Massage Parlor Reports

Tara, Nikki, and Apple. Which locations are they?

[QUOTE=FrankDigitola;6583542]At some point in our existence as a species, some schmuck who fancies himself a philosopher came up with the phrase "The customer is always right". This was an absolutely devastating development in humankind's history as many of our directionless sheep bought into this idea and began behaving as such. As you and I both know though, the customer oftentimes is incorrect. In many cases, the aforementioned customer is also a steamy pile of jackal manure.

A group of pals and I made our way to Sweet Water Tavern for drinks and a delicious dinner last night. This restaurant was a frequent destination of ours pre-pandemic and I would often go to 8303 to attain the full belly, empty testicles euphoria that we all know and love. Since I haven't been there in so long I decide to pay a visit. The door opens and when I look behind it there's a Chinese, late 40's something named Mimi, with absolutely jumbo teddies spilling out of her dress. I recreate the Tiger Woods putt celebration meme in my head but not physically because I'm not a tool. I'm led to the room, pay the house fee and then hit the table. Mimi comes into the room and begins to give me a pretty good massage. After about 10 minutes though, there's a chime at the door. Another patron has arrived and the visit takes a turn for the worse.

The other masseuse working, Lisa, was apparently tied up and Mimi left out to answer the door. I hear another door open and close before the front door, followed by Chinese chatter. Said patron, who I have not referred to as "brah", because he could never be my brah as he is a self absorbed pickle jar full of rat piss, ends up seeing both women because of this kerfuffle. Mimi sends him off to the room with Lisa then returns to the room with me. We begin to hear the other dude raise his voice, going full Karen. I hear "No. I want you out of here. I want the other girl. " amongst other pretentious ramblings. Mimi leaves out to investigate and all I hear is his incessant "No, no, no" followed by a defeated "okay sir".

Lisa comes into the room in Mimi's stead. Her torso is flatter than my high school math teacher's tires the year he failed some of the brahs from the football team. She is however much cuter and younger looking. She apologizes and says she's going to finish. I tell her that everything is cool and that she is very beautiful. I'm both being nice and exaggerating. She proceeds to give me a pretty good massage. We flirt a lot and she laughs at my jokes. I'm having a nice time considering what went down.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Skooby;6594779]I know KK or KayKay is probably well reviewed on here but it's hard to find because you can't search for less than 3 letters.

So how is her actual Thai massage skills?

Does she normally have a pedicure. Might be a weird question but it's important to me.

Thanks.[/QUOTE]Kk massage skills are the best you will find she is certified and has done it a long time.

[QUOTE=RickNva;6594400]Are these the names for providers or locations? In either case, more information about where to find or avoid them would be helpful.[/QUOTE]These places are all south of Richmon.

Hi! Posted in the DC forum, but that appears to be dead. Coming out to DC soon and am in desperate need for a massage. I'll be in the Georgetown area so can easily get to Arlington too. Looking for a place with young masseuses.

Additionally, if anyone knows some euro agencies in the area, please let me know. Happy to share information about Chicago for anyone traveling there.

[QUOTE=CornCobMaker;6595189]Hi! Posted in the DC forum, but that appears to be dead. Coming out to DC soon and am in desperate need for a massage. I'll be in the Georgetown area so can easily get to Arlington too. Looking for a place with young masseuses.

Additionally, if anyone knows some euro agencies in the area, please let me know. Happy to share information about Chicago for anyone traveling there.[/QUOTE]There are no young masseuses in DC and VA. If you want action from young providers in VA, follow the Agency thread. If you want a great massage with extras, read this thread. Choose what you want.

DC is mostly legit massages and independents. For Independents, go to Trsyt, but you are then on thin ice as many are scammers.

There is a younger scene in MD, I don't know it well, but it's here and not that close to Georgetown. So pick your poison and ask again.

Can try Angela. She is cute and young and in the Georgetown area.

[URL]https://www.duttslist.com/details-Bombshell-Asian-Angela-o----Mutual-o----Private-Discreet-Incall[/URL]

[QUOTE=CornCobMaker;6595189]Hi! Posted in the DC forum, but that appears to be dead. Coming out to DC soon and am in desperate need for a massage. I'll be in the Georgetown area so can easily get to Arlington too. Looking for a place with young masseuses.

