Zero BP activity from Randi for a while. Dang I hope not. Ht
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Zero BP activity from Randi for a while. Dang I hope not. Ht
[QUOTE=Rudraidhe;1619354]BB, This is the second time you have intervened to use perjorative terms toward me. Both were unnecessary and condescending. I don't participate in the board for the purpose of disruption. How about sticking to the purpose of the board rather than issuing barbs to posters.[/QUOTE]After you suggested that I was Warlock's new spokesman, I asked if you could ease up on the sarcastic tone. I try to do do the same myself, because it's too easy for intentions to be misread.
[QUOTE=Bunker Buster;1619582]Which pejorative terms did I use? After you suggested that I was Warlock's new spokesman, I asked if you could ease up on the sarcastic tone. I try to do do the same myself, because it's too easy for intentions to be misread.[/QUOTE]BB, I certainly did not suggest you were Warlock's new spokesman. I said you were answering for him. Which you did, as acknowledged by Warlock. Since you decided to intervene, I assumed you might know the answer to my original post. Then you referred to me as a Snark.
Previously I had made two factual statements regarding DandC07's post. Before DandC could respond, you intervened on his behalf. You stated to me, 'Your accusations are overheated and not supported by the facts. ' This was before you had researched the facts. There was nothing accusatory nor heated, least of all overheated in my statements.
Calling people names is not conducive to the exchange of useful information.
As for my original post, the review of Sarah, to which Warlock had referred, was finally posted on the oThER board today.
[QUOTE]As for my original post, the review of Sarah, to which Warlock had referred, was finally posted on the oThER board today.[/QUOTE]
I usually check the "New Reviews" section each day and I had seen the review on the 7th the same day I copied and pasted the text.
We all need to chill here. The biggest problem with forums is the sterile nature of the written word. Often times the intent or tone is lost and misinterpreted. Lets just chalk this one up to just that and move on. How about some more reviews.
I tried to see a provider today and texted her when I expected to arrive but when I got there she ignored me at first then asked me to wait. When I asked how long she replied 20 mins and I said not possible. I tried other providers in the area without luck and texted her back a half hour later that I was available. No response from her after that.
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"I am very sweet, petite, and very passionate.
Share an unforgettable experience that will have you day-dreaming for a long time to come.
If you are a respectful gentleman who knows how to treat a lady then give me a call.
571 314 7931.
100/140/200.
Please no AA, no texts or emails. Rude behavior and inappropriate language will not be tolerated. No Gentleman under 29. In Call only – No outcall (don't ask)."
Thanks for the confirmation. I would hate for such great service to diminish. She needs to ease up on the beer or start working out more. Beer has a way of creeping up on you. She remains one of my favorites.
[QUOTE=chunkytrunk;1618965]Nah dude, GYA is not pregnant. I saw her last week for the third time this year. I have noticed she has added a little as well. She mentioned it to me (slight weight gain) and said she was trying to get it off. Even with her additions, her service level has remained the same, excellent. She did get 2 new piercings since I saw her last. I don't mind it at all as I like women with curves. Not a chubby chaser (no disrespect to those who are) , just my preference. With that said, I did not give her a paternity test LOL. So I will take GYA at her word.[/QUOTE]
Stumbled upon the following while browsing:
Ruby:
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Hello gentleman.
After Taking (1) year off. I AM BACK! Looking forward to seeing you again!
Let this curvy, Latin beauty relieve your stress with my amazing body rub.
100% real pics.
Long dark Hair, and captavating Eyes!
I will leave you feeling relaxed and refreshed with my soothing touch!
My name is Ruby, and I am a former exotic dancer (pvt dance optional)
Call me at 703 672-1460 (leave message)
Rate.
120 HH.
160 Hour.
Poster's age: 25.
• Location: Northern Virginia, nova
And then Ashley :
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Gentlemen:
I'm Ashley and Brand NEW in the Biz! A 22y / o Caribbean Ebony bombshell with Auburn hair, brown eyes. 5'1".120lbs, with magic hands.
