Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=TruthSeaker; 1210858]"

Where do you get this sense of superiority and grandeur to order me not to respond and then, some how if I do I am not a man, because you have decreed it? You have a huge ego. You have some mental issues to tell people not to post and decide that if they dare not follow your orders, they are not a man.

Why don't you take your "special senior status" shove it and stop lecturing members, realize that you do not control this board or others thoughts, opinions and feelings, and get back to positive contributions to this board and stop seeing yourself as God. [/QUOTE]Gentlemen please please please keep the boards clean of this as this is not the intended use and you are both aware of this so please air your laundry in private if it contains no relevancy to the thread topic.

Respectfully.

Chef

[QUOTE=Pbwardy02;1210942]What a douche post. Seriously, are you a pig? Go for yourself and contribute. I love seeing newbees demanding for info. What a hoot.[/QUOTE]We are here to help and guide others in the hobby not cut them down and I personally respectfully disagree as I didn't perceive his post as a demand but more so as a request. Lets help each other and teach the ways.

My advice to you Brants is to go see a few providers and post some relevant info even see a provider that advertises here and have her vouch for you so all will be well.

Chef

[QUOTE=TruthSeaker; 1210858]"

Where do you get this sense of superiority and grandeur to order me not to respond and then, some how if I do I am not a man, because you have decreed it? You have a huge ego. You have some mental issues to tell people not to post and decide that if they dare not follow your orders, they are not a man.

Why don't you take your "special senior status" shove it and stop lecturing members, realize that you do not control this board or others thoughts, opinions and feelings, and get back to positive contributions to this board and stop seeing yourself as God. [/QUOTE]I can't tell you anything but you tell me to STFU, and proceed in this post to tell me what to do, an interesting brain process.

Well folks here is some other interesting info on Mr. Truth Seeker, I got a very interesting PM today from a provider that is trusted and known on this board and whom I've know for quite some time, we're friends although we have never had a "Business relationship".

Mr. Seeker has given several false pieces of verification to a close friend of hers including false provider references, her friend did an extensive background and has come to the conclusion he is a COP. About 6 wks ago another monger Pm'd me with the same conclusion, at the time I blew it off to a little paranoia about a new member.

NOW, after reading his no information posts, re-hashes of girls others have seen, post building atta-boy posts and aggressive posts very much like an insecure, uniform wearing bully, and a providers background check, I think I concur. My Godlike opinion is watch your ass and take all his info with a lot of salt on it. Don't get trapped.

And T/S you lied when you said "we were supposed to meet months ago and I never showed, total BS, the only people I've ever met from here were at lunch, a wine party and a few at Bliss, I would never meet you to fight you, apparently you would like that, but that is the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard. I know the people on here that know me would laugh at your statement, so now I know for certain that your a first rate prevaricator.(Lying sack of shit).

AND T / S I still don't think your a man, I think your a BULLY COP, until and unless I hear differently from a strong verified source. That's all I have to say on the subject, the rest of you can judge for yourself.-VS

I took a very quick look and in the last few weeks you have accussed 3 members of being LEO. In post 6461 you accuse Barolo, in post 6300 you accuse slappysalami and of course me. I looked back about 60 seconds worth and saw you have this habit. Also I will have to recheck the math but about 84% of your 1019 posts are about bullshit and have no meaningful value for hobbyists whatsoever, unless then want to hear the egotistical rants of a nut.

So how many confidential PMs did you get from members and providers to verify and prove your claims? NONE.

Yeah that figures.

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[QUOTE=OldPumper;1209454]Google her number or go to modelmayhem. Com for more pictures of him or her. I apologise in advance if I'm wrong but I think that gal was born a man from the looks of some of the pictures on her site and the manly looking face. Just saying. If you go TOFTT be sure to look the parts over really good and let the rest of us know how it went. There are some excellent plastic surgeons out there that can fool even the best eye so pay good attention to details. OP[/QUOTE]Ummm since you mentioned it she does look manly, still look better than 99% of them out there, LOL

Seems some want info on elite. Its worth it. The girls are hot and friendly so right now the talent is where its at. Just be friendly and take care of them. Its not rocket science. Sometimes they run specials when they are slow and that is to be taken advantage of. I don't know their names but you really can't go wrong. They will treat you right as long as you are a gentlemen.

