Is your WIFE available to lick my balls? This is my 5th request. Come On PG! Help a nigga out playa!! LOL.
Chris5.
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Is your WIFE available to lick my balls? This is my 5th request. Come On PG! Help a nigga out playa!! LOL.
Chris5.
[QUOTE=Camera3;2820743]OK, I'll tell you, That shit ain't funny.
Oh, maybe when I was 13 and couldn't buy a clue.
Just sayin'.
Just one man's opinion.
C3.[/QUOTE]I think you may still be 13. Isn't there age requirements to be on this cite?
Any ways, I think you still can't buy a clue.
Just saying.
Just one man opinion.
[QUOTE=NoAlibis;2820853]I have a front row table at the Comedy Factory for GM, I have a feeling you're not intrested.[/QUOTE]See you comedy haters, I got fans all over town!
[QUOTE=TrailHunter;2820877]I can't fuckin take it, I'm going to die laughin. ROTFF.
TrailHunter.[/QUOTE]What that old saying? In your case I guess it: 'don't die laughin, just die'.
And don't let the coffin door hit you on the way down!
Rotff lmfao!
[QUOTE=Swaganna;2820860]Mighty Oz thinks it's funny, he really does. I pitty the fool that disagrees with him.
Swags.[/QUOTE]Daughter,
What Sonny thought was funny he blocked. Face it, you really have to try hard to get shit blocked on this thread.
Now THAT is funny.
C3.
The Orlando Mongers are among the worst I have ever come across. They for some odd reason continue to overpay these stank ass chicks AND think by doing so will get them better service. Wrong, wrong, wrong! There is ZERO difference between a 20 coin BJ and a 100 coin BJ. NONE! Then we have mongers who feel sorry for providers and think they deserve MORE than what they are asking. How fucking stupid is that? Orlando is the worst city to monger in. I am embarrassed to say I live in this fucking city. Thank goodness for the Paradise Trail!! Without the trail I seriously would have to move out of this pussy ass city.
Chris5.
[QUOTE=Swaganna;2822651]Was take the valuable time to say he thought it was funny. He usually doesn't nicely delete posts LOL.
Swags.[/QUOTE]You are correct. And I found him saying it was funny to be funny.
Now I am getting confused.
C3.
[QUOTE=Chris5;2822713]The Orlando Mongers are among the worst I have ever come across. They for some odd reason continue to overpay these stank ass chicks AND think by doing so will get them better service. Wrong, wrong, wrong! There is ZERO difference between a 20 coin BJ and a 100 coin BJ. NONE! Then we have mongers who feel sorry for providers and think they deserve MORE than what they are asking. How fucking stupid is that? Orlando is the worst city to monger in. I am embarrassed to say I live in this fucking city. Thank goodness for the Paradise Trail!! Without the trail I seriously would have to move out of this pussy ass city.
Chris5.[/QUOTE]What are you complaining about? You have the trail! It's your paradise.
Though we prefer a higher caliber.
Bozo, this is not a regulated economy.
It's a free market system, your in the wrong country son.
Though paradise trail is an anomaly, the rules of supply and demand works up until you mix Heroin into the equation.
Milton Friedman is rolling over in his grave with that one.
Plus, we know you like our ladies, therefore, we take good care of them. They do not need to stoop to your $60 level and unlike yourself, they get to eat at Ruth's Chris.
PG.
[QUOTE=Chris5;2822111]Is your WIFE available to lick my balls? This is my 5th request. Come On PG! Help a nigga out playa!! LOL.
Chris5.[/QUOTE]You mean his made up wife that is a lawyer or w. E bullshit lie he made up lmaoooo.
PG is a fucking joke.
[QUOTE=GeorgeMason;2822157]See you comedy haters, I got fans all over town![/QUOTE]"Chicken-Shit' punk. Lmao.
TrailHunter.
Today 12:55 #8999.
Atl Travel.