I can honestly say I am a true ebony beauty. Providing you with a Full Body, Very Sensual body rub (I am not a certified Masseuse)
I am ready if YOU are!
Kisses.
Ashley.
Call for Appt. 703-982-0303.
$ 120 30 minutes.
Poster's age: 22.
Both of the listings have GV numbers that no one answers, from Ruby I did get a text back but that again she wanted to set up everything by text and no talk. Monger instincts doesn't agree to that!
Be Safe
I just got back from dreaming about a Chinese woman that tells me she goes by Coco.
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The same poster as:
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And.
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But with different numbers for each ad. The scheduler was very short with me when I couldn't understand her poor English to get the name of the hotel.
Once I got there and got the room number, I went up telling myself I was going to turn around if I didn't like what I saw. I've never done that but I told myself, this time I would. Well, I guess I'm just too nice a guy because I was not pleased with what I saw but ended up staying anyway. Her face isn't all that bad, though there isn't much to recommend it either. Her body wasn't enticing at all, either.
She had a dress on and when it came off, I have to say it just got worse. Basically no hips or ass to speak of, a slight pouch and her shoulders are wider than her hips! Breasts are small and tired looking. She speaks basically no English, too. She said,"It's ok?" with this look that told me that it isn't uncommon for people to do what I couldn't make myself. I honestly stayed because, at that moment, I'd have felt bad if I left, but being too nice a guy is a curse I bear. Even before getting to the room, I pretty much knew by the damage ($.3/$.6) that I wasn't dealing with top shelf stuff, but there are rarely Asians in Fredericksburg and I had a shit day so I decided to give it a go. It's crazy what a difference. 4 makes when it comes to Asians. I opted for the half when the scheduler asked, saying I'd upgrade if I felt like it when I got there.
As soon as I was comfortable, she sprayed me down with a freaking bottle of disinfectant. Didn't burn too much but it wasn't exactly pleasant, either. She did this before and after, and for herself after, before getting fully dressed which tells me she doesn't shower between every client.
She did nothing without the cover. CBJ was very basic. I usually take a very passive role during this part but I made her DT a little, trying to make the best of it and she didn't complain, though she was a little resistant. I didn't try to FF her or anything but if I didn't "help" it would have totally "sucked," no pun intended, honest. After a bit of this, I could sort of tell she ready to stop but I wasn't budging and the language barrier led to her going for a few more minutes.
Her attitude wasn't bad or anything, and she actually seemed to enjoyed mish and doggy. I pushed her legs up as far as they would go and went in deep. Think she might have o'd just because I could feel the contractions and she wasn't loose either. Before I ended up finishing before I wanted to, I flipped her over for DS. Not much of a view, but it extended the session and felt pretty decent. I spilled the cup at this point and got a little vocal with her to try to enhance the experience, and I was feeling a bit surly so when she said,"I like it, I like it," my response was "you better f*ing like it," LOL.
Afterwards she told me I was "pretty" and I wished I could have returned the complement. After the second spray-down, I got ready and left. I hugged her on the way out and she asked if I wanted to leave a tip."Not this time," I said, and there won't be a next. Bit audacious of her to ask since I was barely there 20 minutes and, honestly, I've been with so much better and not tipped.
Seemed a nice enough lady, but I'll pass in future. From what I could gather she may be leaving soon, and couldn't confirm whether she'd be available tomorrow. Seems to be a travelling act. Noticed her number has been posted in NJ / NY when I did my research. Basically, she's conveniently located in a town where there isn't much for quality providers and is pretty tight but I can't really recommend. You be the judge.
Nadia. 702-673-7370
Visited her a while ago when she was around the TC area. Really nice and welcoming girl. Pictures are accurate, but she is hotter and cuter in person.
She gets into the session, however basic rules apply. No dfk, greek, or GFE. Definitely recommend specially for her backside. K9 is to die for, very few girls exist with such a slim waist and suddenly boom hips and ass. $/half. I believe she still has that special.
