So I attempted to book a session with Miss E. Every interaction over the phone has her slurring her words. She wasn't sober all day. She asked for picture verification, which I imagine for most folks is a non starter. We made it past that, and she said to give her an hour to feed her cats and sort herself out since she just got home. I then don't hear from her for several hours. Texts go unanswered, calls ignored. Then suddenly I give her one more try and she answers the phone. Asks what happened to me. I go ahead and tell her I'm available now. She says she's going to need over an hour to get herself together. Ok sure. I give her multiple heads up when I depart, when I'm halfway, when I'm about to park, when I park. She then asks for more time because her cat supposedly made a mess, but I should run to the liquor store for supplies. I ignore this request. 15 minutes later I call her up and tell her that I'm outside and this isn't cool. She blows up at me telling me she just needs 3 more minutes to wipe her ass. She goes on about how I'm not who she thought I was, and how she can tell a lot about someone's vibe. She basically chastises me for more than the 3 ass wiping minutes and I finally just hang up on her. She's fucking nuts. Maybe if you catch her on a good day she's good to go. I did my best to be patient with her, but she is not right, and a major time waster.
