Massage Parlor Reports

Stopping the other day just out of the blue no appointment. Was met at the door by an enthusiastic Cici.

Gave me some nice hugs to give me a reassuring feeling that all was going to be okay. As I said, very friendly and very open.

Some of you have showed some interest in some fuller figured providers. Cici is bigger boned or possibly better described as thick. But not gross or anything like that. No Dunlap. No cellulite. And one of the benefits is they don't have that flat ass when they're a little thicker. Enjoyed my time with a great menu. Although bigger than I usually enjoy she looks great from behind. I'm pretty sure I'll come back.

Wow, been a while since I been out and about and can understand why no one talks about this place anymore. 1st a. 7 door fee for a belly bigger than mine is crazy 2nd an hour has miraculously become 40 minutes and 3rd who the hell gives. 6 for L1. Stuck to my guns on standard. 4 . Mediocre massage, no real tease before the flip and negotiations really tell me why I never see the place show up on the forum. Should have saved the money and did it my self. I know, I should not have gone not seeing anything here about it, but was out doing some last minute shopping and thought why not. Question answered.

[QUOTE=OKSure;7140188]Wow, been a while since I been out and about and can understand why no one talks about this place anymore. 1st a. 7 door fee for a belly bigger than mine is crazy 2nd an hour has miraculously become 40 minutes and 3rd who the hell gives. 6 for L1. Stuck to my guns on standard. 4 . Mediocre massage, no real tease before the flip and negotiations really tell me why I never see the place show up on the forum. Should have saved the money and did it my self. I know, I should not have gone not seeing anything here about it, but was out doing some last minute shopping and thought why not. Question answered.[/QUOTE]I've been wondering about that place, thanks for TOFTT.

Bummer. . 6 is the "new standard" but should always include some funbag play. Or FIV or something extra.

[QUOTE=OKSure;7140188]Wow, been a while since I been out and about and can understand why no one talks about this place anymore. 1st a. 7 door fee for a belly bigger than mine is crazy 2nd an hour has miraculously become 40 minutes and 3rd who the hell gives. 6 for L1. Stuck to my guns on standard. 4 . Mediocre massage, no real tease before the flip and negotiations really tell me why I never see the place show up on the forum. Should have saved the money and did it my self. I know, I should not have gone not seeing anything here about it, but was out doing some last minute shopping and thought why not. Question answered.[/QUOTE]I went here last year and got self service and was fine with that because the teasing was good. Went back this summer and no teasing at all and just a regular massage. And I think it's always the same unattractive woman.

[QUOTE=HeadsOfState;7142058]I went here last year and got self service and was fine with that because the teasing was good. Went back this summer and no teasing at all and just a regular massage. And I think it's always the same unattractive woman.[/QUOTE]I was there probably 6 months ago or so looking for some back walking as I know they have the ceiling bars. Found Chloe had returned. Chloe had put on a few pounds or kilos if your keeping score. As most seniors remember Chloe was always a curvy girl but before she carried well. I decided against the back walking as I didn't want to risk injury. She still gives a decent massage and finish. For those wondering no change in the menu that I know of.

She's always a good solid massage.

Stopped by Hunan last week, Annie's Aunt was visiting so no go there, the ear bud girl was good, yesterday I had Yuru for a massage, too much forearm stuff.

But she was good.

[QUOTE=AsianFever69;7121156]LMK who, cause I 'm bored with what I know. PM me. Looking for l3 for sure things.

Is Mei still around?[/QUOTE]

So I went to Joy for the first time in months today. The only person I see is Mei, which I didn't know would be there. I usually have the other older lady (whose name I don't know). However, if she's there again, I won't be going back. I paid for an hour and we were done after like 30-35 minutes. She started the massage which was fine, did some teasing, then had me flip after a short time. Negotiated $90 for L2 and after I popped she just ended everything. Didn't even attempt to finish the massage. Just cleaned me up and told me done. L2 was ok but it was like she just wanted it to be over so she did the most very quickly.

Disappointing to say the least.

[QUOTE=NitroPimp;7139081]Stopping the other day just out of the blue no appointment. Was met at the door by an enthusiastic Cici.

Gave me some nice hugs to give me a reassuring feeling that all was going to be okay. As I said, very friendly and very open.

Some of you have showed some interest in some fuller figured providers. Cici is bigger boned or possibly better described as thick. But not gross or anything like that. No Dunlap. No cellulite. And one of the benefits is they don't have that flat ass when they're a little thicker. Enjoyed my time with a great menu. Although bigger than I usually enjoy she looks great from behind. I'm pretty sure I'll come back.[/QUOTE]Cici sounded like my type so I went to Pink yesterday with hopes of seeing her. Instead, I got Lulu who I didn't find remotely attractive. I should have left but I stayed hoping that she would perform better than she looked. Boy was I wrong. Not a good massage, she just kind of rubbed my back and legs for a while. No teasing at all. Had me flip, rubbed all around the important spot without touching for a few minutes, than all of a sudden patted it and motioned to her mouth for L2. I said, sure. She got a cover and gave me the most painful L2 I've ever had. I asked her to stop and finish by hand. Pulls off the cover, squirts on maybe a drop of oil and starts a too try jackhammer. I told her to slow down but she kept going. She pulled up her shirt and I played with her tits while I thought of someone else to get me to the finish line, and as soon as I started to release she just took her hand off and walked away. Then cleaned me up a little bit and said "all done". I was short on time, but honestly I didn't want anymore. One positive, she actually did have nice tits.

