The Rat Trap

[QUOTE=Chris5;2417535]I too wondered where are all the reviews posted as well. I have never seen a review on PORKY at all! She is all talk and needs to go climb back underneath the rock that she came from. Convertible my ass! LOL! In her dreams![/QUOTE]It has been a couple of years since I have seen Jenna, but she has been mostly based in Orlando for the last 5 or 6 years. I wrote a nice review on her in the General thread post # 4440. Jenna has a pretty face, large natural breasts. Her service is top notch and she is willing to accomodate most requests if you are a gentleman. Her donation is reasonable and she is not a clock watcher. Always fresh out the shower and super easy to talk to. It has been a while since I have seen a review on her, but if you use the search function, you could probably find a dozen positive reviews on her. I did a double once with her and Jersey.

[QUOTE=Chris5;2417691]Savanna it would be my honor and privilege if you would accept a dinner invitation from me. I am posting this on this open forum for all to see just how special you and your friendship are to me. I would absolutely love to take you out to a beautiful candlelight dinner at a restaurant of your choice preferably on the ocean. We can both talk and laugh and share our wonderful stories together and then possibly go for a walk on the beach hand in hand. I normally don't do the whole dinner and lunch thing with females as I truly think most women are truly idiots not worthy of my private time.

You the beautiful Savannah are a rare exception and I would love your company and be able to talk to such an intelligent and confident woman.

I will even include dessert as well. I normally am a pretty cheap guy, but for you Savannah the sky would be the limit.

Xoxo.[/QUOTE]I think I just threw up in my mouth a little.

[QUOTE=Otwist;2418345]It has been a couple of years since I have seen Jenna, but she has been mostly based in Orlando for the last 5 or 6 years. I wrote a nice review on her in the General thread post # 4440. Jenna has a pretty face, large natural breasts. Her service is top notch and she is willing to accomodate most requests if you are a gentleman. Her donation is reasonable and she is not a clock watcher. Always fresh out the shower and super easy to talk to. It has been a while since I have seen a review on her, but if you use the search function, you could probably find a dozen positive reviews on her. I did a double once with her and Jersey.[/QUOTE]Otwist you said its been a couple year's since you've seen PORKY aka Just Jenna, then end of fucking story dude! You have nothing to report!

Don't white knight for this fat pig asshole!

[QUOTE=Swaganna;2418242]Wasn't throwing my BIG dig in, only curious that if you are insinuating that the drama made it capable for you to purchase a convertible surely there are reviews on THIS board since this is the the one that brought all that business not others as you referenced?

Xoxo,

Savanna.[/QUOTE]Jenna is a liar! There are zero reviews and yet she says thanks to me she bought a new convertible. Yea right. She may need to hit the trail soon. LOL.

By the way good morning my darling Savannah.

Xoxo.

[QUOTE=Sexifun;2418061]I have heard several guys complain of noshows but what about when a gentleman does it to a provider? I had a member stand me up today because my location looked "sketchy" . I have great reviews here, on the other board and on naughty. I have had several members vouch for me. I moved an appt back for this guy and he just blows me off? What the hell guys? By the way my hotel although older has great reviews and a 2 to 3 star rating I cannot afford a 4 star on a 50 qv (which is what this guy booked).[/QUOTE]If I were you I would stop complaining about mongers standing you up and I would update your old ass ugly pics! That's probably why they cancel on uour ass! Sketchy hotel and shitty pics? IDIOT!!

Smh.

What an enlightened perspective on gender equity.

[QUOTE=Chris5;2417691]I normally don't do the whole dinner and lunch thing with females as I truly think most women are truly idiots not worthy of my private time.

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[QUOTE=Sexifun;2418061]I have heard several guys complain of noshows but what about when a gentleman does it to a provider? I had a member stand me up today because my location looked "sketchy" . I have great reviews here, on the other board and on naughty. I have had several members vouch for me. I moved an appt back for this guy and he just blows me off? What the hell guys? By the way my hotel although older has great reviews and a 2 to 3 star rating I cannot afford a 4 star on a 50 qv (which is what this guy booked).[/QUOTE]I agree with you. No shows are a problem both ways. Why can't we treat each other with respect and courtesy. That's what its all about. If I book time with a sp, I expect her to be ready at the appointed time. I expect good communication. I understand that things happen, but if so, then communicate what's going on. You ladies block out the time for us, so if we can't arrive on time, communicate! I know there are mongers who urge guys to have backup plans, but that should not include booking several sp for the same time. If you do that, shame on you, and you're just giving these girls the excuse for paying it back to us. Let's just treat these ladies right and maybe we can get back to civility. RESPECT.

