukee Public Schools offer. A mixture of south side Pollock twang with a little north side jive.

Felt brave and drove her to my place. Whats she going to do, beat me up? All 75 lbs of her? Popped a vitamin V and said what the hell. She was dirty and needed a bath. Told her to shower up and gave her some body shampoo. Her hair was filthy and smell badly of smoke. I got in the shower with her, made sure her ass and pussy were squeaky clean. Still we have yet to talk money. Her arms looked clean, no needle marks. But she's on something. She'd been drinking and stunk like Vodka. Mouth wash just made her smell like vodka mixed with mouthwash.

One thing for sure, everything is going to be covered. Out of the shower and spend about 10 minutes toweling down her hair. She has a few scars but no open sores or pimples. Then this little idiot asks "can I just jack you off? " Already a little attitude.

I feel generous today and told she'd get $50 for H and H. Half head, half anal. Pretty good head, but with that ugly mug, I didn't want to do that too long. Flipped her and blanketed a covered Little Lefty with baby oil. Now this is going to be a tight one. There was a red mark on her anus. Not sure what it was but I'm covered, who cares. Did a slow entry, laid her on her belly, gripped her in half nelson, and picked up speed. She lets out a loud grunt. Now I'm in her balls deep and she's grunting pretty loud. The booze and dope she's on is numbing it a little but she definitely knows where she's at what what she's doing. She's going to remember this for a few days being reminded every time she takes a dump. Now days I'm a kinder, gentler Lefty so I didn't jack hammer her or machine gun style her, but did a lot of deep grinding. I finish, pull out, and it stinks a bit down there. Flush that filthy thing right away and don't even look to see if there is any blood or skid marks on it.

She said she needed to go to the bathroom afterward. I listened hoping to hear farts, but she just peed. Sometimes when you go bareback they have to fart that stuff out but with just a little baby oil, I guess not. She spent a lot of time wiping the oil off her ass. Then she put her filthy smokey clothes back on. She asked me to driver her up near North and Humbolt.

Came home, showered, aired out my car, sprayed down the passenger seat, sprayed Lysol where her clothes were, washed my clothes and bedding, and took a nap. Usually I'm a nice guy and fix'm a meal before they leave. This one was too jumpy and nervous to eat. Glad she's gone. She was kind of scary. Now if that one doesn't scare me away from SWs I don't know what will.[/QUOTE]This sounds like the cracked out one I saw on national that kept on walking.

Damn I am jealous. I need to find this crack *****

Before I went on my search lastnight I meet this one in person.

[url]http://wisconsin.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/exotic-hottie-100-pure-pleasure-baby-19/1376641[/url]

Around Lincoln and 60th

She drove up by herself to meet in a parking lot in a nice area.

I like the real real petite crack heads, but damn, this girl was hot too.

Huge tits, and a small frame.

Only reason I didn't want to use her is because I have another escort I frequent in north Milwaukee that was slightly hotter, and I would rather save my money for her.

Seriously though gentlemen. Great personality, huge tits, great smile. Any of you guys besides me and my shitty ass standards would love this girl. I highly recommend it to all of you.

Finally found one. And it was right next to my house which was strange.

Petite spinner black female named sarah. 27th and rawson she was walking. Believe that?

Never saw one way over here. I picked her up, made sure she wasen't LE and got out of there. Took her to a motel down the road.

Got her digits. Pm if you want. Greatest head, handjob, and fuck. Tight too.

She doesen't take it doggy though because of a recent surgery she had on her stomach. Said it hurts. So that sucked, but oh well.

Dropped her off on north. She said for her sisters house, but I knew she would be back on the street as soon as I left. So I pulled U-turn just to make sure. Thought it was funny.

Anyways, I make a correction. North ave between 4th and 45th is best during the daytime. At night it's a mix between trannys, old old crackwhores, and maybe once in a while some great ones.

But right now, on Saturday, at 1pm Man, I almost pulled over 2 more times. One petite spinner was jiggling her tits to get me to pull over. Then this one in tight green pants gave me a hard look.

Just got out of there.

Went down to Greenfield/Lincoln/National and it was dead at 3pm.

You do not want that 4 ft nothing crackhead.

The wave - a girl on the stroll will be looking for you. And making eye contact.
If she doesn't move on. Usually a big smile, a scratch of the forehead with cigarette in hand, or a nod of the head.

My favorite routes used to be National, 19th, Greenfield, and Lincoln. The north side is a long North Ave there are just load of them but I never go there. Also around the Allen Bradley clocktower area.

Usually I pull over nearby and they just get in. No talking or not much talking until you get out of Milwaukee and into West Milwaukee, West Allis, or Greenfield. Then off to my house or a cheap motel. No talk of money on my part until some clothes are taken off. Some just blurt out $50 for head, $100 for a lay. I'll just nod without saying anything.

