Escort Reports

So in the realm of there are no stupid questions, just stupid people:

This one was active over the weekend.

[URL]https://escortalligator.com.listcrawler.eu/post/escorts/usa/california/losangeles/63102534[/URL]

I asked if she had incall, she said yes and she was at the hotels at Santa Monica and like Berkeley. Either the days inn or comfort suites. Back in the day, before the empire, there were girls there aplenty.

So I am like ok, what is 30 min. She says 150 and I am thinking about going.

She texts me and says that the manager is getting suspicious and could we do a car date. First off, the managers at these places would not give a wet shit if prince harry was there fuking that facebook guy's ugly wife. So I knew she was full of this. Plus I do not fuck in a bar, I do not fuck with my door a jar, I do not fuck girls who are subpar, and I do not fuck in a car, so I just did not respond.

I am guessing her and her pimp stay the night and try and get marks to rob in car dates?

This one on rubratings pretend they are drug lords and send you pictures of heads and body parts cutoff. I responded with a photo of Sam Hyde telling them I am coming after them. Anyways just warning everyone if you dislike gore! It's pretty hardcore what they send, probably photos from the old gore website.

[URL]https://losangeles.rubratings.com/217295[/URL]

[QUOTE=Jbjb1983;5387256]This one on rubratings pretend they are drug lords and send you pictures of heads and body parts cutoff. I responded with a photo of Sam Hyde telling them I am coming after them. Anyways just warning everyone if you dislike gore! It's pretty hardcore what they send, probably photos from the old gore website.

[URL]https://losangeles.rubratings.com/217295[/URL][/QUOTE]They come from this website.

Crazyshit dot com.

Yeah, I always send them pictures of huge cocks in return.

I know there are some simps out there that fall for the ruse. How sad.

FYI guys: The first dead giveaway on all these scammers is the area code. This girl's area code is 864.

Only answer ads with local numbers. Las vegas is cool. Miami 305 (an old area code, so scammers get the 786) . etc, etc.

This one worked at temple of bliss but may have exceeded the crazy meter there.

She is indie now.

[URL]https://massage.eros.com/california/los_angeles/files/2394674.htm?cat=83[/URL]

She suffers from a serious personality disorder living in a world where all that matters is burning man (canceled) and tantra healing (worthless).

She is not attractive and the main comorbidity of her personality disorder is that she gives a terrible hand job.

[QUOTE=PriscillaM;5389273]This one worked at temple of bliss but may have exceeded the crazy meter there.

She is indie now.

[URL]https://massage.eros.com/california/los_angeles/files/2394674.htm?cat=83[/URL]

She suffers from a serious personality disorder living in a world where all that matters is burning man (canceled) and tantra healing (worthless).

She is not attractive and the main comorbidity of her personality disorder is that she gives a terrible hand job.[/QUOTE]Never even heard of Temple and based on the girls I see I'll never use it. I prefer sites that are upfront with stats and not hiding behind some tantra hooligan BS with chicks who put crystals in the middle of their forehead. Just bizarre.

[QUOTE=NewbieTop;5381316]Damn had a date with this chick and she was flat out amazing. Open to anything and really made anything I requested happen. I told her I wanted to see her dominate another guy so she brought a slave and had him do whatever she wanted and let me shout out orders to. She let me bust a bit and had the slave luck it off which was hot as fuck. Here's a link to her [URL]https://privatedelights.ch/USA/California/Los-Angeles/Jade661[/URL].[/QUOTE]I texted with her off the number in her PD ad. She's Rylee Rebel of [URL]https://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/RyleeRebel.[/URL] Lackluster reviews at best. Newbie with 2 posts seems to have either gotten super lucky or he's doing PR for Rylee.

[QUOTE=Pmanhere;5390253]I texted with her off the number in her PD ad. She's Rylee Rebel of [URL]https://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/RyleeRebel.[/URL] Lackluster reviews at best.[/QUOTE]Would be curious to know the rate for "finding a random male sex slave to lick up cum" because that's not on the menu I was sent, LOL. Maybe "Fetish Friendly" is doing a lot more heavy lifting than I imagined.