Vs the post below. I disagree. They will treat you right if you pay them more. Anyplace that charges more per level of clothing or lack of is the type of girls that will upsell everything. Yes the specials are usually really good but that's just so the girl can charge more for a typical HE. As for anyone YMMV. Mine just didn't reach that far. I've had FS cheaper than what some girls want for a hand shake at elite.

Its new only open 3 months. Right before obt and osceola pkwy in plaza of Tomatoes food store. Typical 80 an hour. Very thorough ts, awsome walking on back. Okay HE due to Omi, Amy, which ever her name had sinus problems and wasn't into it.

Amy was a little older but nice looking asian. Awsome at the massage part.

I will repeat to try the younger girl next time. She was hot looking.

Can we maybe get a ***** / moan thread? I understand that members often have disagreements with each other or providers and members or even providers and providers, but damn I get tired of seeing the back and forth.

This isn't directed at anyone in particular, but come on! If you are this stressed out about what some douche on the internet says then you need to go out and get some more tail.

In other news, I had another great experience at Island. Island and Royal are my mainstays. They are just plain old reliable, never a fuss, and I always get what I expected and more without any hassle or upsell. Julie is the best at Royal IMO and Jennie at Island of course.

I took a chance and went to see Kate in College Park. I was nervous about the whole thing since there were no reviews, speculation that she is / was a man, and no one here has reported on her despite all the inquires. Well, here it is. She is not a man now, and I doubt she ever was. It was some kind of miracle surgery if she was born a man. I'm no expert on the subject, but I don't think even the best surgeon could make the promised land look and feel that realistic if there was a pole sticking out before.

She looks like the girl in her pictures, without doubt. I will say some of the modeling photos are likely to be airbrushed, but same face and body for the most part. She says she used to be a pro boxer for 5 years. She has the body that would make me believe it (very athletic and slightly muscular). Her boobs are obviously bolt-ons, but feel natural.

I spent 1/2 hour with her and it was worth the $. The only downside is that she will talk your ear off. One of her websites says her doctor told her she is manic all the time. That couldn't be closer to the truth. She was hyper, energetic, and talked my ear off the whole time. But, the HE was entusiastic so I will definitely repeat!

Kate should use normal pics like one of the ones she posted in her ad. Those model pics just make it all look too fake and throws up a lot of question marks as to whether she's legit or not.

[QUOTE=Lrpilot; 1211603]I took a chance and went to see Kate in College Park. I was nervous about the whole thing since there were no reviews, speculation that she is / was a man, and no one here has reported on her despite all the inquires. Well, here it is. She is not a man now, and I doubt she ever was. It was some kind of miracle surgery if she was born a man. I'm no expert on the subject, but I don't think even the best surgeon could make the promised land look and feel that realistic if there was a pole sticking out before.

She looks like the girl in her pictures, without doubt. I will say some of the modeling photos are likely to be airbrushed, but same face and body for the most part. She says she used to be a pro boxer for 5 years. She has the body that would make me believe it (very athletic and slightly muscular). Her boobs are obviously bolt-ons, but feel natural.

I spent 1/2 hour with her and it was worth the $. The only downside is that she will talk your ear off. One of her websites says her doctor told her she is manic all the time. That couldn't be closer to the truth. She was hyper, energetic, and talked my ear off the whole time. But, the HE was entusiastic so I will definitely repeat![/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Caravaggio2000; 1211551]Can we maybe get a */moan thread? I understand that members often have disagreements with each other or providers and members or even providers and providers, but damn I get tired of seeing the back and forth.

