Massage Parlor Reports

I have read great reviews on both.

I generally only see full service providers. But after seeing reviews. I'm thinking of seeing one of these ladies. Just wondering which one is best. Thanks. Pm or welcomed.

You'll be in good hands with either lady. Good luck making that decision.

[QUOTE=BlueRaider;2819073]I have read great reviews on both.

I generally only see full service providers. But after seeing reviews. I'm thinking of seeing one of these ladies. Just wondering which one is best. Thanks. Pm or welcomed.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=MilfMan865;2817119]You fellas are killing me! I still haven't seen Whitney (only because FS is not an option). I had sworn off MTM's because it wasn't an all nude club and found myself having great times in there over the past few weeks.

I consider myself an analytics junkie and I've been conditioned to be skeptical of perfection. I'd almost anticipate Whitney showing up a the door on the back of a unicorn. As I look over the being "Whitney'd" phenomenon, the first review on this site was posted in October 2013 (when Hound reported being "Whitney'd", that should have been green light enough) and reviews going back to December 2013 on another site; she has essentially had her own thread here since January 2014.

So far: 2 years, 4 months, 23 days including this leap day 2016 = Whitney is batting 1000 on the 5-star reviews. I was proven wrong on MTMs, so a visit to Whitney is long overdue.

Excellent reports gentlemen.

Stay safe,

MILFMan.[/QUOTE]Damn it MilfMan you just took a chunk out of my money. Whitney now has it. You mentioned her and got me to thinking and remembering. I had to go see her again. Why you haven't to this point is beyond me. You know the Hound would never steer you wrong. Whitney is more than just a toe curling experience. She will make your fuckin knees buckle to your chest. Sorry if the word fuckin is not permitted please replace it with Effing. Just the best way I could think of to describe it. If she was FS I would be bankrupt. Unless I had Doc Holiday's money. Even then it would be iffy.

[QUOTE=Sexhoundtn2;2819714]Damn it MilfMan you just took a chunk out of my money. Whitney now has it. You mentioned her and got me to thinking and remembering. I had to go see her again. Why you haven't to this point is beyond me. You know the Hound would never steer you wrong. Whitney is more than just a toe curling experience. She will make your fuckin knees buckle to your chest. Sorry if the word fuckin is not permitted please replace it with Effing. Just the best way I could think of to describe it. If she was FS I would be bankrupt. Unless I had Doc Holiday's money. Even then it would be iffy.[/QUOTE]I tried setting up an appointment a few months back, but she had a family emergency and canceled on me. Sounds like I need to be considering setting up something again.

BS.

[QUOTE=WrldTrvlr388;2819438]You'll be in good hands with either lady. Good luck making that decision.[/QUOTE]I have wanted to see both but never could because of their location but one of these days I will have time to make the drive. Wish they would do a few days inKnoxville. Bet they would have lots of clients.

I think maybe Jill has turned a corner for the better? I've never seen her but the review sound like things were getting really rough. I contacted her by accident today. Didn't realize who's ad it was. And she seems to have her shit together. In a house, not a shitty motel. Good communication. Very professional sounding. I think I'll go see her tomorrow.

[QUOTE=Sexhoundtn2;2819714]Damn it MilfMan you just took a chunk out of my money. Whitney now has it. You mentioned her and got me to thinking and remembering. I had to go see her again. Why you haven't to this point is beyond me. You know the Hound would never steer you wrong. Whitney is more than just a toe curling experience. She will make your fuckin knees buckle to your chest. Sorry if the word fuckin is not permitted please replace it with Effing. Just the best way I could think of to describe it. If she was FS I would be bankrupt. Unless I had Doc Holiday's money. Even then it would be iffy.[/QUOTE]I bet you go back for more. I will, next time I can arrange the time. Whitney is a blast.

