Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=PriscillaM;5391802]For the record, and not that I care, but did the place in Venice (above the tattoo parlor) offer true nuru. Or just hand jobs from girls on very potent marijuana?

In that same vein, is Zen suites still a whale show with only fat nubians? I see their instagram and comments are prohibited.[/QUOTE]Nuruvibes now means Skin & Body in Torrance. The Venice place was more like topless HJ and extra pay wall for getting access to panties, but no FS.

Zen Suites on the other hand, now provides true therapeutic-zen-energy field. The big doorbuster is still there, but occasionally she had her skinny sister at the reception which is a nice change.

No nudity at all, therapists dressed in a berka. You're supposed to lie down with genital and buttocks covered and don't think anyone will join you in the jaccuzi.

[QUOTE=PriscillaM;5391795]Her pics are constant but in Chicago and with a Dallas area code. No way she looks like that. I would avoid.[/QUOTE]I hate that they do this. Then they wonder why we have trust issues. LOL.

[QUOTE=MistRum;5390076]Now that the place in Venice is no more, what are the options for Nuru on the west side?[/QUOTE]I'm looking for the same. The one in the valley that advertises it is not actually nuru.

So I roll in and demand some quality time with Angela. The dragon mamasan lets me in to room 1, which is the former break room and has the temperature of Dubai in August. I was like, I need a darker room. Mamasan says Angela will move you soon.

After lie 5 min, Angela takes me to the dark room with the bars on the ceiling to walk on my back.

She says for me to wait 10 minutes so she can knock the shit out of some other monger.

She comes back in. And then some fucko asked for her by name. Take a wild guess where she got Angela's name. The mamason said come back later Angela has broken the single day jack off record in the 90024 and the local union wants to have a mixer to celebrate.

Angela comes in and the mood is ruined by the asshole monger in the next jack off pod saying "how old do you think I am" and then the girl says 17-18 - I was like of fuck, half of uni high is going to be here.

Angela proceeded to get fresh with my asshole and after 20 minutes of directed dick work I added a deposit to the cumdump.

The other girls were Tracy (this one might have dyed hair), Maggie. Who I saw without a mask finally, not bad, Vanessa, I think she has fakies, and Yuki, who must be the mamasan.

[QUOTE=PoorAndWeird;5394015]Thanks to grimmy for the reference. $. 4 total.

Middle aged Chinese provider. I wanted to but did not get get a BBBJ. Only cbbj so YMMV.

She allowed roaming abd sucked nipples and balls.

Nice place for the rate.

Lakewood Blvd. , Corner of Lakewood and Gardendale.[/QUOTE]I'd recommend Downey Therapy over this place. I went to this place once and hit pay dirt- BBBJ + CIM from a young Chinese hottie, but all reports I've heard since then indicate I was extremely lucky so I haven't gone back.

Downey Therapy has been around a good 25 years. It's on Paramount between Firestone and Imperial in the Hampshire Square strip mall. You can google it. Kind of an unassuming, low traffic place but always reliable and I've never had to haggle over tips there. Usually it's your typical AMP with 40 ish Korean providers, but there are some surprises there. Last time I ended up with a slim Latina in her early 20's who without asking or any word about tips got completely naked, climbed on and rode the shit out of me. I wasn't expecting FS that visit so only had $ on me, but I handed it to her and she didn't even count it. When I actually lived in Downey it was my go to place. Now It's 30 minutes out of my way so I don't make it up that often.

Almost always, I go to these places just looking for HJ or BJ. If a girl asks what I want I usually negotiate for BJ and settle for HJ if I have to. But I’ve found in my many trips to DT they usually just do what they’re gonna do without asking, and they’ve never made a big deal about tips. Like I said, I don’t go looking for FS, but not too many of us are going to kick a provider off if she just climbs on and mounts you. As with all AMPs, YMMV and I’ve had providers ranging from early 20s and cute to late 40s and meh, but I’ve never come away disappointed.

Does anyone have any recommendations for Thai massage places?