This isn't directed at anyone in particular, but come on! If you are this stressed out about what some douche on the internet says then you need to go out and get some more tail.[/QUOTE]I completely agree but will never happen. I just think the mods need to approve less posts of this nature. Also I drove by os a few days ago and they were still down.

[QUOTE=Exec Talent; 1211485]TruthSeaker it is time to go. First for not knowing how to spell "seeker" and second for posting another member's private messsage publicly. At this juncture I do not think it is important to know if you are LEO, what is important is that you violated the trust another member of this forum placed in you.

I hope the other members of this forum will join me in not caring to read anything else you write by putting you on ignore. [/QUOTE]I agree time for TS to go adios.

[QUOTE=Exec Talent; 1211485]TruthSeaker it is time to go. First for not knowing how to spell "seeker" and second for posting another member's private messsage publicly. At this juncture I do not think it is important to know if you are LEO, what is important is that you violated the trust another member of this forum placed in you.

I hope the other members of this forum will join me in not caring to read anything else you write by putting you on ignore.[/QUOTE]Our votes don't matter, but if we are voting, I vote that VS should be the one to go.

However, I do do agree that someone calling themselves a seeker should know how to spell their own name.

[QUOTE=Citywalk;1211661]I agree time for TS to go adios.[/QUOTE]After PMs from both of them I'm more inclined to say that they are both acting like children on what is meant to be an adult forum for sharing information not the drama that has been going on.

Let's take a quick look at the situation as a whole, (This Is The Massage Parlor Reports Thread) not the very slowly and truth seaker thread.

One was wrong for this thing done and the other for that thing done. That's it, there hasn't been a thread relevant post from either in this ongoing pissing match.

So let's get back to what this forum is about and have some fun.

Keep the personal like / dislike / drama off the board and in PMs.

I know many agree with me on this as I have gotten quite a few PMs from people on OUR forum that wish for this to all cease and don't get why its so hard to take YOUR private matter to PMs.

Chef

Let me show you amateur fucks how it is done:

I toftt last week and saw Andrea who advertises on BP and CL in the massage section. When I saw her I immediately recognized her. She is that deaf girl from the MP on Colonial and 417 that switches up their girls with the horrid looking women at Windsong in Apopka. Andrea looks decent with and gives an average massage. She talks as if she were retarded because she is deaf. I was bored during the massage so I kept saying these adsurd things to her like 'I want to stick my dick between your toes' and 'I want to lick your ****' because I knew she could not hear. I do stupid shit to entertain myself, what can I say. I fell asleep towards the end of my massage. In my dream I got a good handshake and was able to give a good pat over the clothing. .7 and. 3 for the tip was the damage. One can certainly spend. $ at a lot better places in Orlando. She actually shares a studio with our favorite dick tease Heather off of Temple Ave and the intersection with Howell Branch Road. I would certainly avoid this place. Learn from my mistake.

[url]http://orlando.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/touch-of-the-irish-by-andrea-winter-park/4682168[/url]

I saw Athena this past Monday on a whim. For some reason I can't explain I was attracted to her post. Perhaps it is the thrill of the unknown. As one monger so cleverly put it the other day, the thrill is in the chase, not necessarily the ending regardless of how happy one is in the end. At any rate, I texted back and forth with her and set up an appointment time. WHAT A BODY! Holy shit. She has a tight ass body, huge cans, and a nice ass. She is puerto rican and a great personality. When she said her price was. $$, I thought on passing her up, but seeing her in person, I'm glad I deceided to follow thru. She does the session at her place. Very nice, safe neighborhood in Casselberry / Winter Park. Session began with her getting fully comfertable pretty quickly. I fell asleep pretty fast. In my dream, my hands were free to roam in wonderland and got a nice handshake towards the end of the dream. I promptly woke up quite satisfied. I'm sure more could be had by the talented and charming mongerer like myself with future visits. The only creepy part is that she has pictures of her and her husband in the room. Kind of wierd, but I didn't care. While she is pricy, one pays for quality.

