Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Chitownman]All I have to say is that EllHomme Spa has the best Legit Massage Around. No, I do not own the joint, or work their, but that busty half Asian woman gives the best massage ever. There is noway she would do extras, but who cares. I will be back.

By the way, Yin Spa can be fun. Ria loves it when you take control and make her call you daddy =)[/QUOTE]You say that Ell Homme Spa has the best legit massage around.

Isn't that over stating it just a bit? It's like claiming the best pizza in Chicago. Tastes are always going to vary.

Please don't take this personally, I'm a little suspect given their prices & the general upscaleness of this place, that they could be "the best around." For my hard earned cash, any "best" would not have a sheet or towel but that's something that
we don't know from your "report".

I got that itch and decided to drop by for a massage. As usuall great table shower, massage and follow through with HJ. But I'm getting kinda bored with the same old AMP. Any new talent out there that someone could recomend. Maybe a EMP w/good service?

The Massage Schoool on Irving is open again (well, their sign is up again. Not sure if they ever did close). I stopped in to check the place out and the kinda rude mammasan (wouldn't get off her cell phone) said that they have 6 polish girls there most days.

Any info on the girls there?

Ok what should you tip, tip what you like, if its good,

If not or they do not give the full time walk out, a story a friend of mine tipped 13. 00 the mt. Asked for 20, so the clint

Gave 20. If the mt asks for money you don't have to tip. By the way the mt was reported to the better bussiness bureau solution had to give back to the client $7. 00

When I go I pay 50 or sometimes free includes table shower

As for door fee no such thing, if its 60 thats all you have to pay

Remember supply an demand, I get to no the place, I also try and help those people, sometimes I have lunch etc. You can get most anything for around a 100 or so including tip.

For place that are not, to much, try winnie? There are others.

Hope this helps.

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[QUOTE=Robert Vesco]I've made several visits to different places in recent weeks and at the end of one session was requested not to post any reviews or comments on the internet!

Seems they didn't want leo reading the reports and then making a visit.

I don't think it was this site that they have seen, but they wouldn't say.

Guys, any comments?[/QUOTE]There have been alot of busts lately. I can understand their concern. LE cannot use these websites to raid and bust these palces. There must be a complaint filed and I think they need a warrant. With that said you know damn well some over zealous vice guys are here all the time. These are probably the same guys with a $2, 000 a month habit. Me, I with guys like Ron Paul. It's none of the government's business if any cash is exchanged for services provided so long as no one is doing it against their will. Hell, its a bigger crime when I blow $200 on dinner and a civilian broad doesnt put out. Bust her! She's the damn criminal!

I would seek admin's call on this one. Any thoughts?

Mercy is fairly legit at both locations. I have been a monthly customer and have always been satisified with the massage. I have gotten extras, last one was topless HJ, but I've been going there for a while. Good massage for the price. Usually leave spending. 85 (all inclusive) I doubt FS is on the menu here.

[QUOTE=Raoul Duke]or an apprenticeship at Hustler. Now there's an idea for a reality TV show.

Senor Duke found himself all wound up so he stopped at Mercy in CT and was introduced to Mary. Big yawn. Perhaps I caught her on an off day, let's hope so because I received the most uninspired massage I've had in long time. I considered getting up and leaving, heading over to Walgreen's pharmacy waiting area, sitting in the massage chair and jerking myself off. The massage and release would have been much better and I would have saved myself some money. Let's face it, it never hurts to have a couple of extra bucks in the bank when there's a psychological recession taking place.

On a separate note, there have been pics of some real hotties on CL lately. Of course, I'm taking them with a grain of salt. I'd TOFTT, but I'd probably be met by Leo or a bait and switch.[/QUOTE]

It's been a while since I've been to Lisunia's but I always had Ivanna and there was a short kinda cute spanish girl named Myra who has a nice little sexy body with a tight firm ass. I always request her when Ivanna wasn't there and got the VIP (.90) with the nude massage for the extra $. I remember her moaning as my hands were roaming her body and as I was sucking on her nips. One time for some reason during the HJ I lasted a lot longer than I had though and could tell she was getting tired and kept oiling up the stick at least 4 times before the finish. I don't know if she's still there but she was one of my favorites. Ivanna is also great and once offered me a covered BJ while I was having the VIP plus the nude massage. I declined as it would've been .290 altogether and as sexy as she is I can get fs elsewhere for a way better price. Otherwise she's got a great body and she's into the HJ, and at least for me she mimicks as she strokes me like she's going to give me a bj with her tongue action and blowing on my stick and all. I haven't been there in while although I get tempted to go back but .190 for a nude VIP massage is way too much.



[QUOTE=Jesus Collins]There have been alot of reports about the girls here and what the protocal here so I have decided to do an inventory about my experiences and the many PM's I have received and have decided to break down what you can expect.

First I should mention that I think that this place was 100% legit (for what it's worth for a time , maybe before 07- late 06)

Secondly you can get an outstanding CMT style massage here. Also
I find the place to be clean and pleasant. The steam shower is great, take advantage of it.

If you want extras, you will need to make a VIP appointment.

Now , the girls...

Lucy: a CMT very good massage , no extras and a sweet girl. I doubt anyone has got passed the massage. She has also been here the longest.

Ivanna: Tall, thin, small breasts ..will go naked and reports say BJ although I've never been offered. Great experience.

Tina: Very hot polish provider. Fake 36c breasts. Will go naked, sessions are inconsistant but overal a good time.

Marina: Petite, good looking but not as hot as Tina or Ivanna..the most intercative of the 3. A good time indeed. She may have left.

Maggie: Cute ..will go naked, nice body but no where near Tina's..sort of Mechanical.

Liana: Very cute. Nice body. Way too much pubic hair for a gal that young. Mechanical.

