Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Dr Kool]That is a Good one Tex, while we are at it why not add one so that the "GODS" of the board can stroke their "EGOS". Then they can read it and smile or pat themselves on the back. (Pun Intended! )

DK

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Hi Guys,

Do you mean threads like these?

[url]http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/forumdisplay.php?f=973[/url]

[url]http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/forumdisplay.php?f=91[/url]

[url]http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/forumdisplay.php?f=318[/url]

Thanks,

Jackson[/blue][/QUOTE]Thanks Jackson!! You got everything under control and always on top of things!

Due to some fincial troubles have only occasionally been able to visit AMP in the past 5 years. My atf used to be Vivian (when she had no girls working for her that week) or her crazy friend Mona. But now I read these post and have no idea there wer so many AMPs now. Problem is I don't know what the code is for these places. One poster had OW in Altamonte. Is there someone who can pm me with a list of what the abbreviations (why such a long word? ) stand for.

Thanks

Visited from out of town. Looked for OHT and Tokyo Spa but couldn't find them. I should have gotten better directions.

Instead I found a place on 17-92 that I haven't seen reviewed. The sign on the front just said Massage. Inside, I think there was a card that said International Massage, but I didn't keep the card.

Very attractive Asian lady took me to the room. It was .6 for half hour. No TS.

A nice, but older looking Asian lady gave me the massage. She kept me covered with the towel the entire time. On the flip, I made sure towel came off. (I just like the feel of bare skin better- more relaxing.)

Anyway, it took some effort, because she seemed reluctant, but I convinced her to give me full relaxation with HR. She let me explore, although she seemed reluctant at this too.

The massage was average. The HR was nice... didn't try to end too quickly; let me enjoy the nice touch first.

If I come back, which would not be likely anytime soon, I'd probably try another place first. But if I had to, I wouldn't mind trying again.

[QUOTE=Dr Kool]You gotta start each day with a song

Lookin' for pussy, lookin' for pussy
Lookin' for pussy, lookin' for pussy

I just gotta see her and tell her I need her
Hurting without her, dreamin' about her
Wonderin' what she's gonna do
And who she's doin' it to

Lookin' for pussy, lookin' for pussy
Lookin' for pussy, lookin' for pussy

Tell her my story, say that I'm sorry
Just gotta find her say I'm behind her
In anything right or wrong
If she'll just take me along

Lookin' for pussy, take me along
Lookin' for pussy, c'mon take me along
Lookin' for pussy, c'mon take me along
Lookin' for pussy, Yeah lookin' for pussy

Lookin' for pussy....

(c) Unknown[/QUOTE]
These are nice lyrics but, to the tune of what song are we supposed to sing?

[QUOTE=BuckyBuck]Has anyone seen the new place, Asiami, near Mills and Colonial? I was coming from fashion square and happened to notice it. Brand new I hear, but is it new people, or familiar faces? Maybe I'll try it out this weekend.[/QUOTE]Nice massage.

Very legit.

NO extras.

[QUOTE=Nnms46]These are nice lyrics but, to the tune of what song are we supposed to sing?[/QUOTE]These are Dr. Hook's Looking for Pussy Lyrics. (Dr. Hook & The Medicine Show)

I found them rather interesting and appropiate since thats what many are doing here. Lyrics and music can be downloaded online at places like itunes or other popular sites.

Music is rather nice and comical in the Rock Genre

Has anybody tried the add for the teacher who needs extra money on Craigs list?

Thanks in advance.

Jay

[QUOTE=LittleOrlando]Due to some fincial troubles have only occasionally been able to visit AMP in the past 5 years. My atf used to be Vivian (when she had no girls working for her that week) or her crazy friend Mona. But now I read these post and have no idea there wer so many AMPs now. Problem is I don't know what the code is for these places. One poster had OW in Altamonte. Is there someone who can pm me with a list of what the abbreviations (why such a long word? ) stand for.

Thanks[/QUOTE]If you look at the top of the page it has a category "abbreviations" and that will answer all of your questions.

[QUOTE=Phatpistol]If you look at the top of the page it has a category "abbreviations" and that will answer all of your questions.[/QUOTE]I do not believe he is asking for the abbreviations for the lingo, which is what that section is for, he is asking for a translation of the names of the establishments because he does not know what they are called now after his hiatus. Those are not listed in that section. Thats what I took from it anyway.

They say thanks Jackson and they do not even read his comments. Are you sarcastic? Or pun was intended! Read this and many other comments of Jackson.

[QUOTE=Admin][blue]Greetings Everyone,

First, an AMP is a business, and thus it [u]IS[/u] [u]NOT[/u] a "personal address", and thus it [u]IS[/u] [u]NOT[/u] covered under the prohibition against the posting of Personal Contact Information.

Second, a provider's first name, fake or otherwise, [u]IS[/u] [u]NOT[/u] specificly identifying to the point that it would be considered "Personal Contact Information", and thus it [u]IS[/u] [u]NOT[/u] covered under the prohibition against the posting of Personal Contact Information.

Thanks,

Jackson[/blue][/QUOTE]

References:
[url]http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/forumdisplay.php?f=973[/url]

[url]http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/forumdisplay.php?f=91[/url]

[url]http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/forumdisplay.php?f=318[/url]

[QUOTE=LittleOrlando]Due to some fincial troubles have only occasionally been able to visit AMP in the past 5 years. My atf used to be Vivian (when she had no girls working for her that week) or her crazy friend Mona. But now I read these post and have no idea there wer so many AMPs now. Problem is I don't know what the code is for these places. One poster had OW in Altamonte. Is there someone who can pm me with a list of what the abbreviations (why such a long word? ) stand for.

Thanks[/QUOTE]OW = Orlando Weekly.

It is a local newspaper that you can find in coffee shops and cool places to eat as well as places that buy advertisements. In it, you will find info on local music gigs, restaurant reviews, and of course ads for massage!

[QUOTE=Moto Monger]I do not believe he is asking for the abbreviations for the lingo, which is what that section is for, he is asking for a translation of the names of the establishments because he does not know what they are called now after his hiatus. Those are not listed in that section. Thats what I took from it anyway.[/QUOTE]Yes, that is what I meant.

Ow= Orlando Weekly Of course now that it was spelled out

[QUOTE=Dr Kool]Others are looking for a Legitimate, genuine, justifiable, acceptable massage![/QUOTE]

Then those "others" are in the wrong forum. One might think they would understand that when typing the URL for this site.

Visited AAA the other day. Nice time, I would recommend again. They had changed hands awhile back and didn't like the new (now old) operation. They are back to the good old days now, however. A little rushed, but I was in a hurry anyways, so didn't mind.

Has anyone been to an AMP lately that they could report on?