Strip Club Reports

It's been a few years since I last visited Seattle. Last time I was in town and visited Kittens but I'm considering trying out Pandora's tonight or tomorrow. If anybody can give me a general breakdown of that place it would be greatly appreciated. I'm mainly wanting to know the price for admission, if there's a mandatory drink involved, any upcharging / hustles / scams to watch out for and what's generally the best way to get the most bang for your buck!

Also, if anybody has recommendations for dancers to look for that would be great, too. In reading the older posts I've been keeping tabs on names in hopes I find some of them when I go.

It's been several years since I've lurked on this website but I'm a veteran monger and happy to see it still alive and kicking. Thanks in advance!

I saw on Pandoras Instagram that one of my favorite regulars was working today so I headed out to see her. However, when I arrived, she had already left and there weren't many dancers left over. I had already made the trip so decided to try somebody different. Madison approached me several times and she kept telling me that she was the naughtiest dancer at Pandoras. Not true, but whatever. I told her that the price she quoted me for a "full meal deal VIP" (her words) was more than I was willing to spend. Especially since I usually get that for less with my regulars there. So she said we could negotiate and we agreed on a price for the VIP.

When we get to the VIP, she asked for payment up front. My spidey senses should have kicked in because I haven't paid up front in forever. But I had already paid for the room and decided to give her the money before the dance began. When the dance began, all she did was a HJ and I said we agreed to much more. She then said no we didn't and she would never do that for less than her usual asking price. Now I'm annoyed and we're arguing over what was agreed to and I lose interest and start going soft. She then said she'd do a BJ but needed to go get a condom from her friend Mandy. So she leaves the VIP room to get one and when she comes back, she gives a very lame ass CBJ which only gets me semi-hard. The kind where she barely puts her mouth on it and mostly just jerks you off. I eventually finish in a semi-hard state and had one of those blue-ball type finishes where you felt physically unsatisfied, like there was no orgasm, just cum. That was my first and very last time I will see that bait-and-switch b. Itch.

[QUOTE=DapperDavid;6951434]I saw on Pandoras Instagram that one of my favorite regulars was working today so I headed out to see her. However, when I arrived, she had already left and there weren't many dancers left over. I had already made the trip so decided to try somebody different. Madison approached me several times and she kept telling me that she was the naughtiest dancer at Pandoras. Not true, but whatever. I told her that the price she quoted me for a "full meal deal VIP" (her words) was more than I was willing to spend. Especially since I usually get that for less with my regulars there. So she said we could negotiate and we agreed on a price for the VIP.

When we get to the VIP, she asked for payment up front. My spidey senses should have kicked in because I haven't paid up front in forever. But I had already paid for the room and decided to give her the money before the dance began. When the dance began, all she did was a HJ and I said we agreed to much more. She then said no we didn't and she would never do that for less than her usual asking price. Now I'm annoyed and we're arguing over what was agreed to and I lose interest and start going soft. She then said she'd do a BJ but needed to go get a condom from her friend Mandy. So she leaves the VIP room to get one and when she comes back, she gives a very lame ass CBJ which only gets me semi-hard. The kind where she barely puts her mouth on it and mostly just jerks you off. I eventually finish in a semi-hard state and had one of those blue-ball type finishes where you felt physically unsatisfied, like there was no orgasm, just cum. That was my first and very last time I will see that bait-and-switch b. Itch.[/QUOTE]She got $40 out of me in the LDA once. She looks old, trashy and well used. So, I assumed she would be down to get dirty. She talked a good game. Back in the LDA she would not even let me play with her tits. It was so lame, I was one and done. I am sorry you had to re-learn a hard lesson.

Too bad you did not get with Mandy. She will try to hustle more money, but she is an enthusiastic pleaser.

[QUOTE=Durrick;6951419]It's been a few years since I last visited Seattle. Last time I was in town and visited Kittens but I'm considering trying out Pandora's tonight or tomorrow. If anybody can give me a general breakdown of that place it would be greatly appreciated. I'm mainly wanting to know the price for admission, if there's a mandatory drink involved, any upcharging / hustles / scams to watch out for and what's generally the best way to get the most bang for your buck!

Also, if anybody has recommendations for dancers to look for that would be great, too. In reading the older posts I've been keeping tabs on names in hopes I find some of them when I go.

It's been several years since I've lurked on this website but I'm a veteran monger and happy to see it still alive and kicking. Thanks in advance![/QUOTE]Can you no read?

All information here.