Senior Member.
Posts: 48.
The Indescribable Holly!
Holly, Holly, Holly. Oh my. What can I say about Holly! She left me completely speechless. Guess I should start by thanking my newest best friend Prophotog, who turned me on to this beautiful little spinner. Thanks again man. I was able to get in touch with her easily and she was very responsive. Turns out that she was to be out of town at the beginning of my trip, but Holly contacted me when she got back in town and we were able to arrange for a late night dream at my hotel.
As I mentioned Holly is very responsive and a great communicator. One of the easiest to communicate with thus far. She arrived on time and let me tell you, if you like the little spinner types, you will love little Holly. Nothing will prepare you for how tiny and sexy she is. I'm still salivating over this hot, little firecracker. Get into the hotel, a little chit chat and then the dream begins. When the clothes came off, I was totally mesmerized. Holly is a cutie that could turn heads wearing a head to toe burlap sack at a convention for the blind!. But in my dream with her standing right before me stark naked, I tell you on a scale of 1 to 10, Holly's body would rate about a 27! Absolutely everything was perfect and I would have been more than content to just sit and stare at her in all of her glory throughout the entire dream. But Holly would have none of that. She was there to make sure I was pleased as well and please me she did. I'm not really a kiss and tell kind of guy, but suffice it say that I believe even the most discerning tastes would be fully satisfied by Holly and her very accommodating menu. Through it all Holly had a couple of very nice treats in store for me that I thoroughly enjoyed. There was absolutely no rush and it's easy to tell she thoroughly enjoyed the experience as well (some things just can't be faked). I will add that I have never seen someone as comfortable in their own skin as Holly. I was just left speechless as I watched her move about in one of the sexiest birthday suits ever invented. Holly is just absolutely amazing. I can't say enough about her and hope she will see me again on one of my future trips. Senior members can PM me with questions. See reviews by Jazak and Prophotog on this thread for pics of this wonderful lady. Thanks again beautiful little Holly for sending me to heights very few will ever reach.
AT.
I do not think I have read a more over the top review in all my years On this great site. Now I am not doubting your review or your experience, glad you had a out of this world time Mr AllTravel. My advice to you is the following, get the fuck OUTSIDE more! You give this nasty chick holly a 27 on a scale of 1 to 10!! Your words!! Not mine!! A 27 on a scale of 1 to 10!! Are you fucking high or DRUNK?? Holly is not even close to hot. She could easily pass for a paradise trail CHICK! LOL!
One more thing Mr all travel, let me give you a little advice about your new found buddy's Pimp prophotog, pimp jarak and pimp Vino are the biggest scum on the Orlando Board!! Photogog has been pimping holly out on this board for nearly a year! He gets free services for his referrals. Protogho is a pussy and a wannabe pimp! Jazrak is a FAT disgusting slob. Pimp Vino is another LOSER who promote street walkers as escorts. He typically falls in love in street walkers!! LOL! So Mr alltravel if I were you, I would choose better friend's!
Chris5.
[QUOTE=PharmaGuy;2823012]What are you complaining about? You have the trail! It's your paradise.
Though we prefer a higher caliber.
Bozo, this is not a regulated economy.
It's a free market system, your in the wrong country son.
Though paradise trail is an anomaly, the rules of supply and demand works up until you mix Heroin into the equation.
Milton Friedman is rolling over in his grave with that one.
Plus, we know you like our ladies, therefore, we take good care of them. They do not need to stoop to your $60 level and unlike yourself, they get to eat at Ruth's Chris.
PG.[/QUOTE]I'm still waiting on your WIFE to suck my dick so I can shoot my load down her dirty throat! 6th request!! PG you and your buddy's on this board continue to be a part of the problem here in Orlando!! You have ZERO solution! Just dumb jokes and of course you do ZERO mongering or reviews. Your the ultimate time waster. Nice of you to join the skum here in the TRAP in between your important life asshole!