[url]http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs/sexy-latina-to-relax-you-28/4465382[/url]

There you have it you filthy animals. I'm disgusted by every last one of you yet feel an unspoken bond to every last one of you degenerates. Like me, I'm sure a lot of you are professionals who enjoy the chase of a good hand shake and possibly more. I have at least 6-7 more good reviews like this which I will share via PM for any of you freaks that give me a good review on a specific provider or location that does not get reviewed much on here. Don't waste my time and yours asking me for more reviews via PM without bringing a good experience. Depending on how good your experience is, I will share mine which include multiple FS providers which are very low key. I don't' want to hear about Asahi or any other MP that has been reviewed here at nauseum.

I will post two more good reviews on here in a month or two when I have time to kill at my office.

Later ladies.

[QUOTE=The Chef1; 1211715]After PMs from both of them I'm more inclined to say that they are both acting like children on what is meant to be an adult forum for sharing information not the drama that has been going on.

Let's take a quick look at the situation as a whole, (This Is The Massage Parlor Reports Thread) not the very slowly and truth seaker thread.

One was wrong for this thing done and the other for that thing done. That's it, there hasn't been a thread relevant post from either in this ongoing pissing match.

So let's get back to what this forum is about and have some fun.

Keep the personal like / dislike / drama off the board and in PMs.

I know many agree with me on this as I have gotten quite a few PMs from people on OUR forum that wish for this to all cease and don't get why its so hard to take YOUR private matter to PMs.

Chef[/QUOTE]Sure wish they'd appoint a mod to this section. Three attacks and you're gone, no matter what. Too much of this board is loaded with trash talk.

[QUOTE=Comala57;1211544]Vs the post below. I disagree. They will treat you right if you pay them more. Anyplace that charges more per level of clothing or lack of is the type of girls that will upsell everything. Yes the specials are usually really good but that's just so the girl can charge more for a typical HE. As for anyone YMMV. Mine just didn't reach that far. I've had FS cheaper than what some girls want for a hand shake at elite.[/QUOTE]There is no better place where the acronym YMMV more then at Elite. For. 8, I got more then I could ever bargain for at most other MP in Orlando.

Elite is a great place to test how good of a monger you really are. I consider myself a top notch monger and I love this place because most of the girls that work at Elite are true amateurs that have been doing this for a very short period of time. It is much easier to game and have more relaxing experiences from these girls then most seasoned and jaded therapist.

I guess I'll be taking TS off of my Christmas card list now!

I give up this one. Massage was a 6. Looks 7. Same clothes as last time didn't warm up to any stimulating conversation. Had to finish on my own. Wasn't leaving sad. Won't be back.

[QUOTE=Moonlightbiker;1211750]Sure wish they'd appoint a mod to this section. Three attacks and you're gone, no matter what. Too much of this board is loaded with trash talk.[/QUOTE]Great suggestion! The people that point the most, are the people I trust the least! I'm just saying.

[QUOTE=Moonlightbiker;1211750]Sure wish they'd appoint a mod to this section. Three attacks and you're gone, no matter what. Too much of this board is loaded with trash talk.[/QUOTE]How do we get it done?

[QUOTE=Smokedmeat;1211821]I give up this one. Massage was a 6. Looks 7. Same clothes as last time didn't warm up to any stimulating conversation. Had to finish on my own. Wasn't leaving sad. Won't be back.[/QUOTE]R you referring to the Russian in the Kmart plaza? When you say you finished on your own, did she allow you to finish it front of her?

Had some time / spending money, so I hit up IT in Maitland last week. Got June, a new girl (been there 2 weeks). Very athletic body, kind of on the big and tall side for an Asian lady, but still very pretty. Paid for an hour with a TS, where she paid attention to all areas. I asked for light touch after some backwalking, and she gave a very good massage.

Friendly girl, definitely came out of her shell after I talked to her, which is probably why the HE was so hot. She had either been in the biz for a while and knew how to fake it, or she really got into making sure I was happy. Either way it worked for me! Some roaming with a standard handshake. Will repeat. This place never seems to let me down.