[QUOTE=Pmanhere;5390253]I texted with her off the number in her PD ad. She's Rylee Rebel of [URL]https://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/RyleeRebel.[/URL] Lackluster reviews at best. Newbie with 2 posts seems to have either gotten super lucky or he's doing PR for Rylee.[/QUOTE]The same dud posted a review on that other review site. Total degenerate stuff, him getting blown by her sub, ordering a salad at mcdonalds, crazy disgusting shit.

I went and saw Lovelymariah at her upscale incall in Woodland Hills. For a non-GFE provider, she is awesome and I had a really great time. Easy communication and she is hot as fuck in person. She is fit and athletic. She is biracial (black and white) and she has an amazing caramel complexion, a beautiful face, light eyes, tiny perky boobs and a fat round ass. She is witty and funny and inviting. Easy communication. Pretty standard non-GFE offering including striptease (which got me rock hard before she even touched my dick), CBJ and missionary and doggy style. Saw her for a $120 20 minute session at her upscale Woodland Hills hotel. With the rise of the $200 non-GFE QV on PD, it is nice to know that you can still have a high-quality, non-mechanical experience with a hot, young, fit coed from that website. Had a great time and will definitely repeat the next time she is in town.

[URL]https://privatedelights.ch/profile/Lovelymariah[/URL]

Anybody got any info on this girl? I usually just frequent the massage parlors but I want to try a short girl and massage parlors are usually just old women.

[URL]https://privatedelights.ch/USA/California/Inglewood/MemeDior[/URL]

[QUOTE=Jlh03;5391008]Anybody got any info on this girl? I usually just frequent the massage parlors but I want to try a short girl and massage parlors are usually just old women.

[URL]https://privatedelights.ch/USA/California/Inglewood/MemeDior[/URL][/QUOTE]Just IMHO, it seems like her low rate and 43 positive reviews, I'd say it's worth the gamble if you like the way she looks.

I've paid more than that for a lackluster massage and jack hammer finish at a parlor before...

[QUOTE=Jlh03;5391008]Anybody got any info on this girl? I usually just frequent the massage parlors but I want to try a short girl and massage parlors are usually just old women.

[URL]https://privatedelights.ch/USA/California/Inglewood/MemeDior[/URL][/QUOTE]I must have ED. I could never get it up and remotely hard for a groisse cabilla (overweight heifer in German) like that.

[QUOTE=Dato69;5390708]I went and saw Lovelymariah at her upscale incall in Woodland Hills. For a non-GFE provider, she is awesome and I had a really great time. Easy communication and she is hot as fuck in person. She is fit and athletic. She is biracial (black and white) and she has an amazing caramel complexion, a beautiful face, light eyes, tiny perky boobs and a fat round ass. She is witty and funny and inviting. Easy communication. Pretty standard non-GFE offering including striptease (which got me rock hard before she even touched my dick), CBJ and missionary and doggy style. Saw her for a $120 20 minute session at her upscale Woodland Hills hotel. With the rise of the $200 non-GFE QV on PD, it is nice to know that you can still have a high-quality, non-mechanical experience with a hot, young, fit coed from that website. Had a great time and will definitely repeat the next time she is in town.

[URL]https://privatedelights.ch/profile/Lovelymariah[/URL][/QUOTE]I like the part where you say she is fit and athletic. I agree, for a hippopotamus, she is quite slender.

[URL]https://www.thatmall.com/billie/[/URL]

This one is probably for real and probably works out of the trick pad on the northwest end of the valley on Parthenia and Tampa.

It is a post pandemic 40 minute drive from me, but if anyone goes, let us know.

[QUOTE=PriscillaM;5391912][URL]https://www.thatmall.com/billie/[/URL]

This one is probably for real and probably works out of the trick pad on the northwest end of the valley on Parthenia and Tampa.

It is a post pandemic 40 minute drive from me, but if anyone goes, let us know.[/QUOTE]Is it just a massage?