Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=HeartlessJay;5416890]For perspective, $600 buys a round trip ticket to Bangkok.[/QUOTE]No it doesn't. But I take your point.

[blue]Nearly, 720 bucks RT from SFO, 755 RT from lax

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[QUOTE=MongerMan37;5418006]LMAO! Guess it's worth a shot. If anyone on here decides to bang one of them please post how it was. If someone gave me $500 and told me I had to choose one of them, I'd think I would pick Jade. If jessica puts on make up I can be persuaded possibly. Now if anyone has serious money to blow I think I saw a double offered for $1000.[/QUOTE]It's for sure not worth it. They are definitely going to be in control of the session. Better to get a 45 min session with Jade, grab her behind during the fake cowgirl, and thrust up and down as hard as you can then blow all over the place.

PSA Jade got a breast reduction from what I can tell (saw her last week). Somewhere down to big C's or small D's. The upside is her nuru is much better than the one I had last year, probably since they don't hurt anymore. But, I miss her old DD soft melons. They were my standard for asian boobs in orange county.

Hopefully, someone who saw Jade at least a year ago can verify my observation.

[QUOTE=RyanTanaka;5417993]If they can't beat other provider's advertised prices, your session might be freeeeeeeee![/QUOTE]You're killing me Larry!

What are some shops where I can find providers with bushes that rim? Can be anywhere in oc and I don't care about age or looks.

[QUOTE=EdwardAppleby;5418327]No it doesn't. But I take your point.

[blue]Nearly, 720 bucks RT from SFO, 755 RT from lax

A2[/blue][/QUOTE]You could fairly easily spend 5 full days in Bangkok, including flight, hotel, food, and fun, for around $3000. For that, you could easily bang 2 girls a day, which comes out to about $300 per girl. Or for a little more you could bang 3 girls a day if you have the stamina and get the average down to about $250/ girl. Or you could do similar in the Philippines. Not really practical for most of us, but fun to think about and does put a lot of what happens around here in perspective. I miss my days of heavy business travel.

[QUOTE=Handylover;5417553]Hello all, first time poster and somewhat newbie monger.

Finally figured out where F&C was. Older plain-looking mms (Coco) dressed in pants and a thick top at counter with a somewhat manly voice. Older short haired, seemingly busty LOL Asian lady standing in the lobby. I was excited to finally get a busty provider. Standard house fee $.4, mms walked me to the room and I disrobed. After a few in walks Coco, ugh. She was super nice and gave a really good back massage with some light brushing. However, she sounded like she smoked 5 packs of cigarettes a day when she talked and laughed. Total boner-buster. On the flip, she grabbed sleeping jr and thrashed him around asking if I wanted a he. I just couldn't. The outfit, the voice and laugh killed the mood. I respectfully said "no thank you" and she gave a pretty decent front massage. Tipped her $.2 and left disappointed.

I still needed a fix, so drove over to 5 star and pulled Mimi. Blonde Asian in early 30's maybe. Used her long nails during the back rub and gave a subpar massage with very little teasing. On the flip, I pulled her top down exposing b's, she used her nails on jr a bit and then gave a very mechanical and unenthused he. Tipped $.4 and I took off. Rough day at the AMP's. Still searching for a buxom provider.[/QUOTE]Welcome to the site. Not sure if you're looking for FS or just a Handy. A couple of tried and true places are Bamboo Wood, SH Health and Le Place in Westminster. Read through this thread to get some names of providers that meet your needs.

[QUOTE=Grimmy23;5418887]You could fairly easily spend 5 full days in Bangkok, including flight, hotel, food, and fun, for around $3000. For that, you could easily bang 2 girls a day, which comes out to about $300 per girl. Or for a little more you could bang 3 girls a day if you have the stamina and get the average down to about $250/ girl. Or you could do similar in the Philippines. Not really practical for most of us, but fun to think about and does put a lot of what happens around here in perspective. I miss my days of heavy business travel.[/QUOTE]I believe the cost of flying to Costa Rica or Panama would be less and believe me the action is as good or better than any place in US. Bangkok may have it beat but not by much. Latinas instead of Asians but the service is great and easy to find. In most case it finds you.

Anywhooo $3000 in either country and they would probably have to carry you home on a stretcher or push you in a wheelchair as you would be that wore out.

[QUOTE=PocoPene;5419060]I believe the cost of flying to Costa Rica or Panama would be less and believe me the action is as good or better than any place in US. Bangkok may have it beat but not by much. Latinas instead of Asians but the service is great and easy to find. In most case it finds you.

Anywhooo $3000 in either country and they would probably have to carry you home on a stretcher or push you in a wheelchair as you would be that wore out.[/QUOTE]Add Dominican Republic to that list.

