Newbie to the Site. Long Time Mongerer in Tampa. 'Chubby Alica'
Just stumbled on this site, and its sister forum for the international punter, a short while back. It was like a ray of light in this bleak, dreary world that makes America the virtual Sexual Prison that it is!
I've chased pooney all over the US, and on four continents, but I must say, at least in the past, Tampa has provided a rare oasis of hope in the good old US of A. I've travelled here many, many times over the last 20 years or so on business, and have a lot of fine memories about punting on the streets and strip joint partying in the clubs. Remember back when you could get just about ANYTHING you wanted in the old Tanga Lounge out on the Hwy 60 causeway? I also can recall when east Hillsborough Ave. Was ALWAYS freshly stocked with WGs, if mostly at the lower end of the scale. Hell, I can remember when Kennedy used to be stroll as well.
Well enough reminiscing, and I hate to start my first of many posts to come on a bit of a downer, but it's news that's just got to get out for the sake of the rest of you poor bast*ds if nothing else. Last night about 9 PM I found a young, cute faced WSW with short dark hair on N. Nebraska, just north of Busch. She was quite stocky, I will freely admit, but so damn fresh looking I had to give it a try. 'Alicia' (she was very specific and spelled her name for me, but who the hell really knows?) said she was 21 yo and white, but she looked almost Italian or even Arabic to me. Exotic. Upon some very specific menu questions on my part, and her claim that she was open to just about 'anything', we headed to my cheap no-tell-mo-tel for a nice relaxing time. Once we got there she stripped faster than any SP I've ever seen and I thought,"OK, this girl means business!"
But then all the 'rules' started coming out, if you know what I mean. Things like, 'I only give head, no FS'. And even a totally new one for me,"I don't suck nipples'. I mean WTF, what working girl WON'T AT LEAST SUCK A DUDE'S NIPPLES?
Against my better judgement I then offered a bit more in the way of a tip for FS but she still said 'No'. Laughing at the absurdity of it all, I got up and started putting my clothes back on telling her, 'you are clearly not in the mood for this'. She then changed her mind and said, OK, we can have sex. At that point, I was still horned up enough to want to see where this would all lead. It got worse! I slap on a raincoat, started to play with her equipment a bit, then slide in the old sausage mish style. It was the deadest hump I could ever imagine. I mean, she gave 'starfish' a bad name. At least that lowly sea creature does have arms and can move around a bit. 'Dead Clam' was a more apropos description in this case. I even considered pounding it 'Angry Sex' style for a brief moment, just to finish up in record time, but decided this was much too weird to continue with. The Theatre of the Bizarre had gone on long enough.
I got up, ripped off the helmet, chuckling, once again, at the absolute joke of a performance I'd just experienced, and announced it was time to go. Even this dimwit had the good sense not to ask for a tip on the very silent ride home. I spoke to her just once more before dropping her off, asking her if she had any repeat customer / client base built up, and she stated, 'Oh yes'. And I replied with as much incredulity in my voice as I could muster, 'Oh really? I mean REALLY? ' Don't think she caught the sarcasm.
Maybe it was just me boys, and maybe I've become a bit jaded over the years, looking for quality over quantity. But I would highly recommend you stay away form chubby 'Alica' at ALL costs. This one will suck the very life out of your soul.
Not to fear, my next report, complete with some pics over in the General Section for Tampa will have a much happier ending.
Be safe and keep those raincoats handy!
MLK and Orient pick up comment.
She said that she lived up the street. Maybe her house is the big house. Who knows.
The pick up was just a random drive down the road. I had crossed the intersection about four times this week and everytime there was a girl walking with no purse and a single bottle of water.
This last time I swung around to do the pick up with this girl who was kind enough to get in and pull her shirt up to show me her natural tits, which she was very proud of, before we even said Hello.
She said she knew some of the neighbors where we parked for her to take a mouthful of my cock, with my hand down her pants squeezing her ass, as I gave her a full load of my manjuice which she swallowed every drop.
Either she really lived in the area or is really a good improv actress making all the stuff up.
After she offered her phone number and told me her name, which was like Mary, Terri, Sherri. Or something ending with the E sound but I passed as I did not have anything to write with.
-NND.
[QUOTE=Member #1658;1120485]Wonder if she had just gotten out of the steelbar hotel? Orient Road Jail is just a few blocks south of that point. I wish they let all the Hos out at the same time every time. I could stop by and offer them taxi service in exchange for a pole polishing.[/QUOTE]
2 photos
I did not get a chance to visit Cassie again this weekend
I did snap a picture of a girl near the Citgo at 118th. I think that it might have been Stephanie. The shot was from an early morning drive.
I also am reposting a picture of her from our visit to the Nowatney woods last month.