Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Hugh Jardon]This is not a good idea for many different reasons.

1) Married or SO?. You've have to be shitting me. Paper trail, permanent record, incriminating evidence, all of that and more.

Recommended: Save up/set aside some cash $ in some way and use it as your "monger fund".

2) Not married, no SO?. Doing it because you don't have the $? Not a good idea to use credit cards for this expense. It's too easy to use it and you just want to do it again the next day.

Recommended: Save up/set aside some cash $ in some way and use it as your "monger fund" or get a couple booty calls or fwb.[/QUOTE]I've been travelling for the Christmas holiday, and so I didn't see this until now. I have a couple of points here.

First, Yes, I am married, but I have a very unusual situation where my wife is totally cool with what I do. So I don't need to hide any of my activities.

Second: I appreciate the warnings that you have posted. Thanks. The card just makes it convenient, but I can see your points as to why it may be unwise.

Thanks again for your information & opinions.

[QUOTE=Rockstar1290]I've been travelling for the Christmas holiday, and so I didn't see this until now. I have a couple of points here.

First, Yes, I am married, but I have a very unusual situation where my wife is totally cool with what I do. So I don't need to hide any of my activities.

Second: I appreciate the warnings that you have posted. Thanks. The card just makes it convenient, but I can see your points as to why it may be unwise.

Thanks again for your information & opinions.[/QUOTE]One other thought on this topic. Credit card companies monitor your usage and use behavioral analysis to levy punitive fees, and jack your interest rate. Swiping credit cards at higher-risk merchants, such as massage parlors or marriage counselors, and taking out cash advances often are usage patterns that would be concerning to some issuers even if you've made your payments all on time. In on e documentated case, amex lowered some shmo's spending limit by 7k because he used it at a walmart. The reason he was given is that "Other customers who have used their card at establishments where you recently shopped have a poor repayment history with American Express."

[QUOTE=Eatatmoes]Davey boy, any chance you know how much it costs to take a door for a PD? The number of sworn statements, the months of work by law enforcement, the man hours typing up shit for the judge to issue the warrant to take a fucking door? Police don't kick in a door and go in there vested up, guns out, and arrest one. fucking. person.

If they did, I'd be on the phone with my local representatives (city/county council, etc.) and ask them why they though it was a judicious use of limited police resources to spend a few hundred thousand on a case that will end up on the stet docket, if not altogether dismissed.[/QUOTE]Hey Moe, take it easy. I was only trying to pass on info to y'all. You will have to trust me on the source, but I can say it was someone in the industry. I

[QUOTE=Digamex2000]I think you're talking about the house next to the old Crown (Now Texaco?) in Timonium. It's been long closed for at least 5 years. I never got more than a hj there, and the staff, as usually, varied in age and looks.[/QUOTE]
You meant at least 5 weeks right? It was till being advertised in the City Paper up until about 5 weeks ago.

L.P.3

I used to hit Baco but the changed mamasans and didn't like it the last time I was there roughly 9 months ago. Up the street just a little bit north is a place that I like called JP. Two girls, both attractive, late 30s early 40s. One with fake tatas that I like. Usually good price. Was there about a month ago and titty banged her for .2 tip on the .6 hour. She takes good care of you. Maybe 6 face and 8 body.

[QUOTE=Lostpuppy3]You meant at least 5 weeks right? It was till being advertised in the City Paper up until about 5 weeks ago.

L.P.3[/QUOTE]They had ads in November.

I was there last time in July.

[QUOTE=Popcruiser]They had ads in November.

I was there last time in July.[/QUOTE]Seriously thought it had closed years ago and not re-opened. It looked a bit abandoned every time I'd driven by. Never had much fun there anyway. Maybe I'll give it another shot if it re-opens.

I know there's another AMP across the street in the same neighborhood- single house. As $ and time permits, will hopefully try this one too.

Finally made it back to B'town, if only for a short while - too short to attend to all the projects I had planned on, but at least I managed to try NC (and there is nothing, nothing in the world, like a nice AMP experience at the end of a long day on airliners, in airport queues and at car rental counters)!

So after settling into my hotel room and a long, steamy shower I pointed my loaner mobile towards 1927 York Rd. Had made an appointment shortly prior, and was greeted warmly by Stephanie. After a bit of chit-chat and remitting the house fee Stephanie, herself in her early 30ies and kinda cute told me that I was going to be taken care of by Kathy.