[QUOTE=Chris5;2418568]Jenna is a liar! There are zero reviews and yet she says thanks to me she bought a new convertible. Yea right. She may need to hit the trail soon. LOL.

By the way good morning my darling Savannah.

Xoxo.[/QUOTE]This guy is only mad at women and calls them liars, because his mother lied to him about who is father is. If you all haven't put two and two together yet, look at the signature on this post. I took a couple pics driving my new car lastnight, they're attached to my most recent ad. I have one for you here!

P.S. Savanna. I noticed you like to post videos, so I will use this one. In the words of Bruno Mars, Don't believe me just watch!

[URL]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OPf0YbXqDm0[/URL]

Xoxo.

[QUOTE=JustJenna;2418274]No need to lie. Anyone who comes to see me will see it in my driveway!![/QUOTE]It wouldn't be wise to post a pic of your vehicle on this site.

The new torrid love affair between Swaggs and Chris5 is the dumbest shit I have ever read in my life. Can you two assholes just get a damn room and stay the hell off the forum? No one reads your shit, your credibility went out the window a long time ago. You are perfect duo tweedle dee and tweedle dumb.

Just days ago Chris didn't like OLD SPs but now pays homage to the dustiest ancient artifact on the shelf, Swaggs. Her poontang should be in the Smithsonian as a historical piece. Chris you contradict yourself constantly, no one believes a word you say.

Swaggs, it was so peaceful without you yapping on here. I felt you might have even had a few dicks in your mouth instead of the pipe since you had shut up. Guess I was wrong.

Take this shit somewhere else.

Leave Jenna alone. That girl is a legend!! You ain't seen them videos? She got them skills that will pay the bills for years! And brain. Something you two would have no clue about.

Checkmate.

BBH.

[QUOTE=HeWolf47;2418590]I agree with you. No shows are a problem both ways. Why can't we treat each other with respect and courtesy. That's what its all about. If I book time with a sp, I expect her to be ready at the appointed time. I expect good communication. I understand that things happen, but if so, then communicate what's going on. You ladies block out the time for us, so if we can't arrive on time, communicate! I know there are mongers who urge guys to have backup plans, but that should not include booking several sp for the same time. If you do that, shame on you, and you're just giving these girls the excuse for paying it back to us. Let's just treat these ladies right and maybe we can get back to civility. RESPECT.[/QUOTE]Hewolf47 you are part of the problem dude! OF COURSE mongers should have a backup plan of two or even three girls because there is a 95 percent chance the SP will bail on appointment or leave the CASH paying monger in the fucking parking lot for a hour or longer! It is the SP who plays games and cancel appointment. You are part of the problem sticking up for the IDIOT SP! Mongers have the CASH so therefore we can do whatever we want. Back-up plans are a must in this hobby you asshole!!

[QUOTE=Sexifun;2418409]I think I just threw up in my mouth a little.[/QUOTE]Here we have another high volume SP with to much time on her hands. Get back to your job as an SP and I will do my job as a monger. Post an adbhere in our classified section to generate you some fucking business. For you to have time to come into the rat trap and complainin shows me you're an idiot. Get out of the trashy motels, take better pics and maybe your business will pick up.

Smh.

[QUOTE=Chris5;2418564]Otwist you said its been a couple year's since you've seen PORKY aka Just Jenna, then end of fucking story dude! You have nothing to report!

Don't white knight for this fat pig asshole![/QUOTE]I knew if you got a truthful response to your bullshit theories, you would react predictably, because you are a very angry guy. You said Jenna has no reviews and clearly she has many and is a well established lady in the Orlando area for several years. Your negativity towards Jenna may have generated positve PMs, which may have created business for her. Lots of the well respected ladies that have been around a long time don't get as many reviews as some of the newer ladies, because once a monger reviews a lady, he usually does not write a review every time he sees her.

A question for the ladies: Do you really need money from a guy like Chris5 that is cheap, looks down on women and has severe anger issues (read his own words in his posts)? Seems like this guy would be more trouble than he is worth.