Massage Parlor Reports

Anyone seen Christina in Lincoln Park?

[URL]https://detroit.craigslist.org/wyn/hws/d/lincoln-park-massage-therapy/7463469481.html[/URL]

She says she will get naked for extra cost. 2 Locations??

[QUOTE=FCastle88;5849853]I envy anyone that can get Lisa to text back within 4 days. Easily the worst texter I've encountered in this hobby. I haven't seen her in over a year; the time I spent with her was always great. But it was easier for me to see her with Bonita than it is solo.[/QUOTE]Lisa is not in the game at the moment. She has some major heath issues in the last year. She was super hot. But I never got the impression she was into anything but getting me out of the door.

[QUOTE=SalBass;5848832]Her volume is ridiculous!![/QUOTE]I just booked with Bonita (yes again. LOL) and I told her the issue with booking too close and running into the other clients. She said that she is going to start putting a larger break in between sessions. So that issue should be resolved moving forward!!

What a waste. 60/ hr slight groping to start so I'm like OK it's on. No real massage just rubbing. Tells me to flip after 10 min and looks at me for the tip already. I hand her 40. She's like I take all off more money. I'm like how much and what do I get. She said j / o I gave her 10 more. I said mouth? She's like no hand only and tried to go into my wallet for more. I'm like I'm out of here and got a little mad and she's like OK OK lay down. Amazing body, young but not worth it.

Stopped by today based off of all the reviews. They were busy (I think only one girl was working) and told me to come back in 30 minutes. Still busy, so the mamasan asks me to wait then takes me to the table shower. She gives me this half assed table shower with no teasing whatsoever. Then I go to the sauna (which to be honest was very nice). There she asks me to wait a little bit longer and after about 10-15 minutes this very short 50+ granny shows up, calls herself "beauty". She goes straight to asking for money and demand $.80 just for a CBJ.

I talk her down to $. 60 but already have the feeling it won't be good. Her teeth hit my shaft as she's putting the cover on. I then ask for a massage afterwards and I'd compared it more to a wrestling match than anything. I think I left more in pain than I walked in. Will not repeat unless lineup improves.

[QUOTE=OnTheRoad2019;5851835]Lisa is not in the game at the moment. She has some major heath issues in the last year. She was super hot. But I never got the impression she was into anything but getting me out of the door.[/QUOTE]You have not been reading recent posts over the past month. She is back.

[QUOTE=UltraFind77;5851882]What a waste. 60/ hr slight groping to start so I'm like OK it's on. No real massage just rubbing. Tells me to flip after 10 min and looks at me for the tip already. I hand her 40. She's like I take all off more money. I'm like how much and what do I get. She said j / o I gave her 10 more. I said mouth? She's like no hand only and tried to go into my wallet for more. I'm like I'm out of here and got a little mad and she's like OK OK lay down. Amazing body, young but not worth it.[/QUOTE]Same here she wanted more money I said I would take care of her then she went for my pants and wanted cash first! I said no and left.

[QUOTE=Kimha55;5843492]No. Unless you are into 65 year olds. If you want a younger girl at a boom-boom spa, go to M1. They now have a girl named Sunny and she is under 50 and very pretty. Or you can make the drive south to Toledo and hit Melon, where they have girls from Dallas, that are a bit younger than anything you find up here.[/QUOTE]Has anybody else seen Sonny?

[QUOTE=UltraFind77;5851882]What a waste. 60/ hr slight groping to start so I'm like OK it's on. No real massage just rubbing. Tells me to flip after 10 min and looks at me for the tip already. I hand her 40. She's like I take all off more money. I'm like how much and what do I get. She said j / o I gave her 10 more. I said mouth? She's like no hand only and tried to go into my wallet for more. I'm like I'm out of here and got a little mad and she's like OK OK lay down. Amazing body, young but not worth it.[/QUOTE]Its pretty safe to say that Day Spa on Van Dyke is the worst spa in the Detroit area. Older ugly women who try to up sell on everything and then give horrible lack-luster service. Anyone who goes to this place must be into wasting money.

[QUOTE=Kimha55;5850916]The 2 girls there are Helen and Nancy. How did you know she had a tattoo if you weren't actually there and it was your friend?. And the 2 girls here are over 45, sorry, but that's the truth. However, Nancy looks very good for her age. Remember that Asian girls look younger for the most part, until they really get old and then they tend to age really quickly.[/QUOTE]Both of my posts on this matter were 100% accurate in every respect. I'm not going to comment anymore on this issue.

[QUOTE=Softailrider;5852392]Both of my posts on this matter were 100% accurate in every respect. I'm not going to comment anymore on this issue.[/QUOTE]Except for the "friend" part. Or is this the same friend who went to bella and JC?

Total experience with AMPs is 3 visits. But all very recent.

FS all 3 times, first time was pretty good, second not so much, 3rd time awful.

Magic- Hana. Cute, maybe 40 ish, fun to talk to and fun to bang.

Magic- didn't get name- not as cute as Hana, bit of a gut, big face. Like a damn pie plate.

Empire- Daisy. WTF? How is this old bat still doing this? Also don't like making the deal without knowing who your therapist is.

I don't think I can go anywhere if I can't find out who I am seeing first.

[QUOTE=WillyMatt123;5852755]Total experience with AMPs is 3 visits. But all very recent.

FS all 3 times, first time was pretty good, second not so much, 3rd time awful.

Magic- Hana. Cute, maybe 40 ish, fun to talk to and fun to bang.

Magic- didn't get name- not as cute as Hana, bit of a gut, big face. Like a damn pie plate.

Empire- Daisy. WTF? How is this old bat still doing this? Also don't like making the deal without knowing who your therapist is.

I don't think I can go anywhere if I can't find out who I am seeing first.[/QUOTE]Got to M1, Sunny is the girl you will get. Much better than anything you will see at Magic and especially Empire.

[QUOTE=WillyMatt123;5852755]Total experience with AMPs is 3 visits. But all very recent.

FS all 3 times, first time was pretty good, second not so much, 3rd time awful.

Magic- Hana. Cute, maybe 40 ish, fun to talk to and fun to bang.

Magic- didn't get name- not as cute as Hana, bit of a gut, big face. Like a damn pie plate.

Empire- Daisy. WTF? How is this old bat still doing this? Also don't like making the deal without knowing who your therapist is.

I don't think I can go anywhere if I can't find out who I am seeing first.[/QUOTE]Thanks for the post! Is Hana still there and what was the total with tip? Thanks!

[QUOTE=OnTheRoad2019;5851835]Lisa is not in the game at the moment. She has some major heath issues in the last year. She was super hot. But I never got the impression she was into anything but getting me out of the door.[/QUOTE]I don't know why you would say that. Lisa is seeing clients. I just saw her Thursday. Her body is awesome. She is super cool too. Good massage.