Massage Parlor Reports

I-Touch. I just read a Review on another web site about this place. I was there a wile back when it first open I think almost 2 years ago. The Review I read was about Linda 11. There was two reviews on her good reviews. So went by there today call a head talked to a man. I ask for Linda he told me he had many girls there. A girl answerer the door told me her name was sounded like Jinks English was not good. She said 6. 1 Hr are 4. 1/2 took the half like the other review said. Didn't know Linda never heard of her. This Jinks gal not bad body nice revealing top on. Face not good. Took me to the got undressed laided down. She started the massage I was laying the wrong way on the table she had me get up and turn around. It was a different girl this one short hair tall nice looking. Not one word of Engilsh nice massage but no touch at all back side only covered me up with a big towel wast to my knee. She wiped off with a warm towel. I flip over she was done I told her my feet and head. She had no idea what I said I showed her feet head she rubbed my head and feet. Know touch keep pushing my hand away. Wont be going back there any time soon.

[QUOTE=Gopher88]I-Touch. I just read a Review on another web site about this place. I was there a wile back when it first open I think almost 2 years ago. The Review I read was about Linda 11. There was two reviews on her good reviews. So went by there today call a head talked to a man. I ask for Linda he told me he had many girls there. A girl answerer the door told me her name was sounded like Jinks English was not good. She said 6. 1 Hr are 4. 1/2 took the half like the other review said. Didn't know Linda never heard of her. This Jinks gal not bad body nice revealing top on. Face not good. Took me to the got undressed laided down. She started the massage I was laying the wrong way on the table she had me get up and turn around. It was a different girl this one short hair tall nice looking. Not one word of Engilsh nice massage but no touch at all back side only covered me up with a big towel wast to my knee. She wiped off with a warm towel. I flip over she was done I told her my feet and head. She had no idea what I said I showed her feet head she rubbed my head and feet. Know touch keep pushing my hand away. Wont be going back there any time soon.[/QUOTE]

Thanks for the info, but I had some trouble figuring out what you wrote.

I have left this place happy a few times, but based on recent reports it seems that things have changed.

Ok well I've been seeing this ad on craigslist many times.

[url]http://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/thp/1818101095.html[/url] I have driven past the address they gave me when I called, (superior and orleans, just down the street fro MR. BEEF in river north) and figured it HAD to be a legit place. It's in river north and above a well lit car wash/detail place. However my curiosity got the best of me since they are pretty much open 24-7 as I have called many a drunken night to hear a sweet sounding asian pick up the phone. I arrived at the location (356 W Superior) and walked up to the 2nd floor. An older pudgy mamasan looking asian (although she was about 40ish) opened the door and asked for 80 for the hour. *steep, but I was horny and figured it was to pay the high rent in river north) and so I went to the room, and layed on the massage table, she came in to my disspointment (I think she was the only one there but that figures, since I came in at 3am wed morning!) and gave me one of the crappiest massages I've ever gotten! On the flip I noticed she was falling asleep and had her eyes closed when she was massaging my calves, *and no, I'm not that disgusting I'm actually clean and in shape she was just lazy and tired) no hint of anything not that I would want anything anyhow, to top it off she had some major MAN HANDS, which isn't her fault but they were pretty calloused and I felt I was being massaged by a handyman or something, haha! Needless to say it was the worst 80 bucks I've ever spent. I assume there are better looking ladies during normal hours but if you ever call this place and think of going in after midnight let me safe you the time and money and tell ya, FORGET IT! This is a prime example of me thinking with the wrong head. To make matters worse, when I left I realized she only massaged me for 35 minutes not even the entire hour. I'm thinking of complaining but really it's probably not worth it since I'll never go back and actually kind of feel sorry for the lady, it must be rough to massage drunken fools at eam but her level of professionalism was horrendous to say the least! Anyhow I thought I might as well contribute this to save any of you some $$$ since, I seem to see their ads on craigslist all the time and the location (for those of you who live in the near north side/streeterville/river north) seems ideal but this place is a def no no if you go late and you hear the asian lady. This is their ad below. Beware!

