Streetwalker Reports

Frank McCourt was a Maryland state senator, who disappeared decades ago during a legislative session and turned up discovering himself in Nepal! Luskin and McCourt later were in the process of redeveloping the Baltimore Fishmarket complex -- where the bars and Port Discovery are located. They sank millions into the project but failed to pay some small amounts of taxes and fees. Without them paying any attention, the city sold it at a tax sale. The McCourt/Luskin partnership had something like six months to pay the overdue amounts -- with interest. They failed to do so and a bunch of investors took control of the building and sold it to the city at a great profit.
Sic transit.

You guys are full of interesting information. Are you preparing for a Baltimore trivia contest? This stuff is really off topic, but I like it.

[QUOTE=Dr.Monger]I am a little confused. Where is the Heather that you titled this report after? Also, what is P/P? Did you mean Patapsco? PP usually means a whole different part of town.

Dr. Monger[/QUOTE]My bad. I should have said I found HEATHER at Locust.

[QUOTE=Baltimonger]
Next we need to educate Bench about "Mr. Ray".[/QUOTE]

I'm game as long as it involves copious amounts of alcohol and you promise me we can play dial a hooker.

It seems like I'm having no luck at all with the Balto "dial a ho" game. I called Heather this afternoon on my way into town and she told me that she was out and about, just call her when I got close to Pontiac. 30 minutes later, I made the call and went to voicemail. OK, she's servicing one of you guys so, unselfish gentleman that I am, I head down to the 7 11 to have a cup of bad coffee and wait for whatever monger beat me out to drop a wad and finish up. 30 minutes later, no call so I hit some back streets to see what was available,

At the turn onto Fairhaven, I spot Luann. Did quick circle of the block as I had some clown right on my tail. He went straight at the 2nd turn so I picked up the ho. 37, about 5' 1 and 115, brunette. The face looked a little hard but the smallish B cups under the sweatshirt seemed fine for a girl that's obviously been on the streets for a while. Did my OB/GYN exam (my version of the LEO check that doubles as an opportunity to get a sniff of anything that smells bad before going any further). She passed the sniff test and agreed to 30 FS with a tip for top performance, so we headed for the notel. It was too early for Tims since I wanted a room for the night and didn't want to shell out 65 bucks. I was planning to come back in the evening with one of the Hos that had been reviewed highly here. Got a room and started to disrobe when she tells me that although she's clean now, she had an abcess cut out of her thigh 2 years ago. I looked and it must have been a bad but the scar was not new so the little head prevailed. What an outstanding BBBJ! I've been in this game longer than the boards have been in existence and can't remember better head. I almost let the game end there but pushed her back onto the bed for some mish, then doggie. I slipped my thumb into the brownie while pumping that poon and met no resistance so, slowly slid in the back door. I no sooner got in then she started moaning, thrashing and coming. I'm fine with the fake orgasms that I generally get but this one was without a doubt, genuine. IT was also the 1st of many over the next hour and a half. No rush. This chick was having a good time and so was I. By the time Ileft, I'd forgotten all about my plans to return with another Ho. Bad news was that this one wasn't going to be able to come back out after 9 PM. I collected her digits for a future event and brought her back to Fairhaven/ Gladly handed her the promised 30 and a jackson tip. Here's my read: Face 4, body 5, attitude 10, passion factor 9. Would for sure, repeat.

[QUOTE=Baltimonger]Next we need to educate Bench about "Mr. Ray".[/QUOTE]
Why, did he not watch Channel 45 after school as a kid?

Not Captain Chesapeake, we are talking about the hair weave guy right? lol

Dr. Monger

Came back to town after my previous adventure with Luann and hit the WW loop. Right away, I spotted a tall slim blonde with a felt ear wrap looking very cold. Took quick turn around the block, looking for donut chasers and gave the nod as I went past and pulled into a side street. The blonde followed and quickly jumped into the car. I pulled off and asked about doing my OB/GYN LEO check and kept driving while she fumbled around loosening her belt. I was starting to get suspicious because she was taking so long but just about the time I was going to pull over and let her out, I realized that she was having to undo belt, jeans and some dayum longjohns. I dipped my hand behind the belt and snaked down to the cooze. Lightly fuzzed and the finger passed the sniff test so off we went to the previously rented notel. This girl had nothing to say the entire ride. Answered my questions but that was it. Talk about a non conversationalist. However she did look clean and much prettier than your average WW Ho. We got to the room and she agreed to a pair of Jacksons for multiple pops. No anal but I had pretty much had my fill of brownie earlier in the day. Started out with an average BBBJ and I was staring at that very pretty, lightly haied cooze. I'm not usually into DATY with street girls but since I had figured out from questioning her that she was a long term "friend" of bisexy Sarah, that just maybe I could get something turned on, some how. After 15 minutes of DATY, I asked if she were getting anything out of it. She answered that she'd already come twice, "Didn't you feel my legs spasm? ". Oh well, if a twitch was all I was going to get, so be it. Slid into her mish and got just about as much reaction as my tongue had achieved earlier. Flipped her over for doggie and when I went to grab her hair, she pulled it away. Hell, if I can't have her hair to hang onto, how the hell am I going to steer? I told her if we were gonna get this old man rolling, it was up to her, so with a minimum of groaning and complaining "I don't like to be on top", she started a decent, if uninspired CG. I popped and although she had agreed to multiple pops, told her to get dressed, that I was fini. Luann, who I reported in my last post was nothing to write home about in terms of pretty, was awesome in the bed. This chick, who could have been very pretty with clothes and make up. Left a lot to be desired in the sack. So here's my read: Victoria 5'9, 125, blonde Face 7, body 6, A cups, attitude 3, passion factor 0. Took digits but would not repeat.

