Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Flyforfun; 1569391]Anyone know where Sandy is?

I am going to be looking for BBBJCIM in a few days and she was always awesome. Saw Monica a while back, she thought I was LEO and I had to go through a thorough vetting process.

Thanks in advance[/QUOTE]IIRC, Sandy moved to Cookie's place on Lusitana Street. I called to see her when the ad said "new ownership" but it appeared Sandy was working for Cookie. I called expecting to speak to Sandy but on the day I called, Cookie said Sandy went to the hospital which didn't translate correctly. I never called back.

I can't recall if I ever reviewed Monica. She had many favorable reviews but I wasn't impressed. Her service was too mechanical and lacked emotion. She did all the things I read about and just ran thru her check list starting with the ice water BBBJ. Her BBBJ was average and she couldn't DT my 2" pecker. BBFS with CIM COF COT. Kison always gives the full hour which includes extra massage or DFKing untill your time is up. I didn't repeat. I prefer to repeat with others like Michelle, Bebe, Aki, Junko, Lili, Mimi, Sandy, etc. L / A/S. 8/8/8 . pu

[QUOTE=Puinsai808; 1569611]As Brudday HM knows, this is an ad for Lili, formerly in CC as Ideal Massage and Sisi's place.

Her place is always nice and clean. She has one girl working for her, Mimi.

Lili is about 5'5" and a bit on the heavy side 140lbs. She keeps herself very attractive with man made Cs. She pays a lot of attention to the details of her hair, make up, nails, etc which are always perfect. Kudos to her. She is always cleanly shaven and freshly showered. Her breadth is nice and fresh (not a trait for all the Chinese providers I have had) for DFK. She offers the full menu with BBFSCIP after which, she has always douched. Her BBBJ is nice and gentle the way I prefer it. She has done DS, spoon, RCG, CG and CG while squatting which is rare for a Chinese provider to provide multiple positions. Her massage is medium pressure and very relaxing yet firm. I like her pleasant demeanor and friendliness. She has a crinkle between her eye browns whenever she is about to cum, LOL. L / A/S. 8/9/9.

Her girl Mimi is always nice. 5'2".105lbs. She has a decent face with crooked teeth and typical Chinese breadth. Not as friendly and a bit lazy. She is not a great host. She will stay on the couch under the blanket with her computer 'till after I am showered. After the service, she will return to the couch instead of waiting in the room to make conversation while I dress. The providers like Junko, Bebe, Monica, Sandy, Michelle, etc will dress me down to my my socks and shoes. Thus, minus one point on the attitude. Her massage is very hard. Sometimes her massage is so hard it is to the bone. She has long hair down to her waste with very nice shaped natural B cups. For having had children, her breasts do not show any sag or loss of firmness. She offers the full menu including extras like DFK. Her pussy is unshaven and never fresh. It's like having sex with your wife in the morning before she showers. There is a "rawness" to the GFE experience which makes it all the more real. Her BBBJ is nice and slow but typical of a Chinese providers. She squirms a lot during DATY will genuinely enjoys the time. She will cum multiple times during DATY and FS but the sex is typical Chinese. L / A/S. 8/8/8.

Pu[/QUOTE]Thanks bruddha PU, have to put her on the bucket lists, even I hate having to travel to DT and prefer it at night. After a good session if the provider is good, get rubber legs-hehe.

[QUOTE=Puinsai808; 1569633]IIRC, Sandy moved to Cookie's place on Lusitana Street. I called to see her when the ad said "new ownership" but it appeared Sandy was working for Cookie. I called expecting to speak to Sandy but on the day I called, Cookie said Sandy went to the hospital which didn't translate correctly. I never called back.

I can't recall if I ever reviewed Monica. She had many favorable reviews but I wasn't impressed. Her service was too mechanical and lacked emotion. She did all the things I read about and just ran thru her check list starting with the ice water BBBJ. Her BBBJ was average and she couldn't DT my 2" pecker. BBFS with CIM COF COT. Kison always gives the full hour which includes extra massage or DFKing untill your time is up. I didn't repeat. I prefer to repeat with others like Michelle, Bebe, Aki, Junko, Lili, Mimi, Sandy, etc. L / A/S. 8/8/8. Pu[/QUOTE]Braddha PU, please pm me about the didn't translate correctly statement. Thanks.

[QUOTE=Puinsai808;1569633]I can't recall if I ever reviewed Monica. She had many favorable reviews but I wasn't impressed. Her service was too mechanical and lacked emotion. She did all the things I read about and just ran thru her check list starting with the ice water BBBJ. Her BBBJ was average and she couldn't DT my 2" pecker. BBFS with CIM COF COT. Kison always gives the full hour which includes extra massage or DFKing untill your time is up. I didn't repeat. I prefer to repeat with others like Michelle, Bebe, Aki, Junko, Lili, Mimi, Sandy, etc. L / A/S. 8/8/8 . pu[/QUOTE]Sometimes, like starting a weed whacker, certain conditions must be present.

In Monica's case, I've found that bending her over the table (which causes her mound to deploy and self-lubricate) while grabbing tightly onto her hips and slamming her from behind gets her started right up. My hands are reasonably strong but no need to use Kung Fu grip.

She did succeed at wearing me out and there wasn't any opportunity for using the ice water.

If you care to, try that and let me know how your lawn came out looking.

2702 is now open, reports to follow soon, and KITTY is in the house!