Smh.
Chris5.
[QUOTE=BlowMyMt;2823074]You mean his made up wife that is a lawyer or w. E bullshit lie he made up lmaoooo.
PG is a fucking joke.[/QUOTE]Do you get tips for busing tables? Because I might have forgot to leave you one the last time I stumbled in loaded at the G.C.
No worries, I'll get you next time bro.
PG.
[QUOTE=Chris5;2823385]I'm still waiting on your WIFE to suck my dick so I can shoot my load down her dirty throat! 6th request!! PG you and your buddy's on this board continue to be a part of the problem here in Orlando!! You have ZERO solution! Just dumb jokes and of course you do ZERO mongering or reviews. Your the ultimate time waster. Nice of you to join the skum here in the TRAP in between your important life asshole!
Smh.
Chris5.
[/QUOTE]
My solution is:
Pay them more, moves me to the front of the line, keeps them away from you and I get more perks
Sucks being broke doesn't Chris? boo hoo!
Oh, and I told my wife what you said about your cock.
You said, "Hey, it might be small, but at least it's
(wait for it) skinny." Dooohhhh!
Always one step ahead of ya b.Itch.
P fuqn G.
P.S.
Holly's body is sooooo fuqn hot, but you will never know.
Sorry champ.
[QUOTE=Chris5;2823385]I'm still waiting on your WIFE to suck my dick so I can shoot my load down her dirty throat! 6th request!! PG you and your buddy's on this board continue to be a part of the problem here in Orlando!! You have ZERO solution! Just dumb jokes and of course you do ZERO mongering or reviews. Your the ultimate time waster. Nice of you to join the skum here in the TRAP in between your important life asshole!
Smh.
Chris5.[/QUOTE]WOW. So much for. The dreams.
[QUOTE=PharmaGuy;2823712]My solution is:
Pay them more, moves me to the front of the line, keeps them away from you and I get more perks
Sucks being broke doesn't Chris? boo hoo!
Oh, and I told my wife what you said about your cock.
You said, "Hey, it might be small, but at least it's
(wait for it) skinny." Dooohhhh!
Always one step ahead of ya b.Itch.
P fuqn G.
P.S.
Holly's body is sooooo fuqn hot, but you will never know.
Sorry champ.[/QUOTE]So is this a yes or a no to your WIFE sucking my cock?
Chris5.
Your resident retard Chrissy5 for some unknown reason grew a set of balls and decided to post on MY thread, Massholes. Retard. Anyway, he woke the sleeping giant so Orlando I am packing my bags and heading down. I know you will welcome me with open arms.
And Chrissy / Cockhunter and whatever other retarded alias you are using, this ones for you [URL]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=38-0WVqP1Yc[/URL].
[QUOTE=BillyBaloney;2824387]Your resident retard Chrissy5 for some unknown reason grew a set of balls and decided to post on MY thread, Massholes. Retard. Anyway, he woke the sleeping giant so Orlando I am packing my bags and heading down. I know you will welcome me with open arms.
And Chrissy / Cockhunter and whatever other retarded alias you are using, this ones for you [URL]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=38-0WVqP1Yc[/URL].[/QUOTE]Looks like someone is angry! LOL! Billy Boy From Boston Massachusetts I didn't know you owned massholes! From what I hear from Boston, you're the most hated person on that site. Hung out in ANY GAY bar's lately?
Chris5.
[QUOTE=Chris5;2824368]I am confused
Chris5.[/QUOTE]No shit Chrissy, no shit.
[QUOTE=TrailHunter;2823099]"Chicken-Shit' punk. Lmao.
TrailHunter.[/QUOTE]Cockhunter, coming for you too!
And that trailer trash biitch that has you on a leash. Funny, I drive around Mass and there are really no cretins like you and your hole / keeper. Guess I need to move to Orlando for that.
