Massage Parlor Reports

I haven't posted in a long time on this forum, but wanted to share about my time at Exercise Spa. I travel to Chicago on business quite often and Exercise is the only place I visit. Over the years I have never left without a happy ending. Given, I would have liked to taken a different route in many cases. I really like a girl named Kay or Ke. She is a tall Korean girl with a fabulous all natural rack. Thats just the beginning, she will work you up to a point that drives you crazy and then knows exactly how to finish the job. I have never had FS there but have had CBBJC on a couple of occasions. You have to bring your own cover though. I think FS is a definite possibility for returning regular customers with a larger tip.

[QUOTE=Drogue]I have never had FS there but have had CBBJC on a couple of occasions. You have to bring your own cover though.[/QUOTE]

Dude, what the heck is CBBJC? There's CBJ and BBBJ ... maybe you're trying to say CBJ to completion?

Sex, hj, bj, that is why we go. That is why this board exists. If you're a legit CMT you are NOT working at one of the businesses discussed on this board. If you are you are a mediocre CMT, hence the need to provide the extra service. There is a major difference between a great CMT and the girls who work at AMP, EMT's, etc. If you ever get a massage from an excellent CMT you will stop believing that the girls at these businesses are professional massage therapists. They are not. They touch you. It feels nice. They get you off. That is the service we are tipping for. If there is no release it is a job not completed. If I go to a restaurant and I never get my food I do not tip. If I go to the car wash and the towel kids never dry off my car, they get no tip. If I go to Starbucks and ask for a coffee with cream and I get water, they get no tip. If I am in Vegas and the dealer ignores me, he or she gets no tip. If I go to strip club and the strippers don't grind on me they get no tip. If I stand all day and don't do my job I get fired. Stop feeling guilty about what you do. You go to a massage joint. You pay for a girl to jerk you off and it's pretty hot. You do it behind your wife's or gf's back. Don't feel so ashamed. You will do it again and again. And if you tip for lousy service you will enable more lousy service for others. I am a professional and I do not get tipped for a job well done. If I do a poor job I do not get repeat business. [QUOTE=Chicag0]I disagree with the mongers who tip nothing unless they are sexually satisfied. If someone does a great job on the massage, they should be tipped. Some of these women went to school and trained hard for their gigs. They deliver professional services and work in a tough physical environment (you stand all day and work so hard at work- you'd want to be compensated for it, wouldn't you? ) Crappy massage? I agree crappy or no tip is warranted. Great massage? Show appreciation for a job well done. She earned it.

Besides, this is one way to sometimes get extras from a perfectly respectable therapist. If you are respectful and treat them well, they treat you well in return. That is how it should be.

This is not a lecture, but a humble opinion from an old guy who appreciates women and good service.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Antonio]Hey guys, Anyone out there ever pull their schwanz out and find the condom covered with little white-yellowish specks? The provider seemed to have multiple orgasms, so could it be related to that, or is it just a banal "yeast infection" (great, I'm sure, for making home-made bread)?[/QUOTE]

[b][i]Pussy boogers[/i][/b] is the correct medical term AFAIK. ;^) Seriously, that is why you wear a raincoat. As long as it is on the CONDOM and not on your schlong you're good. And even if it is "just" yeast, I advise you [b]NOT[/b] to to use it to brew beer or make bread, unless you are going to feed it to someone you REALLY don't like.

[QUOTE=Drogue]I haven't posted in a long time on this forum, but wanted to share about my time at Exercise Spa. I travel to Chicago on business quite often and Exercise is the only place I visit. Over the years I have never left without a happy ending. Given, I would have liked to taken a different route in many cases. I really like a girl named Kay or Ke. She is a tall Korean girl with a fabulous all natural rack. Thats just the beginning, she will work you up to a point that drives you crazy and then knows exactly how to finish the job. I have never had FS there but have had CBBJC on a couple of occasions. You have to bring your own cover though. I think FS is a definite possibility for returning regular customers with a larger tip.[/QUOTE]This is a strictly legit massage place.

Don't be expecting more.

[QUOTE=Chicag0]I disagree with the mongers who tip nothing unless they are sexually satisfied. If someone does a great job on the massage, they should be tipped. Some of these women went to school and trained hard for their gigs. They deliver professional services and work in a tough physical environment (you stand all day and work so hard at work- you'd want to be compensated for it, wouldn't you? ) Crappy massage? I agree crappy or no tip is warranted. Great massage? Show appreciation for a job well done. She earned it.