[QUOTE=DapperDavid;6951434]I saw on Pandoras Instagram that one of my favorite regulars was working today so I headed out to see her. However, when I arrived, she had already left and there weren't many dancers left over. I had already made the trip so decided to try somebody different. Madison approached me several times and she kept telling me that she was the naughtiest dancer at Pandoras. Not true, but whatever. I told her that the price she quoted me for a "full meal deal VIP" (her words) was more than I was willing to spend. Especially since I usually get that for less with my regulars there. So she said we could negotiate and we agreed on a price for the VIP.

When we get to the VIP, she asked for payment up front. My spidey senses should have kicked in because I haven't paid up front in forever. But I had already paid for the room and decided to give her the money before the dance began. When the dance began, all she did was a HJ and I said we agreed to much more. She then said no we didn't and she would never do that for less than her usual asking price. Now I'm annoyed and we're arguing over what was agreed to and I lose interest and start going soft. She then said she'd do a BJ but needed to go get a condom from her friend Mandy. So she leaves the VIP room to get one and when she comes back, she gives a very lame ass CBJ which only gets me semi-hard. The kind where she barely puts her mouth on it and mostly just jerks you off..[/QUOTE]Why Mandy have condom?

I will be visiting the Seattle area at the end of the month. Which strip club do why'all suggest? I've some of the clubs have girls who offer extra. I'm curious to know. And who is Monse and does she work? Lot of talk about her.

This is in response to posts #6629 and 6630: Madison has been a known ROB for many years at the various clubs where she's worked. Since she's been at Pandora's, I haven't read of any complaints about her, but earlier on other websites I have. She is to be avoided. As for not even being allowed to touch her tits, she has implants. They're more obvious now that she's lost weight since she started at Pandora's. Maybe her tits are hurting by now that her implants are so old. She mentioned to me a year or so ago, that she has early stage Multiple Sclerosis, so maybe she won't be dancing a lot longer. She's been dancing in the area for at least 15 years, likely on and off.

[QUOTE=CubaPete;6952120]I will be visiting the Seattle area at the end of the month. Which strip club do why'all suggest? I've some of the clubs have girls who offer extra. I'm curious to know. And who is Monse and does she work? Lot of talk about her.[/QUOTE]What corona said.

[QUOTE=BbKingg;6949020]Monse came over this weekend. Three loads later and she left happy.[/QUOTE]She's the best for a reason.

[QUOTE=CoronaLime;6951745]Can you no read?

All information here.[/QUOTE]It's nice to be polite and answer questions for newcomers BUT he's right that there's so much information here that you'll mostly get your questions answered just reading through a few pages here. How do I know? I'm an out-of-towner who had Monday afternoon to kill this week. I ended up at Pandora's and after reading I pretty much knew what to expect. My first 3 for 100 with Terra was going to be just a warmup dance with nothing offered. I wasn't surprised when the extra services that Ava offered while lapping were outrageous: 700 for FS or 150 for a HJ (but I enjoyed the dance). Nor when Naomi gobbled my knob right in the lap dance area. Maybe in retrospect I'm a little surprised that she used a condom with all the talk of BBBJ and CIM on here but it didn't bother me.

RTFF isn't perfect. Did I overpay by giving Naomi 200 for a CBJ? She started at 300 but quickly dropped and that was good enough for me considering how much I needed to bust at nut at that point. Should I have pushed for BBBJ and CIM or COB? Dunno. But better to ask specific questions rather than the generic "what do you recommend?

Thanks for all the info in this forum. Not sure when my next trip to / through Seattle will be but I'll be back reading here beforehand.

Where to play the 19th hole today? It's kinda of a roll of the dice. Lola's going to be taking walk in at sugars. The queen of pandoras isn't going to be working so who knows about that place, only for sure thing there today is a free hotdog. I guess kittens is an option, Love is always down to take it in the tail pipe.

[QUOTE=CaseyX;6952883]It's nice to be polite and answer questions for newcomers BUT he's right that there's so much information here that you'll mostly get your questions answered just reading through a few pages here. How do I know? I'm an out-of-towner who had Monday afternoon to kill this week. I ended up at Pandora's and after reading I pretty much knew what to expect. My first 3 for 100 with Terra was going to be just a warmup dance with nothing offered. I wasn't surprised when the extra services that Ava offered while lapping were outrageous: 700 for FS or 150 for a HJ (but I enjoyed the dance). Nor when Naomi gobbled my knob right in the lap dance area. Maybe in retrospect I'm a little surprised that she used a condom with all the talk of BBBJ and CIM on here but it didn't bother me.