[quote]LATE NIGHT FULL BODY MASSAGE/ASIAN/LATINA/EUROPEAN/OPEN LATE (RIVER NORTH/CHICAGO DOWN TOWN )
Date: 2010-06-29, 6:57PM CDT
Reply to: see below

1-312-525-0053
1 HOUR FULL BODY MASSAGE $79 WITH SHOWER
1 HOUR FULL BODY MASSAGE WITH PERSONAL SHAVING $120 WITH SHOWER
1 HOUR FULL BODY THAI MASSAGE ( BODY WALKING)$79 WITH SHOWER
4 HAND $120 WITH SHOWER
TANTRA(FULL BODY) 1 HOUR $79

356 W. SUPERIOR CHICAGO 2ND FLOOR
24/7
PARKING AVAILABLE (FRONT)
ASIAN/LATINA/EUROPEAN[/quote]

Just broke up with girlfriend and looking forward to hitting my first mp in nearly a year this wknd. I've got a favorite spot I've been going for years, an AMP. But I'm thinking I want to try something different this time. So guys what's the best mp with European or Polish chicks. I really like it when they don't speak much English. Do you guys know of any LMP's where the girls just got across the border and don't speak much English? I like to say nasty things to the girls during the massage and just look at them smile because they don't know what I'm saying.

PM me if necessary.

I called yesterday and found that both Mei and Amy are gone. The story for one was that she was working on her "license" I believe and the other was on "vacation".

Does anyone know if this is due the the LE pressure or if the girls are OK? It would be great to know if they really will be back at some point.

Also, can anyone recommend a Mei-like experience among the other girls? Relative youth and attractiveness are important.

I have had Jobe, Lucy and Tanni and don't consider them up to the task (at least for me).

Thanks!

[QUOTE=Al Melrose]Thanks for the info, but I had some trouble figuring out what you wrote.

I have left this place happy a few times, but based on recent reports it seems that things have changed.[/QUOTE]

Sorry Al I prof read it to just like my third grade teacher showed me. I try

[QUOTE=Sticky Rice]She no longer works at elegance she is at the spa on 1512 damen, she likes the location there better.[/QUOTE]

Is this the health spa at 1520 N. Damen? I called this place yesterday morning to set up a time in the afternoon. When I got there, the door was locked with a sign saying to call to be let in. I called and was told the nobody was available because they had gone out on an errand or something. If they had just got busted, then perhaps somebody was telling me to stay away. Whoa!

[QUOTE=Pegleg]Is this the health spa at 1520 N. Damen? I called this place yesterday morning to set up a time in the afternoon. When I got there, the door was locked with a sign saying to call to be let in. I called and was told the nobody was available because they had gone out on an errand or something. If they had just got busted, then perhaps somebody was telling me to stay away. Whoa![/QUOTE]

The errand was to get photo and fingerprinted!

On Lincoln in Lincolnwood across from Popeye's. Like Popeye's a full menu. Unlike Popeye's somewhat upscale, a bit much for me, but will negotiate. Table shower. OK.

[QUOTE=Cubiche]The errand was to get photo and fingerprinted![/QUOTE]

LMAO

Good one!

That's too bad that this therapeutic place is now high profile. It's location is very convenient for me and my schedule.

[QUOTE=Pegleg]LMAO

Good one!

That's too bad that this therapeutic place is now high profile. It's location is very convenient for me and my schedule.[/QUOTE]

You forgot to mention the 6 hrs. in solitary! So much fun for a simple bodyworker, gang-bangers should be treated so well.

YMMV, but hit it on the right day and it's all good.

[QUOTE=Raoul Duke]YMMV, but hit it on the right day and it's all good.[/QUOTE]

I went there for the second time recently, lured in by their .35 "special". Turns out the "special" is for hh, while the hour is the usual .55.

Got Sara this time; not a great face, but a fantastic body. Tall, firm tits, great ass with fantastic legs. She was fully clothed, but I didn't mind as the outfit looked like it was stitched around her.

Kept me covered for most of the session. Nice massage, no actual teasing but very sensual. She informed me when there were only five minutes left. I took that as my cue to remove the towel. She steadfastly refused HR. I literally begged her to finish me off, but she wouldn't. She told me I could take care of myself while she finished the massage.

WTF is that?! That is the most ridiculous practice, and I see it more and more. If you are against providing relief, then why is it OK for me to jerk off in your presence? Why be indignant that I ask? Then don't advertise in the BP adult section. It's more than a little hypocritical.

Anyway, I didn't finish myself in front of her. When she left the room, she told me I could take my time, as she knew what I was going to do. I was amped up, and it didn't take very long.

I was actually kind of glad she didn't take care of me. I didn't tip her, so I wound up saving .4. It's her loss. She could have made .4 for about a minute's work. That's not a bad wage, if you ask me. It's money she will never get back. Smokin' body, and the massage was pretty good, but I'm not inclined to repeat.

