Massage Parlor Reports

I've been avoiding the massage scene for a while (mostly financial reasons) but I'm seriously thinking about making a visit today.

I don't want the HJ the BJ or even the FS.

I'm longing for some serious quality sauna time.

My New Year's resolution is to go AMP'n as often as possible. Now, if I could only find a way to finance that.

I made a good start by making a donation at the local Heart association. Jenny, new girl from NYC. Little bit more solid that what I like, but not overweight. Watch the clock boys, time was not even close to being up and she started to wrap things up. Massage was so so. HE was much better.

LARS™ Rating:

Face: 7
Body: 7 (not bad, but not my type)
Attitude: 7
Service: 7
.7/.4

BDog

I am in B-more at the airport area anyone know of good incall outcall or AMP close to the airport ?? Please pm me. any digits for a good sw will do too.

Went there last night. Spend 0. 7 for an hour and the tips. 20 HJ was good and free maybe I got lucky LOL haha maybe I can get the full service next time when I see her again. She looks like mide 30 to 40, as I am asain I like the way that she treat me. Not bad, I think will go there another day LOL.

Like our friend, Connaisseur, I too went to New Century during the Christmas New Year's break. It was just as he reported. For those who relish the massage as well as the flip, this is a great place. No drama, just a great massage and a happy ending.

You know, I never understand.

The AMP's are being very careful with all the trouble on york Road.

And I will be too.

I tried to call the sacred house, got an answering service, rosey is gone I fear.

Yes next to the gas station, by padonia station. But its the second house.

Now new century/Bluesky. You know me. One of the finest massages around.

I have always left there with the best massages, most complete fullfilling and relaxing massages ever. My massages have always been the best. The fee is always the basic for that quality of massage. But you have to give your lady the money for that special massage. Otherwise you just get the run of the mill stuff. A 30 minute R&T.

Smiling Fox

Someone posted there was trouble on York Road, can anyone elaborate? Its my favorite area.

Checked out ML yesterday and saw BB. Small tight frame with D latch ons. Fantastic massage included a walk on the back and a great flip. Highly recommend.
Nothing like a great AMP experience to get rid of the monger winter blues.

[QUOTE=Jim1240]I don't understand how the process works on raid like this? Do they send a cop into ask for service and he asks for a bit more and they arrest the girl? What kind of risk are we at? What goes on in that room is between the two of us. Correct. Can one of our senior friends enlighten us. I don't recall this being discussed over the last year or so![/QUOTE]"What goes on in that room"? "Between the two of us"? What do you mean? You just went there for a massage, and had no idea that anything untoward was going on in that establishment. Right?

Hit Green Ocean Health today off Joppa Road. Its a little house with parking in the back. Wierd because you have to walk in the front door on Joppa Road.

I saw Cici - tiny tits but great ass. Fee was 60 and the massage was the best I've had at an AMP. The tease was great. After the flip, I asked her to strip down and she did.

I sucked on her nipples and she gave me a bbbj. Tip was 80. More was available but I didn't have protection. Will be going back.

I was just curious if Jade Shiatsu is the same as JHH?

Thanks

[QUOTE=Timm1234]I was just curious if Jade Shiatsu is the same as JHH?

Thanks[/QUOTE]

Hmmm....

Maybe its time for Abbreviations 101

RSVP = Respondez S'il Vous Plait
ASAP = As Soon As Possible
WTF = What The Fuck
DOD = Department of Defense

Sense a theme? Every letter in an abbreviation stands for a word that is part of the phrase that is being shortened. Usually, this is the first letter of the word, as above.

So, applying this rule to your question, Jade Shiatsu would be JS.
Obviously JHH means something else, why don't you open the back of the City Paper (CP) and check it out for yourself.

The most important abbreviation used here btw (by the way) is RTFF=Read the Fucking Forum)


BSR (Benchseats Rock)

Bsr,

Its his first post. Duh, he is a nooobie. Besides what kind of a name is Timm1234. LOL.

We really need to have some compassion for these poor slobs that want to get off. Remeber they are probably backed up, scared, nevous, frustrated, horney, and worse of all, they know nothing. They are dumb with the ways of the mongers, providers, AMP's, Mp's, SW's, WSW's, BSW's, (hey how am I doing with all those Initials?), they don't have a clue what a BBBJCIM, vs R&T. For that matter they have never seen a RT. Nor do they understand what Trash is. Or what a baldy cruiser is or a cookie jar is. For that matter they don't even know what BSR is. LOL.

Oh noobies of little knowledge, write your story, tell us of your experiences, RTFF, learn the ways of the monger, walk and speak softly of your conquest, because we know LE watches us. Ah, do they know who LE is. ULE.

Smiling Fox

[QUOTE=Timm1234]I was just curious if Jade Shiatsu is the same as JHH?

Thanks[/QUOTE]And, to follow up on BSR's words of wisdom, the second most important abbreviation used here is TOFTT = Take One For The Team. It's what you do once you've checked out the back section of the City Paper and selected a particular establishment to visit.

R::R (Go figure it out)

If you are lucky to get a handjob at JHH, you may be able to have it covered by your health insurance, if you have one.
Considering how long JHH has stayed in business I am certain someone has also managed to get FS on the premises.