Massage Parlor Reports

So, like many of you I have seen the BP ads for Nirvana [URL]http://tucson.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/the-best-asian-bodywork/20907173[/URL] .

Like a good monger I looked through the reviews here and read nothing but disappointment. Of course I thought that I was "smarter / better looking / better monger / luckier" whatever I thought I was, I thought I'd give it a try. I really needed a massage so I figured at worse I would get a decent massage. If HE happened, so much the better.

So, as with most of the legit places like this in town, the massage wasn't bad. A ton or deep rubbing. Actually, she bruised my shoulder. I have a nice big bruise there. That didn't excite me, but oh well.

Let me back up and tell you what the occasion was like. In the front there are a bunch of foot rubbing spots. I walk in and she asked, "One Hour" I guess after looking at my beautiful overweight body and realizing that I was probably a pervert looking for an hour table massage, not my piggies being rubbed. She never even offered the foot massage.

So she takes me to the back of the building and into the broom closet which has been divided in two by a drape. I thought supplies were behind the drape, but another massage bed was!

So she tells me to get undressed and put a towel over me. A towel? Wow. How cheap. Anyway, I get naked and put this towel over me which covered my butt, but that was about it.

So the girl comes in and she speaks nothing. Not a lick. Usually they know how to respond to, "What's your name" but I didn't even get a grunt in response. Twice I said, "Ouch" and that got no response either. Oh well, I like rough?

Anyway, while on my stomach not much sensual. I was thinking...completely legit. But there was some extra rubbing on the butt that isn't normal for a completely legit place. And the towel was tossed away a few times. Actually, I think the towel was off more than it was on while I was on my stomach.

So on the flip she took a small towel and wrapped it just around my groin. Kind of like one of those 'man hammocks' the strange guys wear. Everything was exposed except junior and the boys.

So she proceeded to rub my stomach and the area just above junior. She then rubbed right next to junior a lot. No touching, but I was rock hard. Junior poked his head out from underneath and that didn't seem to phase her at all. I tried to gently move her hand that way, but she just kept doing what she was doing. I pulled junior out and rubbed him a few times and she just kept rubbing right next to him. This did not phase her.

I probably should have just finished right there, but I had hoped she would take over.

I call it sensualish because they want you to get hard and I'm sure they are okay if you finish yourself off. I have no doubt because she didn't care I was rubbing it.

So I stopped rubbing and eventually she moved on and finished the massage. After she left I decided to finish myself and left a little gift in the towel.

I tipped 20 out the door. I paid 70 for 90 minutes and I got every minute of the 90.

The worse part was that during the last couple of minutes someone decided to cook their lunch and the room filled up with the worst smelling seafood in the world. It gagged me.

Anyway, would I repeat? Well, my limited experience with these places is the more they know you the more friendly they become. I have no idea my girl's name so I wouldn't be able to ask for her and build that 'relationship.' Also, I didn't like the closeness to another person. There ended up being a guy next to me behind the curtain and I didn't enjoy hearing his moaning. If it was a women in there, maybe that would have been different!

Because of the bruises, the food smell, and no "accidental" touching at all, I think I will pass on future visits. If I need to get a really deep massage, maybe.

Keep reading these reviews guys. They are your friends! Also, please post some to help everyone else out!

Use google to check out girl's phone numbers before you call. Be safe and play safe!

I strongly doubt that Destiny would go as far as accepting lunch from an old guy (40) like myself, much less be my girlfriend!

[QUOTE=MrGoodTime;1929414]I might could be wrong but ShortManSexy is very likely Destiny. I recognize the texting style. I suspect Alfun is her too or a BF but hard to say.

That said, Destiny isn't that bad, and she was known to give a very sensuous BBBJ but was considered to be a little too expensive. Never known for FS. New girl Deseree' known to be ok too but no known intelligence on whether she has any further menu. Even less is known about Belia at this time.

Honestly girls, you are in a tough business, but it's still a choice. The more services you offer at better prices the more business you will have. Of course there are std risks, the risks of running into a P.S.ycho, and LE. This also applies to us as well when we partake in this lifestyle.

But the allure of lots of quick $$ when a woman is desperate with no better options and bad drug habits or single mom or a bad BF just makes it easy to rent her vagina (or mouth) out. A few, just a very few, might walk away with no physical or mental damage. I have met one or two that deserved better; no, they all deserve better.

