Massage Parlor Reports

There are 2 others in the area, but I do like Lisa, she is a easy on the eyes, nice frame, but will get only a great happy ending while playing with some C cups and hearing her moan and pretty good massage as well. Keep her around and stayed cleaned before you visit the ladies, especially if there are no table showers.

[QUOTE=SmittyJ;6473601]Went to Manassas massage therapy and Nana opened the door. Apparnetly Nana is the only English word he knows. She was cute mid 30's to 40 probably 135 lb. She grabbed me by the hand and took me back to the room really fast. I mean speed walking fast. I was thinking to myself WTF did LEO just go by or something. She couldn't speak any english when I tried asking but it seemed like I just ordered a huge meal at a restraunts closing time. She came back with a towel and put it on the counter and she shut the door. I'm just standing there wondering what is happening. This is where it got weird, I'm still standing there waiting to pay the entrance fee and she unbuttons and unzips my kahki shorts and pulls them to my ankles. What is happening? I'm trying to communicate but she keeps pointing to her wrist like she want to know the time. She oiled up junior an jerked him with me standing up, shorts on the floor around my ankles, tshirt still on. I just let it happen. And shot on her hands and floor faster than I would have preffered. She then quickly cleaned me up pulls my shorts back up, points to her wrist and then holds up five fingers. I reach into my pocket and give her the 50 I was going to provide for entrance. She took it and smiled. Grabbed me by the hand and wisked me out the door quickly. Very quickly. Not even a chance I could have tipped even if I wanted to. I think I was in and out in under 10 mins. I can say I've never had anything like that happen before and never read anything like that. I really wanted a backrub but instead got a quicky handy. So. WTF?? Was that all about? Did I catch her at the end of her shift?[/QUOTE]After getting a good nut from one of ATFs in rotation, I had an urge for a second quick cheap nut and wanted to try out the "drive through, fast food AMP" a. K. a. Manassas Massage Therapy. I rang the bell and a provider opened the door, which I asked if Nana was available. The provider said "no Nana" in broken English so I said I would return some other time. This provider was fairly tall for the usual Chinese providers who work in the DMV area, had long black straight hair, and her tight t shirt was sporting some noticeable C cups but it could be just a padded bra. She was not thin rail thin but not fat either, average body. Her face though didn't really turn me on so that's why I left. Not sure if she was Nana or if she was another provider there who rotated in.

[QUOTE=DoYouKnow;6474980]Was in MoCo for a minute and stopped by an old hidden gem at Bliss Reflex off the pike, that allow me to do alot once we get the only 2 massage rooms with doors, she was such a stunner with a great ass, she went by coco, it was her last day, but damn she was such a hottie for her early 40's looking like she was 28. Got super jealous when I visited other girls that she stormed out the back of the parlor one visit and I had to switch it up back to her. That gave me such a good laugh.[/QUOTE]Thanks for the report on Bliss, Brother. I'm in the area quite a bit. Did Coco say anything about where she might be headed next?

[QUOTE=Serpico99;6474994]After getting a good nut from one of ATFs in rotation, I had an urge for a second quick cheap nut and wanted to try out the "drive through, fast food AMP" a. K. a. Manassas Massage Therapy. I rang the bell and a provider opened the door, which I asked if Nana was available. The provider said "no Nana" in broken English so I said I would return some other time. This provider was fairly tall for the usual Chinese providers who work in the DMV area, had long black straight hair, and her tight t shirt was sporting some noticeable C cups but it could be just a padded bra. She was not thin rail thin but not fat either, average body. Her face though didn't really turn me on so that's why I left. Not sure if she was Nana or if she was another provider there who rotated in.[/QUOTE]I was going to head back this evening just because I a generally curious what would happen a second time. Oh well, another day perhaps.

After seeing mixed reviews both here and the other site decided to try Jasmine for myself.

[URL]https://nova.bedpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/fairfax/22996784.html[/URL]

The pictures are her but I believe probably 10 years ago or so. But I still found her attractive for her age (I'm guessing 40's). Her massage is actually pretty decent, very hard. If you don't like it really hard ask for light pressure. House fee was $. 2 for the hour.