Now that I think of it, you should check out Massholes, Negsiro is looking for cock just like you, this could be the start of something beautiful. Well, beautiful if the thought of two disgusting parasites ass fucking each other is appealing.
[QUOTE=Chris5;2824368]So is this a yes or a no to your WIFE sucking my cock?
Chris5.[/QUOTE]Well not exactly, but she did just call me, apparently she locked her keys in the car and would like you to swing your Micro Phallus over so that she can use it to pick the lock. It appears her bobby pin isn't working.
#Gherkinson's disease.
#Ms. MacGyver.
PG.
[QUOTE=BillyBaloney;2824541]Cockhunter, coming for you too!
And that trailer trash biitch that has you on a leash. Funny, I drive around Mass and there are really no cretins like you and your hole / keeper. Guess I need to move to Orlando for that.
Now that I think of it, you should check out Massholes, Negsiro is looking for cock just like you, this could be the start of something beautiful. Well, beautiful if the thought of two disgusting parasites ass fucking each other is appealing.[/QUOTE]"Chicken-Shit' II, How are you, you fuckin scumbag? Ginger says Hi, she wants to fuck you up the ass with her strap on. Me and my girl Ginger kicked your fuckin sissy ass in Bahston, you and your ass hole buddy BaconBites. You are not wanted in Orlando you fuckin joker, go the fuck back to Bahston you cock sucker!! Oh yeah, go fuck yourself ASSHOLE!
TrailHunter & Ginger.
[QUOTE=TrailHunter;2824798]"Chicken-Shit' II, How are you, you fuckin scumbag? Ginger says Hi, she wants to fuck you up the ass with her strap on. Me and my girl Ginger kicked your fuckin sissy ass in Bahston, you and your ass hole buddy BaconBites. You are not wanted in Orlando you fuckin joker, go the fuck back to Bahston you cock sucker!! Oh yeah, go fuck yourself ASSHOLE!
TrailHunter & Ginger.[/QUOTE]You couldn't kick a second graders ass and Ginger will not be doing any fucking. A make believe tough chick like her crumbles when with a real man and trust me, I would make her worn out ass gape. May need to fist it as she's been passed around but it will be mission accomplished.
And if any of my Fla bros can provide contact info for Ginger I will be in your debt.
Goodnight COCKHunnter.
[QUOTE=PharmaGuy;2823697]Do you get tips for busing tables? Because I might have forgot to leave you one the last time I stumbled in loaded at the G.C.
No worries, I'll get you next time bro.
PG.[/QUOTE]I get tips for everytime you post non sense bullshit on these boards, I've got to say I'm becoming pretty rich lmao still won't spend 100 coins for some head. Its all the same dumbass oh wait you don't monger.
No worries Bro, just keep posting non sense bullshit.
BMM.
[QUOTE=PharmaGuy;2823712]My solution is:
Pay them more, moves me to the front of the line, keeps them away from you and I get more perks
Sucks being broke doesn't Chris? boo hoo!
P.S.
Holly's body is sooooo fuqn hot, but you will never know.
Sorry champ.[/QUOTE]"you get more perks" LMFAO what exactly are those perks, Kissing like highschool sweethearts? Lmao or wait let me guess, enjoy the sunset together. What a bunch of romantic bullshit you get for that xtra Ben sounds like you never had a true connnection with a woman its ok man it happens to the best of us. SIKE LMAO.
P.S.:
Holly's body is a joke lmao just like you.
[QUOTE=PharmaGuy;2824769]Well not exactly, but she did just call me, apparently she locked her keys in the car and would like you to swing your Micro Phallus over so that she can use it to pick the lock. It appears her bobby pin isn't working.
#Gherkinson's disease.
#Ms. MacGyver.
PG.[/QUOTE]How does a Woman you made up call you? Can you explain how exactly that works? Lmaoo oh and BTW I'm sure is not hard to get into a 97 accord.