On a more budget friendly note, just take a road trip to Phoenix. Your AMP money goes a lot further there. I know a couple places in Phoenix where for the same $. 6 you'd spend at an AMP here, you get a table shower with rimming, BBBJ, multi-position FS, and 9 times out of 10 some of the other talent "introduces themselves" at some point during your service. I've had girls come in and play with my balls and let me feel her up while my main provider had my junk in her mouth, just to say hello and hope that I ask for her next time. I've had girls stick their hand down my pants in the hallway and let me have a quick taste of a nipple while I was on my way out the door. One time I had my main girl sucking me off, one girl sucking my nipples and letting me stick a finger in, and a third girl licking my balls all at the same time. The the other two were just bonus. I. e. They weren't busy and were hoping I'd take the upsell and pay for all of them or at very least come back and see them later. That's rare but it happens and I've heard reports of it happening to other guys too. It's like the wild west out there.

[QUOTE=Grimmy23;5419155]Add Dominican Republic to that list.

On a more budget friendly note, just take a road trip to Phoenix. Your AMP money goes a lot further there. I know a couple places in Phoenix where for the same $. 6 you'd spend at an AMP here, you get a table shower with rimming, BBBJ, multi-position FS, and 9 times out of 10 some of the other talent "introduces themselves" at some point during your service. I've had girls come in and play with my balls and let me feel her up while my main provider had my junk in her mouth, just to say hello and hope that I ask for her next time. I've had girls stick their hand down my pants in the hallway and let me have a quick taste of a nipple while I was on my way out the door. One time I had my main girl sucking me off, one girl sucking my nipples and letting me stick a finger in, and a third girl licking my balls all at the same time. The the other two were just bonus. I. e. They weren't busy and were hoping I'd take the upsell and pay for all of them or at very least come back and see them later. That's rare but it happens and I've heard reports of it happening to other guys too. It's like the wild west out there.[/QUOTE]So PHX is the new hot spot?

I do not want to hijack this thread anymore but I have a question about going to other countries. Going to ask it in the TJ thread as it fits in better there.

[QUOTE=Hadez;5419360]I do not want to hijack this thread anymore but I have a question about going to other countries. Going to ask it in the TJ thread as it fits in better there.[/QUOTE]PM me if you'd like. I haven't mongered in TJ but have in many other countries.

Hello,

I have been reading all the reports and comments on this forum for quite a while now and noticed that there are very rare discussion about their experience from massage parlor posted in Bedpage sites. I was looking for any review of any massage parlor posted on the Bedpage as some seems looks l legit and no clue on how much will cost me and does it offer FS.

[URL]https://orangecounty.bedpage.com/Escorts[/URL]

Thank you,

Rdq009.

Anyone try Brenda at Havana? Her pic looks real good but don't know if it will be accurate.

[QUOTE=Grimmy23;5412028]In almost 30 years of mongering I've had maybe 5 or 6 BBBJs. By BBBJ I mean to completion. I've had plenty of others put it in their mouth for like a minute, but I don't really count those. For BBBJ+CIM, I've had that maybe 2 or 3 times in the US (used to get them all the time in Japan and other Asian countries, but this is the OC thread so I won't elaborate). BBBJ+CIM+Swallow: I've literally never had that happen. It's luck of the draw here. A lot of the time when you get a girl to agree to it here she will suck on it for 1 or 2 minutes and finish by hand.

My last BBBJ here was with Rose at Nirvana, but as I posted earlier I'm not a big fan of hers for a lot of different reasons. She will definitely do it though. I had another one at a little place in Downey (at Lakewood and Gardendale) but from reading other reviews after my initial post on that place, it seems that I got incredibly lucky (and I got BBBJCIM there). Others didn't get the experience I had.

It's very much a YMMV, luck of the draw thing.[/QUOTE]Back in the day, Kimberly at Ortega in SJC was my favorite. OK looking, but after a great massage she would undress down to just her panties, apply some nice rimming then a BBBJCIM. Every time.

Pre-Covid I could get BBBJCIM at TOE, but now with the change of ownership, no luck. LuLu at SOC massage in LH spontaneously gave me one 2-3 years ago. She's still there, but I haven't been able to talk her into it. She's a bit crazy though, so maybe one of these days.

[QUOTE=Lsade;5419425]Anyone try Brenda at Havana? Her pic looks real good but don't know if it will be accurate.[/QUOTE]They don't use actual pictures of the girls, but the pictures they use are close representations of what the girls look like. They do a pretty good job of matching. I've never had Brenda but I've never seen an ugly girl there. They're all usually young and hot.