Olga: never had the pleasure..she is the biggest of the gals at 5'7 and about 150 but DD's. Good experience from what I undersatnd.

Julia: Beautiful. 5'1 blonde hair. To this point has been purely legit but has hinted at extras.

Maria: Best CMT in the biz..hinted big time at extras , others have crossed that line with her or so they have reported. She is gone to the best of my knowledge.

Melanie: In my opinion she wat the hottest of the crew looks wise but her service was awful. She is at 4 aces now.

Have I forgotten anyone???? Im sure I have had other girls but theye were all sent down to the minors.

Contrary to reports there is no back "vip" room there, only a room that is further back and more seculded. FS is not on the daily menu here, and the only real reports have been getting the gals outside of the spa and some of these have been on very weak footing. I am fairly certain that FS has never happened in the confines of the spa. YMMV. Also, I should mention that this place is not for discount shoppers. Extras inside and outside of the daily menu have only been provided when the pocket book has been opened up.

So to the Newbs who have been flooding my inbox, there you have it. Seriously , I have had at least 4 inquiries about this palce from mongers with 0 posts and many more with just 1. That triggered my LE sense a bit. Regulars are welcome to PM me.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Scooter Pie7]The Massage Schoool on Irving is open again (well, their sign is up again. Not sure if they ever did close). I stopped in to check the place out and the kinda rude mammasan (wouldn't get off her cell phone) said that they have 6 polish girls there most days.

Any info on the girls there?[/QUOTE]They are up and running don't know if they closed either but a good massage and Lisunia's type finish can be had there. As a matter of fact a former Lisunia's employee works there now.

I work along Irving Park road and have noticed that Irving has now become massage row. I've now stopped (a couple of time) into Pretty girl massage (west of cicero) and they have at least 4 or 5 different girls. (at least 2 are caucasian, probably Polish and all are reasonably attractive, 5-8's). I'll be stopping in later this week for a more indepth review. I like to do some recon work before I go into a place so I don't end up visiting a place just to end up with a hag-like 45+ massage lady.

I've also done some recon at Violet and found they only had one older lady. Probably 40+ (maybe a 6 if you like the more seasoned providers)

Stopped by Sky Spa on Fullerton (about 3400 west). 3 latinas. 35+ and none of them diet on a regular basis. Probably won't be having a further visit.

I'm also a frequent visitor to Lisunia. I almost always go for the 2 superstars there but I'm always checking out the other girls on the couch to see if they're worth a try. There are at least 2 new girls that I know of: Aya (she's a black girl. Used to be a stripper) and Erika. I haven't had the pleasure of Erika yet but she's about 5'5" thin and small B's. Probably a 6 or 7. If anyone has tried her out and had a positive experience please share.

Lastly I have visited Seven recently and had a girl named Anui. (it could be Anne who's been mentioned on the board recently) She's a great provider and I think very attractive. (an 8+) A nice body and a great attitude. Doesn't seem like she has a ton of experience but that is sometimes a plus as far as I'm concerned. Must be pretty young because her body is really tight and she' s got great B's (close to C's) that are really firm and totally real. Anyway she's worth trying out. The service sampled was HR. Nothing else requested so I don't know what else is on the menu.

I stopped by Xindy recently and got a massage by the oldest lady in the place. Not attractive at all and all I wanted was for the massage to be over.
On the flip, she motioned for a HR and I said yes, and she went so fast it hurt the boys. I had to tell her to slow down three times.
She didn't offer to get naked or anything, so I kept pulling her tank top down and playing with her tits. I think she was annoyed by it.
When I came, I shot her right in the face. I got my first squirt on her cheek. That made it sort of worth it.
Tipped her .2 and got the hell out of there.

On my way out, I saw April napping on the couch. Made me want to wake her up and take her into a room.

Next time when an ugly chick opens the door for me, I'll either ask for someone else or go for the half hour treatment.

Anyone know of any massage parlors with Latinas? PM me.

I hate trying to get the only one working at Seven Heavens.
I am going to have to start calling ahead there.

Visited Elegant yesterday afternoon. Selected Lily. Lily is probably late 40's (probably 60). but, I am older as well, so age is not that big of a factor. Good body with b's and those nice asian nips. Good massage and all else for .8 tip. Door is .5. She was wearing a short dress with these goofy panty hose. I complimented her on the panty hose and touched them and off they came. Obviously she understood my intentions.

I smile a lot and try to compliment them as best as they can understand. But, I believe that their limited Engrish is only the following words:
Hello, thank you, are you ok and of course, any dollar amount.

As I was leaving, a fellow monger was getting a pedicure. Might try that next time with a girl with a skirt so that I can look up the skirt while she is giving me the pedicure - arent I perverted?

[QUOTE=Jesus Collins]There have been alot of busts lately. I can understand their concern. LE cannot use these websites to raid and bust these palces.[/QUOTE]I don't want to burst your bubble, but LE CAN use postings here as probable cause to obtain a warrant and bust a place. Now, that does not mean they will. I would like to think they have much better things to do with all the gang bangers and shit going on out there. But what I would like to think and reality don't often collide.

[QUOTE=Raincoater]I don't want to burst your bubble, but LE CAN use postings here as probable cause to obtain a warrant and bust a place. Now, that does not mean they will. I would like to think they have much better things to do with all the gang bangers and shit going on out there. But what I would like to think and reality don't often collide.[/QUOTE]Really?

Hmm. One would assume reports here are hearsay, but I guess that would be in the courtroom only, LE could use the reports for a bust, but they couldn't be used as evidence? That's F'd up! I aggree though. There are much bigger crimes.

Anyone spent anytime with Miss Mina? She advertises from time to time on CL.