This was the second time I'd been there and no extras were had. Raoul, I'd like to know what you got and with whom. There was a trashy looking white girl when I was there, but I wasn't attracted to her and wouldn't be inclined to book her. PM me if you must.

[QUOTE=F Blaster]I went there for the second time recently, lured in by their .35 "special". Turns out the "special" is for hh, while the hour is the usual .55.
PM me if you must.[/QUOTE]

It's been a decent option for me when I'm up north, otherwise a trip to CT is required for the .35 1/2 hr. By the way, you've got mail.

Sounds like the experience was worth the $35 if she was really hot and the massage was good.

But, to save yourself the frustration in the future, take the towel off at the beginning. If she complains, then you know what to expect and you can ask for someone different or leave (the stakes are higher now since she's not only f*cking up her money, but the owner's money as well. Whoever hired her will probably not take too kindly to that since he/she has to pay the bills). On the other hand, if she does the massage uncovered, then you're more likely to get sum.

[QUOTE=F Blaster]I went there for the second time recently, lured in by their. 35 "special". Turns out the "special" is for hh, while the hour is the usual. 55.

Got Sara this time; not a great face, but a fantastic body. Tall, firm tits, great ass with fantastic legs. She was fully clothed, but I didn't mind as the outfit looked like it was stitched around her.

Kept me covered for most of the session. Nice massage, no actual teasing but very sensual. She informed me when there were only five minutes left. I took that as my cue to remove the towel. She steadfastly refused HR. I literally begged her to finish me off, but she wouldn't. She told me I could take care of myself while she finished the massage.

WTF is that?! That is the most ridiculous practice, and I see it more and more. If you are against providing relief, then why is it OK for me to jerk off in your presence? Why be indignant that I ask? Then don't advertise in the BP adult section. It's more than a little hypocritical.

Anyway, I didn't finish myself in front of her. When she left the room, she told me I could take my time, as she knew what I was going to do. I was amped up, and it didn't take very long.

I was actually kind of glad she didn't take care of me. I didn't tip her, so I wound up saving $40. It's her loss. She could have made $40 for about a minute's work. That's not a bad wage, if you ask me. It's money she will never get back. Smokin' body, and the massage was pretty good, but I'm not inclined to repeat.

This was the second time I'd been there and no extras were had. Raoul, I'd like to know what you got and with whom. There was a trashy looking white girl when I was there, but I wasn't attracted to her and wouldn't be inclined to book her. PM me if you must.[/QUOTE]

So I've seen Cici twice now - and had a similar experience to everyone else here. Very sweet and nice. First time I was overeager and showed her my cover to let her know why I was there, and the massage was basically nothing, tapping on my back. Got her undressed, dined at the Y (I don't know why I always do this), sucked on her tits, and then CBJ. $ was never discussed. I gave her 8. She said (and I've seen this on the boards before) "you haven't been here in couple of months, right?" It was my first visit. But I agreed - "yeah, been awhile."

Second time she was wearing the same red dress (change it up, girl!) but again, very sweet, talkative. She needed my help reading a txt message which said something like "I need to see you tonight. I'm hard for you." She told me she doesn't like asian men, likes white guys, etc, very talkative. Same non-existent massage (she would be perfect if the massage was good too). But easy roaming, clothes off, then laid down and spread. Gave her 8 for FS.

Only complaint is the odor of the room. Anyone else notice it's a little funky in there?

Saw Nena or Nina here about a month ago. She's the younger thin one, great body, so-so face. Last time I saw her she was pushy about money and a little argumentative. After the 30 mins (less than actually) this time on the flip I showed her my cover and settled on nude CBJ for 8. Dined at the Y 'til she came, but then got excited too early from her HS. Convinced her to still CBJ because I paid, she half-heartedly attempted but said that I wasnt getting hard fast enough. Felt a little gipped but she said come back next time and she'd take care of me. But really, am I supposed to think she'll give me a free CBJ next time? Should I even try? It's already been a month.

Last few weeks I've been stopping by these places early morning - early afternoon. China Spa for my provider Annie - but never got an answer at the door. Assuming only one worker and she was busy, or they were closed. Read about the new line-up, curious to check it out.

Also have been curious to try Presidential but Suzy has never been there when I am, and the others keep getting worse and worse. Heavy looking 40 year olds. I walked out backwards.

I could be wrong but it looks like AJs salon is closed / up for sale or something. Never managed to try there. Maybe I'll try some northside spots.

I find both AJ and Ruby closed the entire week (actually AJ looked abandoned)... The newly opened "Ancient China Spa" on Archer was closed as well (stopped by twice)... WTF is going on with Spas on Archer???