RTFF isn't perfect. Did I overpay by giving Naomi 200 for a CBJ? She started at 300 but quickly dropped and that was good enough for me considering how much I needed to bust at nut at that point. Should I have pushed for BBBJ and CIM or COB? Dunno. But better to ask specific questions rather than the generic "what do you recommend?

Thanks for all the info in this forum. Not sure when my next trip to / through Seattle will be but I'll be back reading here beforehand.[/QUOTE]A lot of us just get tired of seeing the same questions asked over and over again. Barnie literally posted a pro bowl extras list so all the info you need was right there. The Monse questions are the most redundant, there is a search feature after all. I wouldn't necessarily say you overpaid, the YMMV thing is true.

[QUOTE=FromTheJump2;6952359]She's the best for a reason.[/QUOTE]Can't agree but to each their own. She gets the job done and won't break the bank but not my type.

[QUOTE=LSteele;6953224]Can't agree but to each their own. She gets the job done and won't break the bank but not my type.[/QUOTE]Safety's off swimmers away. But then again more will do that than you think.

[QUOTE=Context22;6952944]Where to play the 19th hole today? It's kinda of a roll of the dice. Lola's going to be taking walk in at sugars. The queen of pandoras isn't going to be working so who knows about that place, only for sure thing there today is a free hotdog. I guess kittens is an option, Love is always down to take it in the tail pipe.[/QUOTE]Where did you head to finally?

[QUOTE=AWork911;6953238]Where did you head to finally?[/QUOTE]Pandoras. I had a very good time!

[QUOTE=Context22;6953231]Safety's off swimmers away. But then again more will do that than you think.[/QUOTE]Setting the captives free is a great way to finish the swim meet.

[QUOTE=BbKingg;6949020]Monse came over this weekend. Three loads later and she left happy.[/QUOTE]What is the average take out rate?

Doubtful. Raise your hand if Allie's ever sucked your cock. I'm in absolute rare territory.

[QUOTE=Barnie;6950949]Some of Pandora's best cock sucker's are in right now.

Mandy, Monse, Martina, Luna, Naomi, Luxe, Allie, Diamond and Jessica to name a few.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=KarumaIndo;6953957]Doubtful. Raise your hand if Allie's ever sucked your cock. I'm in absolute rare territory.[/QUOTE]Known Allie a long time and that's never been on the menu. Fantasy rides yes.

[QUOTE=LSteele;6954662]Known Allie a long time and that's never been on the menu. Fantasy rides yes.[/QUOTE]Certainly a lot of fibbing on this board.

[QUOTE=BbKingg;6947695]Jade surprised me with CFS yesterday at Pandoras.[/QUOTE]Must be YMMV. I'm a regular of her's and she only offered 50 off her room rate.

No Monse. I guess she is on vacation.

It allowed me to see Mandy without getting a dirty look from Monse.

Mandy also really stepped up her services.

[QUOTE=LSteele;6954662]Known Allie a long time and that's never been on the menu. Fantasy rides yes.[/QUOTE]My bad. Come to think of it I have only fucked Allie. It has been a while.

I said Cocksuckers. I should have said w hores.

My intent was to let everyone know that there were plenty of high mileage women in that day. I should have phrased it better.

[QUOTE=AWork911;6953238]Where did you head to finally?[/QUOTE]Who did you end up seeing at Pandoras? I almost went in around 1 PM but took a detour to Sugars and Lola was the only dancer there. She'd be the only one worth pursuing there anyway. Paid the cover fee for a 30 minute room and got right to work on me after stripping us both down. Living up to the "Bunny" part of her Lola Bunny brand like usual.

[QUOTE=Barnie;6955105]My bad. Come to think of it I have only fucked Allie. It has been a while.

I said Cocksuckers. I should have said w hores.

My intent was to let everyone know that there were plenty of high mileage women in that day. I should have phrased it better.[/QUOTE]Appreciate you owning it and clarifying. Think a lot of people on here have a high sensitivity to the fiction on here and you triggered some reactions.

[QUOTE=DamianDono;6954845]Certainly a lot of fibbing on this board.[/QUOTE]This category gets a lot of this. Lots of guys are in for some embarrassment paying for VIP they read about here and getting nothing but regular VIP.

[QUOTE=Gophy;6955711]This category gets a lot of this. Lots of guys are in for some embarrassment paying for VIP they read about here and getting nothing but regular VIP.[/QUOTE]Don't pay for VIP if she has not made you cum in the LDA.