Never chase down a SW, let them chase you down. LE will never run a block and a half and jump in your car.

Why don't you just go see Big Red down in Hales Corners. Say hi to her kids and parents for me.

[QUOTE=LookingForLefty]You do not want that 4 ft nothing crackhead.

The wave - a girl on the stroll will be looking for you. And making eye contact.
If she doesn't move on. Usually a big smile, a scratch of the forehead with cigarette in hand, or a nod of the head.

My favorite routes used to be National, 19th, Greenfield, and Lincoln. The north side is a long North Ave there are just load of them but I never go there. Also around the Allen Bradley clocktower area.

Usually I pull over nearby and they just get in. No talking or not much talking until you get out of Milwaukee and into West Milwaukee, West Allis, or Greenfield. Then off to my house or a cheap motel. No talk of money on my part until some clothes are taken off. Some just blurt out $50 for head, $100 for a lay. I'll just nod without saying anything.

Never chase down a SW, let them chase you down. LE will never run a block and a half and jump in your car.

Why don't you just go see Big Red down in Hales Corners. Say hi to her kids and parents for me.[/QUOTE]Yea, getting the hang of it now. Tons are out there right now. I just won't touch 98 percent of them. Golden rule is if they are not hotter then the wife, then don't pay. So it takes a while.

I ran down the usual streets again tonite but north had a sting going on, and greenfield, national, and lincoln had LE's out all over pulling people over. Starting to think north is only good during the day hours.

Thanks for the tips with the contact shit. Big Red just sounds like a hell to the no. Only petite white crack head spinners for me, or tight little young african americans. I would incorporate asians too, but you never see them working the corners.

[QUOTE=Nb1443]Yea, getting the hang of it now. Tons are out there right now. I just won't touch 98 percent of them. Golden rule is if they are not hotter then the wife, then don't pay. So it takes a while.

I ran down the usual streets again tonite but north had a sting going on, and greenfield, national, and lincoln had LE's out all over pulling people over. Starting to think north is only good during the day hours.

Thanks for the tips with the contact shit. Big Red just sounds like a hell to the no. Only petite white crack head spinners for me, or tight little young african americans. I would incorporate asians too, but you never see them working the corners.[/QUOTE]
I luv the skinny ones too. Not sure why this is but if I just ran into one at the mall I wouldn't give them a second look. But when you are on the hunt, its like you have your monger goggles on and they are suddenly prettier. I picked up an anorexic crackhead the other night. From the neck down she was ok, no tits, and an assholde the size of a half dollar. That thing had been drilled a lot. But still I would rather not be picking up SWs. School starts soon and my welfare mom with have nothing to do all day. She gives the best head ever. SW hunting is not as much fun any more. The area is getting rougher and I dnn't like driving in bad areas.

I don't understand why I don't see more Latinas on the street. We have a huge Hispanic population but I see very few gals on the street. Asians - the same. Asians are more tech savvy and use CL or BP.

[QUOTE=Nb1443]4 hours of venturing up and down national, greenfield, lincoln, north, and capital

Man oh man. First night I have ever done this, and let me tell you, truely a learning experience. Didn't know the 'look' and how to 'wave' them down till I got a crash course tonite.

How do you guys wave down your girls besides getting the look?

Any funny stories of when you mistaked one, and she wasen't really a hooker?



I am not big into the SW scene, but it seems to me it's not funny at all to mistake a woman for a working girl. If she is working she will let you know.

You are only going to bring more LE attention to an area by approaching women on the street. If a girl is working, she won't play hard to get. She will be looking to make eye contact. If you make eye contact and she doesn't look away she's probably working. If she approaches your car she is almost definitely working.

Have you read the tips on the home page of this forum?

I would also suggest you relax. Your posts sound desperate, for lack of a better word. If you are desperate you are more likely to make a mistake, like getting caught by LE or getting ripped off. You have to use your big head and be patient out on the streets. You are not going to hook up every time you go out.

[QUOTE=Lonelyguy128][QUOTE=Nb1443]4 hours of venturing up and down national, greenfield, lincoln, north, and capital

Man oh man. First night I have ever done this, and let me tell you, truely a learning experience. Didn't know the 'look' and how to 'wave' them down till I got a crash course tonite.

How do you guys wave down your girls besides getting the look?

Any funny stories of when you mistaked one, and she wasen't really a hooker?[/QUOTE]I am not big into the SW scene, but it seems to me it's not funny at all to mistake a woman for a working girl. If she is working she will let you know.[/QUOTE]Ok, guys, this is the Coochie Eater prowl. When I go cruising, I don't go cruising for hookers, I go cruising for hot black women. Will I find hookers? That's like asking a gold miner if he'll find limestone.

