Massage Parlor Reports

What is up with all these insult to intelligence from "newbies".

I'm new to this site but has been a member since 09 come on give me a break.

This is my first post in quite a while due to a reduction in cash flow but none the less:

I was RTFF while visiting Cocoa Beach for the weekend and had to flip a coin between several AMP's in Brevard or stopping in Otown for an AMP visit on my way back to the west coast. Heads for Otown (yea slight pun)!; so while I'm driving I thinking either International, Island, or Royal; all in a route that won't take me too far from the turnpike. But on my way up Mills I decide to grab a beer at Wally's; a great dive bar that is similar to the bar scene in Star Wars. After Wally's I decide to take a walk & see whos on, well its Mimi. Seems like I recall some good things being written about her.

I decide to stay; she looks fresh, is glad to see me and offers me a massage & free whirlpool for .75 which I decline since I just got out of the shower an hour ago (this place has no TS which is disappointing). I slip off to sleep right away and had a fantastic dream of a very relaxing but firm massage with a fair amout of roaming. After I flip over I ask her to take her top off, which she lifts her shirt & bra but doesn't remove them showing an amazing store bought pair. My dream is going nicely with lots of roaming and sucking. I ask her to slow it down a bit when she starts the HS and she made it last for at least 20 mins of pure bliss. All the while teasing the boys and slightly slipping in the back too...working up to an amazing finish! I woke up satified and she was happy with my over tip of .6...I know I know, its just that when I wake up from a dream I'm still sleepy & not thinking straight. Damn it man! All & all I would recommend Mimi for a good nap & some dream time, some where near Wally's.

Maybe next time I'm thru Otown I'll try some of the AMPs in Altamonte other than Ashasi.

Be Safe, HD2007

[QUOTE=Aromero066; 1219000]I'm new to this site and was looking to get a good massage with a happy ending something like BBJ. If you can help me out please msg back or pm me.

Thanks[/QUOTE]don't think there is a place guaranteed BBJ in orlando, its all depends on the girl and your pocket I guess, members here will pound you for asking such questions tho,

[QUOTE=Whiskeysours; 1218387]Went to see Tricia recently, because I love the challenge when a provider says strictly professional or draping required. She's in a chiro office in WP, and acts like she thinks she's an actual doctor. Kind of rude and no personality at all. Even for a legit massage, this was very mechanical. Needless to say, this one means it when she says draping required. If anyone else had a better experience, I would be shocked. Makes you wonder why they post ads showing off their assets.

[url]http://orlando.backpage.com/HealthServices/massagetherapy-by-tricia-lmt/3642286[/url]

[/QUOTE]What did you really think you were going to get? You should have gotten at least an above average massage at least!

[QUOTE=Jimhatz;1218876]Are you saying you let you HE yourself on the table while she watched and continued giving you the massage and was actually rubbing the boys?[/QUOTE]Yes, I did it while she massage upper legs, chest and one hand on the golf balls. She applied the oit, but I had to make it work myself.

[QUOTE=Big Tommy;1219474]What did you really think you were going to get? You should have gotten at least an above average massage at least![/QUOTE]Tricia looks like a dead fish. While I am all about the chase, her add screams uptight c_unt. That said, the health and beauty section have treated me well before. That is many times where the hidden gems first post.

Had an amazing time recently at an old stalwart that has been posted on many times before. Iwould give details but the young lady expressly told me not to. Why? Because its no guarantee for the rest of you. We had a nice chat and she said not everyone gets the special treatment. It depends how you look, how you act, how you play the game. You got to know when to play your cards to get the royal flush. Anyway just because someone on here had a great time somewhere doesn't mean you will. My advice is just keep trying and eventually you will find your magical place and time. Some of these girls don't want every monster in Orlando on their table. I don't blame them.

I visited the Sun Spa (formerly VIP) and got essentially the same service as always. They were closed for remodeling for a couple of weeks and reopened. I couldn't tell the difference. Same. 85 entry fee. I got Ume who was the typical 30ish Korean. Saw Yung as well in the hallway. She has been my "go to" therapist for quite a while. She does an incredible massage. Nothing has changed. Read previous posts on the AMP, but you can get what you need there if you play your cards right. The thing about this place I love is that you never have to negotiate. You simply tip appropriately when you leave. Always my fall back AMP.

