The Rat Trap

[QUOTE=Admin2;2415965]This isn't in blue so it's personal not professional. After reading some of what passes for writing in your posts you may want to get some grade school kid to help you with the hard words.

Do you really mean to imply that it isn't the admins responsibility to enforce the forum rules? I'm assuming by using the word weather, you actually meant to say whether because you weren't talking about the sunshine but were expressing doubt regarding a choice.

Of course it's my job you fucking knucklehead, that's exactly my fucking job. Rules two and three on the forum have to do with non inflammatory posting and you went on the SW thread to tell those guys how skanky you thought their chicks were. Explain to me, if you can spell two words in a row correctly, why exactly you of all the 400,000 members should be able to do that? What the fuck is insite? Did you mean insight? If you did, and you wanted to be a dick about it, that's why this thread is here. That wasn't your intention (intention means the thing you meant to do you fucking cretin) your intention was to troll your way to a fight.

Sadly, you were so fucking stupid as to do this on an actual thread, so now I have to put you on permanent moderation which means I have to buy a fucking hillbilly dictionary to figure out what the fuck you're saying.

Hope it was worth it.

A2.[/QUOTE]Just pissed in my boxers.

Holy shit this made my day.

And to be clear I have nothing against Porkchopp. But this response was EPIC.

[QUOTE=Otwist;2418813]I knew if you got a truthful response to your bullshit theories, you would react predictably, because you are a very angry guy. You said Jenna has no reviews and clearly she has many and is a well established lady in the Orlando area for several years. Your negativity towards Jenna may have generated positve PMs, which may have created business for her. Lots of the well respected ladies that have been around a long time don't get as many reviews as some of the newer ladies, because once a monger reviews a lady, he usually does not write a review every time he sees her.

A question for the ladies: Do you really need money from a guy like Chris5 that is cheap, looks down on women and has severe anger issues (read his own words in his posts)? Seems like this guy would be more trouble than he is worth.[/QUOTE]Lmfao. Mr Otwist let me try and explain something to you dude. I have been told on several dreams by ladies that I was a true gentleman and very charming. Maybe they lied to me? I am not angry at all and if an SP is good with me then I'm good with them. However if they try me or piss me off then I speak my mind, unlike your pussy ass who seems to be trying to win approval from an SP by calling me out. You are part of the problem dude. By you being a pussy and sticking up for an SP you are showing how nice and caring and respectful you are pussy. You are an complete idiot for telling mongers not to have a backup SP when mongering. You're retarded. CASH talks mother fucker and there's plenty of women that will take my CASH.

So you go-ahead and continue to overpay for pussy fool! Now as far as PORKY AKA just jenna who your white knighting for, I call for a fucking all out boycott on this horrible SP. PORKY has a very nasty attitude and is quite honestly doesn't seem all the way there! She says she's paid to be FAT! Wow! Her attitude has no place in this hobby. Until she issues me an apology on this site for being the asshole that she is I will continue to boycott this particular sp! Boycott Just Jenna!!

[QUOTE=Sexifun;2418409]I think I just threw up in my mouth a little.[/QUOTE]Just catching up and wow. That one is a bit out of here! As they said in Midnight Cowboy. Who is that guy.

I am going to throw up all over.

This Rat Trap is out of control. I agree with a lot of points on both sides of this spectacle. But I have seen both Jenna and Savanna. Not recently and not identified with this username but I had a great time with both. And Chris5 although I may not agree with him all the time is contributing a lot to the board both with intel and entertainment.

So I understand a provider blacklisting him possibly due to some of his remarks and that's their choice. But to the other mongers on here. We live in a world that has providers of all shapes and sizes and those providers have to be fucked by men with balls. Who's going to do it? You? You, C3? You Ancientone? Chris5 and I have a greater responsibility than you could possibly fathom. You weep about the rude remarks and you curse other mongers. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know. That the horrible remarks made while tragic, probably saved mongers time and money. And Chris5 and my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves monger money and bad experiences. You don't want the truth because deep down in places you don't talk about at parties, you want me on this board, you need me on this board. We use words like CIM, BBBJ, DATY, RCG. We use these words as the backbone of a life spent fucking women. You use them as a punchline. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very pussy that I fuck and then questions the manner in which I fuck it. I would rather you just said thank you, and went on your way, Otherwise, I suggest you pick up a smart phone, and write a review. Either way, I don't give a damn what you think you are entitled to.

[QUOTE=Chris5;2418570]If I were you I would stop complaining about mongers standing you up and I would update your old ass ugly pics! That's probably why they cancel on uour ass! Sketchy hotel and shitty pics? IDIOT!!

Smh.[/QUOTE]My pics are professional taken last year this month. The two in white are my newest and taken 2 weeks ago. Personally I could care less what you say you could call with a million dollars and I wouldn't see you (oh and do your research I gave a FREE appt once to settle an issue).

[QUOTE=Sexifun;2418409]I think I just threw up in my mouth a little.[/QUOTE]What a nightmare if Chris5 & Savanna ever got together and procreated.

That would make Ted Cruz and all the tea-baggers out there instantly "Pro-Choice".

Walking Dead would be a comedy compared to raising the little angry, cheap ass, woman hating, messed up Chucky doll they would produce!