[QUOTE=ValleyMonger;5396590]I'm looking for the same. The one in the valley that advertises it is not actually nuru.[/QUOTE]The house in Northridge has a mattress that is colder than a well digger's ass, but I think they may even have nuru gel available. I do not get the fascination, but hey, I enjoy about 25 mm of finger up my ass from time to time.

[QUOTE=Laxus4848;5397179]Does anyone have any recommendations for Thai massage places?[/QUOTE]Most of the Thai places are legit. Some are legit but have an occasional provider who will bend the rules because she needs the extra tip money. But it's tricky because if you misread the signs and make the wrong move at the wrong place or with the wrong provider you're going to make a horse's ass of yourself and create a scene real quick. The majority of them don't have much privacy. Just curtained off spaces with another guest right on the other side of the curtain.

Joy Thai Massage at least used to offer extras. You had to make sure to ask for the "oil massage" and that seemed to be their sign that you wanted a happy ending. I haven't been there in over 10 years but it's still there and running, so I assume it hasn't changed much. Even there, YMMV. It was never more than HJ, and it was from a provider who may or may not be decent looking, and you may be able to get her top off if you're lucky, or possibly just roam over the clothes.

What's the donation for Mary at Chen's?

[QUOTE=Grimmy23;5397745]Most of the Thai places are legit. Some are legit but have an occasional provider who will bend the rules because she needs the extra tip money. But it's tricky because if you misread the signs and make the wrong move at the wrong place or with the wrong provider you're going to make a horse's ass of yourself and create a scene real quick. The majority of them don't have much privacy. Just curtained off spaces with another guest right on the other side of the curtain.

Joy Thai Massage at least used to offer extras. You had to make sure to ask for the "oil massage" and that seemed to be their sign that you wanted a happy ending. I haven't been there in over 10 years but it's still there and running, so I assume it hasn't changed much. Even there, YMMV. It was never more than HJ, and it was from a provider who may or may not be decent looking, and you may be able to get her top off if you're lucky, or possibly just roam over the clothes.[/QUOTE]Not really. Plenty of Thai places in LA and the SFV offer a HJ and even more once the provider knows you. I don't want to mention names here for the obvious reasons but fun is widely available at many Thai places including Joy's empire of massage joints.

[URL]https://harlothub.com/united-states/california/los-angeles/massage/626-342-0887-2706778.html[/URL]

Sorry, I won't be able to TOFTM.

[QUOTE=Laxus4848;5397804]What's the donation for Mary at Chen's?[/QUOTE]I think it is more of a range.

Entry is probably 50.

Handjob 40.

Blow job covered 60.

Blowjob bare 80.

FS covered 100.

FS bare 120.

Anal bare 140.

Anal bare 160.

[QUOTE=Laxus4848;5397804]What's the donation for Mary at Chen's?[/QUOTE]40 to enter. Then $ (may be less if you haggle) to enter her every which way.

Hope you enjoy your stay at LA's most visited attraction.

[QUOTE=VisitUSA;5398076][URL]https://harlothub.com/united-states/california/los-angeles/massage/626-342-0887-2706778.html[/URL]

Sorry, I won't be able to TOFTM.[/QUOTE]Several things that aren't true there, not always BBBJ, got it once. $99 is completely wrong, it's 35 for hh and then usually 200 or similar for FS. They sometimes advertise BBFS as well, which you won't get. It's a massage place on Sepulveda and Playa St in Fox Hills.

[QUOTE=Laxus4848;5397804]What's the donation for Mary at Chen's?[/QUOTE]Usually just pay the entry 40-60.

And then I pay $ for everything else. Usually starts with a nice rim with me and then whatever I want no questions asked.

[QUOTE=Pahittare;5398403]Several things that aren't true there, not always BBBJ, got it once. $99 is completely wrong, it's 35 for hh and then usually 200 or similar for FS. They sometimes advertise BBFS as well, which you won't get. It's a massage place on Sepulveda and Playa St in Fox Hills.[/QUOTE]I thought this was the happy feet place across from the shakey's and the big lots. The pictures are fake. No shit kamala. And the prices are out of wack. The minimum ask is 160 for FS and they get it too. If Eva is there, fine. Otherwise, it is near granny time.