WOF

[QUOTE=Whiskeysours; 1218387]Went to see Tricia recently, because I love the challenge when a provider says strictly professional or draping required. She's in a chiro office in WP, and acts like she thinks she's an actual doctor. Kind of rude and no personality at all. Even for a legit massage, this was very mechanical. Needless to say, this one means it when she says draping required. If anyone else had a better experience, I would be shocked. Makes you wonder why they post ads showing off their assets.

[url]http://orlando.backpage.com/HealthServices/massagetherapy-by-tricia-lmt/3642286[/url]

[/QUOTE]How can you say that she is showing off her assets? She has a T-Shirt on. Now if she had a Bra on or covering her bare Ta-Ta's with her hands, that would be a different story. But Dude you are looking in the LEGIT section. If you want playtime look in the BODY RUB section of BP.

Be Safe and stay SMART

[QUOTE=Worldsoffun; 1220009]I visited the Sun Spa (formerly VIP) and got essentially the same service as always.[/QUOTE]isn't there other massage parlor opening next to VIP?

[QUOTE=Timy1979; 1221032]How can you say that she is showing off her assets? She has a T-Shirt on. Now if she had a Bra on or covering her bare Ta-Ta's with her hands, that would be a different story. But Dude you are looking in the LEGIT section. If you want playtime look in the BODY RUB section of BP.

Be Safe and stay SMART[/QUOTE]I'm sure there are many mongers here who have found hidden gems in providers who are or claim to be 100% "legit". Anyone can get a HE from a chick in the bodyrub section. It is a test of true skill when you can get a straightlaced LMT to relax her rules.

I've been able to get 2 to participate in the last year. The one constant is multiple visits and keeping the I'd secret, if they get flooded with a bunch of guys referring to the fact that they have gone to the dark side, the tap gets turned off.

G.

[QUOTE=Whiskeysours;1221536]I'm sure there are many mongers here who have found hidden gems in providers who are or claim to be 100% "legit". Anyone can get a HE from a chick in the bodyrub section. It is a test of true skill when you can get a straightlaced LMT to relax her rules.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Old Belly99;1221050]isn't there other massage parlor opening next to VIP?[/QUOTE]That new AMP next to Sun (formerly VIP) has been under construction for about 3 months. They must be on a slow boat from China. I've been waiting to give it a try. I hope they lower the price for an hour in the area. I think. 85 for an hour is ridiculous.

WOF

So, having visited the two subject establishments over the last few weeks to go along with ASSA, NT, and a few others since Feb-March, I have to say that I am over the whole AMP deal. Asian Massage Center is by Lake Barton on E. Colonial. Far Orient, by Wally's on Mills. Success. In a happy ending sort of way. At all of them. But, the pricing (average $80-85 per hour) before the tip frankly sucks for what it is. Maybe if it was $80 out the door for a decent to very good massage with HJ, I would feel better about it. But, at some point during my latest explorations, I really start feeling like a mark to shell out 1. 1.1. 3 for the package, and on top of that having to deal with the breath that some of these lady's have. Due the whatever the f* it is they eat between massages.

And I guess that's where I am headed. A search for a non-AMP therapist that provides a solid service with the standard extra, in the. 8 or so range. And someone more palatable than the IHOP crew. Said WPMS is my favorite studio of all time for the private shower and overall privacy, by the way. It's just too bad you have to keep your eyes closed to net a positive effect.

So, a non-review turned into a rant. I know that there are options in escort land, but I am not as interested in the FS deal on a regular basis as I am an every other week regular and pro massage with extras. I am not the type to be so forward that I want a 100% legit therapist to feel uncomfortable, so there may be some missed opportunities as a result. Will report back.

[QUOTE=Golfer3354; 1221546]I've been able to get 2 to participate in the last year. The one constant is multiple visits and keeping the I'd secret, if they get flooded with a bunch of guys referring to the fact that they have gone to the dark side, the tap gets turned off.

G. [/QUOTE]That is so true-I have got 2 or 3 from so called legit LMTS.

Is just about the worst, no I take that back, THE worst experience EVER! Nuff said.

