Massage Parlor Reports

Hey fellow mongers.

Was coming back from the IE empire earlier and after stopping at DJV (Industry) called one of my contacts around El Monte and while trying to navigate my way to her place, got the news that she wasn't able to meet.

Got off the 605 fwy at the Ramona exit (west) and noticed a parlor I had seen once before driving by.

The place is in a small plaza next to a gas station. Parked and walked in, an attendant greeted me (she's not very attractive) I was ready to walk and she says that a girl is free to see me.

I rolled the dice and not for the better, guess I should had walked.

This place has a bunch of foot massage beds in front and some rooms in back resembling something like the Pizza place.

She took me to one of the rooms which have curtains and asked me to disrobe. After a couple of minutes an early 30's Chinese provider comes in. She asked me to lay face down and said "Hello," close to my face, which I thought was a good sign.

Started the massage and I waited for some teasing, since none was coming when she started doing my legs I kind of moved JR (which was awaken) facing to the rear where she could access it and proceed with the fun part.

She ignored my move and after another 5" asked me to flip. From here (she had put a blanket / towel over me) she did a head / scalp / face massage and finished me off with no fun to be had.

Total damage was 35 and left 10 tip.

Maybe some fun can be had (rub & tug) here but for me it's a no return.

Mondo.

Found the link to 'them thru RM.

[URL]http://www.rubmaps.com/erotic-massage-rose-massage-el-monte-ca-14326[/URL]#.

I have not been to HT in quite a while. I was expecting the usual young 20 yr old. Boy was I suprised when Coco walked into room 6. The mamasan said I have a real nice girl for you. She should have said, I have a real old bag for you! I think Coco is in her 40's. Her sagging ass and tits were a dead give away to her age. Her massage was pretty shitty. However, she gave the most intense BJ ever. I could not tell when she slipped on the condom with her mouth. She started humping me in cg postion. Her sagging tits and ball smashing thrusts were quickly killing my hardon. She must have sensed my quickly defleating penis, and finished me off with a handjob. I was not very happy with such an older provider. Guess that wrinkled sagging ass was a total turn off. Damange .40 at the door $ tip.

I've been trying out new places lately. I tried this place in them today. Standard .35 for the hr. Mamasan was not very attractive so I asked if there was any one else. There was another girl behind a shade. I took a look and went with her. She was not all that great looking but oh well. That's what we're pretty much relegated to in these .35 hr joints. He massage was rather nice and she was playful. On the flip she wanted to put oil on my hand so I can do a selfie. WTF! I said hell no! You do it. After a some apprehension. She went for it. I made her slow down as she was going to fast. That gave me a chance to play with her swollen knobs. Gave her .4 at the end. Won't repeat. At least not any time soon. I'm still in search of a new go to place.

Where is Cici from 123 at?

I just wanted to see her again.

I heard she was in Hollywood.

It had been a couple years, but I decided to check out "The Mall" that runs parallel with a car wash in Hacienda hgts just west of Hacienda Blvd on Gale ave. Back in the day this particular office complex boasted up to four separate proprietors, all offering several facets of " Extras". Then came the crash and the shut down. All but eliminating any chance of optional services.

I entered door #5 where a 40 ish Asian women lead me to a ceiling stained cubical with a rickety old massage table. "Times must be tough", I thought. I paid 50 for the hour and in walked Jenn*fer another young 40 ish provider dressed in jeans and a blouse and figured the best I'd get would be a decent massage and hopefully a playful HJ.

The massage was good and thorough in every aspect, when it came time for the extra, she diligently massaged the shaft and boys with the skills of a pro. I asked if she would perform more extras? Where, she said, "did I bring a condom?" I replied "no", "not today". She sighed with disappointment and continued the fondling including light prostate palpation. 5 min into that, the phone rang and she excused herself, which was annoying to say the least. Upon returning though, I was surprised to see a condom in hand! All forgiven!

Today, would be all Doggy. That's what I wanted and that's what she gave and gave and gave. The rickety old massage table kept perfect tempo like some sort of giant perverse metronome and her nicely shaped breasts pendulated a perfect soft back beat to the hard wooden creaking of the flexing trundle, until the crescendo brought a quiet descend of labored breathing.

It's always a good day when you get more than what you expect, especially when she gladly accepted the 70 I gave her.

Baggens

Went to the Duarte Outpost Mondo is speaking of below. Decent experience as always. However the gentleman before me must not have showered. I went face down on the table and could smell awful be. O all over the table. I covered myself and politely asked them to change the linens again. Compensated for the trouble and was ever polite. They apologized and the girl I was with apologized for the stinky man and wished more men smelled nice that came in.