After the flip she asked what I wanted. I asked about everything, she definitely has GPS as she said $$ I said that's crazy. She asked if I just want standard finish. I said sure, she said $. Again, I said that's crazy. We agreed on. 5 but by that point neither of us we're really into it at that time after they negotiation went the way it did. SHe finished just at an hour. No shower was offered. I will not repeat.

[QUOTE=DoYouKnow;6474980]Several fake posted on RubMD for Evergreen, this place in run down with grannies which may be an understatement IMHO, but to each its own. Went there twice in the past month and left and took my donation with me. Would prefer to just go around the way to CiCi Spa and see young and busty Vivian, I believe they have some new talent there. No FS, but a decent massage and great finish, if you are a regular I believe. The manager always text me when someone new arrives.

Was in MoCo for a minute and stopped by an old hidden gem at Bliss Reflex off the pike, that allow me to do alot once we get the only 2 massage rooms with doors, she was such a stunner with a great ass, she went by coco, it was her last day, but damn she was such a hottie for her early 40's looking like she was 28. Got super jealous when I visited other girls that she stormed out the back of the parlor one visit and I had to switch it up back to her. That gave me such a good laugh.

Found another Jewel Relax spa in Arlington, she only works there like every other week or when she wants to but damn, she gives a 5 star massage and got one hell of a nice body with some gorgeous full man mades. Seniors, feel free to drop me a message for details, don't want a stampede there.

Sterling has some really good new talent (Latino) they have 3 on board now, 1 they took from MoCo that was an escort going back Destiny, she is rebranded now but she is thinking of moving over to FHOH. They only have appointments only. They have several adds with different numbers but the menu is wide open. The owner is hot ASF.

[URL]https://www.rubrankings.com/united-states/district-of-columbia/washington/bodyrubs/body-rubs/new-talent-with-sexy-yaira-33174.html[/URL]

[URL]https://www.rubrankings.com/united-states/district-of-columbia/washington/bodyrubs/body-rubs/latin-stress-relief-27414.html[/URL]

This one is pricey but damn she is on fire and will literally blow your mind. She is worth it and if she is really feeling you. Like any other woman, she will show you that.[/QUOTE]Thanks for the info.

Which one is the owner?

Which one is think of going to FHOH?

[QUOTE=InSearch69;6470546]Mint is the best of KK's group imo. She does upgrades after she knows you, not super cheap but I've heard of more expensive options. I also think she's pretty good looking and all natural.[/QUOTE]In my dream Mint was as described: decent massage and decent looking. Not a spinner but not overweight. The extras are steep to the point of reaching agency pricing territory, so I dreamed about declining. Overall a good dream but not top 10.

My friend, the management consultant, continued his survey of the Gallows corridor and found himself in the venerable and well reviewed Comfort. Draw Connie, an older, skinny Korean lady on her 60's or 70's. Since he needed a strong massage, he stayed. Connie exceeded his expectations: she delivered a top notch above average semi pro Asian massage. She was really committed to resolve his back issues and well exceeded the allotted time. Nova finish with excellent technique. Overall he recommended her when looking for a great Asian massage at a competitive price.

[QUOTE=SteveSmithAbq;6475072]Thanks for the report on Bliss, Brother. I'm in the area quite a bit. Did Coco say anything about where she might be headed next?[/QUOTE]I believe she is taking alittle break from the business, but I will be waiting for her return.

[QUOTE=WalkerC;6475342]After seeing mixed reviews both here and the other site decided to try Jasmine for myself.

[URL]https://nova.bedpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/fairfax/22996784.html[/URL]

The pictures are her but I believe probably 10 years ago or so. But I still found her attractive for her age (I'm guessing 40's). Her massage is actually pretty decent, very hard. If you don't like it really hard ask for light pressure. House fee was $. 2 for the hour.

After the flip she asked what I wanted. I asked about everything, she definitely has GPS as she said $$ I said that's crazy. She asked if I just want standard finish. I said sure, she said $. Again, I said that's crazy. We agreed on. 5 but by that point neither of us we're really into it at that time after they negotiation went the way it did. SHe finished just at an hour. No shower was offered. I will not repeat.[/QUOTE]I remember seeing her sometime last year near Fair Lakes.

