Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Slammer6008;5348761]Sorry brother that was probably me moaning I figure since they are fake it I'll fake it to.[/QUOTE]I was there last week with Amy and next to me someone was so relax they were snoring. LOL.

[QUOTE=Slammer6008;5348720]Do you want to see some big titties today.[/QUOTE]Hey if you still need those big titties. I found some. Pm me. Or text me at. Big titties for scone.

Went back to see Yoji at LP Santa Ana, but she was not there.

Super cute girl (Amy I think) so I go in anyway.

Decent massage, no teasing on the backside. On the flip she asks me if I want a happy ending. Yes. Ok, you have tip? Yes. You need to give it to me now. What? Come on, I don't want to get up. Yes. Yoji doesn't do that. Yes.

Ugh, ok. Clearly a rushed attitude and jack hammer service. I ask her if she'll do BJ. Yes, $100 MORE! WTF? $140 for a BJ? Fuck no!

At least she had to work for the HJ. It took me a while. Probably because of the shitty service / upsell!

[QUOTE=DigMeSome;5346471]Went to Oasis in Santa Ana. Julie helped me out. She is a handy gal. Parking there just works, that is why it is my daytime go to. In the evening its 999 after the nail salon closes. Any how. 4 to the house. 4 for the tip. HJ only, didn't ask for anything else.[/QUOTE]Julie is good, I did the same as you last night. One girl to try here is YoYo, she is attractive maybe a 6/10, B-C cup, 5'6" 130 lbs. She gives a decent massage (Julie is better), but she will do CFS for $100. No BJ. If you push and you are a repeat she will do BBFS or BB Greek. I did both a couple weeks ago and CIA. Also, she shy's away from kissing (though I was pounding her pretty good mish backdoor when I tried).

[QUOTE=Slammer6008;5348720]Do you want to see some big titties today.[/QUOTE]I volunteer to have those smash into my face today.

[QUOTE=Pyat841;5348949]Any good recommendations guys? I'm coming from Boston any advice would be appreciated.[/QUOTE]If angels sweep the socks I'll hook you up with some places.

[QUOTE=Slammer6008;5349575]If angels sweep the socks I'll hook you up with some places.[/QUOTE]How many lobsters can you take on the plane?

[QUOTE=MadMax73;5349427]Julie is good, I did the same as you last night. One girl to try here is YoYo, she is attractive maybe a 6/10, B-C cup, 5'6" 130 lbs. She gives a decent massage (Julie is better), but she will do CFS for $100. No BJ. If you push and you are a repeat she will do BBFS or BB Greek. I did both a couple weeks ago and CIA. Also, she shy's away from kissing (though I was pounding her pretty good mish backdoor when I tried).[/QUOTE]So I've met yoyo and Lisa, all handy ladies. Not into FS, but do enjoy a decent rub down. Agree 6 or 7 out of 10 for all of them.

[QUOTE=Slammer6008;5348761]Sorry brother that was probably me moaning I figure since they are fake it I'll fake it to.[/QUOTE]Hahaha! Thanks goodness I have not hear any guys moaning there, and definitely don't want to either.

Saw Lisa last week here at bamboo. Mid 40's, chubby lady, strong as well. Her skill are the same as Jessica here, except Jessica tease a bit more. I asked for BJ and of course it a no so whoever mentioned BJ can be had with her is lucky. The ending was nice, she got skill so I finished way quicker than other.

[QUOTE=Pyat841;5348949]Any good recommendations guys? I'm coming from Boston any advice would be appreciated.[/QUOTE]Wash your hands after you use the restroom.

As is my habit, been awhile since I got myself a treat. Decided to try someplace new for me, looking at 10 x of LF. Provider I was recommended was not there, but was suggested Dior instead by the receptionist when making my appointment. If you are looking for an absolute looker, she's the one; easily one of the best providers I've seen based purely on looks over the years. Unfortunately, that's where the treat ended. While the massage was surprisingly okay, everything after was not what I was looking for. Absolutely mechanical, standoffish, and none of the playful or even friendly banter that one would expect. I'd say downright cold. After the flip, she seemed surprised I was just in for a regular finish and was upsold HARD on just that; $ for the ending + nude. Her attitude made me think that this place was a FS joint, and that was definitely not what I was looking for; perhaps someone could confirm for me? Were she friendly, into it, the technique better, and allowed play, I might not mind. But for what it was, would not return myself.

However, if you are looking for a session with an absolute stunner, you know who to ask for.

- mc.

Dropped by there after a few years and was surprised by the good looking staff. There are at least 4 good looking relatively younger girls working at the place. Difficult to guess the ages, but I think they were later 20's or early 30's instead of the usual 40+ AMP providers.

I don't remember the name of the girl I chose, but she was cheerful and gave a decent massage. I paid for an hour but got about 45 minutes of rub and a tug, but that is okay. I wish I remembered her name. Door fee 40 for the hour and 60 tips. Was allowed to touch the nice jugs for that tip.