In a happy state of anticipation (I don't know about you all, but I love this part of AMPing when you don't know what exactly is expecting you, but you feel it's going to be goooood...) I disrobed and laid on the table provided for me in one of the upstairs treatment rooms. The heater was on full blast as it was freezing out, and the lights on low and soft music on - then Kathy entered. A sweet Chinese in her mid 30ies, she is an 8 on my scale of looks and a really sweet girl. She gave me a long, warm hug and asked me about my massage preferences. I opted for soft, and she began a nice back and shoulder rub, then moved down to my buttocks and gave plenty of attention to that area, while frequently and ever so lightly touching the boys.

After more leg massaging, Kathy switched to very soft touch and my favorite part began with lots of lightly stroking, teasing and probing from behind. Then she suddenly stopped to get a hot towel...what a tease!!! The warm cloth felt nice on my back, and after thoroughly drying me off she finally returned to where she had stopped a few minutes earlier, even lighter and more touching Little Conn. who by then had reached his fully potential and was throbbing under Kathy's knowledgeable touching and teasing.

Several minutes that felt like seconds later, my therapist asked me to turn around, and commented with pleasure on Little Conn's state while getting the massage oil. My hands had been roaming a bit already, and I then helped Kathy out of her shirt to reveal a pair of nice B-cups with hard and pink nips. The tights had to come down a bit as well, and my fingers found their way into the front of the tanga and explored a perfectly partly-shaved kitty. On a sidenote, Kathy has a bit of a flabby gut, but nothing too extreme...actually kind of sexy. Meanwhile my provider's full attention was on Little Conn, and it didn't take long until I blew my load all over her tits, the table and I think I might have hit her face as well.

A bit of cuddling, then cleaning up and a few more minutes of relaxation massage, then the (generous) hour was over, and I left very happy, hungry and thirsty (I am always starving after a pleasant AMP experience). Stephanie offered me a water bottle on the way out, and the three of us chatted for a few more minutes before I left the warm and cozy house.

In conclusion, a very pleasant time. Standard AMP fare, but delivered with lots of attention to the details, and a smile. Probability of becoming a repeat offender at NC: 100%. There may also be more on the menu, but this time I got everything I had expected and asked for.

Went to Kyoto on a Wednesday evening around 7:30 PM. They were busy, so I had to wait about 10 minutes before Coffee came back and took me to the shower. Steamroom, then on to the massage. Very nice, medium pressure massage, then she ran her fingertips up and down my back very gently. What a TEASE! Coffee has a great body, and I enjoyed the massage very much.

I've just started visiting a couple of the places in the Baltimore area; any standards on how much to tip are appreciated. It seems to be up and down after RTFF.

[QUOTE=Popcruiser]They had ads in November.

I was there last time in July.[/QUOTE]Have you ever tried any white meat during that time?

Has anyone seen her (AA woman be advertising on CL lately)?

Asking for 80 for Swedish with sensual twist (whatever that means).

[QUOTE=Digamex2000]Seriously thought it had closed years ago and not re-opened. It looked a bit abandoned every time I'd driven by. Never had much fun there anyway. Maybe I'll give it another shot if it re-opens.

I know there's another AMP across the street in the same neighborhood- single house. As $ and time permits, will hopefully try this one too.[/QUOTE]I was there in early Novemebr. Went back in mid-November and they were all boarded up. If anyone knows where or if they relocated, please advise.

Just saw Sue at Albertos for the second time. Face - 4ish. Body - 6ish for the industry. After a mediocre at best massage, she ask me how much. For $ tip, I ended up with a hot bbbj and a hot 69. If I had protection, would have been the same for the same price.

You're lucky you got that, the place has gone down hill over the years.

[QUOTE=Baltimorebiguy]Just saw Sue at Albertos for the second time. Face - 4ish. Body - 6ish for the industry. After a mediocre at best massage, she ask me how much. For $ tip, I ended up with a hot bbbj and a hot 69. If I had protection, would have been the same for the same price.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Baltimorebiguy]Face - 4ish. Body - 6ish for the industry.[/QUOTE]

I guess if you end up in a 69'er with a "Face - 4ish. Body - 6ish", you're probably staring at the better half. Yikes.

BD