[QUOTE=Jlh03;5398835]Usually just pay the entry 40-60.

And then I pay $ for everything else. Usually starts with a nice rim with me and then whatever I want no questions asked.[/QUOTE]Is the anal with her worth it LOL.

[QUOTE=LngTimeMongr;5399423]Is the anal with her worth it LOL.[/QUOTE]In my previous posts, I wrote that I have never unloaded inside her backdoor. I am training myself to keep the junior hard for long enough to do her through the backdoor. I don't know if it's worth it. I want to learn by experience with Mary (aka Jenny) before shelling out benjamins with other expensive providers. The upcharge for backdoor entry is ungodly.

There is a review on rubmaps that in part says "I caught a whiff of an ungodly smell. Looked down, and Jimmy was lathered in shit, thankfully the rubber held. I lost my erection there, but Jenny was not having it, she quickly cleaned up our little mess and came back to suck me off. My load went down her throat. " This is a small part of a long review and therefore falls under the fair use doctrine of copyright law.

[QUOTE=Estrange;5399598]In my previous posts, I wrote that I have never unloaded inside her backdoor. I am training myself to keep the junior hard for long enough to do her through the backdoor. I don't know if it's worth it. I want to learn by experience with Mary (aka Jenny) before shelling out benjamins with other expensive providers. The upcharge for backdoor entry is ungodly.

There is a review on rubmaps that in part says "I caught a whiff of an ungodly smell. Looked down, and Jimmy was lathered in shit, thankfully the rubber held. I lost my erection there, but Jenny was not having it, she quickly cleaned up our little mess and came back to suck me off. My load went down her throat. " This is a small part of a long review and therefore falls under the fair use doctrine of copyright law.[/QUOTE]That review is classic and has been referenced here before but "redacted" in big tech fashion by the arbiter.

I will tell you that you always remember your first anal, even more than your first BJ or Vaginal penetration, so given the colorful nature of the review, you might want to look elsewhere. Otherwise, Hershey is not just a city in Pennsylvania.

I made my virgin voyage to Goldfinger bc of you last Friday (I think). Asked for Kiki after re-reading your official manual of who, how and why to all things GoldF's. I made sure I was not taken to the first stall, asked for Kiki, waited a while, she finally came in. She wanted to do a whole proper massage first, but I never let go of her thigh (and ass when I was in reach. It's funny how I am so willing to fuck up my neck during a massage). Finally the flip, where we negotiated. I said you go and she said no, you go. I said 80. She said more. I said 100 she said ok. She got out of her clothes and let me suck her nice tits and 'play' w her pussy. I had Priscilla in my head (the big one mind you) bc I was fully expecting to finger blast this person, but she wasn't having it (not at 100), so I said 120. She said more. By that point, I'd had enough and said let's just finish up. She got out the oil and did a great squeeze. I think I hit above my belly button, almost to my chest. At my age, you call that a victory.

All in for 140.

Up next, this Angela I've been heating about. I wouldn't mind the pissed off mamasan either. Big tits.

[QUOTE=PriscillaM;5396685]So I roll in and demand some quality time with Angela. The dragon mamasan lets me in to room 1, which is the former break room and has the temperature of Dubai in August. I was like, I need a darker room. Mamasan says Angela will move you soon.

After lie 5 min, Angela takes me to the dark room with the bars on the ceiling to walk on my back.

She says for me to wait 10 minutes so she can knock the shit out of some other monger.

She comes back in. And then some fucko asked for her by name. Take a wild guess where she got Angela's name. The mamason said come back later Angela has broken the single day jack off record in the 90024 and the local union wants to have a mixer to celebrate.

Angela comes in and the mood is ruined by the asshole monger in the next jack off pod saying "how old do you think I am" and then the girl says 17-18 - I was like of fuck, half of uni high is going to be here.