[QUOTE=Datsurman]Sounds like the experience was worth the $35 if she was really hot and the massage was good.

But, to save yourself the frustration in the future, take the towel off at the beginning. If she complains, then you know what to expect and you can ask for someone different or leave (the stakes are higher now since she's not only f*cking up her money, but the owner's money as well. Whoever hired her will probably not take too kindly to that since he/she has to pay the bills). On the other hand, if she does the massage uncovered, then you're more likely to get sum.[/QUOTE]

That just isn't my style. I almost always go in with no expectations on the first visit. If it happens, great. If not, at least I got a (hopefully) decent massage.

My first visit with Marla, I got nothing. Not even a hint. The only reason I went here is because of Gopher's raves. I made sure this time I got Sara. I was hoping I was going to get the same kind of treatment that Gopher supposedly did. Instead, it went down the exact same way as Golferfore's.

I am officially calling BS on Gopher's review of this place. I don't know what he got in exchange for pumping the place up, but I do know what he's lost. My trust and respect.

[QUOTE=F Blaster] I do know what he's lost. My trust and respect.[/QUOTE]That is your mistake right there! You should never trust or respect anyone here!

Seriously, don't trust or respect anyone here.

[QUOTE=Squat]I find both AJ and Ruby closed the entire week (actually AJ looked abandoned)... The newly opened "Ancient China Spa" on Archer was closed as well (stopped by twice)... WTF is going on with Spas on Archer???[/QUOTE]

I believe they all got a 'visit'.

[QUOTE=Mod Shag] Got her undressed, dined at the Y (I don't know why I always do this)....Only complaint is the odor of the room. Anyone else notice it's a little funky in there?[/QUOTE]Awesome!

If I wrote in a review it is the truth and for all my brethren out here I am currently getting my massage therapy from two latinas who work out of an apartment but provide pretty excellent service. Willing to share or trade if you have established yourself as a reliable source of info and reviews.

[QUOTE=F Blaster]That just isn't my style. I almost always go in with no expectations on the first visit. If it happens, great. If not, at least I got a (hopefully) decent massage.

My first visit with Marla, I got nothing. Not even a hint. The only reason I went here is because of Gopher's raves. I made sure this time I got Sara. I was hoping I was going to get the same kind of treatment that Gopher supposedly did. Instead, it went down the exact same way as Golferfore's.

I am officially calling BS on Gopher's review of this place. I don't know what he got in exchange for pumping the place up, but I do know what he's lost. My trust and respect.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=fredspy]I called yesterday and found that both Mei and Amy are gone. The story for one was that she was working on her "license" I believe and the other was on "vacation".

Does anyone know if this is due the the LE pressure or if the girls are OK? It would be great to know if they really will be back at some point.

Also, can anyone recommend a Mei-like experience among the other girls? Relative youth and attractiveness are important.

I have had Jobe, Lucy and Tanni and don't consider them up to the task (at least for me).

Thanks![/QUOTE]Tanni is the only nice one of the bunch.

Lisa is not nice but will get the job done.

but Tanni doesnt give as good service, though her massage is excellent.

Jobe can suck a fat whack.

I hate that broad.

I had some extra time so I called this ad from the reader, older late forties euro lady working out of her apartment on Hamlin near Wrightwood. .65 for the hour. Place smelled of smoke, massage NOT so highly skilled and ended after 45 mins. I did not push for any extras, will not repeat.....have a happy and safe 4th boys.

Backpage is having ads daily for these supposed Asian joints in Downers Grove and Arlington Heights. Anyone know if either of these places are legit?

The links are below:

[url]http://chicago.backpage.com/BodyRubs/sexy-hot-asian-girl-wonderful-service-22/5811355[/url]

[url]http://chicago.backpage.com/BodyRubs/your-dream-asian-girlnew-and-sexy-22/5855987[/url]

[QUOTE=Khai Yai]I believe they all got a 'visit'.[/QUOTE]

Drove down archer this morning at 10:15 am. xcindy open, ancient open, relax open, hong kong open. All had their signs on. Ruby had it windows rolled down and it had papers posted on both sides of the front door. I did not stop to read them.

[QUOTE=PussyPoker]Drove down archer this morning at 10:15 am. xcindy open, ancient open, relax open, hong kong open. All had their signs on. Ruby had it windows rolled down and it had papers posted on both sides of the front door. I did not stop to read them.[/QUOTE]They said they'd be closed for 3 weeks. I believe reopen on the 17th.

