Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Valdez;2703226]Does anyone know anything about this place?

If so either post here or PM me if you would care to share.

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Cleveland Massage 24 hoursEastside Lake co. & w150th.

Posted: Friday, November 6, 2015 1:12 PM.

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Location: Akron / Canton, Cleveland.

Post I'd: 22527867 cleveland.[/QUOTE]Total ripoff. They have been around awhile, but recently opened more locations, They had a Kamms location, and a downtown. Now they have a new kamms location, a downtown and an east side. I went to the Kamms, paid the massage fee. Went into the room was asked for another 20 for the masseuse to become naked. She was a 4, and huge, so I declined. 15 minutes into the massage I was offered a handy for an extra 100. I almost fell off the table. I declined. Received a laskluster remaining massage. WIll never go back. I even emailed the owner. She was a total *****. Save your cash. With the way they are advertising, it is just a matter of time before five o busts them.

[QUOTE=Ebauche;2692211]Sore back today. Went to one of the newer AMPs nearby, SW 'burb, for a cheap massage to work out knots. Given state of things, didn't expect anything else, and wasn't looking for HE.

Imagine my surprise. First visit to the establishment, first time with the masseuse, and I get an unanticipated, unasked for, unsolicited handjob. Not even a hint of looking for anything extra from me. Once she started, plenty of roaming hands. Unhooked bra to free up impressive tits under blouse, hand down pant to squeeze ass, nearly knuckle deep in her pussy before she backed off. All she said was, "Please tip?

She's no beauty, a typical pudgy round-faced Chinese mommy, but offered a good workout of muscles and a very sensuous handjob.

If interested, known seniors only PM. Not going public given sorry state of parlors nowadays.[/QUOTE]As a FYI, they have at least 4 cameras in this establishment.

[QUOTE=DeskJockey;2705797]As a FYI, they have at least 4 cameras in this establishment.[/QUOTE]All these new massage places and true AMPs have cams. It is for their own security. Tiger has 2 cams facing the parking lot / one at the door and one when you get inside. The others have them at the doors and hallways. I would have them too with some.

Of the loony toons out there. Sounds like another paranoid mongler.

[QUOTE=Goaloh;2710691]All these new massage places and true AMPs have cams. It is for their own security. Tiger has 2 cams facing the parking lot / one at the door and one when you get inside. The others have them at the doors and hallways. I would have them too with some.

Of the loony toons out there. Sounds like another paranoid mongler.[/QUOTE]Tiger has a kitchen downstairs and a load of surveillance down there, it is for their and our protection incase uncle comes a visiting.

[QUOTE=PhlipPhlop;2718569]Tiger has a kitchen downstairs and a load of surveillance down there, it is for their and our protection incase uncle comes a visiting.[/QUOTE]Cameras are normal now in any business. Where I work, we have 19 of them and will be putting up more next year. When you are in Home Depot / Walmart or Lowes, look up. You will see them all over, especially because they have a open structure and not a drop.

Ceiling.

I've been to the Brunswick AMP a few times. Not much to report but a good massage is available. It's just too expensive to get what you want ($60 massage with a $40 tip) vs what you can get elsewhere for that price.

Probably won't be back.

[QUOTE=KustomVette;2719792]I've been to the Brunswick AMP a few times. Not much to report but a good massage is available. It's just too expensive to get what you want ($60 massage with a $40 tip) vs what you can get elsewhere for that price.

Probably won't be back.[/QUOTE]If I do not get a happy, then I just tip 20. The one in Lakewood gave me a happy, but it was lackluster and she was pudgy. She was expecting more than 20, but I didn't do it.

Tried an AMP in Strongsville this week, got an actual massage with firm pressure on the muscles in my shoulder which even I could feel were tight. The whole thing was uncovered with some teasing but was told I had to finish on my own. Too bad.

Any one try the 4 hand massage at the AMP by marks in strongsville? Sounds hot but I haven't gotten there to try it yet.

[URL]http://cleveland.backpage.com/BodyRubs/a-sensual-nude-no-rush-upscale-full-body-massage-look-no-further-call-didn[/URL]'t even6235366.

Texted and set up everything with organization.

Asked if she could do deep tissue for the better part of an hour. I've never cared for light touch. She said she could.

I arrive and wait a couple minutes. . she walks to the house. A couple of guys are hanging about too but never saw them again.

We get comfortable. Well I do. She stayed 95% dressed. Kind of figured it would be poor at this point, and it was.

Half-hearted massage efforts and then complained she has carpal tunnel. Hmmmm. Why would you offer massages with that issue?

So I get a 30 min. Piss poor massage. She asks if I want the happy ending for another 20. I say no way. I didn't even get my full hour yet. She says that her hands hurt and leaves.

I suggest you not waste you time or funds on this one.

BTW. The happy ending was a hand ending.