Angela proceeded to get fresh with my asshole and after 20 minutes of directed dick work I added a deposit to the cumdump.

The other girls were Tracy (this one might have dyed hair), Maggie. Who I saw without a mask finally, not bad, Vanessa, I think she has fakies, and Yuki, who must be the mamasan.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=PriscillaM;5399752]That review is classic and has been referenced here before but "redacted" in big tech fashion by the arbiter.

I will tell you that you always remember your first anal, even more than your first BJ or Vaginal penetration, so given the colorful nature of the review, you might want to look elsewhere. Otherwise, Hershey is not just a city in Pennsylvania.[/QUOTE]Anal is on my bucket list. I've never really been lucky enough to have the opportunity, but jeezus, after reading this review I definitely don't think I'll be seeing Mary for my first. LOL. I've gotten my finger knuckle deep up a couple girls' bung holes but they wanted an astronomical amount of money to put junior in. Clean is a must for me though. If it came out coated in shit I'd probably toss my cookies on the spot and have nightmares for weeks. LOL.

I used to travel to Japan a lot on business. Funny thing about Japan is prostitution is illegal, but it's only prostitution if there's actual P in V penetration. So there's these places that offer everything except P in V, and that includes P in A. I made arrangements for anal a couple times but the thing is a lot of the girls over there won't let white guys do it, or they'll quote a huge "foreigner fee" upgrade for white guys. So even there I haven't been lucky enough to make it happen.

If anyone knows a provider who allows rear entry, is clean, and doesn't require that you bring your mortgage banker with you, let me know.

[QUOTE=LngTimeMongr;5399423]Is the anal with her worth it LOL.[/QUOTE]First time yeah but it's a popular attraction so you can guess how wide it is by now. But everything is bare so if you want that experience you are not finding a better price.

[QUOTE=LordByron222;5399826]I made my virgin voyage to Goldfinger bc of you last Friday (I think). Asked for Kiki after re-reading your official manual of who, how and why to all things GoldF's. I made sure I was not taken to the first stall, asked for Kiki, waited a while, she finally came in. She wanted to do a whole proper massage first, but I never let go of her thigh (and ass when I was in reach. It's funny how I am so willing to fuck up my neck during a massage). Finally the flip, where we negotiated. I said you go and she said no, you go. I said 80. She said more. I said 100 she said ok. She got out of her clothes and let me suck her nice tits and 'play' w her pussy. I had Priscilla in my head (the big one mind you) bc I was fully expecting to finger blast this person, but she wasn't having it (not at 100), so I said 120. She said more. By that point, I'd had enough and said let's just finish up. She got out the oil and did a great squeeze. I think I hit above my belly button, almost to my chest. At my age, you call that a victory.

All in for 140.

Up next, this Angela I've been heating about. I wouldn't mind the pissed off mamasan either. Big tits.[/QUOTE]I apologize if my writing about Kiki was a bit overblown. My writing is usually very precise and not given to hyperbole.

If I stated that I fingered Kiki, I meant that I lightly diddled her, I certainly did not even get to the first knuckle. But then again, I am only a fan of pussy for one thing. Flat doggie with extreme down angle.

As for pricing and haggling. It is now 100 for the goldfinger action. You get under the clothes you should get a whiff of snatch, and you will get the full time. I would tell you lord byron, due to your being an alta kacker, you should opt for the hour. They seem to idolize me there because I go for the full hour and I tip 100 with no haggling. Yes, I know if you said that in 2021 we would be paying 150 for a hand job in a shoebox on westwood boulevard from a girl with an age somewhere between 20-55, I would have told you that you were on ketamines.

But as they say, hate the hand job and not the handjobber. Everything is up in price, even chipotle (that place's hygiene is really horrid) just raised their prices. How much do beans and rice really cost?

Angela is a bit less hospitable than Kiki. Angela wears a skam and she does not drop trou. Her work is ok, but if you like a finger up your ass, she is johnny on the spot.