Not impressed at all, thoght I had something special after previous report. Picked her up the other nite and got all exited when she said her name. Long dark hair, short with nice butt and looked like nice tits. She was talking ninty mile an hour, I realized she was skyed up on cocaine. Went to parking spot and when she got undressed, disappointed. What used to be nice natural large breasts were deflated & sagging. Then she kept apoligising she needed a shower badly. Decided to to get BBJWCIM which was just so so. She is on the drug down hill slide badly, would probable not repeat. She looks cute, 5'2 about 110 lbs. Oh well, they come and they go.

Lovemuscle,
Damn, DATY with any SW is risky, but Victoria? I had FS with her once, at a house on the corner of Bentalou & McHenry, and she seemed to have a bit of an odor coming from below.

I was case searching Leah from CB, and it looks like her and 2 mongers got popped by AA county LE for a lewd act a few weeks ago. Anybody know the story?

Mr. Ray, a white guy who was king of B'more hair weaves, and the thickest East Bawlmer accent on radio & TV.

How about Larry's Chevrolet ("I'm just wild about Larry") or Jhoon Rhee ("Nobody bothers me")?

I'm geezing.

[QUOTE=Baltimonger]
How about Larry's Chevrolet ("I'm just wild about Larry") or Jhoon Rhee ("Nobody bothers me")?

I'm geezing.[/QUOTE]

Speaking of Larry, there are a few of you i expected to hear from and have not as of yet... this next RT is going to be small, but very very very very very hot. I mean, hella hot. Did I mention hot? We have a date in mind, location and guest list is still up for grabs, entertainment is almost done being selected for the occasion. If you've never been to one of these before, don't bother asking for an invite unless you've fucked a girl in the same room as me.

Bench


(nobody bothers me either)

[QUOTE=Benchseats Rock]Speaking of Larry, there are a few of you i expected to hear from and have not as of yet... this next RT is going to be small, but very very very very very hot. I mean, hella hot. Did I mention hot? We have a date in mind, location and guest list is still up for grabs, entertainment is almost done being selected for the occasion. If you've never been to one of these before, don't bother asking for an invite unless you've fucked a girl in the same room as me.

Bench


(nobody bothers me either)[/QUOTE]
Maybe if you cleared out your PM inbox (which is full) you might get some more messages :)

Dr. Monger

[QUOTE=Dr.Monger]Maybe if you cleared out your PM inbox (which is full) you might get some more messages :)

Dr. Monger[/QUOTE]

Yeah, my bad.
PM away....


Bench

Picked up Shelly on Wilkens and Pulaski. Tall big blonde girl kind of manly face but doable. Has a tramp stamp in the usual place. This girl sucks at giving head. I could have jerked off and it would have felt better. Tried to give her directions but she acted like she couldn't do what I was saying. Totally lackluster service. So many girls now a days are doing this kind of piss poor BJ where they kind of pinch your cock with just two fingers and go up and down and barely put there mouth on your cock. Will never pick her up again. Total waste of time.

Then picked up a white girl named Stephanie (NOT Hawaiian Stephanie), 23 on Wilkens. Kind of cute but nothing to write home about. She also gave a half assed BJ but at least she could take direction when I gave it to her. Again though in both encounters I literally had to jack myself off in the end to make myself cum.

Too many of these girls out there, so called "pros", need to brush up on their skills. There is nothing worse than driving all the way up there and circling forever only to get shitty service.

Unfortunately with so few to choose from these days its hard to be picky.


On another note....went to the Block the night before and found Jessica on the sidewalk outside the bars. Now this girl is pretty hot for a SW. White petite brunette with her hair pulled back. Very pretty face. Took her to a spot and got an excellent BJ. Says she used to dance at Pussycat and Flamingo. Now she's an independent contractor I guess.

If you can find these girls outside the clubs its much more cost effective to get with them then to waste your time paying for anything in those clip joints.

-LM

Mongers,

This is a report about Kim, 37, brunette and quite a dope-fine. You can find her on York Road, south of Northern Parkway, and Harford Road and Hamilton, in Hamilton.

Kim is bad, drug-wise. It is sad. At her worst she offered sex for $10, I left. These days, she is scabbed up. A BJ is all most should accept from her these days. If she is dope-sick, her coochie is always drippin something. If you have sex with her, have a condom on!

I first encountered Kim on York Road, six years ago. She had been working at a local dive bar and was hard up for money. I invited her back to my place and had everything for. 25. She was nervous, new, and willing to please. She was healthy then. Now, close your eyes.

[QUOTE=Lindo]Mongers,

This is a report about Kim, 37, brunette and quite a dope-fine. You can find her on York Road, south of Northern Parkway, and Harford Road and Hamilton, in Hamilton.

Kim is bad, drug-wise. It is sad. At her worst she offered sex for $10, I left. These days, she is scabbed up. A BJ is all most should accept from her these days. If she is dope-sick, her coochie is always drippin something. If you have sex with her, have a condom on!

I first encountered Kim on York Road, six years ago. She had been working at a local dive bar and was hard up for money. I invited her back to my place and had everything for. 25. She was nervous, new, and willing to please. She was healthy then. Now, close your eyes.[/QUOTE]

Goodness, from the sound of it I wouldnt even trust a BJ from her unless it was covered.