Joan just seems to have no idea what bad service is. Mind blowing experience as always and so damn sexy. Treat her well and you will be in good hands.

Any info on this Hottie, I am see her but do not want to get burned. Anyone with any info please pm me. Thank you.

[url]http://orlando.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/brazilian-touch/4781041[/url]

Anyone have any info on her. Please pm me

Thank you.

[url]http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs/brazilian-touch-99/4781026[/url]

[QUOTE=TopGun9181; 1222424]Anyone have any info on her. Please pm me

Thank you.

[url]http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs/brazilian-touch-99/4781026[/url]

[/QUOTE]There's a review in this thread,

" Latina girl who advertises on Backpage and works out of her apartment. Very amateur and still learning the ropes. Average massage at best, and lackluster ending. Kind of a bbw-type.

[QUOTE=Don In Otown; 1221780]So, having visited the two subject establishments over the last few weeks to go along with ASSA, NT, and a few others since Feb-March, I have to say that I am over the whole AMP deal. Asian Massage Center is by Lake Barton on E. Colonial. Far Orient, by Wally's on Mills. Success. In a happy ending sort of way. At all of them. But, the pricing (average $80-85 per hour) before the tip frankly sucks for what it is. Maybe if it was $80 out the door for a decent to very good massage with HJ, I would feel better about it. But, at some point during my latest explorations, I really start feeling like a mark to shell out 1. 1.1. 3 for the package, and on top of that having to deal with the breath that some of these lady's have. Due the whatever the f* it is they eat between massages.[/QUOTE]I feel the same way especially when you pay 80 for a weak massage and they want you to shell out a 40 tip for the HE. And then some offer such limited roaming. I at least want to suck on some nipples for 1. 2. I may visit the Asian Place again. For 1. 3 was able to have full access to the kitty and the massage was pretty good. I have been trying to make it to spa serenity when the church is not having meeting. Does anyone now if Kim is still there?

[QUOTE=Harley2007; 1219432]This is my first post in quite a while due to a reduction in cash flow but none the less:

But on my way up Mills I decide to grab a beer at Wally's; a great dive bar that is similar to the bar scene in Star Wars. After Wally's I decide to take a walk & see whos on, well its Mimi. Seems like I recall some good things being written about her.

I decide to stay; she looks fresh, is glad to see me and offers me a massage & free whirlpool for. 75 which I decline since I just got out of the shower an hour ago (this place has no TS which is disappointing). I slip off to sleep right away and had a fantastic dream of a very relaxing but firm massage with a fair amout of roaming. After I flip over I ask her to take her top off, which she lifts her shirt & bra but doesn't remove them showing an amazing store bought pair. My dream is going nicely with lots of roaming and sucking. I ask her to slow it down a bit when she starts the HS and she made it last for at least 20 mins of pure bliss. All the while teasing the boys and slightly slipping in the back too. Working up to an amazing finish! I woke up satified and she was happy with my over tip of. 6. I know I know, its just that when I wake up from a dream I'm still sleepy & not thinking straight. Damn it man! All & all I would recommend Mimi for a good nap & some dream time, some where near Wally's.

Be Safe, HD2007[/QUOTE]I had Mimi last week and I agree with this post. She listens to instructions and was really into trying to please you. She has some big nipples which I enjoyed sucking. Does anyone know if Shouwa or the other pretty Asian therapy offer the same?

Not into it at all. Lacks any and all talent. I would recommend this Brazilian if that's what your looking for. [url]http://orlando.craigslist.org/thp/2461594076.html[/url]

[QUOTE=OliverOil; 1222863]There's a review in this thread,

" Latina girl who advertises on Backpage and works out of her apartment. Very amateur and still learning the ropes. Average massage at best, and lackluster ending. Kind of a bbw-type. [/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Jimhatz;1222891]I have been trying to make it to spa serenity when the church is not having meeting. Does anyone now if Kim is still there?[/QUOTE]Kim is not there anymore, went there last week and saw kathy, worst looking and massage ever, stay away from ss until they find better talent.

Meant to post Julie. She does a descent massage with a smile. .

