Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Palogrande]For all of you old mongers the AMP on Vermont has just re-opened under new name, Vermont Therapy. Hours of operation are weekdays & Sat 10 to 10 and Sun 12 to 10. Did not have the opportunity to sample any goods. Just happened to be walking by and saw cute K girl sweeping out the entry level.

Could be good could be other... If I did not have to leave early today I would definitely TOFTT. I was a long time visitor at ye old establishment.[/QUOTE]

The best news I've heard in a while ..
I hope they can stay in business in the current climate. I think aside from the LE issues the inability to advertise in the Post is going to hinder them. Just not sure how many of the customers will know (not clear what percentage read this forum)

Took my lunch hour to have a therapy session with the now infamous Rose. I'd say her performance was right in line with previous reviews. A little weak on the TS and massage but excellent otherwise. I think she may need to have her boob job redone. It's almost as if the implants are approaching her armpits.

I too was pleased to hear the news about the old Downtown. Took a scoot their at 2:00 pm today - no life no light "OPEN" in the window. Maybe someone was just giving us the business.

[QUOTE=Palogrande]For all of you old mongers the AMP on Vermont has just re-opened under new name, Vermont Therapy. Hours of operation are weekdays & Sat 10 to 10 and Sun 12 to 10. Did not have the opportunity to sample any goods. Just happened to be walking by and saw cute K girl sweeping out the entry level.

Could be good could be other... If I did not have to leave early today I would definitely TOFTT. I was a long time visitor at ye old establishment.[/QUOTE]I'll be in that neck of the woods sooner than later and will definitely check out. I was there oncer and it was awesome. The smell in the stairs was really bad, best that memory serves.

Cabbie!

I was at 4th floor and I was terrified by how old the ladies were. I also visited rose at 14k she was ok. Does anyone know which place to go for younger ones perfer age is 20s. I know if it hard to find nowadays, but just wondering.

[QUOTE=Un Saint]I'm in the military and I've been gone from the DC area for about 12 years. When I heard I was PCSing back to this area I thought to myself "Wonder Monger powers activate". I can hardly recognize the place. Where the hoez at? I remember back in the day after driving for a couple of hours (or more) I always was extra careful; I wasn't as discriminating as when I first hit the street, however all I've seen I wouldn't touch and by all I mean two or three. Again I ask "Where the hoez at"? I never did the message parlor thing, just old school pick up get bbbj and let them out and be on my way. It's a desert out there. Can someone help a brother out.[/QUOTE]

If you want SWs, go to Baltimore, land of ultra cheap service with plenty of extras like knives, herpes, aids and the occasional puke on your cock. The DC AMPS are a little more refined.

All things equal, is anyone else here like me and actually prefer BBBJ over FS? I found a very pretty girl who won't provide FS, but will provide BBBJ if you tip extra, making it the same price as FS at an AMP.

I know Nana at Green provides BBBJ and FS, but her looks were disappointing to me...

Are there any Amps with TS workers in DC?

Please see post above, sorry for the double posting.

[QUOTE=Pplplay]Where is this Lili's Spa?[/QUOTE]
It's Lily's not Lili's. Not worth the time or effort. It's a future Mamasan training academy:( This is DC; you will pass as many as a dozen much better places including BT in PG, on your way there. Please accept my apologies, but fuck you newbie, RTFF. All the info is at your fingertips.

Forget about FS, not happening there.

[QUOTE=Baltimonger]It's Lily's not Lili's. Not worth the time or effort. It's a future Mamasan training academy This is DC; you will pass as many as a dozen much better places including BT in PG, on your way there. Please accept my apologies, but fuck you newbie, RTFF. All the info is at your fingertips.

Forget about FS, not happening there.[/QUOTE]

Balti,
The way that post started, I thought either you up'd your dosage of Prozac or somebody logged in as a Balti impersonator.

I'm glad I read through the whole post.

Monger on!

[QUOTE=VanDriver]Balti,
The way that post started, I thought either you up'd your dosage of Prozac or somebody logged in as a Balti impersonator.

I'm glad I read through the whole post.

Monger on![/QUOTE]

Sorry about that.

I believe that "Loose lips sink ships", and the enemy is within. I'll be more than happy to out a skank SW (as if LE cares), but the great young K girls should be protected at all costs. Let LE bust the jack joints.

I take 20mg of Celexa once a day, and 0.5mg of Klonopin 2x a day, thank you.

Any amps with TS workers in DC?

[QUOTE=Bmjonz Bem]Any amps with TS workers in DC?[/QUOTE]

If you mean TS as in Table Shampoo then the answer is "yes".

But if you mean TS as in transsexual I suggest you look elsewhere because us fellows here aren't into that.

Had dinner in the DC area, and decided to check out the reopened Vermont Ave. location. This is a classic story of the glass half full / half empty. If you don't want to read further, it was either a nice NOVA AMP experience or a lacking DC experience.

I climbed up the stairs and a cute petite girl named Ginny welcomed me. She resembled an Asian version of the American Pie Band Girl (or Willow for you Buffy fans). I didn't ask her age, but guess it would be in the low-mid 30s, though she can pass as a twenty-something. It was just past 9 PM, so she told me only half hour (0.6$) was available, in fairly good English. Place looked a bit nicer than before, though very recognizable to past visitors.

I got an average table shower and then she took me back to the room for some soft back rubs while clothed. With only a half hour, she proceeded with the main stress relief event pretty soon afterwards. She didn't resist when I took off her top, but asked for $ to get nude. She did say "No sex", but I agreed to see how far I could go. She didn't speak French, but did let me practice the language on her jusqu'a elle est venue vraiment. For those of you who don't speak French, it would have been a lesser experience. She then returned to the stress relief part and we were done. Gave her the tip and got a nice hug.

As one can see, it's not close to the historical expectations of the place, much less the typical DC AMP fare yet. I'm not sure if it's because they are still cautious due to the facility's new presence. However, Ginny was very friendly, attractive, and her above-average English made it a more comfortable experience for me. I probably shall return, but most of you may want to wait for more reports to come in before deciding to take the 3-story climb.