8 +.4

[QUOTE=Caravaggio2000; 1211551]Can we maybe get a */moan thread? I understand that members often have disagreements with each other or providers and members or even providers and providers, but damn I get tired of seeing the back and forth.

This isn't directed at anyone in particular, but come on! If you are this stressed out about what some douche on the internet says then you need to go out and get some more tail.

In other news, I had another great experience at Island. Island and Royal are my mainstays. They are just plain old reliable, never a fuss, and I always get what I expected and more without any hassle or upsell. Julie is the best at Royal IMO and Jennie at Island of course. [/QUOTE]I second ypur first statement!

Been to Island in Altamonte many times, they seem to move them in and move them out but always have been happy! Glad to hear Jeanie is there now she is one of my AMP ATFs. I use to frequent Asahi down the road but ran into to many negotiated tips for basic HE. I usually tip on how the service and massage was applied, if extended extras are desired I can understand that process. I must have missed something in my travels, where is Royal? Thanks for the info!

Laharvardkid

[QUOTE=Exec Talent; 1211485]TruthSeaker it is time to go. First for not knowing how to spell "seeker" and second for posting another member's private messsage publicly. At this juncture I do not think it is important to know if you are LEO, what is important is that you violated the trust another member of this forum placed in you.

I hope the other members of this forum will join me in not caring to read anything else you write by putting you on ignore. [/QUOTE]First off seak in truth seaker is a play on my occupation, It includes making cloth and clothes, so I did not spell it wrong, it was intended as a reference to my occupation.

Secondly if another member attacks me and accuses me of being leo, he has no expectation of privacy when it comes to his PMs, nor does the person that PMs me accusing me of the same thing and backing up his story.

If you feel his attacking me is OK and my response was inappropriate so be it. I have had many PMs supporting me, so to each his own. I am still waiting for the detailed background check that was done on me to be posted.

Trust is a 2 way street, when someone violates yours there is no reason they should expect you to keep theres.

Enough with this BS, its exactly what he wanted and I am done with it.

Do what you have to do and believe what you want.

[QUOTE=Overboard;1211845]How do we get it done?[/QUOTE]Seeing the attacks have started again, and they don't seem like they're ever going to end, I'll answer this question of how do we get a moderator appointed to this section. The site admin needs to be notified and a request needs to be made for a moderator to be appointed to this forum. This probably needs to be done by several members. Having an admin come in to scold a few members or delete posts isn't going to do it. A babysitter needs to be put in place.

There is a section on this site where you can go to post suggestions. I suggest those who are tired of the personal attacks make their concerns be known in this section and others. We all know why we're here and 90% of us don't give a rats ass who started this or who is right. Personal attacks don't belong on the board.

Rather than reply to this post and clog up this forum in yet another way, by supporting or attacking my suggestion, please feel free to go to this link and comment; [url]http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/showthread.php?9882-Moderator-Update&p=1212012#post1212012[/url]

I now return you to our regularly scheduled program.

Yes that one. She left the door half way open and kept coming and going walking past and asking if I was okay. Then asked me again when I paid her. Flakey!

[QUOTE=Jimhatz;1211872]R u referring to the Russian in the Kmart plaza? When you say you fished on your own, did she allow you to finish it front of her?[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=TruthSeaker;1211994]First off seak in truth seaker is a play on my occupation, It includes making cloth and clothes, so I did not spell it wrong, it was intended as a reference to my occupation[/QUOTE]I'll bet that he makes police uniforms. LOL.

See how ridiculous this can become.

If it is any consolation, we have the same petty thing happen in Pittsburgh quite often.

Pussy gentlemen pussy.

[QUOTE=Laharvardkid; 1211918]I second ypur first statement!

Been to Island in Altamonte many times, they seem to move them in and move them out but always have been happy! Glad to hear Jeanie is there now she is one of my AMP ATFs. I use to frequent Asahi down the road but ran into to many negotiated tips for basic HE. I usually tip on how the service and massage was applied, if extended extras are desired I can understand that process. I must have missed something in my travels, where is Royal? Thanks for the info!