[QUOTE=PlutoKiller;5397944]Not really. Plenty of Thai places in LA and the SFV offer a HJ and even more once the provider knows you. I don't want to mention names here for the obvious reasons but fun is widely available at many Thai places including Joy's empire of massage joints.[/QUOTE](plenty of thai places that do more just have to do your research and pay the rate.

So I was on Sherman Way near the 210 and went into an Armenian market and noticed a few gorgeous Armenian women with beautiful curves. Then I started to wonder, does anyone know of an Armenian parlor?

[QUOTE=PriscillaM;5391795]Her pics are constant but in Chicago and with a Dallas area code. No way she looks like that. I would avoid.[/QUOTE]The girl from the pics is an incredibly popular IG model. No way its her.

Hey anyone have any experience with blue sky health center. I live by there and went once the HJ was pretty good. I had heard about getting bbj there, but haven't confirmed. Anyone?

So the other day I was in the wood late, and rolled into goldfinger around 830.

Kiki met me at the front wearing some bullshit skirt and blouse mix.

She pitched me a full hour with two girls. I made it clear that I was paying 50 for the time and would pay the highway robbery rate of 100 per girl as tip on top. She agreed and asked who I wanted, it was Yuki (I think this is the gross mamasan), Angela (hot, but I did not want to make her jealous. I want her to think I am monogamous), and Maggie (I took her, but demanded she take off her skam, but she did not).

Anyhow, the place was quiet, I guess all the mongers who are so chatty are in bet by 830 watching reruns of the big bang theory.

They four handed the fuck out of my back while having a coffee klatch in Chinese. They were fucken yucking it up with me cock down on that shitty massage table.

One of them grabbed my nads, but that ended pretty quickly and they had me turn over after Maggie hot toweled me. Kiki left for a spell, probably to wash her tits.

On the flip, when they saw my lingam, they got real quiet. They worked the dick like the pottery scene in ghost.

But after a while they got tired. I did suck on kiki's tits and Maggie showed me hers, but she is much more reserved, but Maggie has a great ass and got down to her panties.

Kiki likes to show me her pussy so she sat across from me as her and maggile alternated tanging with my tiger.

I nutted pretty good and as they showed me out, Maggie grabbed that sign on the side street saying they are open.

I shall return. The bad part is that by the end of the day, kiwi's tits have bite marks, but on the good side, there are no mongers asking if they can use the bathroom and if California could use some of the gas tax money to construct some desalinisation plants.

Went to Chiro Care recently. After going to the room, I had to wait 15 minutes, and it was rushed after that. Let happy but it was a so-so experience. I had an Asian lady, the ad and Rubmaps mentions Latina though. Does anyone know if that's actually true currently or any time recently? Part of the reason I went was the variety of having a massage from a Latina so may be interested in going back if that's a legit possibility. Thanks.

[QUOTE=CockyK;5411753]Went to Chiro Care recently. After going to the room, I had to wait 15 minutes, and it was rushed after that. Let happy but it was a so-so experience. I had an Asian lady, the ad and Rubmaps mentions Latina though. Does anyone know if that's actually true currently or any time recently? Part of the reason I went was the variety of having a massage from a Latina so may be interested in going back if that's a legit possibility. Thanks.[/QUOTE]Yes it is but you have to ask for it. Ask for latina. Youll get it.

[QUOTE=DerekBrwn;5410256]Hey anyone have any experience with blue sky health center. I live by there and went once the HJ was pretty good. I had heard about getting bbj there, but haven't confirmed. Anyone?[/QUOTE]I went there twice pre-pandemic and it was a certified granny shack. Good price but the talent there is literally geriatric. Would not repeat.

[QUOTE=PriscillaM;5410585]So the other day I was in the wood late, and rolled into goldfinger around 830.

Kiki met me at the front wearing some bullshit skirt and blouse mix.

