Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=TwistedBrother]Dude, what the heck is CBBJC? There's CBJ and BBBJ ... maybe you're trying to say CBJ to completion?[/QUOTE]

You are correct sir, just got carried away with the "B".

[QUOTE=Member #2429]That is total B. S.!!! I never Immediately get solicited for a sexual act! There is no way in Tibet that any of the massage therapists would offer such a thing. How many supporters believe that is what happened? Didn't think so! I want to know who the undercover police officer is that falsified that statement in court![/QUOTE]

I can only speak for myself when I say that becoming a regular customer results in dispensing with the perfunctory massage and getting right to it. Happens to me more often than not. Let me reiterate, this happens to me AFTER I become a regular. I have no idea whether this cop made a regular of himself. I also don't know what the standard is for the officer to make an arrest or what constitutes valid evidence in Arlington Heights.

[QUOTE=Talk Turkey]I went to their web site & I can see that this type of spa is not something most mongers would go in search of for the things mongers are interested in. So I do apologize for being so harsh. In other words, this is not really the competition & probably not going to effect prices in the monger world.

To each their own, nothing wrong with a super hot babe giving a legit massage. Although you can get about the same thing from hot Polish gals at Laguna Spa in Streamwood, if you're out that way or are willing to drive there. For about 1/3 the price.

More Turkey Talk[/QUOTE]I was wrong as well, but I'm not going to apologize. After looking at the website, it's apparent that he did spend $. 95. I don't care how hot the masseuse is, paying almost $$ for a massage without extras is a horrible precedent. This isn't a place that's going to attract most of the people on this board, but why should other places reduce their prices or improve their service when things like this still go on? !

I don't think this guy's Leo, but I do think that he probably knows the owner. I didn't know they had a website until the link was provided below; I only knew of them from their CL ads.

If someone has the cash to throw around like that, good for them. However, it just makes it worse for everyone else. These are tough times for some (myself included), and we should ALL be working to make this hobby more affordable and easier for everybody.

The women at this place look gorgeous from their photos in the ad. I'd love to get a legit massage from one of them, but there's no way I'm going to pay those prices. If they were forced to charge more reasonable fees, that would be a big incentive for guys like me. But if guys like this are willing to drop that kind of coin, it's not going to happen.

It doesn't matter what the cop did or said, the judge is going to believe the cop over some asain hookers....and the two white guys they arrested, the only way they can prove that they did shit is if they actually saw a sexual act happening or they confessed. OR if the cop lies and says he actually saw it or lies and says they confessed. Say it gets thrown out, too bad, these guys lives are ruined if they are married.

I wouldn't worry about guys like this driving up the cost for the rest. It's like going to a bar or restaurant. Just because someone tips extremely generously doesn't mean they will expect it in the future. They know what the norm is and must settle for that most of the time. For everyone who leaves too much, there is someone who doesn't leave enough. It all balances toward the middle. Don't sweat it. If services is consistently spectacular the MT may see more coming her way but that seems extremely rare.

I really need that type of service sometime later today. Also it will give me the chance to scout things out for a more complete massage later or right after depending on how I feel. Question, for a one hour foot massage what should I tip? It's$35 dollars for the hour on Irving park; and I am not sure what is too little or too much. What is the right amount if it's a pretty decent massage with out any time tricks or excessive cell phone calls by provider, thanks.

I noticed this morning that this place has a half-page ad on the front/inside cover of the Red Eye. No damn way there are going to be extras had there.

Sorry to stir up a bee's nest; I noticed Elle Homme mentioned on CL, and this board, and thought I'd give it a try. I certainly don’t advocate you all run out and spend 100-200 for a legit massage; in fact you should avoid Elle Homme if you want extras. But I do stand by my review, it was more sensual and not as clinical as other legit places I’ve been to. And the women are very attractive, but the two I saw aren’t in the CL ad. I suspect those are generic copy/paste photos.

And no I’m not ‘Leo’, or the owner, or anyone else. I’m just a computer programmer with no girlfriend and a disposable income.

[QUOTE=Fumfn69]I wouldn't worry about guys like this driving up the cost for the rest. It's like going to a bar or restaurant. Just because someone tips extremely generously doesn't mean they will expect it in the future. They know what the norm is and must settle for that most of the time. For everyone who leaves too much, there is someone who doesn't leave enough. It all balances toward the middle. Don't sweat it. If services is consistently spectacular the MT may see more coming her way but that seems extremely rare.[/QUOTE]I agree that tipping is subjective and up to each individual. I've had instances myself where I've grossly overpaid because I got caught up in the heat of the moment.

How about all of us trying to reduce door fees? . 6 used to be the norm for a one hour massage a few years back. It slowly went up and even got as high as. 8 in a normal AMP. Then table showers started disappearing. They're making a comeback, but now we're getting charged for it.

We should strive to get door prices back down to a reasonable level. 6 for a one hour massage with a table shower sounds right to me. There are some places that offer one hour massages as low as. 45, but they don't include table showers and I'm not sure if extras are available.