But they need to sell it, guys need to buy it. That's a simple fact that's been true for many a millennium.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Alfun;1929708]I strongly doubt that Destiny would go as far as accepting lunch from an old guy (40) like myself, much less be my girlfriend![/QUOTE]Sorry old man, my mistake.

[QUOTE=Uncivil;1928721]There seems to be an ad on backpage advertising an AMP on Oracle and Orange Grove, the ads say 6336 and. Oracle. I've been there. I've looked. I found an actual Rubs place but that's it. Back in the good old days when people actually discussed the AMP's here, there was mention of this place, and about how it was in the back in a secluded spot or something, but I just can't find it.

Can someone help me out?[/QUOTE]It's closed.

[QUOTE=Uncivil;1926188]It has been some time since I've seen a report about anyone visiting an AMP. Has anyone been to one lately?[/QUOTE]Been going to TN for months. Friendly girls. Different endings...no probs...

Thought I would chime in in this one. Still been making the rounds to revisit all the independents in the city over the last few months and managed to get back to revisit Destiny last month. Actually wanted to sample her first addition to staff, but she was already booked, so I decided to see Destiny herself since in had been some time. Was not disappointed. Don't really know whatever happened that had her split from the spanish crew, but that was a shame as she was a good addition to that group and easily one of the better servers there. Did a 45 min session with her a really enjoyed myself. I would say that she has definitley improved over time as I would imagine any of them should if they are serious about getting and keeping clients. Massage was good and the flip was great. Any one actually manages to see either of her new associated to this date? Been curious myself.

Anyone partake of Velvet? She's been advertising on backpage over last week or 2. Big curves!

Thanks.

[QUOTE=DesertDog;1930395]Thought I would chime in in this one. Still been making the rounds to revisit all the independents in the city over the last few months and managed to get back to revisit Destiny last month. Actually wanted to sample her first addition to staff, but she was already booked, so I decided to see Destiny herself since in had been some time. Was not disappointed. Don't really know whatever happened that had her split from the spanish crew, but that was a shame as she was a good addition to that group and easily one of the better servers there. Did a 45 min session with her a really enjoyed myself. I would say that she has definitley improved over time as I would imagine any of them should if they are serious about getting and keeping clients. Massage was good and the flip was great. Any one actually manages to see either of her new associated to this date? Been curious myself.[/QUOTE]I'd stay away she seems to hire thief's. That new girls gone becuz she stole a bunch of money.

[QUOTE=ShortManSexy;1930708]I'd stay away she seems to hire thief's. That new girls gone becuz she stole a bunch of money.[/QUOTE]Didn't this girl used to work for Spanish or Sky? Same girl?

[QUOTE=Katman1209;1930526]Anyone partake of Velvet? She's been advertising on backpage over last week or 2. Big curves!

Thanks.[/QUOTE]Same ole Velvet of formerly of both Spanish and Sky.

I 'm seeing mixed messages here. "Satisfaction Guaranteed" and we are a legit business. Those two do not go together.

[URL]http://tucson.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/cant-get-no-satisfaction/25692331[/URL]

[QUOTE=DesertDog;1927177]Had the recent opportunity to try another of the Spanish ladies, Jazell. The photos she posts in the adverts do not show her face, but rest assured she is a very cute, even demure girl. Additionally, great body IMHO. Very sweet girl who was a pleasure to chat with on a myriad of topics throughput the session. Certainly one of the better of the group skill wise for the massage, especially great work on the neck. Pleasant tease here and there where needed makes the session enticing throughout. And on the flip, well all I can say is not at all disappointed, very much a fan of her style.

D DOg.[/QUOTE]Has anyone tried Stephenie, the new girl, at Spanish?

[QUOTE=Crutch;1932178]I 'm seeing mixed messages here. "Satisfaction Guaranteed" and we are a legit business. Those two do not go together.

[URL]http://tucson.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/cant-get-no-satisfaction/25692331[/URL][/QUOTE]Spell check is not her friend, I might have to toftt she does seem to have a couple attractions that look promising.

After an insanely long haitus managed to finally get an appointment with Daisy. This seems at times to be nearly impossible between my work schedule and hers. As good as I remember it ever being, fabulous massage and a fabulous finish. Still one of the best in Tucson!

[QUOTE=Crutch;1932178]I 'm seeing mixed messages here. "Satisfaction Guaranteed" and we are a legit business. Those two do not go together.

[URL]http://tucson.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/cant-get-no-satisfaction/25692331[/URL][/QUOTE]TOFTT and report. Looks good.