Total damage 0. 75 and of course my time. Could have been worse but I will NOT repeat.

[QUOTE=XRayer;2732537][URL]http://cleveland.backpage.com/BodyRubs/a-sensual-nude-no-rush-upscale-full-body-massage-look-no-further-call-didn[/URL]'t even6235366.

Texted and set up everything with organization.

Asked if she could do deep tissue for the better part of an hour. I've never cared for light touch. She said she could.

I arrive and wait a couple minutes. . she walks to the house. A couple of guys are hanging about too but never saw them again.

We get comfortable. Well I do. She stayed 95% dressed. Kind of figured it would be poor at this point, and it was.

Half-hearted massage efforts and then complained she has carpal tunnel. Hmmmm. Why would you offer massages with that issue?

So I get a 30 min. Piss poor massage. She asks if I want the happy ending for another 20. I say no way. I didn't even get my full hour yet. She says that her hands hurt and leaves.

I suggest you not waste you time or funds on this one.

BTW. The happy ending was a hand ending.

Total damage 0. 75 and of course my time. Could have been worse but I will NOT repeat.[/QUOTE]Bad link.

Blah blah message too short blah blah blah let's try again.

Bad link.

[QUOTE=XRayer;2732537][URL]http://cleveland.backpage.com/BodyRubs/a-sensual-nude-no-rush-upscale-full-body-massage-look-no-further-call-didn[/URL]'t even6235366.

Texted and set up everything with organization.

Asked if she could do deep tissue for the better part of an hour. I've never cared for light touch. She said she could.

I arrive and wait a couple minutes. . she walks to the house. A couple of guys are hanging about too but never saw them again.

We get comfortable. Well I do. She stayed 95% dressed. Kind of figured it would be poor at this point, and it was.

Half-hearted massage efforts and then complained she has carpal tunnel. Hmmmm. Why would you offer massages with that issue?

So I get a 30 min. Piss poor massage. She asks if I want the happy ending for another 20. I say no way. I didn't even get my full hour yet. She says that her hands hurt and leaves.

I suggest you not waste you time or funds on this one.

BTW. The happy ending was a hand ending.

Total damage 0. 75 and of course my time. Could have been worse but I will NOT repeat.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Cheetah688;2733088]Bad link.

Blah blah message too short blah blah blah let's try again.

Bad link.[/QUOTE][URL]http://cleveland.backpage.com/BodyRubs/a-sensual-nude-no-rush-upscale-full-body-massage-look-no-further-call-now/26235366[/URL]

That carpal tunnel thing might be one of the oldest bs lines in the book. I always figured those pictures to be fake anyways.

I called inquiring about her [URL]http://cleveland.backpage.com/BodyRubs/100hh-120hr-nuru-spl-today-only-sarah-ready-to-have-fun-cc-acpt/19028087[/URL] but instead a girl named Kristy stated that she shares a phone with this said Sarah, the girl in the ad. Since I was up for nuru, I thought what the hell. Anyway, arrived at the place in Parma, this Kristy chick was severely crack rough in the face. She gave a pretty decent nuru, but the girls working there were loud, obnoxious, ghetto and unprofessional. Left happy, as I left, the Kristy stated that I could call her anytime since I had her number! So I guess the girl in the ad does not exist. I did a photo search in the main image search engines and I didn't get any results. Oh well, it's still a bait and switch in my book and I do not recommend.

Has anyone tried [URL]http://cleveland.backpage.com/BodyRubs/new-leeh-happy-holidays-let-me-warm-you-up100-nuru-spl-cc-accpt/20300199[/URL] I was wondering if she's worth it and if the place is nice. Also [URL]http://cleveland.backpage.com/BodyRubs/new-lucky-come-warm-up-with-me-100hh-nuru-spl-here-till-cc-accepted/25051658[/URL] is at the same place. Any reviews?

[QUOTE=ThissGuyy211;2734769]Has anyone tried [URL]http://cleveland.backpage.com/BodyRubs/new-leeh-happy-holidays-let-me-warm-you-up100-nuru-spl-cc-accpt/20300199[/URL] I was wondering if she's worth it and if the place is nice. Also [URL]http://cleveland.backpage.com/BodyRubs/new-lucky-come-warm-up-with-me-100hh-nuru-spl-here-till-cc-accepted/25051658[/URL] is at the same place. Any reviews?[/QUOTE]Those all look like fake pics to me.

[QUOTE=LonelyGuy1976;2733482][URL]http://cleveland.backpage.com/BodyRubs/a-sensual-nude-no-rush-upscale-full-body-massage-look-no-further-call-now/26235366[/URL]

That carpal tunnel thing might be one of the oldest bs lines in the book. I always figured those pictures to be fake anyways.[/QUOTE]The massage therapists that do deep tissue on a regular basis have a limited life time to do massage and do get carpal tunnel after awhile.