[QUOTE=Squat]I find both AJ and Ruby closed the entire week (actually AJ looked abandoned)... The newly opened "Ancient China Spa" on Archer was closed as well (stopped by twice)... WTF is going on with Spas on Archer???[/QUOTE]AJ is closed for good. For rent sign on the building about a month ago.

Ruby had signs that said to reopen in 3 weeks

I remember Asian apts also closed at July 4th weekend in past few years.

[QUOTE=Member #1498]AJ is closed for good. For rent sign on the building about a month ago.

Ruby had signs that said to reopen in 3 weeks[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=PussyPoker]Drove down archer this morning at 10:15 am. xcindy open, ancient open, relax open, hong kong open. All had their signs on. Ruby had it windows rolled down and it had papers posted on both sides of the front door. I did not stop to read them.[/QUOTE]

I actually stopped @ Ancient. Open sign is lit, but nobody was inside and lights were off... Stopped by twice... Who knows WTF is going on these days...

[QUOTE=Nighthawk55]That is your mistake right there! You should never trust or respect anyone here!

Seriously, don't trust or respect anyone here.[/QUOTE]Yeah, right! Like I'm supposed to believe you?

Whats the quality at the latin massage places these days?? Whats the best and worst??

All,
Haven't posted in a while, I was hoping someone could provide some intel.
I fly out of Ohare on a routine basis, and love to visit the amps but not living in Chicago sometimes the driving distances to the various amps prevents me from partaking. However, last week as I was driving away from my hotel on Higgins Rd. in Elk Grove Village, I saw a sort of "home made" sign advertising massages for 60 dollars (was it 60? can't be sure) at a small brick building on Oakton St. It would be between Elmhurst and Higgins on Oakton, but much nearer Higgins.
Anyone know about this place? I would be in heaven if it turned out to be worth visiting. Thanks in advance, PM's are always welcome too.

Sorry. Long time lurker. First time posting.

I had a dream that I ended up at Relax on Archer this morning. I drew Kelly. Poor English but a great, tight little body with little on top. The massage was top notch with a lot of teasing and HR. She allowed roaming hands and kissing under shirt and free roaming outside of pants. There was no discussion of funds until I was about to leave. I pulled out .4 which she wasn't happy with. I stood my ground. Left happy. Total damage $. If it weren't for the arguement over payment, I'd return. There are too many other options to catch grief over payment.

[QUOTE=TheShadow2]All,

Haven't posted in a while, I was hoping someone could provide some intel.
I fly out of Ohare on a routine basis, and love to visit the amps but not living in Chicago sometimes the driving distances to the various amps prevents me from partaking. However, last week as I was driving away from my hotel on Higgins Rd. in Elk Grove Village, I saw a sort of "home made" sign advertising massages for 60 dollars (was it 60? can't be sure) at a small brick building on Oakton St. It would be between Elmhurst and Higgins on Oakton, but much nearer Higgins.

Anyone know about this place? I would be in heaven if it turned out to be worth visiting. Thanks in advance, PM's are always welcome too.[/QUOTE]This is Asiana spa, I posted report about this place couple months ago. Didn't like this place and wouldn't recommend it to you. It was weird experience for me in this place becouse it was looked like evrething was going in right direction (decent table shoer and some teasing) but on the flip she freaked out and literraly put my pants on me lol. But ymmv please report us back if it worth it.

[QUOTE=TheShadow2]All,
Haven't posted in a while, I was hoping someone could provide some intel.
I fly out of Ohare on a routine basis, and love to visit the amps but not living in Chicago sometimes the driving distances to the various amps prevents me from partaking. However, last week as I was driving away from my hotel on Higgins Rd. in Elk Grove Village, I saw a sort of "home made" sign advertising massages for 60 dollars (was it 60? can't be sure) at a small brick building on Oakton St. It would be between Elmhurst and Higgins on Oakton, but much nearer Higgins.
Anyone know about this place? I would be in heaven if it turned out to be worth visiting. Thanks in advance, PM's are always welcome too.[/QUOTE]

Could it have been this place?

[url]http://chicago.craigslist.org/nwc/thp/1825159655.html[/url]

I've never been there, but other mongers have commented. Search Asiana.

Ah, it's good to see the board's #1 BS poster up to his/her usual shenanigans. Do I have to tell anyone not to bother with these "recommendations"?

[QUOTE=Corey Griffin]Had a great time with her. Here's her link:

[url]http://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/thp/1824955993.html[/url][/QUOTE]Is there a history here that we should know about?