If you want to rule the land.
There's a place that specialises in giving you a regal time.
Travelled to a wonderful place in the northwest of the land of ports, wherein I buzzed to be let in. 30 minutes to have a massage at. 4 and was treated to very warm skilled hands with just enough oil to glide over the skin. Got all 30 on my back, then some light almost tickling on the back. Flipped and was asked what I wanted to learn. Everything was my answer (shouldn't it always be?) and for benji. 6 got my protective service. Didn't catch her name. Definitely left with a better understanding of the life of royalty. And will definitely be repeating as necessary to maintain my kingly countenance.