[url]http://orlando.craigslist.org/thp/2463371548.html.[/url]

[QUOTE=Smokedmeat; 1222964]Not into it at all. Lacks any and all talent. I would recommend this Brazilian if that's what your looking for.

[url]http://orlando.craigslist.org/thp/2461594076.html[/url]

[/QUOTE]

Saw a report on this lady but thought I would still give it a shot. Called her yesterday sat night she says let me check my schedule call you back 2hrs go by nothing. So I was like maybe something came up so I called she says something came up sorry and I was like no biggie. Feeling a little off decided to call again today Sunday she tells me the same thing (let me check my schedule) I was like ok then I thought about it and decided to text her ask her What I did to give her a bad vibe. She tells me that I had stood her up before. I was like I've never called you before now and how can I Stan you up if your coming to me she tells me sorry I'm not doing it. I follow by telling her I tried to give her the benefit of the doubt but I would make sure to spread the word of her actions her response don't call me again. So if any of you gentlemen want to try go-ahead just telling you guys how it went for me and no I was not rude, pushy or disrespectful good luck.

[url]http://orlando.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/pick-me-affordable-massage-pretty-blonde-anytime-4074524934/4546675[/url]

[url]http://orlando.craigslist.org/thp/2463371548.html[/url]

[QUOTE=Smokedmeat; 1223599]Meant to post Julie. She does a descent massage with a smile. .

[url]http://orlando.craigslist.org/thp/2463371548.html.[/url]

[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Old Belly99;1223261]Kim is not there anymore, went there last week and saw kathy, worst looking and massage ever, stay away from ss until they find better talent.[/QUOTE]Any idea what happened to Misha? (small brunette, only white girl at SS)

After failed hookups with an ATF I was desperate and stopped by a proven establishment against my better judgment. Typically I avoid this place because it is well known and no T. S. However as I drove by the parking lot was empty and I was really needing a massage so I dropped in. As I entered, expecting to see the typical 30-40 not so good looking Asian mamasan I encountered a 20 something, long haired, beauty new to this establishment. She led me to the room and was given the best "hard" massage I have had in a long time, complete with excellent back walking, full stretching of all appendages and excellent sensual "mutual" touching. The ending was spectacular and upon completion a nice additional stretch and light massage, then she dressed me. Overall the best experience I have had at this establishment ever by far! Lisi (lee-see) was her name and I highly recommend before she disappears. PM for additional info

While SS's talent level may have gone down a little, I find their service to be much the same if not better. The past two times I"ve been I've gotten two different girls that looked a bit homely, but gave a fantastic massage. One girl was probably 40 and the other was around 28 or so. I will admit that when the 40 yr old came out I was very disappointed since I wasn't attracted to her, but her skills were amazing. Finally, when it was time for the HE, I mentioned how it sure would be nice if she'd show me how many licks it would take to get to the center of a tootsie roll and low and behold she actually did it and did it it till completion. Just goes to show you that sometimes you can't judge a book by its cover and I'm sure glad I stayed versus walking out when I first saw her!

The 2nd girl, the younger one, was actually much more attractive thatn the first and probably about a 6. 5 on the everyday girl scale. You certainly wouldn't have been embarrassed to have been seen with her in public, but she wasn't super model material either. She did a great massage and then she showed me how much she likes to surf body to body while in her birthday suit. A very nice HE with body painting.

So, I must say that while it does seem that looks have gone down a bit, the service can still be found at SS. Besides, I never could get Kim anyways but one time. Everytime I asked for her there was some type of excuse why she wasn't there when we all know she was sitting in the next room the whole time.

[QUOTE=SA2222;1223948]Any idea what happened to Misha? (small brunette, only white girl at SS)[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=TopGun9181; 1222263]Any info on this Hottie, I am see her but do not want to get burned. Anyone with any info please pm me. Thank you.

[url]http://orlando.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/brazilian-touch/4781041[/url][/QUOTE]Don't waste your time with this one. Extremely unreliable and rude on the phone.

[url]http://orlando.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/ooget-your-complimentary-screamin-o-and-with-your-hour-masagoo/4792685[/url]

Is this a not so subtle hint?

