Then maybe wrong ladies LOL
[QUOTE=Retire;6606144]My report wasn't fake and it wasn't even much in the way of anything new as a review. I was just reflecting on how two of us could receive essentially the same service, but feel differently about the experience. There are two sides to YMMV, I guess. Sometimes we get different services. Sometimes we are looking for different things. I agree that it makes sense to evaluate reviewers as well as reviews. I try to find reviewers who seem to be looking for the same kind of experience that I prefer and give particular credence to their reviews, for me. I haven't reviewed much on this board and I'm just "regular," but I'm real and probably more "senior" in age than 90 percent. Anyway, be kind and stay careful out there.[/QUOTE]She wasn't at mgm the day you said she saw your review.
Dillon! You Son of a Bish!
Reunions are a phenomena that tend to run either hot or cold. When it's a good one, boy is it a good one. Two brief moments stick out to me. One was randomly bumping into one of my long lost truant brahs at a camera retailer when I came home from college. The clap from our brah shake reverberated loudly enough to make Carl Weathers and Arnie proud. He also provided enough "discounted" equipment for me to shoot a sequel to Oppenheimer but I used it instead for extracurricular college activities. There was also the reunion between myself and a girl I had a crush on in elementary school. We jointly produced reverberating claps as well. These however were not made during our welcome handshake if you know what I'm saying. Anyway, on the flip side, when reunions are bad, there's a rich, palpable "yuck, it's *insert name here*" that fills the depths of your stomach. They stink, and unfortunately I'm drawing this parallel because my Sunday was the scene of an AMP reunion of the latter variety.
[QUOTE=FourNick8;6597218]Dying to return after my first visit with Amy and reports of a F cup Chinese KK.
PROS: big tits.
[/QUOTE]I think we all knew what was going to happen after Nick Brah posted that. Even though brahs said she sucked, I decided to go take a look at the teddies. I hopped in the car and drove to Fairfax so fast I nearly broke the spacetime continuum. After climbing the stairs and ringing the bell I am greeted by "KK". I'm looking down and see a pair of big teds when the door opens and before I can look up to see the face I hear "Oh! Hello handsome!" and realize that "new girl, KK" recognizes me and is actually KiKi, a woman many of us remember from 8303. Suddenly all of these new reports on her started ringing in my head in a deep, distorted, instant replay tone. "She pulled one teddy out. " "Misshapen body" "Rushed the flip". "KK" "KiKi". It all added up. I've typed those same things here, yet didn't piece together the puzzle. Although she has brahs here who really enjoy her, KiKi is a chick who I actively avoided. That's even despite her wonderful teds. If it weren't for the impoverished nature of her flips, she'd be a lock for the HOF. But the sad reality is that there are about 6 or so times I haven't popped during an AMP visit and KiKi is now responsible for 4 of them.
I didn't drive all the way to Fairfax for nothing so I go through with my appointment. KiKi actually gives a good massage and I enjoyed this one. On the flip she asks if I want her to blow me. I do not. I also don't want to deal with the single ted dance so I ask for a ted banging figuring there's no way she'll attempt this feat with a uni-ted. She agrees to do it for 150. I immediately break eye contact and focus on the door, convinced Dax Shepherd, Ashton Kutcher and a camera crew are bursting in at any minute to tell me I've been Punk'd. When the practical jokers don't materialize I realize KiKi is being serious. Since she shot for the stars, I do the same, counter with 60 and we play Sotheby's ping pong until we agree upon 90 and a ted glazing. It's off to the races.
KiKi flips her shirt over her head and pops the teddies out. I take a moment to gently fondle them and they are still wonderful. She gives a "one second" gesture in my general direction and then goes to the supply table to prepare. A Fun Frank Fact is that every other Friday while showering in the gym before work, I take my Lawnmower 47.0 or whatever the hell it's called, and give my unit a fresh to death skin taper. In the event I engage in some fun with AMP ladies and / or bar strumpets, I like for my piece to be a smooth, majestic, freshly fried churro-esque golden brown, cylindrical, party pole of ecstasy. Did I just over share for a laugh? 12% of me did. The other 88% of me shared it to explain why KiKi turning around from the supply table and spraying my crotch down with pure rubbing alcohol was a mistake. I feel like I'm Count Dracula and the bottle contained holy water or liquified 9 AM in July.
While I'm silently writhing in agony, KiKi returns to the table side. While I was trying to get over the fact that my piece and orbs felt like acid was flung onto them, I failed to notice that KiKi produced a sandwich bag and poured lube inside of it. She proceeds to put the bag between her teds, she stuffs my Johnson into it and proceeds to give me the worst ted bang ever. I am shocked into silence. She proceeds to chant "coom for me coom for me baby baby coom, coom for me coom for me baby baby coom". Full NPC mode. It was about as hot as standing on top of an igloo in your underwear while eating a popsicle. I asked her what she was doing and convinced her to remove the literal bag by telling her it was hurting me. My boner dropping probably helped in convincing her. She repeatedly ted bangs me for about <10 strokes then complains about being tired. I remind her 3 or 4 times that our deal was for a ted bang before she repeats. After the 4th reminder she resigned to her hand.
There are a number of colloquialisms for male hand release. Beat, jerk, tug, jack, etc. The vast majority of men wouldn't like for their hand release to actually be performed in that fashion though. This however is KiKi's modus operandi. I try to lock in and subconsciously remove one of my hands from a ted and grab her ass. In response she drops her pants and undies. For the brahs who mentioned her not getting naked, I assure you that you're not missing anything. Despite the great teddies, she's very much built like naked Hank Hill in the doctors office meme. After violently tugging Junior for a while, heeding then immediately abandoning direction provided, she once again announced that she was tired and took a break. I decided we could call it quits and ended it.
KiKi hot towels me off, I get dressed and pull out 8. She thanks me and reaches out for a hug and asks me to come back. I don't reach into my pocket to peal off a Lin Manuel Miranda to complete our agreed upon tip. Her farewell and my lack of finish helps my conscious to be easy with this decision. So there you have it. Brahs familiar with KiKi, you now know where to find or avoid her. Brahs who are unfamiliar, if above average massages, great teddies, and lackluster sploosh encouragement sound good to you and you can pop in less than 5 minutes, go check her out. I won't be seeing her until our next chance reunion.
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P.S. - that's definitely her in the topless pic.
Frankie.
Newbee's are just not trusted if post off the wall
[QUOTE=PuntaJaco43;6606571]I want to share with you my experience on my very first post, maybe this will help:
After reading the Forum for two weeks I decided I was ready to comment on someone else's review. I did and then I asked a question and formulated an assumption. I was excited to participate. Well, after a few hours someone picked up my post and wrote a response, but this was not any ordinary senior member; this guy had some 500 posts to his name. I was beside myself thinking that I had made a great impression on this gent. Well with a few short sentences Mr. Serpico, (he is really a pussy cat) proceeded to dismember my comment and he threw it back at me.
[/QUOTE]I remember my second post here. It was right at the start of COVID and I posted about 4 places, in the previous year, where I got BBFSCIP on the first visit. These were later verified by others mongers but at the time some mongers actually called me a lier of the board. I almost gave up then but I knew I was right and stuck with it.
I encourage everyone to post but also to stand behind what you post.
Some recent posts by newbs with under 5 to their credit read like they are only made to inflate some providers (Grace) and others are blatant attempts to destroy providers (BiBi). My advice is post often but stand behind what you post.