Additionally, if anyone knows some euro agencies in the area, please let me know. Happy to share information about Chicago for anyone traveling there.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Drodgers11;6586342]Went to Crystal Water massage in crystal city for an honest massage (sore AF from a work conference and travel this week), massage was good but surprisingly tons of teasing. She knew what she was doing and kept doing it. Did HH then added extra HH when she kind of implied it'd be focused on lower body and it was. Even on flip lots of teasing right around with the sheet there and kind of just moving it around. Stretching too. That was awesome. But then no extras at the end when I asked (wasn't fully enclosed private rooms so not surprised).

Does anyone know of other places that are like that but do offer HE if you beg? Weirdly this is my favorite type of massage. Ones where it's less "Obviously" a sex operation and more discreet teasing. The teasing is almost better than the HE for me.

I seek: A place that is mostly legit but offers HE only after tons of teasing and if they do Thai stretching that would be awesome. One of the best ways to tease.[/QUOTE]Agree with you on this. Oaks Massage on Columbia Pike did a good job of this for me. Good hour massage, some teasing with a sheet, then I asked for an extra HH and got a HJ. Subsequent visits a little quicker to the event, but on the initial I got lots of teasing buildup. Oasis in Annandale I've gotten teasing, but never a HJ. I had one provider there suggest DIY while she massaged everything but the shaft.

Did you get any other responses or find any other places? Particularly curious about Thai stretching if you found that with teasing and a HJ (or more!

[QUOTE=Iohannes1971;6576854]I have not been out to get a massage in a while. I felt like I played it out. I checked the board to see what was going on and the reports of Aqua caught my eye. I figured I would go in for one more. Well, I may be back in the business. I had a really great time. It was the most enjoyable experience I have had, maybe ever. The place is amazing. It is, by far, the nicest spa in the area. It is so very well done.

I was met by Julie. I had a shower before going so I skipped the steam and shower at the beginning. I decided on an hour because I thought Julie was good looking. I need to caveat up front that I like older ladies, and especially with meat on their bones. Julie was wearing a schoolgirl outfit today.

The massage was good. It was not great but really good. She did longer strokes, which I like. Through the normal routine of letting her know I was interested in some more, the panties came down. We settled on 1. 2 for DATY, 69, and camel slide. She does have a little belly but I don't mind it at all. She was great. I enjoyed it a lot. I ended with the steam and shower. I feel great after.

Now, as for other ladies, there are two every day. Julie said Saturday is two Thai ladies. My schedule does not allow a Saturday visit so someone else will have to report back on that.

I did see another lady today that is fat. There is no other way to put it. She had short hair and was fat. I didn't get her name. Julie said to ask for Sarah next time. Sarah, by Julie's description is a tall, young Korean girl. I didn't get her age or her schedule.

Again, the place is fantastic. I spent 2 total and considered tipping more because of the atmosphere, the amenities, and the service. I highly recommend checking it out.[/QUOTE]Don't know VA so well but I'm interested to try Aqua. Do you know what happened to world spa with all the different spots environs.

Thanks in advance. DC.

[QUOTE=FourNick8;6587869]Was ACS shopping this morning and came across an ad on Bedpage for a new AMP in Fairfax. I ended up calling up a bunch of new to me ACSs in Springfield and they all ended up being in the Motel6 so I popped in and out of at least three rooms until I settled on Tina and provided her with a cream sauce lunch.

Getting back into my truck I remembered the AMP ad and headed over to Main Street even though Jr was happy and content. Arrived and discovered it is right next door to Eastern Spa (a place I haven't visited since tattooed BBFS and BBBJCIM Sophia left). So I go up the stairs at the next building to find a door just marked with the three letters S P A. The door flies open and I was met by a 30 something petite Taiwan girl with no tits and a big round ass. She pulled me in and gave me a LFK and grabbed Jr while I grabbed some ass before we even said hi.