[QUOTE=Gophy;6955711]This category gets a lot of this. Lots of guys are in for some embarrassment paying for VIP they read about here and getting nothing but regular VIP.[/QUOTE]This is why its always a good idea to get a normal dance with dancer you aren't familiar with. You can feel them out and if you click with them you will likely get the "so dooo you want to do anything else" and then you can discuss what's on the menu. From my experience though the information on this board has been very accurate. Also keep in mind YMMV can play a factor with some dancers.

[QUOTE=Context22;6955939]This is why its always a good idea to get a normal dance with dancer you aren't familiar with. You can feel them out and if you click with them you will likely get the "so dooo you want to do anything else" and then you can discuss what's on the menu. From my experience though the information on this board has been very accurate. Also keep in mind YMMV can play a factor with some dancers.[/QUOTE]110% this.

[QUOTE=TheMightyQuinn;6955669]Appreciate you owning it and clarifying. Think a lot of people on here have a high sensitivity to the fiction on here and you triggered some reactions.[/QUOTE]I've heard of a therapist being chased off because someone started rumors that they provided services that they didn't provide.

This was a fun week at Pandoras. With Monse gone we were free to try out other dancers. They stepped up their services to her level. It will be interesting when she gets back.

[QUOTE=Facials;6955099]No Monse. I guess she is on vacation.

It allowed me to see Mandy without getting a dirty look from Monse.

Mandy also really stepped up her services.[/QUOTE]Monse does get territorial.

I guess she wants to be the only one barebacking her customers.

[QUOTE=GangBangLeader;6958722]Monse does get territorial.

I guess she wants to be the only one barebacking her customers.[/QUOTE]Never had that experience with Monse. She's actually recommended other dancers for me.

[QUOTE=GangBangLeader;6958722]Monse does get territorial.

I guess she wants to be the only one barebacking her customers.[/QUOTE]LOL. She does get upset.

[QUOTE=LSteele;6958817]Never had that experience with Monse. She's actually recommended other dancers for me.[/QUOTE]Start creampieing her it will change.

Mandy won my business this week. Monse might be upset.

[QUOTE=GangBangLeader;6958722]Monse does get territorial.
[/QUOTE]They all get territorial.

I am super discreet and usually only go for OTC action, but I am amazed about how efficient and accurate the Stripper Grapevine can be. I'm not sharing info with who I'm fucking there with anyone and yet the girls All Know About It. If a girl starts asking for details about who I'm playing with I tell them straight up that I don't fuck and tell.

It used to be that the clubs actually cared about what girls did and might actually fire a girl who was seeing a customer outside the club.

[QUOTE=MarkoRamius;6959312]They all get territorial.

I am super discreet and usually only go for OTC action, but I am amazed about how efficient and accurate the Stripper Grapevine can be. I'm not sharing info with who I'm fucking there with anyone and yet the girls All Know About It. If a girl starts asking for details about who I'm playing with I tell them straight up that I don't fuck and tell.

It used to be that the clubs actually cared about what girls did and might actually fire a girl who was seeing a customer outside the club.[/QUOTE]Monse used to not be that way. I think money is tight for all of them. Even her.

I see many OTC because of the jealousy. Even Monse.

Luna is the worst. She is like the on the street reporter. She reports to Monse everything she sees.

Diamond, Anya and Faith are the most level headed about it.

If a stripper gets upset, I usually fuck them in the ass bare to remind them of their role.

[QUOTE=BbKingg;6959731]Monse used to not be that way. I think money is tight for all of them. Even her.

I see many OTC because of the jealousy. Even Monse.

Luna is the worst. She is like the on the street reporter. She reports to Monse everything she sees.

Diamond, Anya and Faith are the most level headed about it.

If a stripper gets upset, I usually fuck them in the ass bare to remind them of their role.[/QUOTE]Luna loves to stir the pot with Monse.

Luna can't make any decent money unless she is teamed up with Monse. So when Monse is taking a break, she expects Minse's clients to see her. When they don't, she tells Monse and Monse gets pissed.

Monse is old and close to retirement age. The only reason to see her is she is cheap and you can fill any hole. She has had way too much cosmetic work. Her pussy is usually numb with cum.

Mandy on the other hand gives a way better blow job and her pussy is nice and tight.

[QUOTE=LSteele;6958817]Never had that experience with Monse. She's actually recommended other dancers for me.[/QUOTE]Monse is a Saint in my book.

[QUOTE=DirtyFuk;6958210]This was a fun week at Pandoras. With Monse gone we were free to try out other dancers. They stepped up their services to her level. It will be interesting when she gets back.[/QUOTE]Saw her name back on the roster today on Instagram. She told me she would be gone for 2 weeks, it's been less than a week.