I should have called ahead and made an appointment with Cici, but took my chances by just walking in. I was the only one there, and I think Lulu was the only one working. I don't know if I will go back there even if I do call ahead. The experience was that bad.

[QUOTE=RSwanson;7147319]Cici sounded like my type so I went to Pink yesterday with hopes of seeing her. Instead, I got Lulu who I didn't find remotely attractive. I should have left but I stayed hoping that she would perform better than she looked. Boy was I wrong. Not a good massage, she just kind of rubbed my back and legs for a while. No teasing at all. Had me flip, rubbed all around the important spot without touching for a few minutes, than all of a sudden patted it and motioned to her mouth for L2. I said, sure. She got a cover and gave me the most painful L2 I've ever had. I asked her to stop and finish by hand. Pulls off the cover, squirts on maybe a drop of oil and starts a too try jackhammer. I told her to slow down but she kept going. She pulled up her shirt and I played with her tits while I thought of someone else to get me to the finish line, and as soon as I started to release she just took her hand off and walked away. Then cleaned me up a little bit and said "all done". I was short on time, but honestly I didn't want anymore. One positive, she actually did have nice tits.

I should have called ahead and made an appointment with Cici, but took my chances by just walking in. I was the only one there, and I think Lulu was the only one working. I don't know if I will go back there even if I do call ahead. The experience was that bad.[/QUOTE]Welcome to the forum. Good first post.

Sorry to hear about your bad experience at Pink. You probably got the girl whose turn it was. You can always request Cici. I saw Lulu from a distance, and I have to agree with your assessment. Recommend you call first.

I don't post questions very often. Have any of you been to any places lately where they use an electric blanket or something similar on the massage tables? In Wisconsin or Illinois.

(Other than Relax / Racine. I know they had them last year, but I'm still trying to avoid that place, they were really crappy the past few times, and too greedy.

[QUOTE=MrLoudMonger;7151985]I don't post questions very often. Have any of you been to any places lately where they use an electric blanket or something similar on the massage tables? In Wisconsin or Illinois.

(Other than Relax / Racine. I know they had them last year, but I'm still trying to avoid that place, they were really crappy the past few times, and too greedy.[/QUOTE]I know Joy Spa in Racine uses them. I was just there a couple weeks ago.

I believe Casey in Milwaukee has a heated massage table or pad.

[QUOTE=MrLoudMonger;7151985]I don't post questions very often. Have any of you been to any places lately where they use an electric blanket or something similar on the massage tables? In Wisconsin or Illinois.

(Other than Relax / Racine. I know they had them last year, but I'm still trying to avoid that place, they were really crappy the past few times, and too greedy.[/QUOTE]

I just got back from Seme and I don't know if I did something wrong or gave the wrong impression but I wasn't even offered a L1. I didn't make an appointment, I just showed up because I had some time. I didn't get her name but I believe it was Linda since she didn't look like Yuyu. Paid for the hour, got the massage which was nice but no teasing whatsoever. Not even on the flip. Just a straight up massage then when she was done she just said, "see you next time". Another thing that was strange, she had the door cracked open the whole time and would be on her phone during the massage as well.

So I don't know if Seme has gone legit or if I did something wrong but no play at Seme today and I don't know why. Also, didn't let me leave without a tip so I gave her $20 just for maybe some good will if I come back but don't know if I will.

But randomly ended up at Relax recently. Have two ladies there, the older one (Coco?) who I think has been there forever and a day and isn't very interesting to me. Didn't see May around, just the Papasan guy. Got the other one Vivi. She's cute in the face. Somewhat younger, Kind of tall. Not particularly shapely. Kind of flat on top and lacking in curves. I thought her personality was quite charming so I kind of like her. No English at all, other than the word OK. She really had zero massage skill though. One of the worst massages I've gotten in ages. Not therapeutic. Nor erotic. Just Meh.

Didn't offer any services above L1. Which is okay, but her L1 technique still was also really bad. It was hard to finish, had to think of other women and pretend I was somewhere else, LOL.

So, every time I go to Seme the same girl always gets me. It's like she hunts me and doesn't want the other girl that is there to get me. Think her name is Mimi. Every time I go she goes "oh, it's been a while. " Which I know I'm a number to her, just like I know her advances are just trying to get more money out of me. Won't lie and say it hasn't worked in the past. The one time I went for a futon massage (which was nice but a good now and then because of the price) and while she was climbing all over me while I was on my stomach, she goes "so do you have girlfriend?" And we talked while she was all over me doing her massage thing. When I told her yes she went "maybe I can be your other girlfriend. " Which have to say again, know I'm a number to her but it was cute for a lady to say it.