I assume most of us have decent hygiene but for the boys who don't think it is important, please consider your provider and whoever else has to be in that room with you later. Thanks.

Other than that, the damage was 40 plus tip. A casual day at the office if I do say so myself. Helped keep me focused yesterday.

Midnite.

I recommend Tina, a young 26 year old Chinese cutie with a nice body. She wore little jean shorts and a tank top. Reddish hair. The type you'd find in OC. She was a pleasant surprise, and I had a great time. Her massage sucks, but she's cute and fun. Teasing started early, which led to a plastic wrap BJ and then to a HJ (without the plastic) + a little backdoor massages interspersed. Great oral skills and HJ skills, with no rush. If you speak Chinese, you'll probably have an easier time communicating with her, but ultimately, I ended up capitalizing on that by playing English teacher and she, my foreign language instructor. She taught me to say "I like you" which sounded like "she-juan-ni" (sp? Good laughs at the end, and I left happy. Tipped her 65 since she was cute (finally in the SGV. . . Tired of all these old ladies), and had a great attitude about extras. She's off the 30th and 31st, but she's there tomorrow if you want to partake. I'd call ahead, the other two masseuses didn't even compare in the looks dept.

[QUOTE=TheCamel;1988024]I haven't posted an actual review in some time and thought it was time. So here goes.

I dropped my plans to go to Tijuana on Sunday through Monday in favor of seeing a new fave on Monday who has been taking me on intergalactic tours of the Universe of Pleasure. Unfortunately she didn't work yesterday. MMS said she had a family emergency when I called to make an appointment.

Instead I drove out to Synn at COI hoping to hook up with one of a few particular girls who have provided very nice times for me recently. Only one was there. The famous "Frenchy" and hooking up with her these days I believe requires a deposit of earnest money a few months in advance of your visit. She's crazy popular and frustratingly untouchable unless you're willing to stalk her all over the club and compete with multiple dudes for her attention. Probably spoiling her to boot though one of her amazing qualities is how genuinely nice, real and down to earth she is.

I didn't waste too much time and ended up at one of the South El Monte MPs called Lavender in a larger 2 story strip mall on Garvey that is home to at least 2 other MPs. I checked it out weeks ago but didn't go in. Couldn't even find a parking space in the packed mall, but saw two very cute young asian girls step out for a break and sit against the wall in front of the place.

Last night it was less crowded. This area is starting to resemble the South Bay with MPs everywhere except here they are super visible and fancy from the outside. Its as if you are in a red light district in asia with brightly lit storefronts beckoning you to lighten your load. The massage places in this mall were still bedecked in flashing Christmas lights, neon signs, the double doors wide open with huge "Massage" signs. Everything but the extras menu up in lights. This mall is contemporary and clean. South Bay strip malls and massage places are mostly old and derelict. I mention the South Bay cause that is where my new fave works and I'm astounded at how many MPs are packed into the area.

Inside the door I pay the lowest price I ever have for an hour in an MP, $35! And keep in mind, these are not exactly rub and tugs. The sense I get from reviews and word of mouth is the SEM spots may be divided about 50/50 between are&T girls and FS girls. So $35 for a portal to a FS session for a full hour is a very nice price. The girl in reception was young and average looking and not particularly friendly. No 3rd degree at all from anyone here. She led me to a small room. I was naked in 34 seconds and my masseuse was knocking in 37 seconds, so no down time.

The masseuse ("Linda") entered and I wasn't sure if it was the reception girl or not in the room's dim light. I thought probably not even though they both had very similar cute petite body types and looked around the same age (late 20's). I could tell she was uncomfortable with an exotic pale creature such as myself, and she basically didn't speak any English at all. I did pick up that she is Chinese and lives in Temple City. I told her I lived in Hollywood and she had never heard of it! So far I'm thinking this is going to be bad or too much work.

I asked for light massage but it took awhile for me to get her to understand what that means. Ultimately I had to demonstrate on her and she got it. But her light massage was just about worthless. No design to it or expertise in her hands. She had me covered with a towel and ultimately gave me a timid butt and upper thigh massage but didn't get too close to the pleasure spots. After only about 15 minutes of my hour session, she's asking me to flip. I pulled her close and demonstrated that I would like some nad teasing while still face down. This managed to settle her down a bit. She knew where it was going at least. She delivered but only for a minute or two and again told me to flip. I just gave up and complied.