[QUOTE=PharmaGuy;2824769]Well not exactly, but she did just call me, apparently she locked her keys in the car and would like you to swing your Micro Phallus over so that she can use it to pick the lock. It appears her bobby pin isn't working.
#Gherkinson's disease.
#Ms. MacGyver.
PG.[/QUOTE]Still confused PG, So can you at least tell me of your WIFE swallows buddy?
Chris5.
[QUOTE=BillyBaloney;2824541]Cockhunter, coming for you too!
And that trailer trash biitch that has you on a leash. Funny, I drive around Mass and there are really no cretins like you and your hole / keeper. Guess I need to move to Orlando for that.
Now that I think of it, you should check out Massholes, Negsiro is looking for cock just like you, this could be the start of something beautiful. Well, beautiful if the thought of two disgusting parasites ass fucking each other is appealing.[/QUOTE]Been on any gay porno sites lately?
What happened to your buddy bacon? Did I make him retire his account??
You're next asshole!
Chris5.
[QUOTE=BillyBaloney;2824821]You couldn't kick a second graders ass and Ginger will not be doing any fucking. A make believe tough chick like her crumbles when with a real man and trust me, I would make her worn out ass gape. May need to fist it as she's been passed around but it will be mission accomplished.
And if any of my Fla bros can provide contact info for Ginger I will be in your debt.
Goodnight COCKHunnter.[/QUOTE]You are a weak, lame, girlie boy flunky. You and your boyfriend 'Chicken-Shit' I (Georgie) couldn't fight your way out of a wet paper bag. Go back to ass fuckin yourself and 'Chicken-Shit' I with your double dong dildo, ASSHOLE! Get the fuck back to Bahston, you fuckin two bit PUNK, and take your ass hole buddy ' Chicken-Shit ' I with you!
TrailHunter.
1. Chriss ask the hot blonde nurse working in his hospital ward for a blowjob the other day. He told Chriss to fuck off.
2. According to the ABC show 'Is Oral Sex Safe' you can get cancer by give or getting blowjobs. This make Chriss in double trouble of getting cancer.
3. Chriss has the gayest walk ever. Just for a laugh his boyfriend {Trailhunter} tie his shoe laces together. Chriss didn't even notice.
4. Police report a woman was attacked by 2 gay men last night. Chriss hold her down so his boyfriends {Trailhunter and BlowMyMt} can do her hair.
5. Chriss farted in class one day. It was so fucking embarrassing. It smell like Vasoline.
6. Chriss go out with his boyfriend {Trailhunter} to a gay bar. Chriss was get bored and he yawned. Trailhunter now get mad at Chriss because he got 6 phone numbers when he yawned.
7. Remember Chriss, it only gay if you push back. Oh shit you really are gay.
8. Chriss daddy take him to a gay brothel for his 18th birthday. Chriss thank him for being so understanding. His daddy say: 'understanding? I got you a job here you lazy bent little fucker'.
9. Chriss say gays give him the willies. Chriss say gays give him the willies. Chriss say gays give him their willies.
10. Trailhunter call Chriss and tell him he selling his microwave. He say the kids put the pet rooster in it and now ever thing taste like cock. He thought Chriss may be interested.
11. Chriss say he want to settle down some day. Probably on the end of a big dick.
12. Game of checkers teach Chriss that a man with another man on top of him make him a king. But life teach Chriss that it make him a queen.
13. Every Saturday night Chriss say he wake to the sound of his boyfriends {Trailhunter and BlowMyMt} having sex. Unless it the pain in Chriss ass that wake him first.
14. What do Christians and Chriss have in common? They both say: 'Ahh, men'.
15. It clear why gay guys like Chriss and his boyfriends {Trailhunter and BlowMyMt} are always so happy. They do not have any women to fuck up there life and they get all the anal they want.