[QUOTE=Ens454; 1224464][url]http://orlando.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/ooget-your-complimentary-screamin-o-and-with-your-hour-masagoo/4792685[/url]

Is this a not so subtle hint?[/QUOTE]Looks like a setup for stupid prey by cops. I don't go to BP much cause of to much leo action on there.

No Big Loss on Your Part.

[QUOTE=RallyArt19; 1223864]Saw a report on this lady but thought I would still give it a shot. Called her yesterday sat night she says let me check my schedule call you back 2hrs go by nothing. So I was like maybe something came up so I called she says something came up sorry and I was like no biggie. Feeling a little off decided to call again today Sunday she tells me the same thing (let me check my schedule) I was like ok then I thought about it and decided to text her ask her What I did to give her a bad vibe. She tells me that I had stood her up before. I was like I've never called you before now and how can I Stan you up if your coming to me she tells me sorry I'm not doing it. I follow by telling her I tried to give her the benefit of the doubt but I would make sure to spread the word of her actions her response don't call me again. So if any of you gentlemen want to try go-ahead just telling you guys how it went for me and no I was not rude, pushy or disrespectful good luck.

[url]http://orlando.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/pick-me-affordable-massage-pretty-blonde-anytime-4074524934/4546675[/url][/QUOTE]

I've been lurking for a while doing my research before posting and visiting AMPs along the way. I followed the advice of the experts here and so far I've had maybe 50/50 luck. I must be doing something wrong. But there is one place that I've been to a few times in the last couple months that has been pretty consistent, so fire away at the newbie but here goes:

A spot in longwood that doesn't get mentioned much here has been my goto for a bit because I always get a decent massage, HE, and free roaming and some clothes off. The girls are average to a bit above, but the plus is that I've never seen any fuglies there at all. I've only gotten one subpar experience and that was partially because I bit the upsell too quickly and didn't haggle some for what I wanted. All in all, it's pretty reliable.

Thanks. Newbie Mike out.

[QUOTE=MetroGuy2;1224525]No Big Loss on Your Part.[/QUOTE]I called the other day. Left no message because I thought better of it. Got a call back, and then mini-me decided it might be fun. It wasn't. My main problem was too much bother about paying extra and this and that and the other. If I get the other, I pay for it. But I'm not going to shell out and hope for the best.

[QUOTE=Ens454; 1224464]

[url]http://orlando.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/ooget-your-complimentary-screamin-o-and-with-your-hour-masagoo/4792685[/url]

Is this a not so subtle hint? [/QUOTE]No-GiGi gives a good massage when she is focused and there are extras on the menu. The white woman I don't know.

[QUOTE=Ens454; 1224464]

[url]http://orlando.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/ooget-your-complimentary-screamin-o-and-with-your-hour-masagoo/4792685[/url]

Is this a not so subtle hint? [/QUOTE]I believe it's referring to a shot or drink, hence the photo. That said, extras are definitely available with the white woman. She is hefty and no spring chicken. Never seen the other girl.

I def have to give you guys props for hitting up some of those BP girls. I'm to paranoid with them and how obvious it is.

Has anyone been to Massage Connection lately?

I have been there in the past and never really had much luck. I always got a cute latina therapist, always got a great massage and always paid a low price, but never had anything extra. I had a feeling more was to be had, but after a few times of no luck, I gave up.

Today I saw an add on craigslist which makes me wonder if anything is available there now? See below:

[url]http://orlando.craigslist.org/spa/2464843179.html[/url]

[quote]2 BEAUTIFUL GIRLS WEARING BIKINIS TO PROMOTE OUR BUSINESS (ORLANDO)

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Date: 2011-06-27, 11:26AM EDT.

Reply to: [email]job-xxswb-2464843179@craigslist.org[/email] [Errors when replying to ads? ]

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* MASSAGE CONNECTION*

We need 2 girls between the ages of 18-27

* JOB DESCRIPTION*

Promote our business with a sign outside (front of the business)

S-U-M-M-E-R * T-I-M-E

COME AND MAKE SOME EXTRA MONEY!

MON-SAT (12 noon-4PM)

TO INTERVIEWS CALL US TODAY TO SET UP YOUR APPOINTMENT!

(407) 823-7878

697 North Semoran BLVD, Suite E. Orlando FL. 32823.

$8 HOUR[/quote]