Besides, this is one way to sometimes get extras from a perfectly respectable therapist. If you are respectful and treat them well, they treat you well in return. That is how it should be.

I agree if they made you feel relaxed and good they should be tipped for the service. Tipping can sometimes endear a girl to you and she would be more inclined to give extras. I think it would be best to ask her if she works outside of that place. Or slip her a way to contact you in private. These places have thin walls and the management can be nosey.
Once outside of the place you can tell her " I don't mean to insult you but is there a way to get extras?"

But never tip her in front of anyone else. These places make the girls spilt everything. You can not operate on the assumption that all these places have extras. You should know up front if thats all you're looking for why waste your $$$.
An appreciative gentleman is always a true gem.

Saw Elle Homme on craig and the board so I thought I’d give it a try on Sunday. Went in expecting a legit massage and that’s what I got. 1. 5hr ‘Heal Massage’ for 165 from a female masseuse. She was really cute; half-Asian, 30ish, hour-glass figure, flat stomach and a great rack. She was dressed in skin tight slacks and a black tank top to show off her nice figure. The massage was great but I didn’t try touching for asking for extras. Tipped 30.

Though legit, it was a lot more sensual than other ‘real’ spas I’ve been to. I was pretty excited during the flip with a thin sheet on, but that didn’t seem to cause any problems. I’m curious to try again with the same girl and see if anything different happens.

As for some few previous posts. The women I saw are attractive. The receptionist is female; the guy sitting at the desk is the one male therapist. I guess he hangs out there when not busy. I didn’t see any video cameras or got any kind of sketchy feeling, it was too dark in the room anyway.

[url]www.ellehommemedspa.com[/url]

Stopped by Xindy this afternoon. It was definitely pretty busy. I had Laura, probably late 30s early 40s (then again, you never know). Good massage with back walking. Release was decent... I probably won't see her again as I like em younger.

BJ001

[QUOTE=Ms Lady1234][QUOTE=Chicag0]I disagree with the mongers who tip nothing unless they are sexually satisfied. If someone does a great job on the massage, they should be tipped.

You are missing something Ms. Lady, probably because you don't think with your dick.

If they aren't providing the service we come (pun) for, they are concentrating on the wrong tip.

Since most of us go to a AMP or emp for release and hope that the massage is good, we are probably there 75% for the finish. If we were there for the massage alone, it would be another story. Of course if that is what we wanted, we would seek out the best maseusse, whether they be at a parlor, health club etc.

So if they don't finish the job they are there for, they should get at most 25% of the tip--and that's IF the massage was real good (which is probably about 50% of the time).

After a few days or weeks of making no tip $$, you'd hope that they would understand what they are there for.

In the information age of today, word get's around so fast that a parlor leaving patron feeling stiff (ed) isn't going to survive.

I've never left unhappy, so it's never been an issue for me. Of course I don't go to unestablished places or places in suburbs where they are under the heat. Maybe they shouldn't try to open up without training their girls right or where they can't cut a deal with the local powers that be.

I response to the report by NBC5 "Police: 'Tanning' Salon Closed In Prostitution Sting" it is stated "On undercover officer said that on Thursday evening, he was brought into a back room where he was immediately solicited for a sexual act."

That is total B. S.!!! I never Immediately get solicited for a sexual act! There is no way in Tibet that any of the massage therapists would offer such a thing. How many supporters believe that is what happened? Didn't think so! I want to know who the undercover police officer is that falsified that statement in court!

[QUOTE=Mj138]Sex, hj, bj, that is why we go. That is why this board exists. If you're a legit CMT you are NOT working at one of the businesses discussed on this board. If you are you are a mediocre CMT, hence the need to provide the extra service. There is a major difference between a great CMT and the girls who work at AMP, EMT's, etc. If you ever get a massage from an excellent CMT you will stop believing that the girls at these businesses are professional massage therapists. They are not. They touch you. It feels nice. They get you off. That is the service we are tipping for. If there is no release it is a job not completed. If I go to a restaurant and I never get my food I do not tip. If I go to the car wash and the towel kids never dry off my car, they get no tip. If I go to Starbucks and ask for a coffee with cream and I get water, they get no tip. If I am in Vegas and the dealer ignores me, he or she gets no tip. If I go to strip club and the strippers don't grind on me they get no tip. If I stand all day and don't do my job I get fired. Stop feeling guilty about what you do. You go to a massage joint. You pay for a girl to jerk you off and it's pretty hot. You do it behind your wife's or gf's back. Don't feel so ashamed. You will do it again and again. And if you tip for lousy service you will enable more lousy service for others. I am a professional and I do not get tipped for a job well done. If I do a poor job I do not get repeat business.[/QUOTE]I sort of agree. The bottom line is tip what you feel is appropriate. I also sort of agree on the CMT issue. Take Lisunia's for example. They have CMT's working there that are trained even though the place is known for extras (although really Lucy is probably the only one that hasn't provided extras) and they absolutley deserve their tip even though no extras were provided.