But slowly I'm making progress having her feel relaxed and I'm making her laugh and feel overall good about the situation using some of the same clownish and pantomime techniques that I was restricted to when I first discovered Tijuana 17 years ago and couldn't communicate effectively in Spanish back then. So moment by moment, she's elevating into a good provider as she realizes I'm a tipping monger who is trying to bring good vibe and levity to the situation. She's not "milking the cow" but giving a very good full package massage and its very pleasurable. I get her top and bra off. She fakes resistance but she's good for it all the way. Very petite girl with the kind of modest rack you expect on the spinners. She was wearing tight belted shorts and I just decided to forego her southerly charms for the time being at least.

She wanted to make a deal for some kind of extra but could only express it by pantomime. I demonstrated that I wanted a BJ. I could tell she was trying to ask how much but didn't know how, so I held up 6 fingers and she was happy with that. But she brings my pants over so I can pay her in advance. Normally I'd talk this move off but there's no real talking to this girl, so I just caved and reached for the money and paid her.

Now a first time experience. She leaves the room and returns with Saran Wrap. I actually decided not to dispute this. I was curious to see what it would be like and I can't say it was worse than standard CBJ. Her BJ was pretty good but she did use her teeth. However, she did not resist my fucking her mouth and I went deep to her throat while she massaged my balls and it was really pretty pleasurable.

Eventually she removed the Saran Wrap and started in with some truly excellent full package pressure teasing and massage and I would not be able to resist cumming. Had a huge satisfying release. While getting dressed we really connected with my sitting up. I held her in an embrace and kissed her tenderly. I asked her to let her hair down. OMG! With her hair down she went from being a 5.5 face to an 8 or better. Just absolutely adorable. Should have asked her to free her hair from the start as I usually do. Now I'm complimenting her and embracing / cuddling with her and she is all into it and completely delightful despite the verbal communications hurdle. Just primal stuff getting the point across and very interesting.

So $95 for the full hour tip included. I am inclined to see her again as I'm confident I can get her to lose the Saran Wrap and do BBBJ and she is just a little cutie pie. What can I say? .[/QUOTE]

Oh Midnite, I'm laughing my ass off at that one! That is SO Seinfeldian to say the least.

Baggens.

[QUOTE=DrMidnite;1994786]Went to the Duarte Outpost Mondo is speaking of below. Decent experience as always. However the gentleman before me must not have showered. I went face down on the table and could smell awful be. O all over the table. I covered myself and politely asked them to change the linens again. Compensated for the trouble and was ever polite. They apologized and the girl I was with apologized for the stinky man and wished more men smelled nice that came in.

I assume most of us have decent hygiene but for the boys who don't think it is important, please consider your provider and whoever else has to be in that room with you later. Thanks.

Other than that, the damage was 40 plus tip. A casual day at the office if I do say so myself. Helped keep me focused yesterday.

Midnite.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=DildoBaggens;1995192]Oh Midnite, I'm laughing my ass off at that one! That is SO Seinfeldian to say the least.

Baggens.[/QUOTE]But ya know, no matter how good our shower habits and overall hygiene, we are still leaving behind a pool of product of our seminal vesicles or at least we hope to, though I always hope to find the girls who considerately use their mouths to perform preventative maintenance. So Midnight's post begs the question of what are these places thinking by not changing the linens between each customer and actually regardless of seminal considerations? That's actually probably the least of it from a public health standpoint.

I was reading Yelp reviews for a place in Glendale which even the most jaded AMP mongers would believe is strictly legit on initial inspection. It's not! But plenty of young female hipsters in the area think its legit. The price is right so they get a good percentage of females among their customer base looking for the Burke Williams / Massage Envy treatment in a mom and pop shop. So one of the girls, maybe her name is Elaine, leaves a review on Yelp about her ordeal at this place when she found herself lying on a massage table in a pool of illegitimately generated jizz! I think she wrote that she spent several hours bathing and scrubbing herself in the aftermath.

Boy, that really gets me thinking. The hipster chick lying face down on the spew filled table and just so happens to apply her irrefutably fertile "V" spot right on some fresh, very opportunistic Camel or Baggens genetic code, which just happens to slip right in said spot, incognito-ish. "The immaculate conception table! The title alone sounds like a Broadway musical. Think Sweeney Todd without the gore, just the mess Or Camel's testicle Technicolored Cream Coat. My apologies to Stephen Sondheim and Andrew Lloyd Webber

Baggens.