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Jesime. 404-952-7370
Expensive? Yes
Worth it? Hell Yes.
Pictures are real and do her no justice. Only difference was her hair color was brown now. Her backside is unreal, looks like Kelly Divines for those who watch porn, basicly all of us.
Total GFE and greek for extra. It was hard to find parking at the place she was staying at. Unless you want to use the valet service. Crystal City seems high-end now.
Definitely recommend her. Looks hot and rides even better. Multiples pops available and BBBJ. $$/hr.
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Shannon.
Remembered seeing this blonde for a while now on BP. Found great reviews on the other sites. Pictures are her and recent. Just a little baby fat and tons of tattoos.
She is very nice and down-to-earth. Looks hot and gets into it. She actually tries to please you. Greek available for extra. Only rule is no dfk. Overall for the price, she is an awesome provider. Not a clock watcher too, stayed longer. Damage was. 8.
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I had major surgery back in August and after all my little glitches and complications were cleared, went back on the prowl.
I came across Chelsea. Had a friendly, polite conversation over the phone, but upon me telling her I am black, the call ended cordially but abruptly. She doesn't service black guys.
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Then I came across MonaLisa in Woodbridge. She's an asian Cali girl who comes to the area every now and then.
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Set up and meeting was a little bit of a pain. I had called her in the past but she either didn't answer or call back. This time it took 4 calls to get on the same page, as she kept "forgetting" about our appt.
And once I was in she was also a bit of a pita. Good news is that her pics are accurate (though she takes them ALL down when she leaves). Semi-cute asian girl, early 20s, nice body, perky boobs and really nice ass. Room was a mess; no wonder, there were two other working girls in the bathroom. I asked to pee mainly so I could check them out-eh, no biggie. She wasn't very trusting of me at all in the beginning, and was doing annoying things throughout the session (having me leave the bathrom door open when I went to pee, trying to skimp on the CBJ, reaching back during doggy to make sure the C was still on, some rushing to get started, etc.). She is NOT GFE-she gives the basics but doesn't allow much roaming in the key spots.
During doggy, she was moaning and wincing. I thought I was hurting her, but then realized she was trying to tighten up to keep me from going in all the way. Oh, I put a stop to that! She finally loosened up and it was smooth sailing from there for both of us. She actually got wet so I assume she enjoyed it somewhat.
Damage: ciento veinte por trienta minutos. I'm undecided if I will see her again because she just wouldn't relax, but if I do, I would hope that the familiarity will ease the tension we had this time.
Garden style apt in Falls Church. Cute latina, nice body. Massage only, but better than AMP. Paid $.4 based on oThER reviews (which are for the most part spot on) , she claimed it is usually $.6. Fully nude with lots of b2b on the back for the first 45 minutes. After flip some massage and ending. I was hoping for more b2b there, but that didn't happen, YMMV (based on other reviews). Free roaming allowed. Not rushed. Will probably repeat.
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240-516-8381
Had a visit with Chelsea yesterday. She is NOT the girl in the picture. She is very dark hair, fiarly cute face. Thicker in the midsection than normal and droopy large breasts. Room was kinda smokey. She had a good attitude and even though she made it clear she was NOT GFE she participated fairly well. Good dirty talk and decent movement. OK for a short visit.
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When was the last time you treated yourself to the company of such a.
Rare and exquisite beauty? I invite you to break away from the boredom of.
Your day and escape into a world of excitement! I'll be anticipating.
The moment I hear from you but I'm sure meeting you will be even more fun!
Can't wait to meet.
Don't forget to ask about my super smokin hott specials 6. 5.0. 3.4. 6.9. 2.1. 2 Chelsea
In this dream I was introduced to two new car models. The Sofia and the Carolina. They were being shown by attractive young spokesmodels who looked very much like the ones pictured at.
