[QUOTE=TheStrayCat;3845589]Dreamt that I made a first visit to Luxsa Spa sometime in the last couple weeks;.
Called early in the day for an appointment that night. I was told to call back later after shift change as they did not know which girls would be there for my desired appointment time. So I did, lady was very friendly. Unfortunately, my top 2 picks were no longer working there. The lady told me that I could choose from a lineup when I got there. "Great! I thought as that's my one complaint of the AMP's. I monger quite a bit in foreign countries and you always get to choose. This was a welcomed option from them.
Got to the place, had to text them for the suite number as it was in an office complex. Got the number and walked in. I was the only customer it seemed, but could be wrong. There were 4 girls there in the front room. They asked if I had an appointment and I said 'yes'. They all introduced themselves to me. I was very disappointed. Not 1 girl was even a 7. 5 on my scale. Seemed like 2 were skinny, but rail thin and not attractive, to me at least. Then there was 1 girl that had too many lbs for me. The last girl, which will rename nameless, was ok, but still was a bit heavy for me, but she had that traditional Latina look that I love. She had a nice smile and cute face. All the girls are looking at me and I'm thinking, 'should I just tell them that nothing really suits my fancy' and leave. I had already driven across town for this endeavor, so I decided to pick the one closest to my liking. There was no greeting, no handshake, 'nice to meet you', no personalization at all. I am not sure we even made eye contact at all through the whole service. I dreamed that I opted for the Nuru massage, which they were not prepared for, even though I told them that this is the service I wanted when I made the appointment. The therapist had to warm up the nuru gel, which takes about 10-15 minutes. The room only had an inflatable mattress on the floor. Being tall, my feet hung off the end, hitting the floor. The place was clean, but I really don't want to be touching the tile floor during a massage. She tells me to get undressed and lay on the mattress and leaves the room for a few minutes. She comes back, gets some regular massage oil, gets on the mattress with me. Only at this point does she take off her shirt. Leaves her bra on. She proceeds to give me a back rub with some regular massage oil. After about 10 minutes, she says that the nuru oil should be ready. And spends another few minutes getting it ready. Then gets back on the mattress with me. At this point, we are probably 20-25 minutes into the service, and she just now is taking off her bra and jeans. She has very long hair, but no tie or anything to tie it up and she made it clear that she didn't want to get her hair messed up. Really? This is a nuru massage. These are supposed to be messy, slimy and fun. Well, she puts the gel on my back and gives me what I would rate as a 3/10 nuru massage only on my back. She even tells me that they try to emulate those nuru massages you see in the porn videos. I would give her a 'C-' for her attempt. Just really bad. She then asks me to tell her when I'm ready to turn over. Being such a mediocre performance at this time, I said that I would turn over then. She cleaned the gel off my back, but not the massage oil from the back of my legs or feet, so I had to do that myself when we were done. I turned over. Thinking that there would be more of the nuru massage, body to body sliding action, on the front side. Nope! She took some oil and gently started massaging my mid-section and proceeds to give me a hand job. She got a few small wash cloths and cleaned me up and I left.
She was sweet and personable, but unprepared w / no hair tie and could've done a better job of cleaning me up. I had to clean off some of the oil myself. They have no shower there, so that makes giving a true nuru massage near impossible as you have to shower and get that stuff off afterwards. Maybe that's why she didn't really get into it. She did tell me that there's another girl there that is the 'nuru goddess'. I may go back at some point, but there really is no comparison at all to the AMP's where you always get first class service and are treated like a king every time by every girl. Price was 200 roses. I could've gone to an AMP and gotten a younger, slimmer, hotter girl and full service for about the same amount of roses. A no brainer for me.[/QUOTE]I don't know how many times I have to say this but they are the biggest rip offs in Orlando. I have gone there many times until I realized they either up sell you everything or give you shitty service. If there were girls that did a half ass decent job, they're probably gone by now. Play hard be safe.
SFG.
