Well didn't you just give the Leo's and whoever else may visit this forum the wrong idea. Hopefully, they will understand that your joking. If not, I wouldn't be answering your front door when the bell rings.
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Well didn't you just give the Leo's and whoever else may visit this forum the wrong idea. Hopefully, they will understand that your joking. If not, I wouldn't be answering your front door when the bell rings.
[QUOTE=Coolouforever]Hey guys I just had the craziest thought, we all know that a lot of places are way overpriced for extras so why not get back at them by paying with fake 100's? That way we get the most expensive extras they offer and we stick it to them at the same time all while having a great time. Just a thought I had.[/QUOTE]
Prostitution = misdemeanor
Counterfeiting = felony
I think I'll pass.
[QUOTE=Coolouforever]Hey guys I just had the craziest thought, we all know that a lot of places are way overpriced for extras so why not get back at them by paying with fake 100's? That way we get the most expensive extras they offer and we stick it to them at the same time all while having a great time. Just a thought I had.[/QUOTE]
LOL are you serious?! Say no please and save yourself from getting flamed....
No I wasn't serious it had just crossed my mind, but I did talk to a fellow mongor about it and he told me that he would do it because they usually won't check if the bill is fake in the massage room and that if they do catch it just play it off like you weren't aware and pay the real bill.
[QUOTE=Goat Trotter]LOL are you serious?! Say no please and save yourself from getting flamed....[/QUOTE]
Yo my mongering brothers, I read a report somewhere that they have new girls, owners and no extras at KM. Is this true? This place was a favorite of mine. PM if you have info, I don't have the scratch to TOFTT right now. When business is good I have the cash, right now I don't, so I am asking for a little help. Thanks
Stopped at new Violet but didn't get a foot massage. Door was .55 and asked about TS which was another .1, by Jenny. Though Asian, she wore sandals, not boots, for basic TS.
Body massage was on the hard side, which I requested, and was relaxing. (The whole thing lasted more than an hour -- a first!) Jenny was friendly and fun, even if her English was limited. Finish was handled well and not done as if she were holding a stopwatch in the other hand. I gave a .6 tip. Overall a good experience. Time your entry and exit for when traffic is moving on Irving Park.
I'm very ambivalent about posting this--like most guys who find a gold mine, they want to keep most of it to themselves. And, strictly speaking, this does not even belong on a "massage parlor" forum, but since I've posted mainly here of late, here goes. I've seen this black girl (25 y.o. with a body to die for) about twice a month (sometimes more) for more than a year. Though Chicago is her base, she works mainly in Indianapolis, Louisville, and Ft. Wayne. She's kinda struck out in the Chicago market because she doesn't like to use CL (though it was through a rare posting there that I made initial contact) and she uses only one website which, I believe, is not much frequented by hobbyists here: escorts dot com. At that site she has about 40 reviews posted--all of them rave, with the usual services you'd want a provider to offer (BBBJ, DATY, DFK, FS), together with an incredibly warm and affectionate touch--she really makes you feel special (and I wasn't even sure if she was really a pro until I stumbled on her posting--sorry "Confucius" & "HappyGardener" or I would have let you in on it sooner). Anyhow, here's the deal: she's thinking of ditching Chicago because it has proven such an unproductive base for her, and I'm devastated at the thought she'd move away. The only way to keep her here, as I see it, is if she starts to establish a client base here as well. You'll have to use the website mentioned above to try to make contact--I'm not sure how she'd react to me giving out contact info. Her handle is "Carmeltwist". I know I'm going be taken for a drummer for that website, but check out my past reviews and you'll see that I have a pretty straightforward, truthful approach to posting.
[QUOTE=Antonio]...She's kinda struck out in the Chicago market because she doesn't like to use CL (though it was through a rare posting there that I made initial contact) and she uses only one website which, I believe, is not much frequented by hobbyists here: escorts dot com... ...she's thinking of ditching Chicago because it has proven such an unproductive base for her...[/QUOTE]
Antonio, something doesn't seem to make sense:
1. she wants more customers
2. she doesn't want to use CL (I can understand that)
3. she only advertises on a Pay site, with very limited penetration in Chicago, yet she is disappointed that she has very few customers (this makes no sense)
4. she might get angry at you posting her information here (why?)