Laharvardkid[/QUOTE]Royal is almost across the street from Asahi on 436. It used to have another name, but I can't recall as I only moved here a little while ago. Anyway, check it out. My only complaint about the place is that the table for the ts is tiny.

[QUOTE=The Chef1; 1211715]After PMs from both of them I'm more inclined to say that they are both acting like children on what is meant to be an adult forum for sharing information not the drama that has been going on.

Let's take a quick look at the situation as a whole, (This Is The Massage Parlor Reports Thread) not the very slowly and truth seaker thread.

One was wrong for this thing done and the other for that thing done. That's it, there hasn't been a thread relevant post from either in this ongoing pissing match.

So let's get back to what this forum is about and have some fun.

Keep the personal like / dislike / drama off the board and in PMs.

I know many agree with me on this as I have gotten quite a few PMs from people on OUR forum that wish for this to all cease and don't get why its so hard to take YOUR private matter to PMs.

Chef[/QUOTE]Ok TS has agreed to keep it private, lets see if VS will as well

After a long day of trying to set up an appt. With some of Orlando's top reviewed ladies, I had given up and found myself headed to Island Therapy on Altamonte Springs Road.

I arrived to find one truck in the front and when I entered I was told to come back in 45 minutes. I was so frustrated at that point I almost left but stuck it out while surfing the BP site on my Kindle in the car. The time actually did pass rather quickly and I entered after my fellow hobbyist left.

A very cute Jeannie answered the door and led me to a small room inside where I disrobed and then had me change to a much larger room before a very playful TS.

Back to the room where Jeannie did a nice medium massage and we talked the entire time. She is one of the more fluent English speaking Koreans I have been with. Now, in Pittsburgh, Koreans are usually the only ones to offer full service so I had my hopes up. Jeannie was quite sensual with her light touch and used her long reddish tinted hair to tickle and tease. A gently placed finger on my asshole was getting my hopes up. She let me remove her top and fondle her firm 36b (her quote) pair and kiss / suck those beautiful gum drop nipples. But when I asked her to remove her tight little shorts, she shook her head and pressed her finger to her lips while nodding towards the door.

She then proceeded to give me a decent HJ with nice follow through and a short massage of my thighs and abdomen afterwards. I tipped her 40 after the 80 session fee. She is a very nice and lovely gal but I can't see myself making that 40 minute trip again.

BTW, Jerseygirl did PM me this morning and explained why she could not answer my call and we are setting something up for early next week before I return north. I want to thank you guys for the info here on this site that led me to Jeannie. She is one of the more beautiful AMP girls I have ever been with. And there have been a lot over the past 30 plus years.

[QUOTE=The Chef1;1212582]Ok TS has agreed to keep it private, lets see if VS will as well[/QUOTE]Here is what I agree to.

I agree that Jackson moderates this Board, that Jackson owns this Board and that Jackson makes the rules. Period. I have been a posting member of this Board for over eight years and was a viewing member before it was on it's current URL.

One thing I've observed over the years is that Jackson doesn't respond well to whiners and crybabies on the Board and will not change his method of operation because of them. When things get out of hand he steps in and cleans up a thread or creates a thread for the discussion of that particular subject. If a member or members becomes particularly abusive he will ban them from the Board.

Until He bans you, you are free to express yourself anyway you want to, there was a time when new members walked softly and learned from senior members and didn't post ("Wow thanks!", or "nice catch, I'll have to try her", or "Good info Ronnie' etc, etc.) Obvious post count builders in an effort to increase credibility. Credibility has to be built on a foundation of information not on post count.

Any of you who don't believe I'm credible are welcome to put me on your ignore list, however I will not take any orders from someone who sees himself as some sort of moderator on here and he has less than 50 posts.