The place was very busy on a Friday afternoon so try to make an appt.

[QUOTE=CaMPsite;5346439]Stopped at a place today Blu. Somethin or other. Drew a mid-late 40's plump but cute Chinese woman. Lovey Dovey at the door then weird when it came to the flip and negotiations. She got real quiet and kept putting her fingers to her lips whenever I'd say what I wanted. Ended up with unenthusiastic, somewhat rushed cfs. No options for BBBJ or fiv or fia or daty or lfk, limited to two positions no tit sucky no sog. About the furthest thing from GFE you could expect. $. 2 plus hhr house fee.

Is this to be expected at certain locations / with certain girls no matter what you do, how you negotiate, what you look like? Cause I can say I've had quite a few other experiences that were very similar to this if not identical to this. Just about as soulless and transactional as it gets.

Hassled negotiations, tip up front before anything happens, and just overall a really lackluster experience.

How can I improve my mileage? Any help would be greatly appreciated![/QUOTE]Here's my 2 cents, for what it's worth. First off, you are on this forum, so that's a good start. If you're new, read back 10 pages or so and see who we do and don't recommend. Next, we've all got different taste so you've got to do your own research, and try try again. Lots of disappointment is in store until you build a list of favorites. And win or lose be sure to report back here to help us all out. There are so many AMPs in OC, so give no second chances. Waste of time. If you get shit service, do not repeat hoping another girl will be better. On the first visit you nearly always have to put up with is the tip before service, especially if you want more than HJ. I personally hate the swinging boner dance from the table over to my wallet, but you have to establish trust. If you like her and she likes you, on your return visits you can tip after. And one tip I'll share with you is this. If you like a girl give her your number. If she likes you she'll text and then you're in. During covid I had three such girls whose MPs had closed their doors offer to come to my house for massage. And contrary to what another monger told you, treating these girls like shit just makes it worse for all of us. Bad service equals non repeat. If you're truly nice and respectful to them, and they like you too, it only improves the experience and opens doors that may have been closed to you before.

Stopped by this place at 8:00 AM, just to see if it was open this early. I was greeted by a 30 something Chinese woman with a mask. It looked like they were still setting up, but she still put me in a room and asked for. 40.

She told me to get undressed and she would be back. I decided to put the tip on the chair $ prior to the massage. I read on here that another monger likes to do that so they can't be upsold.

She came back in while I was undressing and told me to lay down face first. I did and she started a half assed massage, really just sliding her hands across my back and butt. Then she asked me what I wanted and started making thrusting motions with her body. I shock my head yes. She asked for tip and I pointed at the chair. She asked how much and I told her to count. She counted and said $. 60 for everything. I told her that was all I had on the chair. She said OK this time and next bring more.

She left the room and was gone for 5 minutes. I started to get up when she reentered the room. Started with HJ, then CBJ and then I finish on top. During the BJ she tried for another. 20. Again said all I had was on the chair.

Girl was Lilly. Nice soft man made Cs maybe Ds. Little soft around the middle, but sexy. Mask on the entire time except for BJ. Made me keep my mask on for most of the visit except for when I sucked her pencil length nips. Really seemed into the session and seemed like she enjoyed it.

After we were done she stated that I was so nice and gentle. I hear that a lot. What the hell are ya'll doing to these girls that I keep getting this compliment?

It was too straight down to business for me, I like the massage and tease. Would repeat for that price. Not for what she was asking.

I like leaving the tip out before the session because I hate the negotiation process, but understand that I could get poor service since they already have the tip.

[QUOTE=TripleThreat23;5352863]Stopped by this place at 8:00 AM, just to see if it was open this early. I was greeted by a 30 something Chinese woman with a mask. It looked like they were still setting up, but she still put me in a room and asked for. 40.

She told me to get undressed and she would be back. I decided to put the tip on the chair $ prior to the massage. I read on here that another monger likes to do that so they can't be upsold.

She came back in while I was undressing and told me to lay down face first. I did and she started a half assed massage, really just sliding her hands across my back and butt. Then she asked me what I wanted and started making thrusting motions with her body. I shock my head yes. She asked for tip and I pointed at the chair. She asked how much and I told her to count. She counted and said $. 60 for everything. I told her that was all I had on the chair. She said OK this time and next bring more.

She left the room and was gone for 5 minutes. I started to get up when she reentered the room. Started with HJ, then CBJ and then I finish on top. During the BJ she tried for another. 20. Again said all I had was on the chair.

Girl was Lilly. Nice soft man made Cs maybe Ds. Little soft around the middle, but sexy. Mask on the entire time except for BJ. Made me keep my mask on for most of the visit except for when I sucked her pencil length nips. Really seemed into the session and seemed like she enjoyed it..[/QUOTE]Was she asking for the extra $20 while her mouth was stuffed LOL.