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[QUOTE=EatHerAssOut;2967963]She staying ultra utr or something? I know she can be difficult to get a hold of, and I know she sometimes seems to disappear entirely off the map. Great intense GFE times with Alissa. She had an std allegation post, which of course was deleted, and she seemed to just disappear. I want to be the first to smash that clean and sterile twat LOL! Anyways, anyone know what's up with her?[/QUOTE]No worries, boys. Alissa is just taking some personal time down south. She's staying with regulars so if you've already made to cut, she'll be in touch when she back in town. When she does, take good care of her.

[QUOTE=WhyMe2;2962738]I saw her last week as well. Really sweet girl and she looks awesome. Tall and tight.[/QUOTE]Anyone seen Lexi lately. I've been trying but she seems MIA?

[QUOTE=Colorod1;2971317]To say I don't write many reviews is a huge understatement, but I had to write this one. Saw some reviews here for Janell / Abigail and liked what I read. Looked at her pics and was definitely interested. Contacted by text and asked for incall, and she told me to contact later because she had to get a room. After that everything went smooth, even when I texted I was running late. When I got to the location, she was behind the door as I entered. After some introductory hugs and small talk, I got comfortable and she dropped the towel. I knew she looked good in her pics from her ad, but so much better in person! Won't go into intimate details, but everything was as advertised and reviewed. Had a great time and sure I went over the hour but she never said anything. Great lady, great conversation, always smiling, and very talented. Definitely will see her again.

[URL]http://orlando.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/busty-blonde-enjoys-kissingintoxicating-kissing/16481644[/URL][/QUOTE]Thank you so much for the compliments. Babe I had so much fun and look forward to our next meeting!

Good morning dream with this sexy MILF today. Had tried a few times but only in town for a couple days at a time so I had swung and missed a few times. Finally connected today and I'd say it was a home run. Next time, I'll go for the grand slam.

She is VERY petite so if that is not your thing, then move on. It is my thing and I loved her body. Ok boob job but great nips and she loves them sucked. Started with a lot of DFK and slowly removing clothes. Eventually started to DATY and DATO. Very slow and gentle at first and then an all out assault. She squirted a total of maybe 2-3 times. Hard to keep track. She loves her little rosebud licked and tongue fucked. Finally moved to full service with feet behind her head. Then, had to get some BBBJ and that included some really nice BLS. Then, asked her to sit on my face and she ground her pussy and rosebud on my tongue until she squirted again. Next, she rode my like a champ until I was almost there and then finished with her specialty BBBJNQNS. She loved it. And so did I.

Can't wait for that text LSM. Drive safe.

It has been a bit but how could I forget the sight of these 2 beauties standing there when I walked in the door, there is a god and today he really liked me. Dahlia says what do you think and all that came out was oh shit, we started kissing Dahlia then Farrah then to the bed was said and off with the cloths. More deep kissing while Dahlia went down and Farrah went to the face, my head was spinning. Then Farrah went down and Dahlia went for some deep kissing and tittie sucking on my part. Then it was dahlia o top then doggie then a break after I couldn't take it any longer and had to come, The to finish with mish, more and more BBBJ and I survied and will never forget that dream. All I can say is Thank you Dahlia and Farrah and until next time I will still be smiling.

[QUOTE=Gentleman100;2971829]I am curious if my ideal provider is truly out there.

Here are the criteria and the point value (for those keeping score):

1. Drug / Smoke / Disease / Drama-free = 30 points.

2. No mental health problems that would keep her from working a regular job = 10 points.

3. Nice looking: what most people would say is attractive = 10 points.

4. Skilled: truly knows how to please a man = 20 points.

5. Body proportionate: I imagine a girl who is overall thin, but with a nice proportionate pair of boobs, pretty butt, and face = 10 points.

6. Honesty: posts her own recent photos, delivers what she promises, etc. = 10 points.

7. Optional Bonus points: girl has a regular job, but does this on the side to help make ends meet (perhaps a single mom who is a nurse and this helps pay off school loans) = 10 points.

Total Possible Points = 100.

For those who qualify with the maximum points:

If you are a provider, feel free to PM me directly with links to an ad / website / contact info / photos.

If you are a senior member: post a reply in the forum or PM me for UTR providers.

Thanks in advance for all of the input. Stay safe everyone.[/QUOTE]I would grade Dahlia with an overall score of 88. Very nice and sexual person, and I would add very smart too.

[QUOTE=Gentleman100;2971829]I am curious if my ideal provider is truly out there.

Here are the criteria and the point value (for those keeping score):

1. Drug / Smoke / Disease / Drama-free = 30 points.

2. No mental health problems that would keep her from working a regular job = 10 points.

3. Nice looking: what most people would say is attractive = 10 points.

4. Skilled: truly knows how to please a man = 20 points.

5. Body proportionate: I imagine a girl who is overall thin, but with a nice proportionate pair of boobs, pretty butt, and face = 10 points.

6. Honesty: posts her own recent photos, delivers what she promises, etc. = 10 points.

7. Optional Bonus points: girl has a regular job, but does this on the side to help make ends meet (perhaps a single mom who is a nurse and this helps pay off school loans) = 10 points.