We negotiated down to $$$ total for massage plus 1 x FS + 1 x HJ w / prostate. (said she normally doesn't do this, but needed to send money to her mom.).

In hindsight, I could've gotten that for less. Her HE w / PM was fantastic, but FS felt like screwing a starfish, zero IOP.

She does give a great massage though, no complains there. IIRC, she can carry a pretty good conversation too. We talked about Bangkok, the best time to visit, where to find the best / cheap girls during low season, etc.

[QUOTE=BarneySanders;6475523]My friend, the management consultant, continued his survey of the Gallows corridor and found himself in the venerable and well reviewed Comfort. Draw Connie, an older, skinny Korean lady on her 60's or 70's. Since he needed a strong massage, he stayed. Connie exceeded his expectations: she delivered a top notch above average semi pro Asian massage. She was really committed to resolve his back issues and well exceeded the allotted time. Nova finish with excellent technique. Overall he recommended her when looking for a great Asian massage at a competitive price.[/QUOTE]Thanks. Can you PM me the total damage and time you stayed in there? I'd try her.

[QUOTE=NeoPS;6476034]I remember seeing her sometime last year near Fair Lakes.

We negotiated down to $$$ total for massage plus 1 x FS + 1 x HJ w / prostate. (said she normally doesn't do this, but needed to send money to her mom.).

In hindsight, I could've gotten that for less. Her HE w / PM was fantastic, but FS felt like screwing a starfish, zero IOP.

She does give a great massage though, no complains there. IIRC, she can carry a pretty good conversation too. We talked about Bangkok, the best time to visit, where to find the best / cheap girls during low season, etc.[/QUOTE]I had a typo in my initial post. She wanted $$$ in addition to the normal entry fee.

Reaching out to a fellow monger who might be on this Forum and formally resides in Radcliff Ky. A provider wants to get back in touch with.

My employer sent me to Fort Knox to help count the gold stored there. I searched this board and Rubmaps for some recreation and found a place named Lotus Spa owned and operated by CoCo. CoCo has reviews at this place going back ten years and some say she has a bit of kink with P-massage and even using toys. I pull up in the afternoon to see a middle aged Asian woman standing outside smoking. I parked and went up to her and asked are you Coco? She said do you know me? I said no but then lied and said my friend told me to come see you. She said who and I lied again and said Bob from Virginia, a tall guy. At that point her face lit up and she was all smiles. She asked how "Bob" is doing and when is he coming back so I lied again and said he is fine and enjoys working at the Pentagon so I don't think he is coming back soon. She then ushered me inside.

Paid. 6 for an Hr and she changed into a minidress and started a CMT level massage. She told me touching was ok so I spent most of the time under that minidress and inside the panties. At about the HHR mark she asked mr to flip and, without a word about extras, her top was down and she started a two handed jack hammer. This wasn't doing it for me so I asked everything and she asked how much. I just threw out $. 2 and she started chuckling out loud and said you have been talking to "Bob" before she left to get a hat. FS wasn't really that good; she was tight but also a starfish. What I thought was really weird was during mish she put a towel over her face.

Anyway the deed served it's purpose and after it was over she invoked my imaginary friend again. She said "tell Bob I miss him and miss his dick".

So Bob, If you are indeed out there, please send a shout out to CoCo at Lotus. She wants to hear from you.

[QUOTE=NeoPS;6476034]I remember seeing her sometime last year near Fair Lakes.


In hindsight, I could've gotten that for less. Her HE w / PM was fantastic, but FS felt like screwing a starfish, zero IOP.

.[/QUOTE]Wondering what IOP means? Your's was the second time I read it this morning. Checked abbreviations list. Nothing; Google search. Medical references.

Thanks.

[QUOTE=RickNva;6476884]Wondering what IOP means? Your's was the second time I read it this morning. Checked abbreviations list. Nothing; Google search. Medical references.

Thanks.[/QUOTE]Google search shows "Intensive Out Patient", which would be true for providers with zero IOP.