16. Breaking News Chriss! Scientists found cure for HIV virus that cause AIDS. They have call it 'Not Being Gay'.
17. Contrary to popular belief Chriss and his boyfriends {Trailhunter and BlowMyMt} are not 'practicing homos'. They very good at it and need no practice.
18. Chriss say one man's junk is another gay mans treasure.
19. Chriss is one of the original Village People. He the Village Idiot.
20. Chriss and his boyfriends {Trailhunter and BlowMyMt} will never die of 'natural causes'. They suck dick and take it up the ass. Nothing natural about that.
21. If you don't like gay marriage blame the straight people like Chriss, Trailhunter and BlowMyMt parents. They the ones keep having gay babies.
BONUS JOKE (this week only). Macaca, macaca, macaca, macaca, macaca!
* Of course as usual Chriss won't respond because he to busy having a 6-way with his hand! *.
Lmfao!
Later, LOSERS {they be Homer, and his girls HomoHunter and BlowMyHomer}.
The Three MuskeLOSERS!
[QUOTE=BillyBaloney;2824821]You couldn't kick a second graders ass and Ginger will not be doing any fucking. A make believe tough chick like her crumbles when with a real man and trust me, I would make her worn out ass gape. May need to fist it as she's been passed around but it will be mission accomplished.
And if any of my Fla bros can provide contact info for Ginger I will be in your debt.
Goodnight COCKHunnter.[/QUOTE]Billy Boy why so angry? You are hated in Boston and you are also unwanted here in the RAT TRAP. You need some psychological help son. You're so angry. LOL! Been to boy's town lately? I am posting here and in your home city so bring it on pussy! My goal is to send your GAY ass into retirement just like bacon boy.
Chris5.
[QUOTE=Chris5;2825385]Billy Boy why so angry? You are hated in Boston and you are also unwanted here in the RAT TRAP. You need some psychological help son. You're so angry. LOL! Been to boy's town lately? I am posting here and in your home city so bring it on pussy! My goal is to send your GAY ass into retirement just like bacon boy.
Chris5.[/QUOTE]I saw a kid today with Downs and while I felt bad for him I realized that he was smarter than you and that made me happy.
I digress.
Everyone, as in EVERYONE knows you are Cockhunter so can you explain why the fuck you bother posting from both accounts? Is this some deep rooted shit about only having make believe friends because your parents were the joke of the town?
[QUOTE=BillyBaloney;2825640]I saw a kid today with Downs and while I felt bad for him I realized that he was smarter than you and that made me happy.
I digress.
Everyone, as in EVERYONE knows you are Cockhunter so can you explain why the fuck you bother posting from both accounts? Is this some deep rooted shit about only having make believe friends because your parents were the joke of the town?[/QUOTE]Me and TH have NEVER been the same you idiot! TH just happens to hate you as much as I do. Now you and bacon boy are indeed the same. Which is why you deleted bacons account!
Smh.
Is this all you got Billy Boy?
Chris5.
[QUOTE=Chris5;2825057]Still confused PG, So can you at least tell me of your WIFE swallows buddy?
Chris5.[/QUOTE]She does now thanks to you! I do have to thank you brother.
She bought your collection of instructional swallowing videos.
Impressive body of work my friend!
Some of your more memorable works that left an impression:
She especially loved the celebrated 'C5's protein shake through a meat straw'.
She was telling me about the outakes and all the shenanigans that ensued! Good stuff
Then that one you did for your Asian fans 'goo spew guy pan'.
Banzai buddy!
Then her true favorite 'The 3 Spooges' starring C5, BMM and Mont'ass!
The hijinks!
Oh, she also just caught the trailer for your Cockumentary 'C5's throat yogurt the year in review'.
I heard this one goes to 11 (some of you will get that reference) dumbass C5 won't.
Anyways, keep up the 'Hard' work buddy.
I'm sure alot of the boys (the Kallman syndrome crew you can look that up in the dick'tionary) will be 'Pulling' for ya, you know who you are!
P 2 da G.