Total Possible Points = 100.

For those who qualify with the maximum points:

If you are a provider, feel free to PM me directly with links to an ad / website / contact info / photos.

If you are a senior member: post a reply in the forum or PM me for UTR providers.

Thanks in advance for all of the input. Stay safe everyone.[/QUOTE]We have several ladies that fit that bill. Most are mentioned in the positive escort section and on the USA board. They are not hard to find really. Every 5th post usually has one of the following names. Morgan / Dahlia / Farrah / Avalon. All of these women are 90 plus in my book according to you scale. Keep in mind you get what you pay for. There will be no 60 specials or QV with these ladies. Good luck and treat them well.

[QUOTE=TinMan77;2974770]We have several ladies that fit that bill. Most are mentioned in the positive escort section and on the USA board. They are not hard to find really. Every 5th post usually has one of the following names. Morgan / Dahlia / Farrah / Avalon. All of these women are 90 plus in my book according to you scale. Keep in mind you get what you pay for. There will be no 60 specials or QV with these ladies. Good luck and treat them well.[/QUOTE]I think they blow the roof off of the scale. Need to meet Morgan and Avalon still.

I saw her a while ago, like almost 2 years. Non-GFE but her tits are amazing and she is very easy to have a conversation with. As much as I remember we got down to business fairly quickly: mish, k9, reverse cg, and regular cg. Watching those tits bounce up and down was mesmerizing. I definitely wouldn't drive down to Sarasota to go see her but I would definitely see her if she ever came back to Orlando. If I remember correctly I paid either 120 or 140 for a hh but don't quote me on that, my memory is shit. She is super clean, smells great and did exactly what little mikey wanted. All services were covered too.

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I had the chance to see her. The first day, I tried to contact her, I did, but something went wrong as I had some works to do, and needed to cancel.

A funny thing happened afterwards. I was very tired and she said that she wanted to confirm that I am from this website. And she said PM to her.

I misunderstood, as I did not know that she is also here in usasexguide. Anyways, I have figured out and passed that step.

Next day, lunch time, we have met. She was in the shower, and nobody came to door, but she opened the door naked it was a very nice moment.

She is really good at BBBJ. I can say 9 out of 10.

Then a very tight kitty. Veery responsive. And enjoys what she does.

I can definitely recommend this spinner type lady. Definitely repeat when I am in the nearby ucf area.

One more thing: the area is quite safe, and place is in tidy.

And I got a very good dream, overall. I suggest contacting her, and give her a try. Stay safe.

[QUOTE=JasonSeanMd;2975328]I had the chance to see her. The first day, I tried to contact her, I did, but something went wrong as I had some works to do, and needed to cancel.

A funny thing happened afterwards. I was very tired and she said that she wanted to confirm that I am from this website. And she said PM to her.

I misunderstood, as I did not know that she is also here in usasexguide. Anyways, I have figured out and passed that step.

Next day, lunch time, we have met. She was in the shower, and nobody came to door, but she opened the door naked it was a very nice moment.

She is really good at BBBJ. I can say 9 out of 10.

Then a very tight kitty. Veery responsive. And enjoys what she does.

I can definitely recommend this spinner type lady. Definitely repeat when I am in the nearby ucf area.

One more thing: the area is quite safe, and place is in tidy.

And I got a very good dream, overall. I suggest contacting her, and give her a try. Stay safe.[/QUOTE]Thanks sweetie I enjoy my time hope to see you soon!

Quiet girl, but takes direction well. She's different from other girls as she waits for you to take the lead. Usually all providers rip off their clothes, this time I got to tell her when and what to take off which was a nice change. The only thing she said no to was kissing. Gret boobs she said 40 DD. Saw Ashley Monroe leaving the apartment when I arrived she's very cute also. Will repeat if I can get 80 hh again. No management and I didn't have any problems with the meeting. The complex does have a security guard and you will have to give your I'd up, I have not run into problems with that.

So I finally had to see what all the talk was about with Baby Jamie. Met her around her new location and leet me tell you she was everything as advertised. Her BJ skills are over the top. Very sweet and no drama at all. Look forward to seeing her again.

[QUOTE=LuvLargeCheeks;2975520]Quiet girl, but takes direction well. She's different from other girls as she waits for you to take the lead. Usually all providers rip off their clothes, this time I got to tell her when and what to take off which was a nice change. The only thing she said no to was kissing. Gret boobs she said 40 DD. Saw Ashley Monroe leaving the apartment when I arrived she's very cute also. Will repeat if I can get 80 hh again. No management and I didn't have any problems with the meeting. The complex does have a security guard and you will have to give your I'd up, I have not run into problems with that.[/QUOTE]I'm glad that I was able to please you well and give you something from the normal. I try and offer a nice relaxing nonrush quiet session, once we get to know each other ill open up more. As long as you visit the rate will remain the same for you call me anytime honey.

P.S. Ashley says Hi!

Just to clear the misconceptions, Sassy J and Jazzy J ARE two totally different providers.