[QUOTE=Sexhoundtn2;2819714]Damn it MilfMan you just took a chunk out of my money. ... If she was FS I would be bankrupt. Unless I had Doc Holiday's money. Even then it would be iffy.[/QUOTE]Turnabout is fair play on this. I know that The Hound would never steer any of us wrong. I'd wager that all of the visits that providers have benefited from based on your recommendations alone, that would leave Mr. W. Buffett looking starry eyed. If this whole mongering setup were a pyramid scheme, you'd have earned (by means of royalties) unlimited visits with unlimited providers for as long as you like by now. Your recommendations have taken beacoup dollars out of my pockets over the years, I'm still grinning from some of those visits, and I'm glad to return the favor sir. It looks like there may be a run on visits to get "Whitney'd" and that can't be a bad thing.

Stay safe,

MilfMan.

Does the number 865-335-***7 ring any bells with anyone? I got a random text in the middle of the night too, was on my phone this morning, with nothing but a close up video of someone rubbing their snatch while some very country sounding woman egged her on.

Not fucking cool to have on my phone unsolicited.

Back from an excellent visit with Jill. I don't know what was experienced in the past reviews, but if they are accurate then she has definitely turned the corner on her circumstances. The last reports were nothing like my experience. Cute little bungalow style house in a safe looking working class / student rental neighborhood. Looked smelled and felt clean and cared for. Not a hint of tobacco smell.

Great body. Sexy little dress. Great face. Fun banter. Very, very satisfying massage. The only sense of being rushed was from me as I was in a terrible hurry. Not an extensive menu, which is fine by me, and no upsale pressure.

Will repeat.

[QUOTE=WingClipper;2818103]Was wondering if anyone visited lucy. Had a hard time scheduling her few months back.[/QUOTE]I have seen Lucy twice before and both times were pretty easy to schedule. She gives probably the best massage I have ever had and I have also left happy each time. She is a cute petite lady. I would recommend.

[QUOTE=ILoveOral75;2822322]I have seen Lucy twice before and both times were pretty easy to schedule. She gives probably the best massage I have ever had and I have also left happy each time. She is a cute petite lady. I would recommend.[/QUOTE]I am seen Lucy probably a year ago. She was in a nice mid priced motel in Alcoa. Pretty good massage then after while becomes topless and you will leave happy. She kinda short semi BBW with a mexican look. Follow up visits can lead to additonal dreams I believe. She is not really my cup of tea. But I would probably repeat if didn't have other options.

Even though FS isn't on the menu, she is by far the most consistently great local girl I have found. Every time is great. Hope you enjoy.

[QUOTE=MilfMan865;2817119]You fellas are killing me! I still haven't seen Whitney (only because FS is not an option). I had sworn off MTM's because it wasn't an all nude club and found myself having great times in there over the past few weeks.

I consider myself an analytics junkie and I've been conditioned to be skeptical of perfection. I'd almost anticipate Whitney showing up a the door on the back of a unicorn. As I look over the being "Whitney'd" phenomenon, the first review on this site was posted in October 2013 (when Hound reported being "Whitney'd", that should have been green light enough) and reviews going back to December 2013 on another site; she has essentially had her own thread here since January 2014.

So far: 2 years, 4 months, 23 days including this leap day 2016 = Whitney is batting 1000 on the 5-star reviews. I was proven wrong on MTMs, so a visit to Whitney is long overdue.

Excellent reports gentlemen.

Stay safe,

MILFMan.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=SupWhat;2821720]Does the number 865-335-***7 ring any bells with anyone? I got a random text in the middle of the night too, was on my phone this morning, with nothing but a close up video of someone rubbing their snatch while some very country sounding woman egged her on.

Not fucking cool to have on my phone unsolicited.[/QUOTE]I don't recognize that number but I can tell you that a few of them I have had to block for sending me random stuff. Sometimes my phone is laying around and not near me. I don't need that kind of problem.

You are right, it is not cool to have it happen. If they do it to me, I will not go back and see them.

Another thing you got to watch for is the Stage 3 Alert Clingers!. I had one that asked me if I was going to call her and come back. Geez girl, don't fall in love with me. It is just sex.

I won't repeat all the other reviews. I will merely say that she was awesome in every way.