SP.

Good answer, wouldn't that be white knighting? And we know someone always has a comment on that.

[QUOTE=Otwist;2418813]I knew if you got a truthful response to your bullshit theories, you would react predictably, because you are a very angry guy. You said Jenna has no reviews and clearly she has many and is a well established lady in the Orlando area for several years. Your negativity towards Jenna may have generated positve PMs, which may have created business for her. Lots of the well respected ladies that have been around a long time don't get as many reviews as some of the newer ladies, because once a monger reviews a lady, he usually does not write a review every time he sees her.

A question for the ladies: Do you really need money from a guy like Chris5 that is cheap, looks down on women and has severe anger issues (read his own words in his posts)? Seems like this guy would be more trouble than he is worth.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=LuvInIt007;2419234]Good answer, wouldn't that be white knighting? And we know someone always has a comment on that.[/QUOTE]If you think I was white knighting I am ok with that.

[QUOTE=Chris5;2419009]Lmfao. Mr Otwist let me try and explain something to you dude. I have been told on several dreams by ladies that I was a true gentleman and very charming. Maybe they lied to me? I am not angry at all and if an SP is good with me then I'm good with them. However if they try me or piss me off then I speak my mind, unlike your pussy ass who seems to be trying to win approval from an SP by calling me out. You are part of the problem dude. By you being a pussy and sticking up for an SP you are showing how nice and caring and respectful you are pussy. You are an complete idiot for telling mongers not to have a backup SP when mongering. You're retarded. CASH talks mother fucker and there's plenty of women that will take my CASH.

So you go-ahead and continue to overpay for pussy fool! Now as far as PORKY AKA just jenna who your white knighting for, I call for a fucking all out boycott on this horrible SP. PORKY has a very nasty attitude and is quite honestly doesn't seem all the way there! She says she's paid to be FAT! Wow! Her attitude has no place in this hobby. Until she issues me an apology on this site for being the asshole that she is I will continue to boycott this particular sp! Boycott Just Jenna!![/QUOTE]Maybe Admin will re-open my original Jenna Divyne handle. LMAO. Boycott Just Jenna? You'd have a fun time with that considering the numerous gentlemen who purchase cam shows and video content featuring Yours Truly! This guy sounds like a bargain basement pimp who's pissed off because his bottom refused to break herself. Get a life. I don't owe you shit, not an apology or an explanation. The 17 reviews I have on NonameR, the ones on the other site, as well as years of positive reviews scattered throughout this site, so you sir, are the one in need of an attitude adjustment. For the past 4 days, I've received PM's and phone calls of support and now you're madder than ever. Why not walk away with your tail between your legs like mommy taught you and go back to contributing something of merit to the site. Any other action makes you another troll. We love feeding trolls around here.

[QUOTE=BishopBlackHat;2418709]The new torrid love affair between Swaggs and Chris5 is the dumbest shit I have ever read in my life. Can you two assholes just get a damn room and stay the hell off the forum? No one reads your shit, your credibility went out the window a long time ago. You are perfect duo tweedle dee and tweedle dumb.

Just days ago Chris didn't like OLD SPs but now pays homage to the dustiest ancient artifact on the shelf, Swaggs. Her poontang should be in the Smithsonian as a historical piece. Chris you contradict yourself constantly, no one believes a word you say.

Swaggs, it was so peaceful without you yapping on here. I felt you might have even had a few dicks in your mouth instead of the pipe since you had shut up. Guess I was wrong.

Take this shit somewhere else.

Leave Jenna alone. That girl is a legend!! You ain't seen them videos? She got them skills that will pay the bills for years! And brain. Something you two would have no clue about.

Checkmate.

BBH.[/QUOTE]Thanks love. Those who know me, know me well. Those who don't wish they did!

[QUOTE=BishopBlackHat;2418709]The new torrid love affair between Swaggs and Chris5 is the dumbest shit I have ever read in my life. Can you two assholes just get a damn room and stay the hell off the forum? No one reads your shit, your credibility went out the window a long time ago. You are perfect duo tweedle dee and tweedle dumb.

Just days ago Chris didn't like OLD SPs but now pays homage to the dustiest ancient artifact on the shelf, Swaggs. Her poontang should be in the Smithsonian as a historical piece. Chris you contradict yourself constantly, no one believes a word you say.

Swaggs, it was so peaceful without you yapping on here. I felt you might have even had a few dicks in your mouth instead of the pipe since you had shut up. Guess I was wrong.

Take this shit somewhere else.

Leave Jenna alone. That girl is a legend!! You ain't seen them videos? She got them skills that will pay the bills for years! And brain. Something you two would have no clue about.

Checkmate.

BBH.[/QUOTE]Dude who the hell do you think you are? You don't come on here insulting my sweetie Savannah like that you mother fucker! You said some horrible things that I will pretend I just didn't hear you bastard! This post is personal towards your ass motherfucker and out of respect to A2 and my desire to stay on this fucking board I will not say what I truly want to say to you! Please don't disrespect Savannah in such a horrible way. You need to get a life or go find some pussy asshole. I am furious right now about your post! You don't have to like me but keep Savannah name out your filthy mouth!