If she wants more clients in Chicago, why would she get upset if you posted her contact info? Seems to me she would want you to post pictures, phone number, positive review details, etc. She would get all the Chicago business she can handle.
If she wants more customers, but not the usual CL scumbags (ha!), she should let you put her info right here. We will treat her right.
Not sure she is being straight with you. How does she advertise in the other cities?
Went to Victoria Spa on Lawrence on South Side of Street just west of Sears. Not bad. $40 for 30 min table shower and massage, talked girl down to $40 for happy E. It was ok, she wouldn't take off top for less than a bill witch is ridiculous. I just came from NY and it's a lot better at the asian parlors in NYC.
Saw Winnie over weekend, solid massage and ok release.
.5 + .2 tip = Great Value
I'd take any comments from mp providers with a grain of salt, but when I've asked, "How's business?" the recent answer has always been "slow."
So why are there a number of new places opening? There must be some level of demand for these services, even with the slow economy.
Maybe some kind of advertising other than CL would help. Like a sign that reads "Full Service" or maybe even a small sign that reads "HJ is given."
Well said Chi Guy. You forgot one thing:
getting a massage = 0 because it's legal (wink wink)
I unknowingly tried to pay for some stamps at a down town post office a few years back. They called the secret service or some other federal LE. They questioned me and searched my brief case. You dont want to get caught passing bad bills. The feds usually dont make mistakes when they prosecute.
[QUOTE=Robert Vesco]I'd take any comments from mp providers with a grain of salt, but when I've asked, "How's business?" the recent answer has always been "slow."[/QUOTE]
Do you really want her saying, "Oh I've been giving FS all day. You want sloppy 25ths?"
Went out to Downers Grove area earlier this week. Paid. 70 for 1/2 hour with TS and Massage. Tuggi was working. She had an ok attitude. I offered. 30 for the tip as the massage was not great, I only was give a 1/2 hr which included the time in the TS. Released, but she stood in the way of the door because she thought. 30 wasn't enough. She gave me an attitude, I gave her an extra. 10 to get out of my way. You guys are pying too much in the 'burbs. No question the FS was available. In spite of the signs.
I will definitely not go back. $ for 1/2 hr. Poor massage, but at least I got HS.
Hadn't made any AMP visits in a couple months, so I thought I'd try out Rose today for a first visit. For some reason, I thought I read somewhere that it was Latina, but I must have been thinking Tropical. Anyways, stepped in, told Mama I had been there before - back in April. Paid my .65 for an hour. She offered me candy and cookies (that's a first) before sending me back (she was very nice). I didn't know who to ask for, so she just gave me Angel. I'd say she's about 5' 11 - a little too tall and thicker for my tastes (I prefer them more toned and petite). Fairly attractive. Probably a 5 or 6 on the scale. Anyways, I opt'd for the TS before the massage (they gave me an option of after). She paid special attention to the boys and the back door during the shower. Practically gave me a HJ right there which surprised me because I heard that Rose could be hit or miss on the first visit.
Massage was pretty decent. Being a bigger girl, she seemed to have some pretty good strength. While on my stomach, she even let her fingers slip down my ass crack to the boys quite a bit. On the flip, she immediately started massaging little Weed Streeter along with my stomach and legs. She asked if I had been to a spa before and I told her I usually go to Senina - to give her a hint of what I expected. Get this, she starts strokin', but then grabs my hand and tells me to do it. I asked, how much for you to do it? She replied, "no, i'm a professional" AS SHE'S SLOWLY STROKIN' IT! Anyways, I talked her into it for .40. She finished me - and told me to say that I was serviced by a "short girl" if anyone asks. Guess she doesn't mind throwing that short cutie I saw in the hallway under the bus. Whatever.
Overall, I'll go back to Rose, but I actually WANT the SHORT GIRL next time! Angel was a chatterbox. Kept trying to practice her english during the session. Kept asking too many questions. Even started spelling out words on my back during the massage..very annoying.
Anyone know the petite one's name? I think I saw someone in a recent post mention her, but no name (she was wearing a skirt or something in that post?). I'd like to request her next time.