She pitched me a full hour with two girls. I made it clear that I was paying 50 for the time and would pay the highway robbery rate of 100 per girl as tip on top. She agreed and asked who I wanted, it was Yuki (I think this is the gross mamasan), Angela (hot, but I did not want to make her jealous. I want her to think I am monogamous), and Maggie (I took her, but demanded she take off her skam, but she did not).

Anyhow, the place was quiet, I guess all the mongers who are so chatty are in bet by 830 watching reruns of the big bang theory.

They four handed the fuck out of my back while having a coffee klatch in Chinese. They were fucken yucking it up with me cock down on that shitty massage table.

One of them grabbed my nads, but that ended pretty quickly and they had me turn over after Maggie hot toweled me. Kiki left for a spell, probably to wash her tits.

On the flip, when they saw my lingam, they got real quiet. They worked the dick like the pottery scene in ghost.

But after a while they got tired. I did suck on kiki's tits and Maggie showed me hers, but she is much more reserved, but Maggie has a great ass and got down to her panties.

Kiki likes to show me her pussy so she sat across from me as her and maggile alternated tanging with my tiger.

I nutted pretty good and as they showed me out, Maggie grabbed that sign on the side street saying they are open.

I shall return. The bad part is that by the end of the day, kiwi's tits have bite marks, but on the good side, there are no mongers asking if they can use the bathroom and if California could use some of the gas tax money to construct some desalinisation plants.[/QUOTE]Finally got to the finger today on your rec. Kiki really tries to suffocate you with her tiny little titties.

I thought she was pretty, especially considering some of the other gargoyles I saw waiting around for those who don't call ahead.

The somewhat limp-handed college girlfriend style dick work / get you out before your time lack of massage makes me miss the old thai ladies at thai hi / thai tara, even though they got a little lazy towards the end of when I was going there a lot.

Well. Never say I didn't do something for ya.

Chanel has been located. The hot, white channel with the sexy tats and bolt ons and 6 pack abs who can't stop talking about how Trump is the Lord and Savior and how vaccines are bullshit and COVID is a hoax. THAT Chanel.

Elite Acupuncture in Lake Forest, guys.

23331 El Toro Rd. , Suite #109.

Lake Forest, California 92630.

[URL]https://www.rubmaps.ch/erotic-massage-elite-acupuncture-lake-forest-ca-29509[/URL]#review-1096528.

And if you want their Insta so you can see when she's working (she worked today) here it is: [URL]https://www.instagram.com/lakeforest109/[/URL].

[QUOTE=TheSpius19;5412846]Well. Never say I didn't do something for ya.

Chanel has been located. The hot, white channel with the sexy tats and bolt ons and 6 pack abs who can't stop talking about how Trump is the Lord and Savior and how vaccines are bullshit and COVID is a hoax. THAT Chanel.

Elite Acupuncture in Lake Forest, guys.

23331 El Toro Rd. , Suite #109.

Lake Forest, California 92630.

[URL]https://www.rubmaps.ch/erotic-massage-elite-acupuncture-lake-forest-ca-29509[/URL]#review-1096528.

And if you want their Insta so you can see when she's working (she worked today) here it is: [URL]https://www.instagram.com/lakeforest109/[/URL].[/QUOTE]What's the damage?

Is this too good to be true? BBFS and Greek!

[URL]https://losangeles.rubratings.com/231636[/URL]

[QUOTE=Dwu2000;5413787]Is this too good to be true? BBFS and Greek!

[URL]https://losangeles.rubratings.com/231636[/URL][/QUOTE]It IS too good to be true. 100% fake.

[QUOTE=DoeJon17;5413534]What's the damage?[/QUOTE]House gets 45/30 or 75/60.

Girl gets 140.

On average.

But more can happen (rarely) if the stars align, so I bring extra.

So I get a private message from a member of the westside mongers professional networking association who advises me that there is other pussy out there except for the girls at the finger that I ass kiss continuously.

He lets me know that the grisly obese playpark known as 3200 SM. Deluxe massage has changed and they have a girl for 100 who will fuck you so good you will write to usasexguide about it.