Prices seem to be slowly dropping, but if I were the owner of a MP and saw that someone was willing to drop $. 65 (! ) for a 1. 5 hour massage, I'd consider RAISING my prices. This guy showed no consideration for his fellow mongers.

All I have to say is that EllHomme Spa has the best Legit Massage Around. No, I do not own the joint, or work their, but that busty half Asian woman gives the best massage ever. There is noway she would do extras, but who cares. I will be back.

By the way, Yin Spa can be fun. Ria loves it when you take control and make her call you daddy =)

I had a good overall experience at the loop version of Mercy...

Two girls at the door, the uglier of the two took me back for my massage. I actually had seen the other one at the CT outpost, and so didn't mind seeing the new girl - variety and all. No appointment necessary.

Fully nude during the massage, things got really sensual after the flip, leading into the main event. Noticed she took her glasses off during the massage - the glasses make her less attractive than she really is.

Instead of laying back with eyes closed, I propped my head with pillow and towel, and watched all the action. It was like watching a HJ video - her small hands all over my thick dick. Resulting finish was excellent. She did not get nude, nor did I ask or care - yesterday was all about me.

[QUOTE=Chitownman]All I have to say is that EllHomme Spa has the best Legit Massage Around. No, I do not own the joint, or work their, but that busty half Asian woman gives the best massage ever. There is noway she would do extras, but who cares. I will be back.

By the way, Yin Spa can be fun. Ria loves it when you take control and make her call you daddy =)[/QUOTE]Is it asking too much for basic details in these reports?! It doesn't have to be a short novel, but these half-assed vague reports have got to stop.

or an apprenticeship at Hustler. Now there's an idea for a reality TV show.

Senor Duke found himself all wound up so he stopped at Mercy in CT and was introduced to Mary. Big yawn. Perhaps I caught her on an off day, let's hope so because I received the most uninspired massage I've had in long time. I considered getting up and leaving, heading over to Walgreen's pharmacy waiting area, sitting in the massage chair and jerking myself off. The massage and release would have been much better and I would have saved myself some money. Let's face it, it never hurts to have a couple of extra bucks in the bank when there's a psychological recession taking place.

On a separate note, there have been pics of some real hotties on CL lately. Of course, I'm taking them with a grain of salt. I'd TOFTT, but I'd probably be met by Leo or a bait and switch.

I've made several visits to different places in recent weeks and at the end of one session was requested not to post any reviews or comments on the internet!

Seems they didn't want leo reading the reports and then making a visit.

I don't think it was this site that they have seen, but they wouldn't say.

Guys, any comments?

There have been alot of reports about the girls here and what the protocal here so I have decided to do an inventory about my experiences and the many PM's I have received and have decided to break down what you can expect.

First I should mention that I think that this place was 100% legit (for what it's worth for a time , maybe before 07- late 06)

Secondly you can get an outstanding CMT style massage here. Also
I find the place to be clean and pleasant. The steam shower is great, take advantage of it.

If you want extras, you will need to make a VIP appointment.

Now , the girls...

Lucy: a CMT very good massage , no extras and a sweet girl. I doubt anyone has got passed the massage. She has also been here the longest.

Ivanna: Tall, thin, small breasts ..will go naked and reports say BJ although I've never been offered. Great experience.

Tina: Very hot polish provider. Fake 36c breasts. Will go naked, sessions are inconsistant but overal a good time.

Marina: Petite, good looking but not as hot as Tina or Ivanna..the most intercative of the 3. A good time indeed. She may have left.

Maggie: Cute ..will go naked, nice body but no where near Tina's..sort of Mechanical.

Liana: Very cute. Nice body. Way too much pubic hair for a gal that young. Mechanical.

Olga: never had the pleasure..she is the biggest of the gals at 5'7 and about 150 but DD's. Good experience from what I undersatnd.

Julia: Beautiful. 5'1 blonde hair. To this point has been purely legit but has hinted at extras.

Maria: Best CMT in the biz..hinted big time at extras , others have crossed that line with her or so they have reported. She is gone to the best of my knowledge.

Melanie: In my opinion she wat the hottest of the crew looks wise but her service was awful. She is at 4 aces now.

Have I forgotten anyone???? Im sure I have had other girls but theye were all sent down to the minors.

Contrary to reports there is no back "vip" room there, only a room that is further back and more seculded. FS is not on the daily menu here, and the only real reports have been getting the gals outside of the spa and some of these have been on very weak footing. I am fairly certain that FS has never happened in the confines of the spa. YMMV. Also, I should mention that this place is not for discount shoppers. Extras inside and outside of the daily menu have only been provided when the pocket book has been opened up.

So to the Newbs who have been flooding my inbox, there you have it. Seriously , I have had at least 4 inquiries about this palce from mongers with 0 posts and many more with just 1. That triggered my LE sense a bit. Regulars are welcome to PM me.