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First time with the day crew and I'm loving it so far. MMS said the lineup was susie, sugar, and ling ling. Had one more but didn't remember the name. Had Susie and she was awesome.

She's a beauty. Young looking maybe late 20's or early 30's. Really cute face, really short, natural B's, really nice.

Oh, and she had a super tight vagina. Haven't felt that kind if tight since high school. Came super early. Going to go back next week and try her again.

[QUOTE=H Mobius; 1569804]Sometimes, like starting a weed whacker, certain conditions must be present.

In Monica's case, I've found that bending her over the table (which causes her mound to deploy and self-lubricate) while grabbing tightly onto her hips and slamming her from behind gets her started right up. My hands are reasonably strong but no need to use Kung Fu grip.

She did succeed at wearing me out and there wasn't any opportunity for using the ice water.

If you care to, try that and let me know how your lawn came out looking.[/QUOTE]Man, I am in tears! Haven't laughed so hard in a long time. This is what it is all about! This is the definition of YMMV. And then some!

I have not laughed so hard and tearing after reading a post on this fourm. Kudos to both of you! Thank you!

No Kung Fu grip needed. User manual states: (small print)"Operator beware!"May cause vomiting, bleeding, loss of sight, skin rash, ulcers, feelings of euphoria and pleasure, excitement, fulfillment, ecstasy.

That's what what they say about Pakalolo! Hmmmm?

No, I have not been drinking or smoking anything suspicious tonight?

BTW: St. Andrews has asked me to be a consult on their greens!

[QUOTE=On The Prowl; 1569825]2702 is now open, reports to follow soon, and KITTY is in the house!

[url]http://honolulu.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/g-r-a-n-d-_o-p-e-n-i-n-g_-_e-x-o-t-i-c-_p-l-a-y-m-a-t-e-s_-_100-_r-e-a-l_-20/3685123[/url][/QUOTE]Kitty going with new name? Doesn't appear to be listed in the lineup.

Stopped by CC-2702 today (Saturday) Kitty was there with one other girl (Bebe). She told me that there is a pure Japanese girl arriving Sunday, she is young (23) and skinny (Sherry). Kitty says the pictures are real. They are still fixing the place up but the rooms are clean and newly furnished with real beds.

[QUOTE=H Mobius; 1569804]Sometimes, like starting a weed whacker, certain conditions must be present.

In Monica's case, I've found that bending her over the table (which causes her mound to deploy and self-lubricate) while grabbing tightly onto her hips and slamming her from behind gets her started right up. My hands are reasonably strong but no need to use Kung Fu grip.

She did succeed at wearing me out and there wasn't any opportunity for using the ice water.

If you care to, try that and let me know how your lawn came out looking.[/QUOTE]HM,

I thought I had read the manual (RTFM) but I guess I only read the illustrations and captions. LOL. Can tell I went public school ah?

One thing I noticed was the 'machine' didn't have a "choke" during BBBJ. About 30 minutes into the appointment with "Massage Apprentice Monica," I wanted to hit the "kill switch.". Pu

[QUOTE=Puinsai808; 1570189]HM,

I thought I had read the manual (RTFM) but I guess I only read the illustrations and captions. LOL. Can tell I went public school ah?

One thing I noticed was the 'machine' didn't have a "choke" during BBBJ. About 30 minutes into the appointment with "Massage Apprentice Monica," I wanted to hit the "kill switch.". Pu[/QUOTE]I don't read manuals either, because like something I once saw, "Real men don't ask for directions". So, I just fiddle with things like a stubborn idiot until I finally get it working.

Luckily, being a tit man, Monica's girls had me mesmerized so I wanted her to stay standing in her heels for a while, which led to having her bend over.

Yup, I once cruised a neighborhood for over an hour looking for my friend's house because I forgot how to find it and was too shame to txt him and admit that I was lost. I finally gave up and was trying to find my way out of there when I stumbled upon his house. Luckily he was just cruising in his garage and didn't mind that I was 90 minutes late.

[QUOTE=Justin Cruz;1570103]Stopped by CC-2702 today (Saturday) Kitty was there with one other girl (Bebe). She told me that there is a pure Japanese girl arriving Sunday, she is young (23) and skinny (Sherry). Kitty says the pictures are real. They are still fixing the place up but the rooms are clean and newly furnished with real beds.[/QUOTE]What is the going rate for house and tip? I think I am over tipping but rather do that than under tip.

[QUOTE=Hilifter37;1570358]What is the going rate for house and tip? I think I am over tipping but rather do that than under tip.[/QUOTE].60 house $.40 tip for CC FS.

[QUOTE=On The Prowl;1570443].60 house $.40 tip for CC FS.[/QUOTE]Thanks. 1st time going to CC. Had appointment with Kitty but she was busy, so had Bebe. Was told Sherry will arrive tonight, but I figure she might be jet-lagged, so will see her later. Pics on 2702 ads so far are not real pics as far as I can tell. Want to check out MF next door also.

[QUOTE=Hilifter37;1570550]Thanks. 1st time going to CC. Had appointment with Kitty but she was busy, so had Bebe. Was told Sherry will arrive tonight, but I figure she might be jet-lagged, so will see her later. Pics on 2702 ads so far are not real pics as far as I can tell. Want to check out MF next door also.[/QUOTE]It's pretty obvious that CC-2702 pics are not real, and Mongers know that a lot of places never use providers real pics. One of the only few establishments is MF at CC-2701. All of her pics are real and their providers are "HOT!" Yuki, Michelle, & Emily.

Buka

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