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Very hot. And the way the Sofia's fine sleek lines flowed got me ready to drive. I opted to test drive the stick shift model of Sofia without any options, but I soon realized I should not have been so cheap and should have withdrawn a few more bucks from my ATM and tried the GFE model, but nonetheless had a great test drive with Sofia, she handled very well and I had a great time taking the curves, none of the "let's rush back to the dealership" conduct you sometimes get from autosales folks, rather I was allowed to take my time and explore and I hope to revisit the dealership and give the GFE model a spin, though I may also give the Carolina model a test drive too.
I understand this dealership may not be around for long though, but if we treat them right they may become a permanent dealership in Northern Va.
Seniors can pm for more details of my driving experience.
Back in NoVa after being away for a while and new to this forum but not to the hobby. Thought I'd pay my respects in my opening post by reporting on several recent local dreams I had.
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Kim started off as a nice dream but quickly went downhill. She has some good reviews online but, when I got to her location, she asked me to wait for "5 minutes" (which turned into 30) while she got ready for me. Just as I was leaving she called and apologized and asked me to come up. The pros: She's intelligent and has a decent personality. The cons: Pics are accurate for her face only 'cause she's definitely put on some pounds around the middle. Not a BBW but a major baby fat body type. Also, just laid there and was very mechanical, with a lot of fake moans and "come on Baby" talk thrown in. Got my nut but nuthin' memorable about the experience. And certainly not what I was expecting from her ad and what I saw of her reviews. One consolation is that I talked her down from $.2 to $ for the 1/2 hour. She's in Herndon for tonight and tomorrow and then she heads back to the West Coast. But she said she's thinking about moving to this area. If so, I certainly hope she hits the gym and steps up her game.
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Monica is a cute latina who should really find another line of work. She works from a typical Latina apt setup but this one has a lame makeshift bedroom right off the kitchen. The ad is a bit confusing (at least to me) since it talks about body rubs but is advertised under the escort section. Also, the pic for Monica (black body suit) is definitely not her. She is not that busty. But, after taking the money, Monica will tell you that it's body rub only, but (and I'm not expecting a CMT here) she has no clue how to touch someone with sensual intent. I'm normally very good with Latinas, but Monica had exactly zero warmth and was completely detached and distant. Pros: She's cute. Cons: Cold personality and no touching allowed. Final damage was $.2 for the 1/2. Maybe some of the other girls might be better but someone else will have to check them out 'cause I won't be returning.
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Morgan aka Taylor Yates aka other names. Yeah, I know she's kind of a whack job but I had seen her back in the day when I lived in DC and it was OK. She has an apt in Rosslyn now and my little head thought, how bad can it be for $? Very convenient location from the Metro but she gives you these cryptic directions and, if you don't follow them exactly, she starts to get paranoid. But I got to her place and all she offers on her menu for $ is a lame (really lame) backrub. I got her to upgrade to FS for $.6 and I got a nut but she just laid there. I did enjoy watching those aftermarket headlights jiggle around while she was laying on her back but, when she stands up, they stick out and look totally fake. Much better selection elsewhere for the money. Pros: low price and medium eye candy factor. Cons: everything else.
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Christina totally flaked on me. I've seen good reports on her and we called and texted back and forth and everything was great until I got to the parking lot of her motel. Then all my calls and texts went unanswered. So I have no opinion about her service because I didn't sample the goods. But just be forewarned that there's a flake factor involved if you want to see her.
That's it for now. Oh, and I certainly don't want to leave anyone with the impression that I've completely struck out. I've had my share of successes but I wanted to use this post to report on BP ladies you might want to think twice about. At least according to my recent dreams.
And always remember to be careful out there!
I posted this a long time ago. I'm all for courtesy and being polite, but still can't help but laugh:
BBW = fat.
Voluptuous = fat.
Curvy = fat.
Curvaceous = fat.
Thick = fat.
Rubenesque = fat.
Womanly = fat.
Hourglass = fat.
Supersized = fat.
Pic of face only? = fat.
Pic of body under bedsheet? = fat.
Gives bra size only? = fat.
Busty = either saggy or fat.
Naturally busty = saggy and fat.
Real woman = saggy, fat and ugly.
