Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Chilly Willy;1274404]A few months ago, Ol' Willy shuffled his ass over there in response to their ads and their NT coupon. I had torn the coupon out of the previous week's edition. Girl at the door, who was very cute and appeared to have all the right options (whether they were factory or aftermarket, I don't know) , was insistent that they didn't accept the coupons anymore. Mind you, I don't deny being frugal, but I took her response as a very clear and very bad sign that I would only be in for serious upsell if I stayed. Against Little Willy's protests, I reversed course and chose a different destination. In the end, everybody ended up happy. Except, of course, for the demanding b1tch at the door of Asian Star.[/QUOTE]Imagine that, Chilly Willy showing up with a coupon! Your reputation as this boards most "frugal" monger stays intact!

I can almost picture it now. An Apache Junction R. V. Park. Chilly Willy in his Silver Airstream trailer, Evap cooler blowing on high, a small dinette table stacked with Adult magazines and newspapers strung out all over the top. A half eaten Swanson's "Hungry man Fried Chicken." And finally a coupon organizer A to Z filled with the X rated "clippings."

Ah yes. The life of the worlds most frugal monger.

I used to go to OA several years ago they had some young beauties, but I visited once last year and it was old and not hot. Can anyone who's been there recently verify if they are getting better? BP girls may be cheaper, but I haven't seen any pretty spinners in a while. I am not interested in anything that is currently advertised.

[QUOTE=Kohly63;1274021]I've been there recently. And the girls are 8/9's but want $$ for service. I would steer clear as your selection of 8/9 asians may be better from BP. In any case The girls are the same as OA on Curry Road. So you know they will rush you out the door as soon as possible.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Chilly Willy;1274404]A few months ago, Ol' Willy shuffled his ass over there in response to their ads and their NT coupon. I had torn the coupon out of the previous week's edition. Girl at the door, who was very cute and appeared to have all the right options (whether they were factory or aftermarket, I don't know) , was insistent that they didn't accept the coupons anymore. Mind you, I don't deny being frugal, but I took her response as a very clear and very bad sign that I would only be in for serious upsell if I stayed. Against Little Willy's protests, I reversed course and chose a different destination. In the end, everybody ended up happy. Except, of course, for the demanding b1tch at the door of Asian Star.[/QUOTE]That girl in the front is Cindy from Oriental Acupressure. She's gives a mechanical and rushed dream session and is still a ***** all the way through. I forgot how much I hate the girls there.

I also have bad memories there. Quick massage, I gave her money for

Extras, then she turned into the "Don't touch me" girl.

I Demanded a refund and got the hell out there.

Years ago, I met a Jenny there, she was a pro. She could squeeze.

And move with rhythm. It seems very rare to find a provider.

Who moves like a lover and girlfriend enjoying the act.

There is a Message place on the corner of 99th and Grand. During work I go by this place often and almost every time I've seen some of the hottest chicks walking to / from their car in the parking lot. Someone must check this place out and report back.

It was the best of times; it was the worst of times. Oh. Well maybe not.

Ol Bubba has had some unexpected success at a place called 'Blu Sky' massage on Alma School between Ray and Warner and I thought I would stop in for seconds.

Was greeted by the familiar 'Jennifer' who seems to be the head honcho. It was about an hour and half before closing time and I opted for an hour and was quoted. 5.

Can't remember the name of my masseuse. (And I use that term lightly) but her English was extremely limited. She seemed to like repeating my name over and over as she rubbed. Bub-ba Bub-ba Bub-ba. It was interesting for a while, but lost its appeal quite quickly. Every question I asked was followed by 'Yes. Good. ' 'Yes. Good. '

Mercifully she motioned for me to flip. Almost immediately I could hear Jennifer (the boss) walking up and down the hall speaking Chinese. The front door kept opening and closing with constant clanking of asian bells. My 'therapist' was grunting replies in mandarin or Cantonese or whatever it was.

This place has curtains, not doors, so the dialog was heating up between the girls and Ol Bubba was losing that Loving feeling (to quote the righteous brothers.)

Finally my girl grabbed the pecker and made a halfhearted attempt to satisfy my urges. Sure enough, here came Jennifer again 'chopping out pissed off Chinese' through the shower curtains. My girl grunted back and dropped my flaccid appendage like a bad habit.

I motioned at the baby oil container, and she kept repeating. 'oil bad' oil bad' WTFF?

Finally I grabbed the damn bottle and started to show her how. Next thing I know she turns on the lights and say's 'We closed. We closed' All the while giving me sign language that her boss would not approve of her 'activities' with a now dejected Bubba. The light itself was about 10, 000-candle power and needless to say killed whatever mood was still left.

I got dressed and was greeted by Jennifer standing by the door with her purse. Mind you the place was supposed to be open for another hour.

Definitely won't be back.

"On the first part of the journey, I was looking at all the life. There were plants and birds and rocks and things". Whoa. Wait. That's America's Horse with no name. Not Vaquero's MP with no name.