So this is the deal. In the hood, women are constantly being approached. Black men talk trash to women all the time. Take a clue. You guys act like getting a "NO" is a violation of the first amendment.

Have a reason for being in the hood. I invest in real estate. Guess how much real estate I own? Yep, zero. Guess how many pictures of houses I have in my camera, houses with "For Sale" signs in the yard. Yep, dozens. If I get stopped by LE, I'm thrilled. First, I don't know how safe or unsafe this area is, so can they give me a hint? [I](Technically they're not supposed to)[/I]. What's the crime rate like? Violent crime or property crime? Drugs? Prostitution? Gang activity? Any areas they could recommend? I've even pulled up to LE to ask them those questions. Ever heard of Pre-Paid Legal? Become a rep! Anyway, have a reason.

Don't just cruise the main drags. There are beautiful black women on every street. If you see one walking along, stop and ask her directions. I always ask for a street that's not close to the neighborhood I'm in. If they give you directions, be courteous, tell them why you're there. Real estate or legal services: NOT "I'm cruising for wh*res. "

If they're h**kers, you will have received the look anyway. This bullshit you just gave them gives you a chance to back out if you don't like what you see. They looked good from the curb, but MAN, up close they're scary. Thank them for their time and directions and move on.

What if you didn't get the look? This is even better. Now you have someone who isn't a pro, or is semi-pro. An awful lot of girls in the hood will trade sexual favors for money. They don't hook, but hey, if you fuck them or they give you a little head, then maybe you can help with some cash for their cell phone or rent.

So it goes like this, you see a hot black woman with big tits and Ass-Like- WHOA! So you pull over. She hasn't given you the look, so you roll down your window and say:

[b]Horny John[/b]: Excuse me, can you tell me where Humboldt is?

[b]Black Hottie[/b]: Man, you a long way off. Go down here, take a leff ... etc., etc.

[b]Horny John[/b]: Thanks. I'm looking to buy and rehab houses. Do you know of any around here that are vacant?

[b]Black Hottie[/b]: Nope, nuthin'. I have to go.

[b]Horny John[/b]: Ok! Thanks. Hey, I appreciate the help. You got a number?

[b]Black Hottie[/b]: No.

[b]Horny John[/b]: Ok. Thanks again. Bye.

This is VERY unusual to have happen. But it's an example of getting turned down. Have you been salacious? Have you been rude? Have you done anything illegal?

Ok let's pick up with ... any around here that are vacant?

[b]Black Hottie[/b]: Man there's a bunch. You in real estate?

[b]Horny John[/b]: Yeah, just getting started. You need a lift?

[b]Black Hottie[/b] [I](as she climbs in)[/I]: Yeah, whachu into?

[b]Horny John[/b] [I](as he pulls away from curb)[/I]: Just buying and rehabbing houses. Where are you headed?

[b]Black Hottie[/b]: I'm going to my momma's. Whachu into? [I](please note, black women are very direct and they know the only reason they're in a strange white man's car is because someone's going to get fucked.)[/I]

[b]Horny John[/b]: You know, the real reason I asked you directions was I noticed how hot you were and I thought "Damn! I have to get that number. "

[b]Black Hottie[/b]: I knew that. My name's Sharita [I](Danita, Laquita, Laneesha, Latisha, etc)[/I].

[b]Horny John[/b]: My name's Ed [I](real name, BTW)[/I]. You got a number?

[b]Black Hottie[/b]: Fi fo fo. Fo fi fo fi. So whachu into.

[b]Horny John[/b]: [I](punching the number into his cell and dialing as she tells him, waiting for it to ring)[/I]: There now you got my number too. [I](This way you don't lose the number, which will be off in about 2 weeks, but now you can tell if she gave you a real number right away.)[/I]

[b]Horny John[/b]: I LOVE black coochie! Damn gurl, you are too hot. You got time right now?

Etc., etc., etc.

The last variation is:

Getting started with .... you need a lift?

[b]Black Hottie[/b]: Nope, I'm good.

[b]Horny John[/b]: Ok, thanks. You got a number?

[b]Black Hottie[/b]: What for?

[b]Horny John[/b]: Well, I appreciate the help, and just wondered if you wanted to go out some time.

[b]Black Hottie[/b]: Fi fo fi. Fe fi fe fo

[b]Horny John[/b]: [I](punching the number into his cell and dialing as she tells him)[/I]: There now you got my number too. [I](This way you don't lose the number, which will be off in about 2 weeks, but now you can tell if she gave you a real number right away.)[/I] I'll give you a call. What kind of food you like?