Now On the other had, I went to Exercise once and got a crap massage, and no extras. It was maybe my 10th visit there. In that instance, I didn't tip and it was perfectly justified.

I would really want to hear more stories of tipping CMT's big and having it payoff in extras.

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[QUOTE=Blue Screen]Saw Elle Homme on craig and the board so I thought I’d give it a try on Sunday. Went in expecting a legit massage and that’s what I got. 1. 5hr ‘Heal Massage’ for 165 from a female masseuse. She was really cute; half-Asian, 30ish, hour-glass figure, flat stomach and a great rack. She was dressed in skin tight slacks and a black tank top to show off her nice figure. The massage was great but I didn’t try touching for asking for extras. Tipped 30.

Though legit, it was a lot more sensual than other ‘real’ spas I’ve been to. I was pretty excited during the flip with a thin sheet on, but that didn’t seem to cause any problems. I’m curious to try again with the same girl and see if anything different happens.

As for some few previous posts. The women I saw are attractive. The receptionist is female; the guy sitting at the desk is the one male therapist. I guess he hangs out there when not busy. I didn’t see any video cameras or got any kind of sketchy feeling, it was too dark in the room anyway.

[url]www.ellehommemedspa.com[/url][/QUOTE]Dude, 165. 00 for 1. 5hr legit massage?

You're kidding me right? I hope I just read it wrong but I think you just said you paid $195. 00 (with tip) for a 1. 5 hr. Legit massage. Am I missing something? Oh, I forgot, you did say it was more "sensual" than a real spa.

Turkey Man

I had a really nice time with Lisa last week. 60 for an hour that included a decent massage followed by a topless hr (with some unsolicited bbj). Gave her. 60 tip and left feeling quite relaxed. The egg timer, fluorescent lights, lack of music, and paper thin walls were still a bit of a turnoff, though.

[QUOTE=Talk Turkey]Dude, 165. 00 for 1. 5hr legit massage?

You're kidding me right? I hope I just read it wrong but I think you just said you paid $195. 00 (with tip) for a 1. 5 hr. Legit massage. Am I missing something? Oh, I forgot, you did say it was more "sensual" than a real spa.

Turkey Man[/QUOTE]Tm, you beat me to it! I was going to post the exact same thing!

I'm a little wary of this guy, as well. He posted earlier about spending $. 7 at Zeus a few weeks ago and intimated that it was too expensive, yet he got some decent extras out of it. Now he spends $. 95 for a massage without extras and doesn't make a big deal out of it? !

I think he might have spent $. 65 TOTAL because Elle's ads quote $. 35 for a 90 minute massage. Even so, that's a ridiculous price to pay. You can get a full menu from around the world for that money at an Asian apartment, or even most MPs.

[QUOTE=Talk Turkey]Dude, 165. 00 for 1. 5hr legit massage?

You're kidding me right? I hope I just read it wrong but I think you just said you paid $195. 00 (with tip) for a 1. 5 hr. Legit massage. Am I missing something? Oh, I forgot, you did say it was more "sensual" than a real spa.

Turkey Man[/QUOTE]I went to their web site & I can see that this type of spa is not something most mongers would go in search of for the things mongers are interested in. So I do apologize for being so harsh. In other words, this is not really the competition & probably not going to effect prices in the monger world.

To each their own, nothing wrong with a super hot babe giving a legit massage. Although you can get about the same thing from hot Polish gals at Laguna Spa in Streamwood, if you're out that way or are willing to drive there. For about 1/3 the price.

But if I could ***** about one thing about this & like-minded spas, it's that they take things like aromatherapy, hot stones & anything else trendy & use that as an excuse to charge mucho dinero. I'd say that paying big bucks for this type of spa experience is a variation of sorts of thinking with the wrong head.

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