The last time I was at 3200, I fucked a latina gal with some extri meat who I think may have worked at 8155. She had huge boobs that were as hard as the LSAT for certain residents of the naval observatory. And a scar from delivering what looks to have been a small holstein. She wore that one dollar a pound perfume and on my way out a young gentelman of the homeboy persuasion was smoking a blunt. I vowed never to go back.

But monger number 27 said that the place was offering brand new sexy girls and I went.

I text when parked and walk up. The mamasan is this latinx thing who looks like maybe she is what a mamasan would look like in the seventh circle of hell. She was wearing some shirt that said something like lets start the shenanigans and literally it looked like someone cut her in the mold of a danjou pear. She says a half hour is 50 and brings me to the room I remember. For whatever reason, it is hotter in there than a jalapeno's armpit, even though they have one of those porta potty ac units.

I first ask to take a pee, and the bathroom smells like someone sold their ass to the devil and then had a case of ebola shit.

I come back to the room and she gives me 10 dollars of change in two fives (and I thought that she was going to be my service person.

But she left and I got undressed and laid ass up.

After five minutes. It is now at least 8:05, in comes abril.

The body on this girl is pretty intense, she has more curves than a kardashian driving mulholland with a. 20 blood alcohol level. Her ass must be fake, it was like two watermelons and I am not talking about the local bulk cruisers mind you, I am talking about the big corillian ship, so this ass is big enough.

She gave me a back massage kind of like you would if you had to knead shit into bread. She then used some kind of tool to re-massage my back. I immediately wanted to hold those legs that were fighting a winning battle to get out of her dress.

She did not return my romantic groping with any nad teasing. Her english was piss poor and she said something like turn over in spanish.

I turned over and without so much as have you been here before and you call that a cock, she simply inspected my cock, rubbed it down with the cheapest rubbing alcohol and asked for 120. I was not going to bargain. I know the dud who messaged me did it for 100.

Anyhow, this girl has a terrible tood and a gnarly pussy. She refused to lube up and the condom tip frictioned its way into my peehole. I did some mish and doggie, which was kind of fund (not as fun as a good sudoku) because of the abnormal ass. But the lack of juice was bad and I could not get her and the table was too narrow for flat doggie.

I ended the sesh with a handjob from hemet. Pretty bad, I was done.

But the visit would not have been remarkable but for me being ushered out to make room for two duds from what looked to be the armenian olympic gangbang team coming in for my sloppy seconds.

This place is for shit.

[QUOTE=DerekBrwn;5410256]Hey anyone have any experience with blue sky health center. I live by there and went once the HJ was pretty good. I had heard about getting bbj there, but haven't confirmed. Anyone?[/QUOTE]Yes, I've gotten BBBJ with CIM twice there. First time I posted about before, paid $35 to the house and $130 to the girl.

Went again this week and this time I paid $120 to the girl. She didn't offer it, seemed like she offered just a HJ, but I signaled I want a BJ by putting my finger in my mouth and she asked how much so I asked how much she wanted, she said $120 and I gave it to her. Last time was better but I came pretty quickly in her mouth. She didn't seem to expect it and took it out and said oh no several times and even spat some out on the floor. She then told me she'd be back and clean me up. When she did things got a bit weird but it was all good. Her English was very poor but she started asking questions about me, if I'm married, if I like Chinese girls. She told me she really likes me, she laid next to me and sucked on my nipples and pulled up her shirt so I could touch her breasts and said my eyes are so pretty and all sorts. She ended up saying that she loved me and I was like: riiiight. Eventually she got up and I got dressed and left.

Oh and she also made it very clear that the manager does not approve of any sexual contact, which is probably why you end up getting BBBJs there, they can't carry and dispose of condoms.

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The body on this girl is pretty intense, she has more curves than a kardashian driving mulholland with a. 20 blood alcohol level. Her ass must be fake, it was like two watermelons and I am not talking about the local bulk cruisers mind you, I am talking about the big corillian ship, so this ass is big enough.[/QUOTE]I love this super obscure Star Wars reference. You and I are best friends, now.