[b]Black Hottie[/b]: Chinese [I](or whatever)[/I].

[b]Horny John[/b]: Ok, it's a date. I'll give you a call. When's a good time?

Etc., etc., etc.

I get a lot of action from "non" h**kers. They tend to be a little more personable and appreciative than the bust-down hypes standing on North.

Just a note, I am always very courteous to these women, and when we "conversate", I talk to them like I'm talking to my next client. "Are you from Milwaukee? Got any kids? You married? What do you do? You in school? What do you want to do? " and after I answer similar questions until I get to "How freaky can you get? " It's [u]ALWAYS[/u] "Pretty freaky", but they don't know what I mean, so I get to "You ever been with two guys? You ever done another woman? You ever been with another couple? You do booty sex? Do you squirt when you cum? What's the most times you've cum in one session? "

So there you have it. Cruising for pussy in the hood. Be cautious, be courteous, be creative. You'll have more black pussy than a toilet seat at Taycheeda. I [b][I][u]NEVER[/u][/I][/b] mistake a civilian for a h**ker. My last contact was a young black college student going to UW-M. I stopped because I saw her tits come around the corner about a minute before she did. I gave her the usual crap about real estate, and sure enough, she supplements her income. Young, pretty, smart, slim, HUGE titties. Never got the look.

So, good luck out there!

[QUOTE=Lonelyguy128]I am not big into the SW scene, but it seems to me it's not funny at all to mistake a woman for a working girl. If she is working she will let you know.

You are only going to bring more LE attention to an area by approaching women on the street. If a girl is working, she won't play hard to get. She will be looking to make eye contact. If you make eye contact and she doesn't look away she's probably working. If she approaches your car she is almost definitely working.

Have you read the tips on the home page of this forum?

I would also suggest you relax. Your posts sound desperate, for lack of a better word. If you are desperate you are more likely to make a mistake, like getting caught by LE or getting ripped off. You have to use your big head and be patient out on the streets. You are not going to hook up every time you go out.[/QUOTE]Sounds like you need relax. What I find is funny does not need to be funny to you. Personally, since I am young, probably unlike you, and still attractive, unlike you as well, I think if a girl is dressed like a ***** walking down a ghetto ass area, she deserves to be asked if she is a hooker if your in a vehicle and safe. Worse thing is she flips you off and yells at you if she is by herself and you can get a chuckle out of it.

Also, as far as the desperate comment. Yea, this was the rush the first time I tried this and had 2 nights free. If I make a mistake, then to each his own. If I get ripped off, so be it, I am sure I can handle losing money. Also, as far as LE. Pretty sure they use female cops, and I don't think I ever seen a female cop I would touch with a 10 foot pole. Not to mention I use a lot of restraint and scoping out first.

Take your advice to someone else, or private message the next person you need to lecture instead of taking it in front of everybody. Thanks buddy. Your next response will be ignored. Not worth it.

Take care.

[QUOTE=Nb1443] I think if a girl is dressed like a ***** walking down a ghetto ass area, she deserves to be asked if she is a hooker if your in a vehicle and safe. Worse thing is she flips you off and yells at you if she is by herself and you can get a chuckle out of it.[/QUOTE]The only problem with this approach is when that girl dressed like a ***** walking in a ghetto ass area is a cop, and as soon as you ask if she's a hooker, a squad pulls up behind you. Don't assume that just because you're in your vehicle that you're safe.

I'm not knocking ya, I'm just saying that a little bit of discretion goes a long way. Harassing the non-working girls potentially helps LE to further their efforts in busting Johns. And if you or any of the contributing members here fall victim to those efforts, there isn't much to chuckle about at that point.

You are absolutely right Nb1443. I had no right to give you advice. Of course, you did ask for advice.

I will just sit back and wait to read some funny stories.


[QUOTE=Nb1443]Sounds like you need relax. What I find is funny does not need to be funny to you. Personally, since I am young, probably unlike you, and still attractive, unlike you as well, I think if a girl is dressed like a ***** walking down a ghetto ass area, she deserves to be asked if she is a hooker if your in a vehicle and safe. Worse thing is she flips you off and yells at you if she is by herself and you can get a chuckle out of it.

Also, as far as the desperate comment. Yea, this was the rush the first time I tried this and had 2 nights free. If I make a mistake, then to each his own. If I get ripped off, so be it, I am sure I can handle losing money. Also, as far as LE. Pretty sure they use female cops, and I don't think I ever seen a female cop I would touch with a 10 foot pole. Not to mention I use a lot of restraint and scoping out first.

Take your advice to someone else, or private message the next person you need to lecture instead of taking it in front of everybody. Thanks buddy. Your next response will be ignored. Not worth it.

Take care.[/QUOTE]