Anyway, fresh off my debacle at Blu sky, I decided to take Vaquero's well respected advise and check out Nancy the Korean. As luck would have it, I found a coupon in Craigslist offering a half hour for an astonishing $25. 00. (Chilly Willy would have been proud)

[url]http://phoenix.craigslist.org/evl/thp/2598891890.html[/url]

I stopped in carrying my coupon and saw some Asian dude in there with the same coupon in his paw. He left momentarily while I gave her my piece of paper. I asked if she was Vaquero's Nancy and was she in fact Korean? She said Nancy was gone and that she was Japanese. Named Unagi or something.

She was about 40 and not bad looking really. Maybe a 6 or 7. Seemed nice.

Next thing I know the Asian dude comes back in and asks me if she gave me the coupon deal. She looked nervous so I said no. My coupon was different. He seemed pissed and left. I looked at her and she told me she does not like him and would not honor the coupon. Interesting. Lately my AMP trips are full of controversy.

Long story short, a nice soft touch massage with touching and handy dandy for an additional. 4 A total of. 65 A true value in today's tough economy.

A much needed relief after getting "rained on" by Blu sky massage. Not sure what else on the menu, but I get the feeling all is to be had.

Hat tip to Vaquero.

Well, since you say that go by the place often, why don't YOU check it out, TOFTT and YOU report back. That will be a good way for a newbie like you to start building up some,"street creds".

[QUOTE=Knuckles G;1278521]There is a Message place on the corner of 99th and Grand. During work I go by this place often and almost every time I've seen some of the hottest chicks walking to / from their car in the parking lot. Someone must check this place out and report back.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Knuckles G;1278521]There is a Message place on the corner of 99th and Grand. During work I go by this place often and almost every time I've seen some of the hottest chicks walking to / from their car in the parking lot. Someone must check this place out and report back.[/QUOTE]I've stopped by this place a couple of times, you're right there are some hot chicks but the level of service really varies. Some very warm and friendly and some very cold fish. Its been a while since I've been so I don't have a name to recommend.

Another visit and this time I drew Amanda. It's always an interesting moment when you walk into the parlor, ring the bell and wait for the sliding door to open.
Well this time I was pleasantly surprised.

Amanda is an attractive nice-figured young woman from China. About 5'3" and a nice (apparently natural) rack.

But then what do I care about physical appearances when I am there for a good massage?

Well anyway, the TS was one of the best I ever had. I had to caution her to slow it down otherwise I might not be able to handle it.

The massage was great. She is a good technician. Nice deep tissue therapeutic treatment.

Afterwards there were additional services and I enjoyed them all.
Charges. .6 entry and $.40 additional. (I added a little extra for her nice work)

Highly recommend.

DN

This is just a question and I know I'm going to get some mean responses from this because I'm not a 'senior' member yet, but how come nobody gets on Dick North about f* up the system, $200 for a massage and full service? It should have only cost $160 max unless she did some stuff to him that can't even be typed on here! Just my $.02

[QUOTE=Diddy2;1279172]This is just a question and I know I'm going to get some mean responses from this because I'm not a 'senior' member yet, but how come nobody gets on Dick North about f* up the system, $200 for a massage and full service? It should have only cost $160 max unless she did some stuff to him that can't even be typed on here! Just my $.02[/QUOTE]Personally, I never worry about how much someone else pays. No one screws up the system for me no matter how much they pay. I will go to a certain amount and no more. If they can get more from someone else, good on them.

I don't feel that $.2 or $.4 is out of line for 'quality' FS service. Just my opinion.

Wally

[QUOTE=Diddy2;1279172]This is just a question and I know I'm going to get some mean responses from this because I'm not a 'senior' member yet, but how come nobody gets on Dick North about f* up the system, $200 for a massage and full service? It should have only cost $160 max unless she did some stuff to him that can't even be typed on here! Just my $.02[/QUOTE]Well you just did get on me. And you have every right to do so. In fact your point is well taken and I agree that $160 (total cost) is certainly a reasonable standard to try to maintain in certain areas. Unless things have changed, you will most likely not find services in areas like Scottsdale for those rates.

I stick with AMPs in Glendale, Phoenix, & Mesa and even in those areas I have encountered providers who ask for $$ tip or more. Then the haggling begins which ends up with me walking out or the girl agreeing to reasonable terms.

I had an unusual, exceptional and highly enjoyable experience starting with the ts at ANFU and I rewarded my provider with an extra tip. Did I fuck up the system? I don't think so.

I have been to ANFU many times and unless the service is exceptional I pull out my monger wallet and extract $ for the tip. Also, unless my experience was exceptional or notable in some way, I choose not to submit a report on every amp visit. I firmly believe that undue attention to a particular AMP is not a good thing.

Thanks for your comments.

DN

I went there perhaps 3 months ago and had a fairly kinky experience with a latina who was 6 months pregnant; the visit included sucking on her tits but nothing came out. Still very kinky. By the way, she told me that they have, shall we way, expanded the types of "girls" there.

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[QUOTE=Sleep Null;1278938]I've stopped by this place a couple of times, you're right there are some hot chicks but the level of service really varies. Some very warm and friendly and some very cold fish. Its been a while since I've been so I don't have a name to recommend.[/QUOTE]