There are several new members who think that they know what this board is for, again that is for Jackson to decide, if he doesn't want it to be discussed it will not be, HE and only HE determines this, so frankly the whining won't work because Jackson knows that there is more to this game than saying "I found a hot chick Judy on the trail and she was great but I didn't get her digits", way, way more.

In the past:

There were personal disagreements and people were called out but never by regular members or guys who were short timers on the board-NEVER. But as I said above you are free to do as you wish but Jackson makes all the decisions not me or any or all of you, the board is not a democracy where the majority rules it is a place for free expression and peaceful disagreement, until or unless it gets out of hand and then the Moderator(Jackson) makes the final determination. Thank you for reading this I hope it clears the air.--VS

Here's my first post, so I hope you find it helpful.

I had a really nice dream about a visit with an extremely attractive young woman- Mimi at Golden Tiger.

The massage was actually decent. She gave a little extra play before the flip.

Once I flipped over, she massaged me a little and then went and got another girl to come back in and help make sure I left happy- all without me asking, and without any upsell.

Got to love a dream that ends that way.

Now.

I passed by Lotus Blossom today on S JY Pkwy. From the outside, they appear to be somewhere I might like to dream about.

Any word on them?

Stopped by this afternoon. An older woman 50's, boobs hanging out and a mini-skirt came to the door. She asked me to come back in 30 minutes. I was not able to, but looks like TR is back to normal!

[QUOTE=Imixfoh; 1213249]I passed by Lotus Blossom today on S JY Pkwy. From the outside, they appear to be somewhere I might like to dream about.

Any word on them? [/QUOTE]Lotus had some older women in there before and nothing good happend. Search the forum for reviews posted. I drove by there and OS to see if anything has changed recently. OS is still closed but there were two cars parked out front, don't know if they were cleaning inside or just happen to park there. Open sign was off. Lotus looks to be ran by someone new. They did up the front windows with graphics which werent there before. I did not have time to go in only saw from jyp.

OMG can this broad talk and fast. I agree with LR very unlikely she was not born w / women's plumbing. Given her very fit body she actually gives a good massage and can really get in deep if need be. The talking is incessant though but since it was my first time I went with it. The only time she wasn't talking is when she was swallowing the Twinkie I bought her. And she can eat a Twinkie, cream and all. She had a fresh platter of sushi for me which I enjoyed immensely. Spent a half hr with her for 4 jacks. Will repeat!

Be safe.

BB.

[QUOTE=Lrpilot; 1211603]I took a chance and went to see Kate in College Park. I was nervous about the whole thing since there were no reviews, speculation that she is / was a man, and no one here has reported on her despite all the inquires. Well, here it is. She is not a man now, and I doubt she ever was. It was some kind of miracle surgery if she was born a man. I'm no expert on the subject, but I don't think even the best surgeon could make the promised land look and feel that realistic if there was a pole sticking out before.

She looks like the girl in her pictures, without doubt. I will say some of the modeling photos are likely to be airbrushed, but same face and body for the most part. She says she used to be a pro boxer for 5 years. She has the body that would make me believe it (very athletic and slightly muscular). Her boobs are obviously bolt-ons, but feel natural.

I spent 1/2 hour with her and it was worth the $. The only downside is that she will talk your ear off. One of her websites says her doctor told her she is manic all the time. That couldn't be closer to the truth. She was hyper, energetic, and talked my ear off the whole time. But, the HE was entusiastic so I will definitely repeat! [/QUOTE]