[QUOTE=TheCamel;1995883]But ya know, no matter how good our shower habits and overall hygiene, we are still leaving behind a pool of product of our seminal vesicles or at least we hope to, though I always hope to find the girls who considerately use their mouths to perform preventative maintenance. So Midnight's post begs the question of what are these places thinking by not changing the linens between each customer and actually regardless of seminal considerations? That's actually probably the least of it from a public health standpoint.

I was reading Yelp reviews for a place in Glendale which even the most jaded AMP mongers would believe is strictly legit on initial inspection. It's not! But plenty of young female hipsters in the area think its legit. The price is right so they get a good percentage of females among their customer base looking for the Burke Williams / Massage Envy treatment in a mom and pop shop. So one of the girls, maybe her name is Elaine, leaves a review on Yelp about her ordeal at this place when she found herself lying on a massage table in a pool of illegitimately generated jizz! I think she wrote that she spent several hours bathing and scrubbing herself in the aftermath.[/QUOTE]

Saw A...A by the recommendation of Snubs. She was thin, see cups, very playful last night as its CNY and she was drunk. LOL.

Anyway left happy and mouthfuls of .75 out the door. Seems like there is a room full of younger talent there. MAy try again later for others.

PC out.

Went to Lavender twice to follow up Camel's report.

DO NOT take the short tiny girl with fake glasses (I didn't get her name as she tried to con me to get her name the next time I come over, but I guess according to someone her name is T*na? I believe there's 3 girls working, T*na gives horrible massage and cover never came off, not even a butt massage! So props for whoever to get an action out of her.

My experience with L*nd* is pretty much described the same as what TheCamel said.

Wasn't spectacular but can't beat that $.75 total price for a quick tug.

I've moved out of the SGV towards the I.E. (Fontana, anyone know of any good spots like HT out here?) so when I found myself in El Monte today, I decided to hit up my old favorite BP spot since I was so close.

I had been there about 2 months ago, but my experience was less than stellar. The mamasan on duty was the same one I remember from KG and the provider I got was on the wrong side of 30. I believe it was the same Coco mentioned before. She was fun and accommodating, but not what I was used to at this location.

Fast-forward to today. Usually I can get in and out without seeing any other fellow mongers, but today they were really busy, I made eye-contact with about 4 other hobbyists making my way in and out of the hallway. When I arrive, I'm greeted by the regular mamasan "Oh handsome man! Long time no see!" I'm situated in a room and disrobe. In walks a beautiful mid / late 20's with an amazing set of assets and a slim body type and accentuated her assets fully. We started with a "massage" which was more sensual touching with her fingers, nipple and tongue. Her tongue spent some time exploring my buttocks, which caught me by surprise, in a good way. On the flip she started with a nice CBJ with her hair tickling my upper leg area which added to the sensation nicely. After a good go, she got up and went for a reverse ACG with a nice twisting motion that got me going. She then flipped for traditional ACG with the same twisty motion while kissing my nipples and a light kiss on the lips. She settled on a more sensual CG for a little bit before getting off.

She then instructed me to sit up on the edge and proceeded to give me a great kneeling CBJ before sliding on RCG in the sitting position with her legs closed. That evolved into a standing doggy with her holding herself up against the mirror (hot). She took it like a champ for a while before she repositioned on the bed legs spread inviting me in for mish. But before that, she took me again CBJ style while I'm standing and she was laying. I moved on top of her and she positioned one leg up around my arm. With her opposite hand she reached down and played with the boys while I was doing my deed. I was able to position myself to hold her in place with my other arm and really go to town. She kept saying she wanted to cum together and that really got me going. Kept this up until a very satisfying finish. She called me Superman after it was done haha!

Really enjoyed my time with her, she seemed like she really enjoyed what she was doing and really look forward to seeing her again! Damage is the usual for this spot. Senior members, PM for name and schedule.

Thanks!

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Sorry for the late report but I kept procrastinating. In my quest for big booty White girls I checked this place out last Wednesday night. The manager said the White girl didn't show and sent her prettier friend instead. I blazed a roll and went for the half hour paying two Jeffersons plus standard tip. I got a curvy light skin Latin Betty that was just my style. She said she was just temporary and that she works up in Lennox. Took care of all my needs. The White girl might show up this Wednesday if you're thinking about it.

Over by the West way 10 entrance there were a couple white woman seeking handouts that might give it up for the right $ Be careful though I saw one walking with a needle.

"When you smoke the herb, it reveals you to yourself." -Bob Marley.

Peace.

Jah Mon.