Slim = no boobs.
Svelte = no boobs.
Slender = no boobs.
Dancer's body = no boobs.
Runner = no boobs.
Spinner = no boobs.
Yoga = no boobs.
Bombshell = fake boobs.
Baywatch = fake boobs.
Playboy = fake boobs.
Model = fake boobs.
Brazilian = black.
Butterscotch = black.
Caramel = black.
Chocolate = black.
Creole = black.
Cuban = black.
Dominican = black.
Ebony = black.
Egyptian = black.
Eritrean = black.
Ethiopian = black.
Exotic = black.
Hawaiian = black.
Mahogany = black.
Mocha = black.
Mulatto = black.
Nubian = black.
Mixed = black.
Mature = old.
Courtesan = old.
Gracious = old.
Graceful = old.
Refined = old.
Elegant = old.
Classic = old.
Conservative = old.
Original = old.
Age = generally add a few years, here are some frequent exceptions:
College Student = late 20's.
Just turned 18 = mid 20's.
19 = possible jailbait.
21 = late 20's.
28 = late 30's.
Intelligent = brunette.
Sorority Girl = blonde.
Selective = overpriced.
Exclusive = very overpriced.
Classy = can't afford lingerie.
Freaky = doesn't shower between clients.
Nasty = doesn't shower at all.
Upscale = snooty personality.
All American = all trailer trash.
Princess = I have an attitude problem.
Party girl = I'll be high on drugs.
On fire = active herpes outbreak.
Las Vegas = Bellagio prices, Motel 6 service.
Coed = plain looking with acne problem.
Girl next door = looks like the boy next door.
Goddess = If you believe this is me in the pictures.
Real Doll = Bubba brings you an inflatable doll, no refunds.
Energetic = methamphetamine addict.
Down to earth = boring.
College graduate = sleeps with professors.
Open minded = openly accepts tips.
Two girl show = one girl shows, one girl steals your stuff.
New to business = changed name.
New to area = changed name and moved across bay.
Only here for a few days = staying until bad reviews run me out of town.
Up to an hour = 1 shot and she's gone.
Discreet = I check your I'd.
Discrete = I can't spell.
Advance notice required = you'll never get a hold of me.
Seeks generous gentleman = ROB for the elderly.
Seeks generous businessmen = ROB for out-of-towners.
Once in a lifetime experience = you won't repeat.
I love what I do = I'm desperate for clients.
Satisfaction guaranteed = I guarantee I'm getting your money.
Snowbunny = white girl with a black pimp.
Available 24/7 = my pimp doesn't let me sleep.
AD WRITTEN IN ALL CAPS = my pimp can't type.
AD wRiTTeN iN mIxED cAsE = my pimp is learning how to type.
You won't be sorry = You'll be disappointed.
You won't be disappointed = You'll be sorry.
CMT = good massage, bad sex.
FBSM = bad massage, good sex.
What an ad DOESN'T say, is also a source of information:
Unless specified, you can assume:
Hair color = brown.
Hair length = to shoulder.
Eye color = brown.
Age = mature.
Height = short.
Weight = heavy.
Cup size = small.
Measurements = large
Feel free to contribute.
[QUOTE=Goheat; 1624350]I posted this a long time ago. I'm all for courtesy and being polite, but still can't help but laugh:
Thick = fat.
Hawaiian = black.
You won't be disappointed = You'll be sorry.
Feel free to contribute.[/QUOTE]No rushing = rushing.
You get all your time = rushing.
It's me or it's free = it's not me and it's not free.
1000% me = it's not me.
No limits = BBBJ if you're lucky.
Anything goes = anything does not go.
Freak = might talk dirty.
German = white trash.
Russian = white trash.
Italian = Jersey Shore.
Estonian = I couldn't find Estonia on a map if my life depended on it.
British = black with silly accent copied from TV.
Japanese = Korean.
Thai = Chinese.
Malaysian = Chinese.
Burmese = Chinese.
The best you've ever had = your basic motel visit with a hooker