In the room I gave her 50 for. HHr and laid face up while she was still in the room. She asked if I wanted a back massage and I said no so she started on Jr while I grabbed some ass. The dress came off without a word of encouragement and she massaged in just her bra and panties before she asked me if I wanted Boon Boom. Yes was the response from me and she said 140 and I countered 120 (my personal limit). She ran out for a hat and returned for a fairly long BBBJ before putting it on..[/QUOTE]After reading the review I thought about stopping by. Then I saw their ad promising s new girl with 38 F and had to see what that was all about.

Made my way over and rang the bell. The door opened and a short girl approximately matching Nick's description opened the door and grabbed my hand. Standing next to her and holding her other hand was KK (not to be confused with our favorite Thai friend).

KK has a very cute face and plain body with obviously large breasts. She took over and escorted me to the room. I asked for a shower and she guided me to the standup shower in the kitchen. She waited patiently outside while I cleaned up, then thoroughly dried me off.

We went back to the room and she took the towel, inviting me to lie face down. She covered me with a towel and proceeded to rub my back and butt fairly thoroughly. Once the towel was gone she applied oil and started with my lower body. Much of her focus was on my butt and inner thigh with lots of contact. No pretense that it was accidental. She would run my thigh, cup my balls, and move on. Then rub my thigh, stroke my hardening cock, and move on.

After she finished a good 10 minutes on my lower body she stepped out for a hot towel and wiped me down. Then started the traditional soft touch before inviting me to turn over. She asked if it was okay to massage "him. " Of course I said it was okay. I immediately went for the teddies and she offered to take off her shirt. I agreed that was a good idea. Unfortunately she bent down to whisper "how much you pay?" I offered 40, she countered 70, we settled on 60. She then lifted her shirt and pulled up the left side of her bra. It may or may not be half of a 38 F pair, but it was impressive with a perfect nipple. I caressed and nursed, then pulled up the other side of her bra to expose a perfectly matched pair. She allowed some extensive nursing. Didn't get to Ted bang her, but did manage to sheet a sizable load all over her tits. Almost as good. And a great sight to see.

She then cleaned me off with another hot towel and allowed another shower. This time, when she dried me off she gave Junior a little kiss. So I guess that means more is on the menu. (I didn't ask for more. As cute as I found her face to be, I wasn't that turned on by her).

I dressed, paid the agreed-upon tip and left.

I may go back to see the shorter girl.

I have some business in Manassas this week and hoping to explore while there. So looking for options or opinions on where to go and avoid for mediocre to good massage with fun extras. FS NOT required.

I was looking at Golden / Green Rose but ROTF didn't show anything more recent than July '23. Comments of anything more current?

Are there any Latina MPs or Latina indies in Manassas that is worth the visit without taking out a second mortgage?

Thanks in advance. PM if you prefer.

[QUOTE=DCRaider;6595544]Don't know VA so well but I'm interested to try Aqua. Thanks in advance. DC.[/QUOTE][URL]https://nova.bedpage.com/Bodyrubs/7039391058-alexandria/23047370.html[/URL]

[URL]https://nova.bedpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/main-st-2-fl-103-fairfax/23067440.html[/URL]

I'm very curious about her. Please provide any useful info.

Is that first pic her?

Hey,

Love reading the forum and always find the advice helpful!

Going to be in town for a couple of days (near Farifax) and was wondering if there were any good providers out there for nuru with a bare option as well?

Any pointers or advice is welcomed!

[QUOTE=DanteDk07;6595913][URL]https://nova.bedpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/main-st-2-fl-103-fairfax/23067440.html[/URL]

I'm very curious about her. Please provide any useful info.

Is that first pic her?[/QUOTE]Actually, this is not eastern spa. It's a different spa in the first building in that same complex. The first pic might just be her.

For more, read my review. I posted it about half an hour ago.

I've been to the palace twice now and tasted sweet honey! Both sessions were fit for a king! Honey is a bit older but in amazing shape with DD man mades that are perfect! Both FS sessions started with DFK, moved to DATY and then 69 with BBBJ before cover. First session showered after and had a full shower treatment head to toe with her on the table with me. Second session was shower before and again her on the table. I would guess she's in her 50's still but honey knows how to please her king. Will definitely repeat. No massage at all in the second session but I didn't go in for that anyway. $.6 for entry and $1.4 for feast. Enjoy. Will definitely repeat.