Hello fellow mongers,

I've been a member for a few weeks now and wanted to give you all my small contribution. I've been visiting mp for a few years now and I came across this site about a month ago and I love it. Well enough with the bs and let me get started. 1. Bodyworks of Asia on 535 near 192. I've been there 8+ times and always got a different girl. 30 min is. 7 and full hour is. 9 and this is the place to go if your are looking for a nice massage and a good handshake at the end for. 2-4 tip. (they will all let you roam) but YMMV (I learned that). If you are looking for a bit more ask for Helen, skinny body, mid 30's, from China, moved here 3 months ago from Cali and she has nice tasty nips, small ass and a well trimmed kitty (busshy but nice) her personality is good. For. 4 she would wear her Eve outfit and roaming is encourage. First time with her I gave her. 6 tip and she briefly taste my twinkie. Last time she was giving me a handshake her finger got a bit lost and she tried digging for gold (I'm not into that but if you are, she would) great massage, tease before the flip and then a great unrushed HJ. This place is a bit overpriced but I love their massages. They won't rush or do the bs talks. You go, relax and smile at the end. I've also seen Heather in WP for. 8 she gives you a soso handshake (I always say I won't go back, but I always end up there) and a decent rub (no personality tho) she has nice big natural ones and you can find her on craigs. Lastly, if you are looking for a quality mature lady, go and see Teresa in Lake M. She is very friendly and does a great massage with a tease, roaming ok and a rushed handshake, she is a very sweet redhead that loves what she does, I wish I could see her more often my my wallet can't handle weekly visits. We'll till next time. Ohhh and I went to OS before they closed them down, mannnn that place was goood, to bad it was closed before my 2nd visit.

Be safe all and thanks for keeping this board bs free!

Just to clarify my horribly constructed sentence. I agree with LR that she was born with women's plumbing!

[QUOTE=Bklyn Born; 1214462]OMG can this broad talk and fast. I agree with LR very unlikely she was not born w / women's plumbing. Given her very fit body she actually gives a good massage and can really get in deep if need be. The talking is incessant though but since it was my first time I went with it. The only time she wasn't talking is when she was swallowing the Twinkie I bought her. And she can eat a Twinkie, cream and all. She had a fresh platter of sushi for me which I enjoyed immensely. Spent a half hr with her for 4 jacks. Will repeat!

Be safe.

BB. [/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=VerySlowly; 1213016]Here is what I agree to.

I agree that Jackson moderates this Board, that Jackson owns this Board and that Jackson makes the rules. Period. I have been a posting member of this Board for over eight years and was a viewing member before it was on it's current URL.

One thing I've observed over the years is that Jackson doesn't respond well to whiners and crybabies on the Board and will not change his method of operation because of them. When things get out of hand he steps in and cleans up a thread or creates a thread for the discussion of that particular subject. If a member or members becomes particularly abusive he will ban them from the Board.

Until He bans you, you are free to express yourself anyway you want to, there was a time when new members walked softly and learned from senior members and didn't post ("Wow thanks!", or "nice catch, I'll have to try her", or "Good info Ronnie' etc, etc.) Obvious post count builders in an effort to increase credibility. Credibility has to be built on a foundation of information not on post count.

Any of you who don't believe I'm credible are welcome to put me on your ignore list, however I will not take any orders from someone who sees himself as some sort of moderator on here and he has less than 50 posts.

There are several new members who think that they know what this board is for, again that is for Jackson to decide, if he doesn't want it to be discussed it will not be, HE and only HE determines this, so frankly the whining won't work because Jackson knows that there is more to this game than saying "I found a hot chick Judy on the trail and she was great but I didn't get her digits", way, way more.

In the past:

There were personal disagreements and people were called out but never by regular members or guys who were short timers on the board-NEVER. But as I said above you are free to do as you wish but Jackson makes all the decisions not me or any or all of you, the board is not a democracy where the majority rules it is a place for free expression and peaceful disagreement, until or unless it gets out of hand and then the Moderator (Jackson) makes the final determination. Thank you for reading this I hope it clears the air-VS[/QUOTE]The goal of Chef was to rid the board of this kind of drivil. You seem to be intent on spitting on, fighting with and belitteling those who post something you disagree with. None of us want to come in here and sift through the endless back and forth of your disagreements to find information that can help us. Chef was trying to facilitate an agreement with you to take this endless stream of bull shit off the board to a private channel.

You have made your point clear. You are king. You don't care if anyone can find the intel they want as long as you are King. You must be Lebron.